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Ugly Betty has some brilliant quotes.

Wilhelmina: Didn't we have an agreement to keep this out of the office?

Connor: We did. I came in here to pee

Conner: I love the whole "good cop, bad cop" thing you two have going

Daniel: It's not really a thing, it's more like I'm nice and she's not

Wilhelmina: Can I help it that my balls are bigger than his

Conner: God I love this woman

Wilhelmina: Let's grab a drink

Christina: I'm seven months pregnant with your child

Wilhelmina: Well you can watch. I'll drink for all three of us. Come on

Wilhelmina: Claire, just so you know I'm going hunting later on today, feel free to walk in front of my gun

Wilhelmina: Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.

Wilhelmina [sees Justin hiding]: is it just me or does anyone else see the fashion elf?

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^ Love that one! :lol: And it's true! :P

I have a few Charmed and Gilmore Girls quotes.


Natalie (a Whitelighter): You need clothes that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless... fearless attire.

Prue: Okay, then I have nothing to wear.

Piper: Vanquish demon first, kill husband later.

Leo: Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.

Piper: Don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.

Leo: Why am I standing in the ocean?

Piper: Phoebe's a mermaid.

Leo: Oh, well, that would explain it.

Paige: It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.

Piper: Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?

Paige: Ugh, I don't want to know that either.

Phoebe: Go to hell.

Cole: We're already here.

Phoebe: Sorry, had to grab my broom.


Lorelai: Mom, Dad, look. I know we've had our differences over where Rory should go to school, but that's behind us now. She's going to Yale, and, that's good. Really good

Rory: Nothing but smiles.

Lorelai: We're both really happy about it.

Rory: Both.

Lorelai: Her and me.

Rory: She and I.

Lorelai: Everybody in this room named Lorelai is over the moon about the going to Yale.

Rory: Which means that everybody else in this room not named Lorelai can be, equally over the moon about the going to Yale.

Michel: I feel like crap on toast.

Lorelai: School comes before mommy's mental health.

Rory: So, is this party Grandma's having going to be a big deal?

Lorelai: Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbara Streisand will give her final concert... again.

Rory: Uh-huh.

Lorelai: Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips.

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Quote from Buffy - Dopplegangland.

Buffy: Feel free to jump in with an explanation Giles.

Giles: Uggh... Something very strange is happening!

Xander: Can you believe the Watcher's Council let this guy go? :lol:

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City Homcide

SIMON: That's why we call him Dunny - full of crap.

JENNIFER: Anyone for coffee?

MATT: A shot of wheatgrass, I reckon.

DUNCAN: What are you, a cow?

DUNCAN: No! That's the sort of stupid thing I would do. Don't, Matty.

JENNIFER: Wasn't it Simon who pointed out that it's not Three Musketeers, it's Four?

DUNCAN: Yes. All for one and bugger the rest!

BERNICE: Honestly, if you three had half a brain between you it would be lonely!.with respect.

SIMON: Half a brain between three of us, that'd be 1/6 of a brain each. We'd probably qualify for a benefit.

DUNCAN(on the dead judge): Simon's his biggest fan

BERNICE: let me know if anything akward comes up

STANLY: apart from being found dead from a drug overdose in a hotel with a prostute awkard

SIMON: I just put that in my out tray

COP HANDING IN REPORT: Then put it in your in tray

JARVIS: " Yes, he was. I think he's a prick and a smart arse and he'd happily spit in my eye, but he is a brother officer and we're going to find the bastards who did this to him -Me, Stanley and his crew. Clear?"

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This is from a scene from season 3 in Desperate Housewives , when Gaby,Susan and Lynette are sitting outside and they're all drunk and talking about their messy love lifes.

Gaby : After all his conniving and trickery , I still love Carlos

Lynette : Yeah he's hot

*Gaby and Susan turn to look at Lynette in shock*

Gaby : Anyway , what if I never find that passion with anybody else

Susan : well maybe you should try and patch things up with him

Gaby stops and thinks for a second

Gaby : Nahh , I already paid a lawyer , I'm takin' him down

Lynette : I brought this on myself , I tell Tom I want you to be your own man but the truth is I don't. I want him to have what he wants. If its what I want. Im a ***** , with a capital C

Gaby : No , no your not , you're a great wife and a great mother. Although , don't you have children.

This scene is hilarious and I laugh every time I watch it :D

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Oh, to get me started in this category... It's dangerous I tell you... I won't even remember all the good ones, but here are a few of my favourites (I have to restrain myself on Friends, cause I can quote that show forever!)

Queer as Folk

"You've been to enough heterosexual suicide pacts to know that this is a wedding cake"

- Brian Kinney

"I'd run away screaming, but it's been a long day."

- Brian Kinney

"The less you have to hold on to, the easier it is to let go."

- Brian Kinney

"That's a difficult question to answer given the limitations of the language, the conventionality of most people's thinking. Let's just say he's the guy I **** more than once"

- Brian Kinney

"That's the way people are. They're ignorant and they're scared, and there's nothing you can do. Except educate 'em or shoot 'em."

- Debbie Novotny

"You look hot, Daphne. I'd **** you."

- Brian Kinney

"No excuses, no apologies, no regrets."

- Brian Kinney

"I'm having a ball."

- Brian Kinney

"Oh, and Theodore? If you **** up, I'll have you murdered."

