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Brooke: (about Vinnie) "That is just what I need. Another shift full of toilet humour."

Vinnie: "Oh I also specialise in childish pranks and annoying noises YIGGIGA YIGGIGA YIGGIGA!"

Evan: "If you drop dead, Dad'll kill me."

Jasmine: "I'll have good company then, won't I?"

Nicole: (about Jill & Callum) "Do you really think breaking them up like this is going to make you feel better?"

Hunter: (Big grin on his face) "... I'll let you know."

Vinnie: (to Nicole about Maxwell) "You heard her, she (Bethany) wants a long black, and she wasn't talking about the Coffee."

Jonathon: "Just shoot me now!"

Gabrielle: "Careful, you know how literally I take things sometimes!"

Vinnie: (to Vasa) "So wait let me get this straight you two went on a date and then on that same date he got engaged to someone else?"

Desperate Housewives

Julie: "When was the last time you had sex?"

[susan stops what she is doing]

Julie: "Are you mad that I asked?"

Susan: "No, I'm just trying to remember."

Susan: "Hey, Edie!"

Edie: "Wow, get a load of you. You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you."

Julie: "Dear Diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive."

Susan: "Shut up."

Julie: "If you wanna date him, you're gonna have to ask him out."

Susan: "I keep hoping he'll ask me out."

Julie: "How's that going?"

Susan: "Shouldn't you be making brownies for your nerdy friends?"

Tom: "Lynette, the kids are getting older, and they are getting smarter. Soon, they're going to realize that they outnumber us, and then..."

Lynette: "We're screwed."

Tom: "Exactly."

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Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: When you told me you were pregnant I said that I would be there for you, no matter what, and I haven't been. And I'm sorry.

Blair: Well you had a work crisis.

Serena: Yeah, but the truth is I was jealous.

Blair: Well if it makes you feel better marrying a prince isn't what fairytales would lead you to believe.

Serena: No, that's not what I was jealous about. You're the star of Dan's book.

Blair: Well as I said, it's pure fiction

Serena: I finally finished the book.

Dan: I told you, it's not you. Yes, there are parts of you. And Daisy Buchanan. And Amy March. And Gwyneth Paltrow. Five different roles she's played. But it's a novel. It's inspired by a lot of things. It isn't speaking to some deeper truth.

Serena: Are you sure? Because I know this may sound crazy or selfish or... like I'm living in the past or something. But you were the love of my life, Dan. I don't know, I just thought I was yours too.

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Shortland Street

Luke: "End result, I've somewhat stuffed things."

Bella: "Hahaha... Taxidermy joke?"

Vasa: (To Vinnie who's running through triage with a hospital bed) "Vinnie what are you doing?!"

Vinnie: "I'm needed in emergency it's an emergency."

Bella: (To Luke) "This is a peace cake. Not a piece of cake, but a cake for peace."

Issac: (Peeking around corridor corner holding up two twenty dollar notes) "Mate, You carrying?"

Luke: (Shakes head and sighs) ''Idiot"

TK: "No stirring!"

Brooke: "I wouldn't dream of it."

TK: "I mean it. I'm inviting the good Brooke, not the other one..."

(After Chris and Rachel argue)

Isaac: "Daddy's in trouble!"

Harry: "It's always goes like this."

Isaac: "What does?"

Harry: "When his girlfriend's get ready to walk out on him"

Chris: "HARRY!"

Harry: "It's true, I give it two weeks."

Isaac: "Pessimist. I give it three."

Harry: "You're on!"

(Harry and Isaac high five each other while Chris is looking unimpressed.)

LOL, Isaac is so childish!

Isaac: "Thank you Bella. As usual, you're a fountain of erroneous information."

Bella: "You can be as rude and as sarcastic as you like, but I'm going to be completely professional...so, UP YOURS!"

Roimata: "I get it. You're trying to find your way to his heart through his tummy."

Jill: "Ahhh, actually, I found a short cut a while ago..."

*Roimata snorts*

Jill: "...but now I've got him, I don't want him turning into a big, fat, pasty blimp."

Roimata: "That is so sweet, it must be love!"

Edit: Had the Harry & Isaac quotes slightly wrong. Fixed it.

