Eli Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 LOL! That hotel story is hilarious!! And the strawberry joke reminds me of my friend and me a while ago... We had been to a beach party (it was summer) and we came home around three in the morning. My friend was staying over, and because it had been a beach party our legs vere full of sand. We decided to shower our feet and legs, so we both took off our socks and stepped into the shower. Suddenly my friend decided she was hungry so I got some yogurt. I realise this might not sound very funny now, but it must have been a pretty weird sight, the two of us standing almost fully dressed in the shower, eating yogurt at three o'clock in the morning I had almost forgotten about this thread, but it sure is a fun place if you need a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 http://www.villagevoice.com/news/0332,sutton,46035,9.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetti Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 I pissed myself laughing. Jeez this thread is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel&kim Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 My boss at work told me THE funniest story the other day. It's probably much funnier face to face but it's too good not to share! Basically, her sister had taken her son (my boss's nephew) to the zoo with her other kids and then she suddenly realised that her son had gone missing. They literally looked everywhere, getting really worried and he finally turned up with his little back-pack on, absolutely soaking wet. When they asked him where he'd been, why he was all wet, was he ok etc, he just shook his head and was like, 'I just want to go home, I want to go home.' So, they were Completely Baffled but they went home because he seemed really on edge and upset. Anyway, when they got home, he pulled a Real Life baby PENGUIN out of his bag!!!! He'd just dived in and caught one! When they rang the zoo about it, they said it happens all the time!! and just keep it in a cold bath until they could come fetch it back. I just nearly died laughing at the mental image of a little boy swimming after a penguin trying to catch it in a ruck-sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Known as FKAJ Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 A more traditional version of the one I told the other day: Two elephants are in a bath. One says, "please pass the soap." The other says "what do I look like, a radio?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagey Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 i read in a magazine can't remember what one bout a kid who was at one of his familys house and he had a balloon.He kept running around saying he wanted to let the balloon go so his uncle took him outside with it and said before u let it go make a wish the kid made the wish and let it go his uncle turned him and said what did u wish for and he said i wished i had balloon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 That penguin story is so funny, but I am a bit suspicious that it is an urban myth I think the hotel story just goes to show what a Thoroughly Nice Chap Will Smith is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Known as FKAJ Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 i read in a magazine can't remember what one bout a kid who was at one of his familys house and he had a balloon.He kept running around saying he wanted to let the balloon go so his uncle took him outside with it and said before u let it go make a wish the kid made the wish and let it go his uncle turned him and said what did u wish for and he said i wished i had balloon It reminds me of an episode of Friends. Joey pulls a wishbone with someone, he gets the bigger half, when asked what he wished for he says "the bigger half." Check this out: In other words, you can stop global warming by becoming a pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13max13 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Well I'm half way there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13max13 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 This made me laugh Click here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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