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  1. Liked the little gaps while caught up in the passion between Aden and Kristy to confim that yes they were going to sleep together and yes indeed they are together I don't remember them having that much to do with each other so it will be cool to see how their story unfolds.. Oh and Alf and Irene's little chat was nice but sad Nicole and Ruby together eh well that would be a hot sweaty mess I look forward to their scenes
  2. Story Title: PumpkinHead Type of story: Long Main Characters: Irene Alf VJ Ash Tori Matt Chris Mick Oliva Leah Luc. BTTB rating: A Genre: Comedy horror Does story include spoilers: No don't think so Any warnings: High volumes of laughter well maybe Summary: Beware of the pumpkins PunkinHead Chapter 1 Tori Morgan stands holding her hovering clipboard Her mouth hangs ajar. The pen that she had been scribbling notes with has slipped from her fingers and clattered to the floor long ago. Now long blue leaked trails of ink swirl in mini pools at the feet of Irene Roberts, a woman who claimed she was unable to ever get drunk no matter haw hard she hit the bottle. This remarkable woman claimed she never even comes close to being slightly tipsy anymore. The claim of her being a alcoholic many moons ago seems to have broken or snapped her ability to gain any sort of enjoyment that people often find with alcohol. It no longer relaxes her helps her unwind she might as well be having a glass of pop. Nowadays Irene just gives everyone the benefit of the doubt or maybe they are just over selling the claims of oh I’m bladdered or totally, totally pissed as a newt. Now lowering the wine bottle that she had greedily been necking Irene smiles at Tori and Tori gazes back at her with a look of bemused wonderment. Irene wasn’t even swaying like at all her eyes still looked fully alert. “Do you feel anything?” Tori asks she had been asking this same question of Irene ever since she had agreed to take part in this bizarre medical mystery of science clinical trail. Irene gazes at the glass bottle looks up at Tori and says simply as a somewhat throwaway comment. “Well that was refreshing darl I’m quite bloated now though But its quenched my thirst so thank you girly” Irene’s face suddenly becomes distorted with a look of intense pained indigestion discomfort. The noises coming from Irene’s stomach sound somewhat monstrous and very alien and unnatural to the human ear. Like something that has been lost within the depths of its slumber for decades but is about to rise again Tori braces herself for the impending impact which is about to make a almighty quake throughout her doctoring office. Before becoming a doctor Tori had tried her hand at being a ballet dancer, and it was down to mastering and homing these skills that the cute young doctor was light and nimble on her feet, light as a feather some might say and having Irene let out the loudest most air vibrating belch in her face caused Tori to reach out and steady herself on the small bed behind her. If it hadn’t been for that support Tori would have been blown right off her feet. Giving herself five minutes to compose herself Tori then jumps right ahead with all the questions she always asks Irene on a weekly basis. “No dizziness, no feelings of intense happiness, no sudden wants of outbursts of insane fits of giggles, do you feel wobbly, can you see straight or is it doubled in vision for you, Do you want to tell me that you love me or feel the need to kiss me? Tori asks raising her head from looking at the flow chart of reeling questions. “No darl I think maybe you watered this wine down maybe or is it just one of John’s really strong juices from his juice bar? Irene says while gazing at the empty bottle of plonk she had moments ago drained Tori shakes her head “No Irene Brody my brother you know the one who likes to keep to himself in our backyard vineyard squashing grapes with his feet claims that’s how you gain full flavour out of the grapes he says that he mixed you the deadliest cocktail that it would get you smashed by the sheer smell of it. Irene jumps down from sitting on the bed and went to the door to leave turning she said… “No Tori darl I feel as sober as a judge, I guess Kat’s waiting outside? Tori nods Irene leaves the room, Same time next week she was to drop back in to see Tori that was of course if she didn’t wake with a massive unforgiving hangover from her latest medical drinking session but the chances of that happening were slim Tori picks the empty bottle of wine up and gives it a sniff and instantly she staggers backwards feeling light head and rather giddy and feeling high on life she walks over to her desk and calls rather slurry for her next patient. Irene meets Kat as she always does outside in the hospital