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xGlowingAngelx Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I was just rewatching some Hollyoaks episodes from the 2007 McDean era, and I remembered this from after the reveal of Craig & JP's relationship. Sarah's in The Dog In The Pond with Rhys when Myra and JP walk in. Craig's hovers in the background awkwardly. Darren: The gay boy (JP), his Mother (Myra), Ex-bird (Sarah) and her old lover (Rhys). How awkward is this, eh? SO funny. I miss the days when Hollyoaks handled comedy, drama, romance and everything at the same time and did it well. EDIT: Just another one. From possibly the most important McDean episode of them all. I didn't realise how funny I found it until I was rewatching it then and literally burst out laughing. Sarah's (Craig's Girlfriend) Dad is in hospital after being hit over the head with a brick. Steph: (Craig's Sister) Hi Sarah. Sarah: Hi Steph: How's your Dad? Sarah: Oh thanks for asking (Craig hadn't asked). Yeh, he's getting by. His memory is still a bit dodgy though. Steph: Did he have to have a metal plate put in his head? Sarah: Yeh... Steph: So.... do you think you'll be able to stick fridge magnets to him? Craig: Steph! Steph: I'm only wondering! It's one of those questions people never ask.... Craig:: Yeh, well, I wonder why! ^^^ So funny! I don't recall finding it funny the million other times I've watched this episode. I think I was distracted by what happens later. LOL. Actually, make that two.... Craig: We used to hang out, you know? Play footy, do lads stuff.... John Paul: So? Craig: So... When did you become so gay, man? (ROFLMAO) John Paul: *looks at Craig hilariously blankly* Are you gonna tell me what the problem is or what? The day after they'd slept together.... John Paul: So.... you got your head around what happened yet? Craig: I want some crisps! You want some? Yep.... he's obviously gotten his head around it completely.... -- The day after they'd slept together for the second time. John Paul: I just want you to know, I'll be there for you when you're ready to come out. Craig: I'm not gay. John Paul: Aren't you? Craig: No! John Paul:.. You've got a funny way of showing it. -- The final episode of part I of their story (and the start of a horribly long year without Craig) had a little humour, amongst the sad. John Paul's going to leave the airport after he heard Craig telling Jake (Craig's brother) he's (Craig) not gay. John Paul: You're supposed to be coming out of the closet, not getting back in it! I miss them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfantryAlex Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Brax: Would it help if I said I love you too? Because I do, Charlie I love you. Doctor Who: Doctor: We're a bit like hermits, we meet up every ten years and share stories about caves....hermits united. Rose: They keep trying to split us up, but they never ever will. Doctor: Never say never ever. Shortland Street: Winston: You destroyed everything I cared about! Alex: I could've had an accident! Swerved and slipped off the road! Is that what you wanted, like you killed Nardia Hammit? Winston: I never killed her! I saw it happen! She hit the gravel and swerved off the road. I tried to help! But then the car, it, it exploded, like, like, like a fireball. There was nothing I could do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Known as FKAJ Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Two of my favourite scenes from Remebrance of the Daleks: After the Seventh Doctor (Sylvester McCoy) discovers that a Dalek ship recently landed outside the Cole Hill school: Ace: But this is Earth, 1963. Well, someone would've noticed, I'd have heard about it! The Doctor: Do you remember the Zygon gambit with the Loch Ness Monster? Or the Yetis in the underground? Ace: The what? The Doctor: Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception! Matched only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself. His verbal spat with Davros Davros: We shall become all- The Doctor: -Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! Et cetera! Et cetera! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo x Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 All from Shortland Street: Lana to Bella: You don't have Asperger's, you're just thick. ___________ Evan: Oh, so you still have Assburgers then? Bella: IT'S ASPERGERS Evan: Yeah, that's what I said... ASSBURGERS ___________ Bella: Why did she listen to me? No one ever listens to me! Gabrielle: Sorry what? Bella: You see... ___________ (Sarah having contractions on the phone to Dan) Sarah: I'll wait a couple of minutes and if nothing happens i'll drive to the hospital. Daniel: and if something does happen? Sarah: Well then i'll drive faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo x Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Sea Patrol: RO - ''Sir I'm getting a transponder signal, but it's on an old unused frequency'' CO - ''Do you usually listen to unused frequencies?'' RO - ''Yes. I regularly check all of the reception peramiters. This is the signal'' *Turns on the signal* ''but it contains no information, it's just a tone.'' CO - ''Turn it off RO it's destracting.'' RO - ''Really?'' Charge - ''Yes!'' Co - ''Turn it off!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrr08 Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 From Buffy Musical "Once More with Feeling" Dawn: Oh my god, you'll never believe what happened at school today! Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing? Dawn: I gave birth to a pterodactyl. Anya: Oh my god, did it sing? lmfao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Glee Season 2 quotes Rachel: At least I didn't fall and break my talent. Finn: I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her. Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me. Finn: Yeah. But I still like you Brittany: I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist. Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xGlowingAngelx Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Another Hollyoaks one from 2007 (The good old days). Again, it's from the JP/Craig storyline, but I didn't pick up on it back then. I suppose once you watch the storyline again (for the hundredth time), it's easier to pick up on quotes from outsiders. Nancy: (To Sarah and Hannah) Oh, you four (Hannah, Sarah, JP and Craig) make me puke. Hannah: What? Nancy: Well, you used to be free spirits, not defined by your men..... Actually, maybe I'm just talking about Hannah. Sarah: OI!! What's that supposed to mean? And, I may have said this one before, but quite possibly my favourite ever: John Paul (To Craig.): Craig, you've got no idea how much you've hurt me. So, I just wanted to say to you, before you walk out of my life forever...... that I wouldn't have missed any of it for the world. I really must stop..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 Glee Season 1 Quotes Rachel: Do it. Break it like you broke my heart. Brittany: I don't know how to turn on a computer Rachel: Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous. Brittany: I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave. Santana: I've noticed it takes about 20 times until a feeling of accomplishment really kicks in. Brittany: I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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