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Sorry to double post, but I've got nothing to do and have some more quotes.

Shortland Street! (:

Sophie: "The only reason you're hanging around is because you feel guilty that he got burn trying to save you and your lover, you're just trying to make yourself feel better."

Rachel: "OK stop right there! I know things are difficult for you right now and I'm trying to make allowances, but I'm still your boss and I expect to be treated with respect."

Sophie: "After what you did to my father I could never respect you, and you know what I can't even stand working for you anymore, so you can take your job and shove it!"

Brodie: "60 bucks! Plus penalties if I don't pay up! Why couldn't you just use a parking building like regular people?"

Bella: "Well you told me to be quick."

Brodie: "Yeah but that doesn't mean illegally!"

Bella: "Sorry OK. I'll pay the stupid fine myself, even though they were you stupid decorations"

Brodie: "Look if saying you want me to pay it I will"

Bella: "No forget it and here (slams a few dollars on the counter) for the lemonade, wouldn't want you to go short."

*Bella gets up and walks off angry*

Brodie: (Waves and talks like nothing just happened) "I'll see you later OK"

Hine: (About Scotty) "There's no chance of the tumor coming back?"

Chris: "We can't rule it out, there's a 2% chance it could come back in the next 10 years"

Tracey: "I'll settle for those odds, as long as he's getting regular scans"

Chris: "He will be"

Scotty: "Does no one have any work to do?"

Chris: "Aww, that's sounds like the old Scotty"

Maxwell: "I swear if it gets any hotter in here I'm changing into my Lava-lava"

TK: "Bro, we're meant to help people, not give them a heart attack"

Chris: "Unable to open document"

Luke: "What?!"

Chris: "The file's corupt"

Luke: (Referring to Isaac) "Much like the person who tampered with it"

Isaac: "Oh and that was me I suppose? (To Chris) right click and bring up file history"

Chris: "According to this it was last accessed (looks at watch) a few moments ago"

Isaac: "And I've been sitting here listening to Luke's twaddle for the last half hour"

Luke: "You could have an accomplice of course"

Isaac: "Can you hear yourself?"

Brooke: "Remind me why I'm helping you again?"

Isaac: "Because my career will end in a jail cell if you don't, how will you enjoy life with me rotting in a cell?"

Murray: (After catching Brodie posing nude for money) "Sweetheart, once the shock wore off the whole thing was kinda funny..."

Bella: "Are you calling my boyfriend's bits funny?"

Luke: (To Winston) "Brooke is - how shall I put this politely? - ethically challenged."

Regan: (To Murray, after catching him kissing Vasa) "Do you want me to carry on where you left off, or shall I start the real work now?"

(Later in the IV)

Murray: "It was just a rush of blood to the head, eh?"

Regan: "Or further south!"

Murray: "Someone stole our clothes"

Bella: "While you were wearing them?"

Rachel: "What did you do? or should I say who did you do?"

Jonathon: "Well that's nice, I'm trying to have a serious conversation and your mind goes straight to nasty."

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I'm addicted to Prison Break again! So I thought I'd put up some Prison Break quotes hehe!

Season 1:

Haywire: (referring to Michael's tattoo's) He's got a pathway on his body. It leads somewhere. It leads to hell. It's the pathway to hell.

Michael: I thought you said your cousin was moving in on your girl.

Fernando: That’s my other cousin, but thanks for bringing that up, jackass!

Michael: (Referring to PI pay) It pays 19 cents an hour.

Tweener: 19 cents an hour?! That's slavery, yo!

Michael: It's prison, yo.

T-Bag: (to Michael) Remember Pretty, I am serving life plus one. So if I get busted for attempted escape, I'ma throw in a homicide, no problem, that's like a parking ticket to me!

T-Bag: (refferring to Manche Sanchez joining the escape) What are we, the A-train? Everyone gets to ride with us?

Michael: It’s just math.

Fernando: What if your math is wrong?

Michael: You’ll drill into one of a dozen gas lines behind the wall. There’ll be an explosion and we’ll be burned alive.

Fernando: But you’re good at math, right?

Season 2:

Agent Alex Mahone: I really do, professionally speaking, have a lot of admiration for Lincoln and Michael.

L.J (Lincoln's son): Cool. Now we are buddies.

