bay girl Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.... And well worth the wait !!!! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." (Oh this is GOOD!!) Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasha Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 lol that was hilarious. Thanks Amber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victim-ofthenight Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Doctor Doctor i feel like a dvd " dont worry sir you just slipped a disc" Doctor Doctor i feel like a computer thats lost all its information i just cant think " backup a minute sir backup" A husband and wife pull up at mcdonalds at the drive through " Id like to order now said the husband" " wait i cant be bothered" said the bloke in the kiosk" "What an attitude to take" said the husband " yes i have a CHIP on my shoulder" said the bloke in kiosk "very damn funny" said the husband " and your wifes got nice BUNs" "how dare you" said the husband " sorry tell me to burger off if you like" said man in kiosk " Your ok said the wife balalalala im lovin it" Murderer walks into a bar slams down his weapons and demands a drink, What do you want asked the tender, I will have a beer for myself he said and a bloody mary for my cleaver" Sorry" said the bartender no can do it's marys night off Knock Knock .....whos there?......arthur,... arthur who?...........give me arthur chance i'll tell you knock knock............whos there.......Justin......justin who?........Justin time with that drink im thirsty Knock Knock...............whos there.......police..........police who............police to meet you emergency call to "999 LETS-BE-AVENUE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SfanS Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 ^^^ Oh...lovely jokes. In one of those moods, are you? The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.... And well worth the wait !!!! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." (Oh this is GOOD!!) Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!!" Heard the same joke without the blonde. It was italian, australian and irish, I think. *Pats own blonde hair defensively* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*purple*star* Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 Thoses jokes were really good!! I was laughing so much I had tears rolling down my face!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Dom~ Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 I don't know if anyone will find this funny but I did "A man goes to a fancy dress party as a tortoise and takes his wife on his back Someone asks him why his wife is on his back The man said Oh that's me shell" Does any one get it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victim-ofthenight Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 I heard Dot tell that one once in eastenders lol good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Found these really funny comic strips on the net: RANDOMNESS ALERT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTiffx Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Really funny you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerise Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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