TV Quotes

[JennyKelly85]

Some quotes from my fave TV shows

The Golden Girls

Dorothy: Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?

Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?

Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.

Blanche: [the girls visit a birthing center] What kind of idiot would want to give birth here?

Rose: This place makes me want to run out and get pregnant! XD

Blanche: Girls have you ever heard of something called dirty dancing?

Dorothy: Of course Blanche, they did it in that movie!

Rose: What movie?

Rose: Lawrence of Arabia, Rose.

Rose: Lets face it, Blanche, you have Bette Davis eyes... and Freddy Krueger hands!

Hey Dad..!

Gerald 'Nudge' Noritis: Uh, Mister Kelly. Do you find me attractive?

Martin Kelly: In a word, no.

Gerald 'Nudge' Noritis: No, be honest. On a scale from one to ten, what would you rate me?

Martin Kelly: Minus seven.

Gerald 'Nudge' Noritis: Hey, Mister Kelly, I was in a play once. I was the back end of a horse.

Martin Kelly: Nothing ever changes, does it, Nudge?

Martin Kelly: First we have Band Aid, then we have Live Aid, then we have Sport Aid, now we got Nudge Aid. If I want to give away this much food, I'll call Bob Geldof.

Jenny Kelly: Miss Laurence says music is s-e-xist.

Martin Kelly: The closest Miss Laurence comes to music is when she plays the cannons in the 1812 Overture.

Jenny Kelly: Dad, we're still out of baked beans.

Martin Kelly: Oh, don't worry, Jen. I'll buy some tomorrow.

Simon Kelly: Why does she always have to eat baked beans?

Debbie Kelly: Well, at least we always know where she is.

Nudge: "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.........unless they are written on a brick!"

Ab Fab

Eddie: But darling, that dress was awful! How did you manage to get her to wear it?

Patsy: Oh, I just told her a ****-and-bull story about how I was a slave to my mother in her dying years and how I always strived to make her like me and she never loved me at all, ha!

Eddie: Ooh!...

[reflects for a second]

Eddie: But Pats, sweetie... That is all *true*. Your mother never loved you at all.

Patsy: DAMN!

Eddie: [to Saffy] Oh, darling, Mummy loves you. On the day you were born I *knew* I wanted you...

Patsy: However, the day after...

Eddie: SHUT UP XD

Eddie: I did tell you the facts of life didn't I sweetie?

Saffie: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.

Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out.

Gran: Just the one dear?

[Formerly Known as FKAJ]

Some highlights from My Little Pony G3:

After Minty "subtly" tries to get advice from Kimono about the birthday present they're planning:

Kimono: If it's that important to you, my friend, I'll go back into town with you.

Minty: Perfecto! I mean no...don't move! Well, of course you can move! But...um...stay here until I pick you up, right? At six, tomorrow night!

Kimono: I won't move a muscle.

Minty: No! No! Move a muscle! Just don't move it from here!

Kimono: *Sighs* This is why I live out of town...

(Pinkie Pie and Sky Wishes are in a hot air baloon)

Pinkie Pie: I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.

Sky Wishes: I do! I got us here!

Pinkie Pie: Sorta...

Sky Wishes: I just don't know how to land. Maybe we should check the manual.

Pinkie Pie: What manual?

Sky Wishes: Um...OK...I'll just have to figure out the landing gear without the manual.

Pinkie Pie: Er...what landing gear?

After Minty breaks the "Here Comes Christmas Candy Cane" she tries to make up for it by giving away her sock collection as presents. Pinkie Pie catches her.

Minty: Oh. Hiya, Pinkie! *Giggles* Whatcha doing?

Pinkie Pie: *Yawns* Sleeping. What are YOU doing here...with one of your socks on your head?

Minty: I was trying to be Santa.

Pinkie Pie: Why? What's wrong with the real Santa?

Minty: Broken.

Pinkie Pie: You broke Santa?

After Minty leaves for the North Pole

Pinkie Pie: First we need to go rescue Minty.

Rainbow Dash: Rescue her? Oh dear! Is she in danger, darling?

Pinkie Pie: She's Minty, isn't she? And she's flying a balloon!

All: *Gasp*

Toola Roola: I have some art supplies, but not enough for all of us.

Pinkie Pie: I have lots of pink stuff.

Rainbow Dash: I have lots of colourful stuff.

