TV Quotes

[MatildaHunterFan]

Haha I'm just gonna add a few Vampire-Diaries-quotes.

Stefan: Any idea where you'll go?
Damon: I don't know, London maybe. See some friends...
Stefan: You don't have any friends, Damon.

Elena: That move was deliberate.
Damon: Yeah, I was deliberately trying to get to the...sink.

Elena: Stefan?
Damon: Better. Me.
Elena: You look
Damon: Dashing, gorgeous, irresistible?
Elena: Wrecked. You look wrecked.

(after Bonnie has locked Elena into the house)
Damon: You should get out, enjoy the sun. Oh wait, you cant.

Elena: How do you know Stefan's in Chicago?
Damon: Came to me in a dream. I was naked, you would've loved it.

Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: You pissed me off!


(Damon writes a letter to Elijah, which says:)
"Dear Elijah,
Let's get together about the destruction of your brother.
Xoxo,
Damon"

Jeremy: What happened?!
Damon: Long story, buy the e-book.

[Formerly Known as FKAJ]

From this week's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Rainbow Dash: AJ, Rarity! What's happening?
Rarity: Applejack saved Spike's life and now he has to serve her forever.
Rainbow Dash: Sweet! What are you having him do? Wash your laundry? Clean your room? Help you with your unfinished novel?
Applejack's face: (Wait, how did she know about that?)
Rainbow Dash: Mine's about this awesome pegasus who's the best flier ever and becomes the captain of the Wonderbolts!
Rarity: How ever did you come up with that ingeniously woven, intricate plot line?
Rainbow Dash: Just came to me.

Earlier in the season:

Applejack: Don't y'all worry your pretty little crystal heads! The real Crystal Heart will be here any second!
Rarity: (in a sing-song tone) I don't know if they believe you...
Applejack: (same tone) Don't know if I believe me...

(After one of Pinkie's clones freaks out over whether to spend time with Applejack or Fluttershy)
Fluttershy: Goodness. Was it something I said?
(beat)
Clone!Pinkie: *zips back* Yes! *zips away*

Apple Bloom: You see, Babs, we were trying to get you back for being a big bully.
Scootaloo: But then Applejack told us about how you were being bullied back in Manehattan...
Sweetie Belle: ...and we figured out you were just doing it to avoid getting picked on in Ponyville. But by then, we were the ones being bullies, and... Oh, why does life have to be so ironic?!


Shopkeeper: This is too powerful and dangerous to sell to anyone.
(Trixie drops a large bag of bits on the counter)
Shopkeeper: Would you like that gift-wrapped?

Snails: Why is [Trixie] so mean to us?!
Snips: Yeah! I miss the days when she was just a fraud!

Rainbow Dash: I've been told that these woods are haunted...by the Headless Horse! It gallops only at night—
Applejack: If it doesn't have a head, then how in tarnation does this pony know where it's goin'?
Rainbow Dash: It's headless, not brainless. ...Looking for little lost ponies—
Applejack: So where's its brain?

Scootaloo: If the Headless Horse catches me, I'll never be heard from again! And I wanna be heard from!


Pinkie Pie: If I'm not here when Rainbow Dash's letter arrives, I won't be able to read it right away. And if I don't read it right away, I won't be able to write her back right away. And if I don't write her back right away, she might think I didn't get her letter, and then she might worry it got lost, and if she's worried about her letter she'll be distracted, and if she's distracted then she won't do well at the Academy, and if she doesn't do well at the Academy then she'll get kicked out, and if she gets kicked out THEY'LL NEVER ALLOW HER TO BE A WONDERBOLT, AND IF SHE DOESN'T GET TO BE A WONDERBOLT, ALL HER DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED! And it'll be ALL MY FAULT!
Applejack: Is anypony else following this?

[Klaabu]

My all time favourite is from The Vampire Diaries, when everyone of them lights a candle and says for who and then Damon walks away and goes to the graveyard and next to Alaric's grave he starts talking to him (if i can say so)

,,You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.''

And then Ric's ghost appears (Damon can't see him) and says:

,, I miss you too, buddy.''

[MatildaHunterFan]

I love that quote, Damon always has the best lines.....

Tyler (to Elena): "But you kissed him... Probably screwed with his head."
Caroline: "Tyler! Just because I tell you things doesn't mean you're allowed to know them!"

Elena: "It was a goodbye-kiss. I thought he was gonna die.."

Damon: "Want me to hang out in the back with you?"

Elena: "I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and that eye-thing that you do."

Damon: "What eye-thing?" (does the eye-thing)

Damon: "Stefan smiles. Alert the media!"

Damon: "Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?"

Lexi: "Oh my god. You're in love with her."

Stefan: "Yeah. Now I am."

Elena: "He's fine?!"

Stefan: "He's Damon."

Damon: "You ask; I come. I'm easy like that."