Lincoln: Man, it's quiet out here. Inside, there was always noise, you know? Someone yelling, guards making rounds... I got used to it.

Michael: You're right. We should go back.

(Both start laughing)

Michael: Breaking out was just the beginning, now it gets a little more interesting.

Lincoln: Mmm hmm. 'Cos me being strapped into an electric chair wasn't interesting enough.

Michael: (To T-Bag after he ate the map) Tell me that’s not what I know it is.

T-Bag: Oh it is. But don't worry. Before I destroyed it I committed it to my photographic memory.

Michael: Coming from a compulsive liar, I find that hard to believe.

T-Bag: I would have tattooed it to my body but I didn’t have the time.

Lincoln: (About the turnoff) Before or after Sheep Road?


Michael: What's the matter, Theodore, did you forget?

T-Bag: How could I forget a road called Sheep?

Agent: (Referring to Michael) Do you think he's a genius or a whack job?

Alex: I think we answered that question when we assigned 100 agents to the case.

Lincoln: The ranch is gone Michael.

Michael: Well the 5 million may not be.

T-Bag: And you gonna find it how? What you got a divining rod tattooed on your ass?


T-Bag: You watch your tone with me, boy.

Michael: I'll watch you get tossed to the side of the road to fend for yourself, boy. Because if you can't remember where that silo was, you're worthless to us.

C-note: Hey man, you still alive?

T-Bag: And kicking, homeboy.

Fernando: (to Michael) Its gonna be OK, rite? I mean, if you can get eight people out of prison, you can get my Puerto Rican ass out of this, rite? Can't you?

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More from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

(after Cheerilee asks what the statue of Discord represents)

Apple Bloom: Confusion!

Sweetie Belle: Evil!

Scootaloo: Chaos!

Sweetie Belle: It's not chaos you dodo!

Scootaloo: Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos!

Sweetie Belle: Is not!

Apple Bloom: You're both wrong!

(Cue the Big Ball of Violence after the Crusaders fail to agree on the meaning of Discord)

Rarity: I heard about your troubles, Applejack, and I came to see if there's anything I can do without getting wet. Or dirty. Or out from under my umbrella.

(after Princess Celestia tasks the mane six to stop Discord)

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, you can count on—

Pinkie Pie: Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys! CHOCOLATE RAIN!

Twilight Sparkle: (to Princess Celestia) Don't listen to her, Princess.

(after the mane six and Celestia discover the Elements of Harmony are missing)

Pinkie Pie: Oh well, if anyone needs me I'll be outside in the chocolate puddles with a giant swizzle straw!

Fluttershy: [corrupted] Hey Twilight, what's soaking wet and clueless?

Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, I've had just about enough of... [Fluttershy dumps a bucket of water on Twilight Sparkle's head]

Fluttershy: [corrupted] Your face! [slams the bucket on Twilight Sparkle's head]

Spike: But Twilight, aren't you missing somepony?

Twilight: Nope. We've got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute. That just about covers it.

Spike: What about Rainbow Dash?

Twilight: Congratulations Spike! You're the new Rainbow Dash! Now let's go!

Spike: ME?!? Bu-bu-but if she finds out I've been impersonating her... oh... that won't end well.

Twilight: Too bad. You're Rainbow Dash. Now let's go defeat Discord so we never have to talk to each other again.

Everyone except Spike: YEAH! WOOHOO!

Rarity: How in Equestria can she think that tiny patch of cloud is Cloudsdale?

Applejack: The same way he got you to think that cheap rock was a bonafide diamond?

Rarity: I thought we agreed never to speak of that again.

Twilight Sparkle: Now that we've completed the checklist of things we need to create a checklist, we can make my checklist of the things I need to get done by the end of the day. Ready?

Spike: Ready!

Twilight Sparkle: Item 1: "Create checklist of the things I need to accomplish by the end of the day."

Spike: *sigh!*

Twilight Sparkle: Now, why don't you tell me all about your issues with Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I don't have any issues with Applejack.

Twilight Sparkle: You don't?! Then, why are you destroying her property?

Rainbow Dash: Because she asked me to. Right, Applejack?

Applejack: [putting on a helmet] Yes, ma'am! I wanted to put up a new barn, but this one's gotta come down first. [laughs] Now, get back to it, R-D!