Star Song: I have lots of sparkly stuff.

Sweetie-Belle: I have lots of, uh, 'stuffy' stuff!

Scootaloo: Stuffy stuff is good stuff... What is stuffy stuff?

Sweetie-Belle: It's the stuff that I have that used to be part of toys and things but I don't remember which ones, so I keep it in my stuffy stuff drawer!

Scootaloo: Ooo-kay.

Sweetie-Belle: Want a cookie? I made them myself! They're yummy oatmeal, raisin, apple, caramel, upside down surprises!

Scootaloo: *Sighs* No thanks, Sweetie-Belle.

Sweetie-Belle: Okay... Can I have a cookie?

Scootaloo: Sure.

Flitter Flutter: Hello, hello, hello! Where's Cheerilee?

Sweetie-Belle: Uh, she's gone... ballooning?

Flitter Flutter: What?

Scootaloo: She means, she's...she's gone to get balloons for... for...

Flitter Flutter: The festival? She's getting decorations for the festival?

Sweetie-Belle: If you say so.

Scootaloo: So we're watching the box for her.

Sweetie-Belle: We didn't open it and let a crazy old dragon steal the wishing star... anything. *beat* Want a cookie?

Flitter Flutter: Oh, no, thank you. I'm watching my figure.

Scootaloo: Watching it do what?

Flitter Flutter: Hmph! *She leaves*

Sweetie-Belle: Hmm, that went well.

[Dingo x]

More Outrageous Fortune quotes <3 (Shocking I know, 'cos well you know I never do Outrageous Fortune quotes.....)

And if there is anyone that actually reads my quotes then sorry about the length of some of these quotes

I do try and make them as short as I can but sometimes if you cut out lines then it's more hard to make sense of it.

These quotes have been building up on my laptop for quite a while now so I thought I should start posting them (there is still more quotes on my laptop, but I will post them another day)

Any who, here we go:

Jed: "What someone got one over you?"

Loretta: "...No"

Jed: *Sarts laughing* "Can I get their autograph?"

Jed: "Why did you call him Wayne for?"

Munter: "'Cos that's his name"

Jed: "Dickhead's his name"

Jed: "Oh my word, someone, has broken into my desk"

Loretta: "Can it. You knew I would" *Holds up paper* "what's this?"

(Later in the conversation)

Loretta: "So why do you need me?"

Jed: "Who said I need you?"

Loretta: "Because you left it for me to find"

Jed: "No I left it in a locked draw"

Loretta: "Same thing why do you need me?"

Loretta: (Referring to Hayden) "What the f**k is he doing here?"

Jed: "He's the money"

Hayden: "You got her here"

*Loretta gets up to leave*

Jed: "Hey, stay!"

Loretta: "I'm not going into business with him again!"

Jed: "Loretta, you leave now you lose your 5 grand."

Loretta: "Keep it. It wasn't mine anyway" *Walks out*

Hayden: "Yup. Went pretty much how I thought it would go"

*Jed just laughs*

(After Loretta flicks food at Hayden)

Hayden: "Trust me it was not my idea, but he talked me round"

Loretta: "'Trust me' I remember the last time I trusted you-"

Hayden: "Hey I did what I did for valid commerical reasons, then you burned down my house, so I figured we're even"

Loretta: *Picks up the container of food* "Do you want to wear the whole f**king lot?"

Loretta: "So did you get the summons from mum?"

Jed: "Fish pie for dinner"

Loretta: "Are you going?"

Jed: "Yeah I thought I would"

Loretta: "Mummy's boy... so are you going to tell me?!"

Jed: (Being cheeky) "Tell you what?"

Loretta: "The thing I gave you 5 grand to tell me"

Jed: "I thought you didn't want to know and it's not your money anyway so-"

Loretta: "Jethro! Are you going to tell me or am I going to have to bleed the information out of you?"

Jed: *Chuckles* "Actually i'm not the best person to tell you, Nadine is."

Loretta: "Who the f**k is Nadine?"

Jed: "Nadine Kronk"

Loretta: *Burst of laughing* "You mean N - N - N - N - N - Nadine?"

Jed: "Yup"

Loretta: "From Shadbolt High?!"

Jed: "Yup"

Loretta: "Your girlfriend?"