Elena: "I would say drop dead but..."

Isobel: "I think you underestimate how much Damon cares about you."

Damon: "Mayor? Is that you?"

Mayor Lockwood: "Yeah. What are you doing here?"

Damon: "I'm a vampire, what's your excuse?"

Damon: “I just need to say something.”

Elena: “Well, why do you have to say it with my necklace?”

Damon: “Because what I’m about to say is probably the most selfish thing I’ve ever said in my life.”

Elena: “Damon, don’t go there.”

Damon: “I just have to say it once; you just need to hear it. I love you, Elena. And it’s because I love you that I can’t be selfish with you. Why can you not notice? I don’t deserve you. But my brother does. God, I wish you didn’t have to forget this. But you do."

Rose: "It's a lie, you know. There's no switch you can turn off. You just have to pretend."

Elena: "Wait. Tonight's a full moon?"

Damon: "Yeah. But you were too observed with your suicidal tendencies to notice."

Elena: "We just need answers. Don't do anything stupid."

Damon: "But stupid's so much more FUN."

Damon: "I'm the good guy now, remember?"

Damon: “He’s a werewolf. He needs to die, I’m willing to kill; it’s win-win.”

Damon: "First dad-duty: ground her!"

Andie: “Maybe this is who you are now. Love does that, Damon, it changes us.”

Stefan: "Yeah. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend."

Katherine: "If we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?"

Damon: “I’m shocked. Stefan’s not a virgin?!”

Elena: “Eyes on the road, Grandma!”

Klaus: “I see they’ve opened the doors to the riffraff now.”

Damon: “Oh honey, I’ve been called worse.”

Caroline: "So are you like switching Salvatores now?"

Katherine: “The Damon I remember wouldn’t have been that stupid.”

Damon: “I wouldn’t have done it for you.”

Damon: "You almost got BBQ-ed."

Damon: "When I kill someone, they're supposed to stay DEAD."

Elena: "Now you're mad at me for including Stefan?"

Damon: "No, I'm mad at you because I love you!"

Elena: “Damon… Damon just sort of snuck up on me. He got under my skin and no matter what I do, I just can’t shake him”

Elena: "Why don't you let people see the good in you?"

Damon: "Because when people see good, they expect good. And I don't wanna have to live up to anyone's expectations."

Rose to Jeremy about Damon & Elena: “They had a fight. I know you wanna stop it, protect her from it. But you’re young; you don’t see what I see. It’s not just that she makes him a better person, which she does. He changes her too. Damon challenges her, surprises her, he makes her question her life, beliefs. Stefan is different. His love is pure; he’ll always be good for her. Damon is either the best thing for her, or the worst.”

Damon: "All this over one girl."

Stefan: "She's a pretty special girl."

Damon: "Yeah, she is."

Elena: "When I'm with him, it just...consumes me."

Oh my sweet Delena-heart....

[Dingo x]

Pretty Little Liars! ♥

Hanna: "Jenna can't hear us, she's blind"

Hanna: “You know what they say: If the feather fits."
Aria: "Hanna, it's the shoe. If the shoe fits."

Hanna: "Can't we get in trouble for withdrawing evidence?"
Aria: "I think you mean withholding"

Hanna: (to Spencer about Kate) "Can you back off, i'm not going to let her complain to my dad that my friends are giving her the fourth degree"
Spencer: "It's the third degree"
Hanna: "Whatever, just stop giving her degrees, ok?"

*Spencer finds a pic on Emily's phone of Aria and Ezra kissing*
Hanna: (To Aria) "Is that you?"
Aria: "Yeah of course it's me"
Spencer: "Well unless you're Aria's mum, just assume it's Spencer you know, slutting it up"

Hanna: "I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain"

Aria: "Did you really leave your mom a note?"

Hanna: "Yeah, 'Dear Mommy, I went to the woods to trap a killer.'"

Hanna: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool my best friend, you're dead freakin' meat."

Spencer: (About Aria & Ezra) "Part of me thinks this is really self-destructive behavior, but most of me just
thinks it's really hot."

Spencer: "Oh my god! Are you in his appartment? Are you on the bed?"
Aria: *Gets off his bed* "No, not on the bed."
Spencer: "Is he there?"
Aria: "Not exactly."
Spencer: "Is he taking a shower?"
Aria: "He's getting take out for dinner. And this call's becoming very 1-900."
Spencer: "To talk to a hot english teacher press 3"

[Guest]

One Tree Hill

Peyton: Okay. Open your eyes.
Lucas: This is the room where…
Peyton: You proposed to me. Four years ago.
Lucas: Yeah.
Peyton: You said it should be like a dream. So, I have this dream where we’re back in this hotel room. And you propose to me. And every single time I say yes.
Lucas: It’s just a dream, right?
Peyton: It’s my dream.