[Twilight has just stormed off in a huff]

Rarity: Ugh, what a drama queen!

(everypony else stares at Rarity on her "fainting couch")

Rarity: ...relatively speaking.

Pinkie Pie: [chicken squawk] Enough chitchat! Time is candy!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, aren't you a little old for this?

Pinkie Pie: *gasp!* Too old for free candy? [chicken squawk] NEVER!

Twilight Sparkle: You kinda sound like you're yelling at me.

Princess Luna: But this is the traditional royal Canterlot voice! It is tradition to speak, using the royal we, and to use [louder and echoed] THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!

Twilight Sparkle: I think if you just changed your approach a bit, you might be met with a warmer reception.


Twilight Sparkle: Lower the volume.

Princess Luna: Oh. We have been locked away for a thousand years. We are not sure we can.


Fluttershy: (terrified) Okay...


Fluttershy: (whispering) ...okay...


Fluttershy: ...okay...

Princess Luna: HOW IS THIS?

Fluttershy: Perfect! Lessonover!

[Fluttershy flees back into her house just as Twilight closes the door, and she smacks into it]

Twilight Sparkle: It's time for me to do what I do best — lecture her!

Twilight Sparkle: So, why do you keep running away and screaming?

Pinkie Pie: [is dressed in a chicken costume] Sometimes, it's just really fun to be scared!

Twilight Sparkle: Fun? [pauses] Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!

Pinkie Pie: No I'm not, I'm a chicken! Ba-GAAAK!

Rarity's father: I'll have you know that Sweetie Belle here cooked this yummy lookin' breakfast all on her own.

Rarity: I... figured. [sniffs] I didn't know you could burn juice. [smiles]

Rarity's mother: I've been givin' her lessons. I wouldn't be surprised if she got her cutie mark in fancy cookin' by the time we got back from our vacation.

[sweetie Belle puts a bowl of bubbling dark liquid on the table]

Rarity: Uurh. Let me guess; apple sauce?

Sweetie Belle: Nope. Toast!

Apple Bloom: [mouth full of apple] What's uncouth?

Applejack: It means uncivil. Y'know, bad mannered?

Apple Bloom: [belches]

Applejack: Eeeeexactly!

Rarity: Arrrggh, Sweetie Belle! Where's her silly little arts and craft project? [sees Sweetie Belle's project, a picture of her and Rarity made from gemstones] Oh, Sweetie Belle! My one and only sister, what have I done?! All the time we could have spent together was wasted by me wishing you were gone! Why? [stops herself] No, I must find her! I MUST!! As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sisterless again!

Apple Bloom: What you got goin' over there?

Zecora: I am brewing up another mix, For a rooster and his chicks / It seems the rooster has lost its crow, making mornings very slow.

(Zecora brings out the Heart's Desire)

Apple Bloom: Hey, I've seen that flower blooming at Ponyville; what is it?

Zecora: It is what we call the Heart's Desire, A dash will ignite the rooster's fire / With Heart's Desire, his talent comes into view, And he will give a mighty ****-a-doodle-doo!

Twilight Sparkle: "Cutie pox: This puzzling pony plague afflicted a population of ponies back in the paleopony period!"

Spike: Heh, say that ten times fast!

(Twilight throws Spike off her back)

(Apple Bloom suddenly gets a Fleur de Lis cutie mark)

Apple Bloom: Sacre bleu! Plus de marques de cutie! [gasps] Qu'est-ce que c'est?! Je parle français?!

Applejack: My sister's speakin' in fancy!

Twilight Sparkle: Zecora! Apple Bloom has cutie pox! We were just on our way to see if you had a cure!

Applejack: But magically you're here! Was your zebra sense a-tinglin'?

Rainbow Dash: Alright, now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet. Speed, agility, guts, style. Coolness. Awesomeness. And radicalness.

Twilight Sparkle: Aren't those all the same thing?

Rainbow Dash: You would think that, Twilight. And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet. (pats Twilight)

Rainbow Dash: (to the bat) Whoa! That was truly awesome! But... I'm afraid this is the radicalness competition, so I'm gonna have to take some points off.