Jed: "No, she wasn't my girlfriend"

Loretta: "Yeah true she was your only friend"

Jed: "That's not fair"

Loretta: "She was the the only one socially retarded enough to hang out with you"

Jed: "We were cool. Just no one else realized"

Loretta: "Yeah that's why everyone threw things at you's and laughed."

(Later at Haydens house, about excellence, the pill Nadine created)

Loretta: "And you want me to take this pill?"

Hayden: "You'll be unlucky if you didn't"

Nadine: "It's all good you can trust me"

Loretta: "Ah, that's the thing I don't trust any of yous. Him (Jed) because I'm related to him, him (Hayden) because... of everything"

*Jed and Hayden burst out laughing*

Nadine: "Well you can trust me surely?"

Loretta: "I cruely mocked your stutter when we were younger"

Nadine: "Well I forgive you"

(Pascalle on the phone to Judd with Cheryl right next to him)

*Judd answers the phone*

Pascalle: "Hi this is Pascalle West speaking"

Judd: "Hello, Pascalle West, would you like to speak to your mother?"

Pascalle: "No actually I wouldn't, but you can give her a message"

Judd: "Well she's right here"

Pascalle: "No I would perfer you to give her this message which is, if my mother is at the westfield mall tomorrow

at eleven am then, she will believe"

Judd: "Okay." *Pulls out pen and pad*

Pascalle: "Why aren't you telling her?"

Judd: "I thought I was taking a message?"

Pascalle: "No you're giving her a message, so give it!"

Judd: "Okay, Pascalle said you gotta be at the mall at eleven"

Pascalle: "Eleven am"

Judd: "It's eleven am not 23 hunderd"

Pascalle: "Are you taking the p*ss?"

Judd: "No I would never do that"

Pascalle: "And you haven't done the believing bit yet"

Judd: "If you go you will believe in something... (to Pascalle) in what?"

Pascalle: "This isn't a message for you!" *Hangs up on him"

Cheryl: "Those bastards! It smells like booze and fags in here"

Van: "Smells kinda like home to me"

Loretta: (To Judd about standing up to Ted) "Wow so manly" (To Hayden) "you should take notes"

Hayden: "LORETTA! We are onto a winner here alright, don't screw this up over personal bull****"

Loretta: "You think I care about you and Nadine f**king?!"

Hayden: "Yeah. Yeah it had crossed my mind"

Loretta: "Not mine!"

Hayden: "Good, 'cos I'd really hate to wake up and find my house on fire"

(The after math of Cheryl finding out about Judd & Pascalle sleeping together/are together. This has to be one of the most cutest scenes between Pascalle & Judd)

Pascalle: (To Wayne (Judd) ) "Hi"

Judd: "Hi, look I can't be here, not in this room, not anymore, I don't want to leave you I don't, but we both know that we're together now.

Crap is going to rain down on us from all sides" *They hug* "I won't be to far away and I love you more than my life"

*They stop hugging Judd gets his bags to leave and Pascalle follows him out to Loretta & Jane*

Judd: "Thanks Loretta, you've been great" *Loretta just looks at him with sympthy* (To Jane) "See ya monkey"

*Pascalle & Judd slowly walk to the door, and kiss*

Pascalle: "Bye." *He leaves*

Such an emotional scene, so amazing!

(Bailey and Cheryl running through the things Cheryl will be saying when she's on the stand at her trail - this is after Cheryl finds out about Judd & Pascalle)

Cheryl: " There was fighting all over the place, but I could see detective Garrad dragging Pascalle out of the house, there was something that wasn't

right about it, something was wrong"

Bailey: "In what way?"

Cheryl: "Well it was like the whole reason for the raid, for him being there was to get Pascalle away from the house alone, so I went after them,

of course the way things turned out I should of let him take the little bitch and do whatever the f**k he wanted"

Bailey: "Cheryl take this seriously"

Cheryl: "I take my daughter f**king my boyfriend very seriously"

Bailey: "I get that Cheryl I really do but give it a rest okay, in a week at your trail when I put you on the stand you are a mother fearing for

the life of her daughter, your only thought is that detective Garrad was an obsessed stalker who is going to rape and/or kill Pascalle, both of which would

have been bad things by the way"

(Just to clarify things Judd and Wayne are the same person, everyone just calls him Judd because it's his last name)

Eric: "Mother and daughter aye? many men have dreamed of such affect"

Judd: "I'm sure you have Eric"

Eric: "Hey don't get me wrong you crossed a line to no go territory but if you did have to compare the two..."