car park. Kat the towns cop holds out the breathalyzer for Irene to take and exhale into before being allowed to drive her car over to Alf’s bait shop for her weekly pick up of fresh fish for the diner. “Yes you can be on your way Irene” Kat informs her The metre reading showing a big fat zero but as Irene waves goodbye to her Kat catches a whiff of the alcoholic fumes radiating from Irene’s person Kat lets out a loud drunken giggle and then gives her sliver cop whistle a very loud blow she feels like she’s been partying hard all night long. Alf’s face lights up as he watches Irene’s car pull up outside his bait shop. He hoped he wasn’t being to obvious with his keenness of seeing Irene, and she hopefully wouldn’t notice his sudden flurries of blushes that so often happened when she was around him,One of these days Alf promised himself he would confess all and ask Irene out on a date. He would be the prefect gentleman too pay for everything all the drinks it wouldn’t matter if he got sloshed because of his nerves Irene could drive him home afterwards she would be sober “Irene good to see you my favourite Sheila” Alf shouts with maybe a hint of too much eagerness in his voice, This causes the old man to misjudge the size of the small doorway to the bait shop and becomes wedged while holding a massive crate of juicy looking fish. Irene laughs Alf was quite clumsy sometimes he always seemed that way around her too but oddly enough she thought that was cute. She just awaited the day that he would build up the guts and ask her out he gave her the butterflies in the stomach and made her feel nervous. She would have see she had herself a stiff drink to steady herself for their date, or maybe not it wouldn’t do a blooming thing to help her out with her it wouldn’t help calm her or make her think hell lets throw caution to the wind and let my hair down The best affect Irene might experience were to be the shocking affect that buying alcohol might have with her bank balance. “Thank you Alf darl you’re a true diamond” Irene says smiling. Alf was going to tilt his fisherman hat towards her but instead he answers her with a loud popping like farting sound as Scarlett his assistant unwedded him from the bait shop’s door “Oh stop flirting you two” Scarlett says as she bends underneath Alf’s large arm to go about her work. “Oh and stop blocking the door with your perky looking bum Alf” Scarlet says running quickly away laughing. “Get back to flaming work” Alf bellows after her and as soon as the words have left his lips Alf blushes as bright as a raspberry. Irene leans forwards pecks Alf on the cheek with a quick kiss and takes the box of fish from him. Oooooh plums Irene’s breath smelt of winey plums and Alf suddenly feels vey drunk on life so much so as when Irene is walking away she could of scorned that Alf was giggling a wolf whisting at her Irene smiles Alf then slumps backwards into his little straw fishing chair totally drunk off his tits and falls asleep. Irene hands over the crate of fish over to Leah the sheer weight of the crate makes Leah stumble forwards and it was the rescue of Irene’s waiting arms that makes Leah catch the scent of alcohol on Irene’s breath that made her start to slur her words for the rest of the day. God save Ireland Irene exclaimed as her front door was pulled open and she was greeted by the smiling face of Chris “Hey Irene I let myself in I would like you to meet my boyfriend Matt Sexy Page” Rennie Matt bellows as he jumps squarely into the entrance of the doorframe. Irene lets out a huge whoosh of surprised air and both Chris and Matt are knocked over by the strongest whiff of alcohol that either of them had ever experienced before. “We have news Irene but we will tell you laters we are a pair of very pissed newts at the moment Chris says giggling falling backwards onto the carpet in a heap. “Right back at you sister Matt giggles high fiving Chris Irene just shakes her head what was it with this town and not being able to handle their drink Everyone she had crossed paths with today was very, very drunk and for the life of her she just didn’t know why.
  3. Blimey me I think I really should draw myself a chart so many little stories going on here Its quite hard to keep track of everything but hey ho thats probably just me But what stands out for me.... I'm enjoying the Spencer/Evie little baby story oh and the flashbacks of Leah having been raped are interesting..Even I don't remember the character who raped her I thought Mason's somewhat odd need to keep telling Tamara that he was a doctor was amusing Like he was announcing that he might be the next Doctor Who or something Oh and Hunter's return from jail and his none reaction to Leah being raped and wanting to know if he still had a van to stay in that was amusing too.