Twilight Sparkle: Call me silly, but this whole "hero" thing might be going to Rainbow Dash's head.

Pinkie Pie: You may be right... Silly.

Twilight Sparkle: Celebrating your accomplishments is natural.

Applejack: But rubbing them in everypony's face... is not.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah! The only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake! (drools)

Applejack: I think we're gettin' off-topic here.

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Prison Break! :wub:

Season 3:

Sammy: (To Michael) "You know why we're here?"

James: "Well I'm no doctor, but I'm guessing your mother had a little to much to drink one night and um -"

Sammy: (Pulls a knife out and puts it to Jame's throat) "Keep talking and you're gonna be next."

Brad: "You see Scofield (Michael) out in the redneck sauna?"

T-Bag: "Let's see if he has a tattoo to get out of that one."

General Zavala: "I've been told that you're the mastermind behind a prison escape and that you have kidnapped a boy as collateral"

Gretchen: "Really? Am I an Alien? Did I shoot JFK? Sir I have no idea who this James Wilson-"

General Zavala: "Whistler"

Gretchen: "...is! I'm just here to relax before I have to go back to another year of teaching social studies to freshman idiots!"

General Zavala: "You're a tourist here?"

Gretchen: "No, not a tourist, Sir. I like to think of myself as a student of life."

Brad: "Does anybody know what's spanish for "don't shoot"?."

Lechero: "No dispare."

Brad: "No 'dis' what?"

Lincoln: (On the phone to Gretchen about the prison escape) "It's going down tonight."

Gretchen: "Tonight? Should I be worried?"

Lincoln: "I called you first thing. I'm being straight up with you."

Gretchen: "Aww, that's refreshing!"

Lincoln: "So, I'll see you tonight?"

Gretchen: "You show me yours, and I'll show you mine!"

Michael: "We only have a few minutes. We got soldiers right behind us."

Lincoln: "Cops as well."

Michael: "We got what we need?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, we got what we need"

Luis: "What do we need?"

Lincoln: (To Michael about Luis) "Always picking up the strays, huh?"

Guard: (While punching T-Bag) "Why don't you tell us what you know? And you won't wind up beaten half to death like your friend."

T-Bag: "I know less than you do, which is hard considering how dumb you are."

Gretchen: (On the phone to Lincoln) "Linc?"

Lincoln "Yeah."

Gretchen: "I gotta commend you on that boom-box trick. Very sophisticated. You steal that one from "Home Alone"?"

Lincoln: "You fell for it, Bitch!."

(LJ laughs while Gretchen tries to figure out Michael's plan)

Gretchen: "What's so funny?"

LJ: "You, thinking you can outsmart my uncle."

Season 4:

(After Alex finishes chasing Brad for stealing the ladies bag to get the device back)

Alex: "I actually had to slow down not to catch you."

Brad: "I think I pulled my groin."

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Game of Thrones quotes

Ned Stark: Winter is coming.

King Robert Baratheon (to Ned): You've gotten fat.

Renly Baratheon: Winter may be coming, but I'm afraid the same cannot be said for my brother.

Jamie Lannister (to Cersei): I'll kill the whole bloody lot of them until you and I are the only people left in this world.

Cersei Lannister: Anyone who isn't us is an enemy.

Daenarys Targaryen: I am a khaleesi of the Dothraki. I am the wife of the great Khal and I carry his son inside me. The next time you touch me, will be the last time you have hands!

Renly: I swear whenever he talks about killing her the table rises six inches.

Renly: Such a shame, Littlefinger. It would be nice to have a friend.

Little finger: And tell me, sir Renly, when will you be having your friend?

King Robert: Bow before your King! Bow, ya ****s!

Tyrion Lannister: A Lannister always pays his debts.

King Robert: We've been sitting here for days! Start the damn joust before I **** meself!

Robin Arryn: Are we gonna see the bad man fly now?

Tyrion: Not today. This little man is going home!

Tyrion (to Bronn): So, what is it you desire? Gold? Women? Golden women?

Cersei: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

Shagga: How do you wish to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?

Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of eighty, with a girls' lips around my ****.

Ned: Who do you truly serve?

Varys: The realm, my lord. Someone must.

Little finger: I did warn you not to trust me.