Judd: "You just crossed the line to shut the f**k up territory"

(A bit later on when Steve comes to pick up Van to see the twins)

Steve: (To Judd, not knowing about the whole Pascalle/Judd/Cheryl situation) "Wayne, I just wanted to say how sorry I am about the misses and everything,

next week isn't it?"

Judd: "Sorry?"

Steve: "The trail?"

Judd: "Oh yeah"

Steve: "Well I hope she's got a good lawyer"

Judd: "Yeah I hope so too"

Eric: "Mind you it would be a shame if that Bailey got her off for murder just for her to go straight back inside for killing somebody else" *looks straight at Judd*

[Guest]

The O.C quotes

Marissa: What happens in the mall stays in the mall.

Ryan: You go in the tent, I'll stay out here and look out for bears and store-guards.

Seth: If you were this sensitive and neurotic when we were dating maybe things would've worked out.

Ryan: Kaitlin's back.

Summer: Mini Cooper?

Seth: NOT so mini.

[Taylor prances into Summer's room]

Summer: Who let you in?

Taylor Townsend: I speak fluent housekeeper.

Seth: [about Kaitlin] She's Jimmy Cooper's daughter, theft is in her blood.

Sadie Campbell: [referring to Ryan's facial bruising] So what are you gonna tell your folks about your face?

Ryan: Sandy and Kirsten are used to it.

Summer: Do you remember that movie we saw about the two gay guys on the mountain

Marissa: Lord of the Rings?

Seth: Name me ONE thing about Newport that isn't evil.

Ryan: [summer and Marissa are walking up behind Seth] I will name you two.

Ryan: Sometimes you've got to let the rich people help you.

[Dingo x]

Outrageous Fortune. Tehe.

Jed: "They make a nice couple aye, Hayden, N-N-N-Nadine."

Loretta: "Yeah up yours Jethro."

Jed: *Jed laughs* "Happy number crunching"

(About 'the best bag ever')

Loretta: (Being sarcastic) "God the tension, will everything fit in the bag?"

Munter: (Being serious) "Yeah I was thinking that too"

Van: "So Garrad went and died"

Loretta: "I think we've established that Van"

Van: "But he was in hospital.... so it's the doctors fault"

Pascalle: "Or the nurses some of them are so useless"

Van: "So they did it - the doctors"

Pascalle: "Or the nurses"

Munter: "Maybe he caught a virus you know hospitals are full of them, that's the worst f**king place to go when you're sick man"

Van: (To Jed) "See, tell the cops"

Jed: "Tell them what?"

Van: "That's it the hospitals fault"

Jed: "What, because you and Munter said so"

Van: "Yeah and Pascalle and she was almost a nurse"

Hayden: "Well the police must think they've got a case otherwise they wouldn't have charged her"

Loretta: "She did bottle him and he did die, guess that's the way they see it"

Van: "And who's side are you on?"

Loretta: "I'm just saying-"

Van: "What?!"

Jed: "Look! Dez is onto it alright so we leave it to him"

Loretta: (To Jed) "Will she get bail?"

Hayden: "It's murder not shop lifting"

Loretta: "She's not excatly dangerous"

Munter: "She is if you leave a bottle on the bench"

(Later in the conversation)

Van: "Okay guys JUST COOL IT! Now look, I'll put in all of my money from this week"

Loretta: (Being sacarstic) "Mmm fantastic"

Van: "Well it's for mum ae"

Loretta: "Yeah, so you better get out to Massey Heights and start building that gazebo"

Van: "Well no, I can't work at a time like this"

Loretta: "How do you expect to give money to mum if you don't go out and earn any?!"

Van: "Well you don't need to be all f**king mean about it"

Van: "She could change her mind"

Loretta: "Our mother isn't exactly known for her mind changing"

Jed: "It might not be that easy anyway"

Van: "I've got it, I've got it, I'll go on the air disguised as a cop, bust her out."

Loretta: "That is one of the stupiesdt things I've ever heard"

Van: "Nah nah nah, it could totally work, I've already got the car and a hat"

Loretta: "How?"

Van: "Well.. I just... I have"

Loretta: "From where?"

