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I had to laugh last night when I was watching a repeat of Desperate Housewives :

(talking about Lynette )

Edie : yeah actually I saw her the other day turning her cans in for MONNEYY

Gaby : Yikes thats like half a step away from selling your eggs on the internet

^^ lmao :lol::lol:

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Rachel: 'How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?'

Ross: 'You know i don't have a problem with that'

Janice: 'I'll write to you every day - 15 Yemen Road, Yemen'

Joey: 'That actually sounds like a real country'

Rachel: 'Is'nt that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic.'

Sex and the City:

Carrie: 'The day i got arrested for smoking a doobiee!' :lol:

The rest are slighly too rude to post here....haha.

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Grey's Anatomy

Cristina: Even George manages to get some action.

George: Correction: George got some syphilis.

Love that one more and more each time I hear it! :lol:

Private Practice

Violet to Cooper: You're a sex addict. Or an addict addict. Your some kind of freaky addict.


Pete to Addison: Friends don't let friends drink and save babies ^_^

one more...

The L Word

Dana to Alice: You're my favourite person to do stuff with.

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Some Hollyoaks ones I've collected over the last year or 2. (Some make more sense if you;re a H'Oaks viewer, others are just funny anyway).

Steph: Lambrini Simba Ocean Buttercup..... It just rolls off your tongue, doesn't it? (Her adopted baby's name. She never adopted the baby, don't worry.)


On Spike discovering their relationship....

Craig: Spike knows.

John Paul: Knows what?

Craig: *Rolls his eyes* How they get off the island in LOST! What do you think?


JP: Sorry Miss Jackson

Craig: ooohhhhh!


Drunk!JP: Come on, 'Chaela, Russ and Mercy are letting off the rockets..

Drunk!Craig: Rocketssss!


On Craig perving on Mercy...

JP: How would you feel if I went after your half naked sister?

Craig: Everyone else is....


On walking in on the females of the family excercising in preperation for the double wedding...

JP: It's like kill Bill on acid!


On why Jacqui is running late for her arranged marriage to albanian Aleksander

Mercedes: She's probably just got cold feet or something

Aleksander: She should wear some socks!


OB: [after he opens the freezer at Il Gnosh, which Dom & Tina are trapped in] Oh, sorry mate, I didn't mean to interrupt anything...

Dom: [embarrassed] Tina was just admiring my profiterole tower.

OB: Is that what you call it?


Darren (To Craig the day after his kiss with JP): awww didums... sarah snogged another bloke....again?'


Carmel: You're putting 2 and 2 together and getting 4!


Aleksander: I'm gonna get jolted on my wedding day.

Russ: Jilted! Jilted on your wedding day!


Jacqui: Anyone want a bite of my baps

Carmel: We're a close family


Carmel: It's like the picalilli circus!


Lauren: I am SO ashamed!

Val: The feeling's mutual you miserable little freak!!!!!!!


JP to Elliott: YOU are the gay tart of Hollyoaks!!


Elliott to JP: You are vain, self centered and arrogant! And you're rubbish in bed!


Max: I've got chest pains. Had them since this morning.

Tony: We've got to be at the church in half an hour, what are we going to do?

Jacqui: Well, get yourself all worked up, that'll help


Jacqui [about baby Max]: He's not your son!

Tony: Yes,he's not yours either if you wanna be funny about it.


Neville: Being bisexual is like being a vegetarian and occasionally eating meat

OK, that's enough now. Yes, I watched too much Hollyoaks at one time :P But they all cracked me up. There were more I have listed, but you have to be a Hollyoaks viewer to understand them......

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Some season 4 Supernatural.

Dean(watching a young John and Mary): Sammy, wherever you are, Mom is a babe. (pauses) I'm going to Hell. Again.

Dean: All I know is I was not groped by an Angel.

Dean: We still got to see the new Raiders movie.

Sam: Saw it.

Dean: Without me?

Sam: You were in Hell.

Dean: Thats no excuse.

Dean: I mean, come on, we hunt monsters. What the Hell?!? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and run. No, no, we search out things that want to kill us. Yeah? Huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We... are insane. You know, then theres the bad diner food and then the skeevy motel rooms and the truck stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Huh? Seriously? Do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day. I don't think so. I mean, I drive too fast and I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again and, I sing along and I'm annoying, I know that. And you.... you're gassy. You eat half a burrito and you get toxic.

Sam: Once he's raised, Samhain can do some raising of his own.

Dean: Rising what, exactly?

Sam: Dark, evil crap and lots of it. They follow him around like a friggin' Pied Piper.

Dean: So we're talking ghosts?

Sam: Yeah.

Dean: Zombies?

Sam: Mm-Hmmm

Dean: Leprechauns?

Sam: Dean...

Dean: Those little dudes are scary. Small hands.

Dean: Sam?

Sam: Yeah?

Dean: Too much information.

Sam: Hey, I told you, I'm coming clean.

Dean: Yeah but now I feel dirty.

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