  4. Well that was all very fluffy with a sweetness of a white fluffy unicorn wasn't it? Speaking of unicorns and seeing as this is meant to be heaven there just might be some unicorns for Rooco and Kyle to ride Good chapter
  5. Thank you I'm here all week
  6. How do you make Lady Gaga Gaga cry? You poker her face Yes I know it's bad joke
  7. I will video it and upload it to youtube shall I? haha
  8. That was really funny That took the chat that someone might have with their family when they tell them that their gay to a whole new level I'm a vampire I'm going to tell my family that tomorrow see how they react Laughed at Justin doing his vampire transilvania accent it very dangerous to be taking the mick Whats eye teeth cool term though I like it Brody's fangs
  9. Even though Brody didn't really enjoy his sexy time with Kris Blimey Kris did a very good job of killing the mood. Noted don't turn Kris on too much because he turns into a sark raving lunatic That sure is one ex Brody wants to stay far far away from But in saying that Brody is a demon of the night now so he can look after himself Justin stop pestering Brody its not good for your heatlh Mason he can go for his life
  10. Haha people are unbelieveable in this story I like how they talk things through
  11. Come on now get those fangs sunk into it
  12. Oooooh my excitement levels are Spiked so please pretty pleeeese. With a cherry on top update tonight . You know me and my bedtime reading
  13. Question is Brody able to transform himself into a bat now? Justin and Tori should really watch out for Brody's sudden outbursts of rage. Maybe Justin should find something sharp and pointy at the garage something that you would call spiked. There you go here's this chapters pun Another chapter that just shows your spiked brilliance.
  14. I want happiness for Justin the poor guy lol
  15. Phoebes happiness means alot at the end of the day doesn't it? To everyone it seems haha
  16. I don't know what to really say here but man this story makes me laugh But Phoebe and Brody they deserve each other
  17. This is all getting mad Hunter and Olivia broke up over Phoebe wow really The Morgans declaring their no longer family that's abit over the top Phoebe is very selfish for not stopping all this mayhem from happening
  18. Ok so I think I may have poked myself in the eye or something because my eyes were slightly watering here You might even go as far as to call it crying but please don't because that wouldn't be very manly All the old photos on the wall of Brax and Ricky Its pretty cool that Brax never returned because lets face it he would just get bored with family life again and end up playing toy cars again Anyway Casey has Josh to play pirates with now. Hopefully Josh will start to live his life now and come to realise he can still do what he wants. Its good that Kyle got to move on with Ben and is sweet that he still sees Aaron from time to time. and got to have his garden centre, Casey learning the word bull**** from Heath That's great Oh and yes Andy Josh for all his hardships his finally free my goodness I don't know how he managed to last so long He must be like a super human Nice scene with Evie's t shirt my goodness you tried your best in this chapter to pull at the heartstrings didn't you? My goodness To say I really enjoyed this story surely isn't enough I can't even tell you how much I loved it. Very thrilling and every single chapter was like a page turner of a very good book.
  19. First of all I was thinking how very unlucky after all that he has been Josh now has to give Kyle his kidney.. But what a relief for him he seems to have moved to a nice hotel. Well prison but really its like a five star holiday compared to what he has been used too... I hope at the end of this though Josh has learnt its just not worth breaking the law because that only leads to rape and God knows what.. I really liked the Kyle and Aaron scene very sad, but at the same time had some really laugh out loud moments Like Kyle realising that he had his very own horny friendly ghost Well sort of.. Oh and it reminded me abit of the scene when Aaron I think it was who killed the mood after they had just had sex.. because he was being released from prison soon. it was a repeat of that here with Kyle you have to go now you can't stay in this gradencentre forever not when we both have compost in veryawkward hard to reach places Well I never would of thought in a month of Sundays that Kyle would have been a fan of Titanic He is quite the dark horse Errrr Brax the magician vanishes again very good party trick Oh and that line at the end Lets see how this screw likes to get screwed comedy gold there I would say Brax cares about Brax Ricky maybe but that could be all a front
  20. I better hurry up and finish read Caged then or I might get spiked with your talents If your updating this soon too
  21. Well Coco found herself a place to stay really easily and she's not even nervous of these new people she's just meet good on her And VJ saying yeah come stay with me I thought maybe there was hint of flirting in there maybe not though As for the other Astoni's running off to the other side and leaving Coco to fend for herself isn't very cool
  22. I haven't seen the new family yet But Cocco always makes me think of cocoo pops How will they get this divided thing sorted? I think Phoebe must have blackmailed half the town .
  23. Oh all hail Phoebe's happiness why I'm not sure to be honest What a pair of twits Brody and Mason are not standing by Justin just because..... I'm not sure why half the bay would be that bothered either to take sides. People like Matt and and Hunter are they all huge fans of Phoebe's music or something have free concert tickets? Why doesn't Phoeobe love Justin anymore doesn't he change his socks or something haha I'm on Justin's side
  24. Well Phoebe was straight to the point there wasn't she? If Justin ever finds out that it was because of Heaths advice he wont be very popular haha But I think Justin has had a lucky escape
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