- Brian Kinney

Ted Scmidt: "You’ve gotta free yourself of this burden. Release it. Let it all hang out."

Brian Kinney: "My mother is a frigid *****.

My father was an abusive drunk.

They had a hateful marriage.

Which is probably why I am unwilling or unable to form a long term, committed

relationship of my own.

The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs, and have more or less redefined

promiscuity doesn't help…much.

As a result, I've lost the two people in my life that mean the most to me."

Ted: "There, don't you feel better?"

Brian: "No, but I'm sure you do"


"Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge?"

- Joey

"Hi, I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable!"

- Chandler

"You've reached Monica and Chandler's. If you're listening to this message, we're probably screening."

- Chandler on answering machine

"You love me, Chandler Bing, you just don't know that you do!"

- Janice

Sandy the male nanny: "But you are a real boy!"

Ross, crying: "I KNOW!!"

Phoebe: "For the last time, why are you not together?"

Ross: "It's complicated, Rachel and I are doing so well right now-"

Phoebe: "I know, I know. And if you try to make it more, you might wreck it. Or you might get everything you wanted since you were fifteen."

(that one's just awww :wub:)

"Oh, but if you do decide to come to Minsk, make sure to come in the spring, it's just lovely there!"

- David, after fight with Mike

"Hello, this is Vikram."

- Ross, on answering machine

"I didn't! I didn't propose to Rachel! ...Unless... I haven't slept for almost 40 (?) hours... And it... Does sound like something I would do..."

- Ross

Ross: "They're not coming on, man! And the powder and the lotion has made a paste!"

Joey: "Really? Interesting. What color is it?"

Ross: "What does it matter what color it is?"

Joey: "Well, if it's the same color as your pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants!"

Grey's Anatomy

"I believe that believing we'll survive, is what makes us survive."

- Izzie

"Sometimes the most important history, is the history we're making today."

- Meredith

Desperate Housewives

"We can't prevent what we can't predict."

- Mary Alice

"I just wish that I could fast forward through my life and see that everything ends up okay."

- Susan

One Tree Hill

"Six billion people in the world, six billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one."

- Peyton

"I want to draw something that means something to someone. Like when you go see a really great band live for the first time, and no one is saying it, but everyone's thinking it. I want to draw that feeling, but I can't."

- Peyton

"Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep other out, but to see who cares enough to tear those walls down."

- Brooke

"No why is B!tch being a Brooke?"

- Peyton

And there are so many more, so I'll probably come back with another equally long post sooner or later :P

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Grey’s Anatomy finale [5x24] had some great quotes. I especially loved Meredith’s Voice Over in the coda. V.O against the coda song was quite chilling.

Did you say it?

I love you

I don’t ever want to live without you

You changed my life

Did you say it?

Make a plan, set a goal, work toward it

But every now and then, look around

Drink it in, coz this is it

It might all be gone tomorrow.

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Because I love them so and have been watching them today.....

McDean Quotes:

Craig [On Kieron]: So what's he like?

JP: Who?

Craig: David Beckham.... who d'ya think?

JP: *shrugs* Tall... (I think everyone laughed at that. Asked to desribe his fiance and he says "Tall" lmao)

Craig: Oh.... Cheers. Well is that it? What happened to the dark and handsome bit?


Then there was just as they were about to go into the pub...

Craig [On JPK's relationship]: Look don't worry, you'll sort things out..... We used to argue all the time but we made up. (That was just made of awwwness)


[Darren puts his foot in it]

JP: Colonic Irrigation? (sp?)

Craig: A Priest?!


Craig [To JP]: Wait!..... You didn't answer my question (He asked JP did he love Kieron)

JP: The answers yes. I'm really sorry....

Craig: Don't be sorry. (He hugs JP) I just want you to be happy.

:wub: for Craig.


Craig: I couldn't stand it. (Being intimate with his ex girlfriend). That's why I had to tell her.

JP: What? You told her you were gay?

Craig: I told her I was still in love with my ex. :wub: again.


The cutest "I love you, you idiot and I want you back" speech EVER. :wub:

Craig: I've spent an entire year of my life wondering what it could have been like. I go to clubs and I wonder if you would like the music. I'll be sat in cafe's thinking about what you would order.... Would my housemates do your head in?! How can I run away from you when you're in here (His head). Tell me that.....

(It's no wonder JP snogged him. I would have after that speech.)


(Craig wonders if JP will go back to Kieron after they'd slept together.)

JP: Don't be daft. It's you..... It's always been you.


After learning about Kieron's death.....

Craig: I should have come back months ago Steph. Day after day in Dublin..... I'd want to.... but he ran out on me, how could I? So I went travelling.... I was only running away from John Paul aswell, but........ Now I'm gonna lose him all over again ( :( )


After racing to the train station

JP: You can't just walk back into my life and hand me this (His ticket). I was finally over you and now you've ruined everything.

Craig: I'm sorry.

JP: Now all I can think is "What if you hadn't walked into class that day? Because everything since then has just been a disaster. I mean, okay, I probably wouldn't still be with Hannah what with her being a girl and everything.... Craig, you've got no idea how much you've hurt me. So I just wanted to say to you before you walk out of my life forever.... That I wouldn't have missed any of it for the world.

(That's too beautiful, because every McDeaner felt the same.)


That's all for tonight. And yes, I am sad and typed them from memory. The McDeaner in me is an obsessee, bless her. :lol:

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