Shagga: If the half-man is lying to us, Shagga son of Dolph will cut off his manhood...

Tyrion: ...and feed it to the goats, yes.

Ned: You think my life is such a precious thing that I would trade my honor for a few more years of...of what??

Daenarys: He is no dragon...fire cannot kill a dragon.

Tyrion: Surely there are ways to have me killed that would be less detrimental to the war effort!

Mass chant: The King in the North!

Tywin Lannister: You will go to King's Landing to act as the Hand of the King in my stead. If you detect even a hint of treason from the likes of Varys, Baelish, Pycelle...

Tyrion: Heads. Spikes. Walls.

Mirri: You will not hear me scream.

Daenarys: It is not your screams I want. Only your life.

Commander Mormont: I'll ask you again, Lord Snow: Are you a true brother of the Night's Watch, or some bastard boy who likes to play at war?

Yoren: Come on, you sorry sons of whores! It's a thousand leagues from here to the Wall, and winter is coming!

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Outrageous Fortune! <3

(No particular season)

Cheryl: "You have another brother"

Van: "What? I'm a triplet?!"

Wolf: "Did I miss the bit where somebody asks 'does anybody object to this couple getting married?'"

Van: "DAD!" *Runs up and hugs Wolf*

Wolf: "I asked you a question boy"

Van: "Oh yeah, um we decided we're gonna leave that bit out of the ceremony"

Wolf: "Did you just?... because I know I bloody well object"

Van: "Yeah... good one dad"

Cheryl: "Me too!" *Raises her hand* "I object"

Wolf: "Hey love"

Cheryl: "Wolf"

Jethro: "I object." *Raises his hand* "I've been waiting all my life to say that"

Ted: "Can I be objectionable too?" *Raises his hand*

Munter: *Raises his hand* "Okay this is where I go with the flow"

Eric: (Referring to the sausage rolls) "So did you make these yourself?"

Cheryl: "Yeah, I opened the packet and everything, it was amazing"

Eric: "It's great to have you out mate"

Wolf: "So you keep saying Eric"

Eric: "Home detention eh? How does that work?"

Wolf: "How do you think it works Eric?"

Loretta: (to Pascalle) "Rejected by your own stalker... how tragic."

Munter: "Yeah, it was float like a butterfly, sting like a wasp."

Eric: "Bee."

Munter: "What?"

Eric: "Nah, the saying goes 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.'"

Munter: "How do you know how it goes? I only just made it up."

Loretta: "It's my right, my legal right to leave school!"

Jethro: "Personally I think you should stay at school"

Loretta: "You know there's no point to it"

Jethro: "True, but it's worth it, just to see you suffer."

Pascalle: "I hate this"

Loretta: "Why cos no ones looking at you?"

Munter: (To Van) "Bro, you've got to forget her. You've got to empty your mind. Empty. Your. Mind"

Munter: "Is texting someone eighteen times and getting nothing back - is that stalking?"

Van: "I'm here to confess"

*Judd starts laughing*

Van: "I'm serious man"

Judd: "Aww Van, no you're not"

Van: "I am, I did the Tongan job"

Judd: "No you didn't

Van: "Yeah I did"

Judd: "No. You. Didn't"

Van: "Yes. I. Did'

Judd: "Jesus Van, how did you get so stupid?"

Van: "My family thinks it was cos I was locked in the freezer when I was eight"

EDIT: 25.03.12

Hayden: "I love you. I really do."

Loretta: "Do you?"

Hayden: "Yip."

Aurora: "I love you."

Van: "I love you the more mostest."

Cheryl: "Do you remember Goodnight Kiwi?"

Aurora: "Yeah."

Cheryl: "Well Van used to think that the kiwi and the cat lived in the TV, he used to leave cat biscuits out for them.

And one time we went away and they took them off the telly and Van thought they'd died because he hadn't been around to feed them.

He cried for weeks."

Wolf: "So you thought you had to marry the old fart?"

Pascalle: "Milt's not that old, he's not much older than you are."

Wolf: "You don't marry someone you've known for four weeks!"

Pascalle: "Five weeks! and you knocked up mum in less time."

Munter: "I don’t know what’s happening with Van anymore. We used to have something, you know, special. Now all I get are text messages."

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