Van: "..."

Jed: "You stole a cop car..?"

*Van goes to speak*

Jed: "How thick are you?!"

Van: "I was doing it for mum and then I couldn't shift it and Falani was just being a fat s**t"

Loretta: "Brilliant! Just brilliant!"

*Loretta, Van, Jed & Pascalle have gone to see the cop car*

Van: "It's disguised"

Loretta: "As a car shape pile of twigs"

Pascalle: "What are we going to do with it?"

Loretta: "We get rid of it"

Pascalle: "Or we could give it back?"

Loretta: "Oh so we walk into the cop shop and go 'hi we're the Wests, yeah the one's who's mother killed sargent Jarrad yeah well now our idiot brother

took this cop car' how do you think that'll go down?"

Pascalle: "Trying to do what's right"

Loretta: "We're a bit beyound that now unless you want Van to go to jail as well as mum"

Van: "What, no she doesn't want that"

Loretta: "Fine, take off your t-shirt"

Van: "What?"

Loretta: "I need it"

Van: "No i'll get cold"

Loretta: "If you want this to go away I need your shirt"

Eric: "Maybe we need a new system, those who make the mess clean it up"

Loretta: "Thank you Eric"

Paascalle: "Why are you agreeing with Eric"

Loretta: "Because I think that his idea is way better than yours"

Pascalle: "But it wouldn't be team work"

Loretta: "Somehow I just don't care"

Pascalle: "There is no I in team, Loretta"

Loretta: "But there is a u in fu*k off!"

Van: "She's gonna get me off"

Jed: "And she told you that?"

Van: "Oh yeah she tells me everything and I tell her everything, it's called full exposure Jethro"

Jed: "Well it's disclosure Van but she really shouldn't be making you promises she can't keep"

Van: "Yeah well Bailey would know alright 'cos she's a practising lawyer which is more than you, you don't practice anymore Jethro

that's why you're crap! Everyone knows that if you wanna get good at something you've got to practise"

Jethro: "That explains why you're an expert w*nker"

Van: "Haha haha, no!"

Hayden: (To the carpet guy) "No it's just great that you can be here you know yesterday when you said you were going to be here would've

been nicer but hey that's all in the past, asswhole." (To Loretta) "Did you not get my text?"

Loretta: "I was driving, only w*nker's text while they drive, you for example."

(A little bit later into the conersation)

Loretta: "Thanks for reminding me what an idiot I was marrying you just to p!ss off my mother"

Hayden: "No you married me because you love me.

Loretta: "Ah"

Hayden: "Well half the stains being cleaned off the living room floor tell a very different story Loretta"

Loretta: "Don't be gross Hayden!"

Hayden: "And as I remember the red wine wasn't the only thing that went over the back of the sofa"

Loretta: "You are a sad, sick man!"

Hayden: "Hey! do you have any idea how hard it is to get wax out of the carpet"

Loretta: "It's not my fault that you enjoy pain"

Hayden: "Why else would I be with you?"

Loretta: "You are not with me!"

Hayden: "But I will be because you love me!"

Hayden: "I meant what can I do about it? Ngaire has to be stopped"

Loretta: "Yes she does for good!"

Hayden: "Loretta you can't kill Ngaire"

Loretta: "No i'm not talking about killing her, well okay the thought did cross my mind but grandpa kinda likes her"

[Guest]

Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl: Speak of the devil and he doth appear - wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B, hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.

Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.

Blair Waldorf: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours

The Vampire Diaries

Tina Fell: Just because my DUI made my community service mandatory doesn't mean I was any less committed.

H2O Just Add Water

Emma Gilbert: You've got a lot of hair in your nose there, Harrison. That's a real forest.

Rikki Chadwick: How did the test go?

Lewis McCartney: Well, according to the test, you are a seven-year-old German shepherd.

Rikki Chadwick: I was wondering when you would figure out it wasn't my real hair.

[TutorGirl89]

Here are a few of my favorites from One Tree Hill

Haley My best friend recently reminded me of a quote, by William Shakespeare,that seems appropriate. "There is a tide in the affairs of men, which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound up in sorrows and in miseries. On such a full sea, are we now afloat, and we must take the current when it serves or lose our ventures." I think that what that quote means is that life is short and, opportunities are rare, and we have to be vigilant in protecting them. And, not only the opportunities to succeed but, the opportunity to laugh, to see the enchantment in the world, and...to live, because life doesn't owe us anything. As a matter of fact, I think we owe something to the world. And, if we can just believe.. I'm sorry, I have more, I just, think I'm having my baby.

Haley: (throws drink in Rachel's face, then backhands her) That is for getting me fired. And that is for trying to sleep with my husband.

Rachel: B!tch, you're lucky you're pregnant!

Haley: Honey, YOU'RE lucky that I'm pregnant!! I think its time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house RIGHT NOW!

Skills: Yo ma I think it's time for you to leave.

Chris Keller: Chris Keller's work here is done

Chris Keller: Haley can sleep in my bed... although you're looking a little plump Hails... [brooke, Peyton and Haley glare at him]... Tch... what the hell, I've had bigger chunk in my bunk. [Chris grins at Nathan]

Haley:[almost Crying] I'm pregnant you idiot.

Chris Keller [grin fades] Oh... [looks to Nathan and puts his hands up] Dude totally not mine. [brooke and Peyton glare at Chris]

Brooke: I am so p****d off right now. That whore stole my man

Haley: Okay but it's their wedding day so don't you think it's time to let it go.

Chris: Dude, Chris Keller's on the lam.

Chris: If I get their attention, they're gonna chase me, with guns and really sour looks on their faces. Chris Keller doesn't like that!

Dan: Well maybe you can sing them one of your songs, and drive them away, like you did most of your fan base.

[Guest]

One Tree Hill Quotes

Peyton: Nice Hands

Lucas: Nice legs

Lucas :What are you doing here?

Peyton : Actually I'm not here I was never here

Lucas to Peyton : Your art matters that's what got me here

Keith : Try not to kill each other girls.

[Dingo x]

Pretty Little Liars♥

Ezria Quotes

Aria: "Ezra wait! Just let me talk for a second, please. And I don’t wanna argue or try to convince you of anything that…I know it’s over, I know that! But, I just…I can’t stand that idea of you walking around and hating me."

Ezra: "Hate you? The only person I hate right now is myself, for asking to much of you. Seeing you out there tonight out on the dance floor having fun with guys your own age, not sneaking around, holing up with me in my apartment, to watch videos and eat one of the three things I could actually cook. Because, I can’t take you to the movies, I can’t take you out to a nice restaurant... and for the record I could never hate you."

Aria: "You laugh in your sleep?"

Ezra: "Yup."

Aria: That's cute."

Ezra: (to Aria) "That was then. You are very much now."

Ezra: "I thought you said your mom was 'warming' to the idea of us being a couple."

Aria: "She's... thawing."

Ezra: "And your dad?"

Aria: "How fast do glaciers melt?"

Ezra: "Not very. That's why they call it the Ice Age."

Aria: *getting closer* Well, you know what that means. It just means we have to generate more 'heat'.

*They kiss*

Aria: (about their dinner plans) "A restaurant?"

Ezra: "Lower your expectations. It seats two.

Aria: "Oh, so it's bigger than your apartment."

*A bit later in the conversation*

Aria: "French food? Wow, you must really like me."

Ezra: "Aria, it's French Vegan food. I must really love you."

Hanna Banana quotes (:

Spencer: "You stole sunglasses? From who?"

Hanna: "Not from a person. From a store. God, I have some class."

Hanna: "Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys."

Mona: "Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?"

Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: (Aria) "Her!"

Aria: "Wow, thanks guys."

Hanna: "You know what they say: if the feather fits."

Aria: "Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits."

Hanna: "Jenna can't hear us, she's blind."

[Guest]

The Vampire Diaries♥

Stefan: How about we just leave the murdering to Damon?

Rebekah: Where is Mr. Saltzman? That's right. I killed him.

Tyler: You used my body as an escape hatch and kissed my girlfriend. So we're even.

Damon: Good day for a mid-life crisis. 164 years, I'd say you're due

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.

Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we're having sex.

Tyler: If we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we'd explode.

Matt: You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.

Damon: Yes I can.

Damon: Yoohoo! Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here!

Rebekah: I'd say you have less than three hours to feed before I get to watch you die all over again. My day just got a whole lot better.

Caroline: I need to go sanitize my mouth.

Caroline: You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid-vampire sex.