Me and My Friend in Home and Away: The Early Years

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Home and Away Episode #747: If I Could Turn Back Time (Part 3)

After a trip to 1984, Kierain arrives at Donna's house in Staten Island.
Donna: Hello gorgeous.
Kierain: Hi, Donna. May I come in?
Donna: Of course. *smiles*
*Kierain enters the house*
Kierain: How was Donald's art exhibition?
Donna: It went well until a pompous little fizgig named Marie Barone called him mentally challenged.
Kierain: Oh really? Shall I fix her wagon?
*Donna looks worried*
Donna: She will lay a guilt trip on you.
Kierain: Donna, look in my eyes then tell me if I look like I care what she says.
*Donna looks at him*
Donna: No.
Barry: Is that Kierain?
Donna: Yes.
Kierain: Hi Barry.
Barry: Hi sir. *smiles*
(Meanwhile, Marie Barone is being obnoxious.)
Marie: Frank, don’t blow bubbles in your drink!
Debra: You better watch out. That Maxon woman is friends with that Kyle guy from Summerside.
*Frank looks scared*
Frank: Holy crap!
Marie: So?
Debra: So, he has a bad temper.
Marie: *laughing* Robbie and Raymond would demolish this Kyle kid!
*Kierain storms in*
Kierain: You wanna tell me what was said about my mate's kid?
*Ray, Debra, Robert and Frank back away*
Marie: I called him mentally challenged. Got a problem with that, wheelchair boy?!
Kierain: You call that an insult?! You will go over and apologise!
Marie: I will not! Now, good day! *pushes Kierain out the door*
Kierain: Steve! Rivers!
*Steve and Rivers storm in*
Marie: Get out!
Rivers: NO! ARE YOU GOING TO GO AND APOLOGISE?!
Marie: No! *pushes Rivers out the door as well*
Debra: Marie, you’re pushing your luck!
(At Donna’s house, she is worrying about Kierain.)
Donna: I hope Kierain’s okay.
Barry: He’s probably giving Marie Barone what for.
*Kierain enters*
Kierain: Bloody bitch!
Donna: What happened?
Kierain: She’s up herself.
Donna: Is she going to apologise?
Kierain: No! She told me that if I continue to harass her, she’ll take me to court! What a joke!
*Donna hugs him*
Donna: Don’t worry about her. She’s a nobody.

During dinner, Kierain starts to look pale.
Donna: Gorgeous?
Kierain: Yeah?
Donna: Are you feeling all right? You look very pale in the face.
Kierain: I’m fine.
Donna: You don’t look it.
*Kierain suddenly throws up in the waste bin*
Kierain: Great.
Donna: Go and rest, gorgeous.
(At 3 o’clock in the morning, Donna hears loud vomiting noises coming from the bathroom)
Donna: Gorgeous?
*Kierain is vomiting in the toilet*
Donna: There, there. *strokes his back*
*he falls back on her*
Donna: Are you okay?
Kierain: The…bucket.
*Later, she puts him back to bed*
Donna: If you throw up again, I’m taking you to the hospital.
*as she goes to leave, he holds her hand*
Donna: What are you doing?
Kierain: Will you stay?
Donna: Of course, gorgeous. *smiles*
*Kierain hugs her*
Kierain: I love you.
*Donna kisses him*
(Several hours later, the phone rings)
Donna: Hello?
Woman: Hi, is this Donna Maxon?
Donna: Yes?
Woman: I’m calling from a law firm in Lynbrook. I just want to inform you that my client, Marie Barone wants to sue you and Kierain Geaney for one million dollars. Have a nice day. *hangs up*
*Unfortunately for Marie, the case is thrown out*
Marie: WHAT?! Why?!
Judge Judy: YOU should be sued for slander!
Marie: THEY slandered me!
(Meanwhile, Donna is watching Kierain sleep.)
Donna: I hope he’s feeling better today.
*Kierain mumbles before vomiting in the bucket*
Kierain: OW!
Donna: What is it?
Kierain: It hurts.
Donna: Where?
*he points*
Donna: That’s it. We’re going to the hospital!
*Donna rushes Kierain to the hospital*
Donna: We’re here, gorgeous.
*Nurse Carrie Heffernan approaches them*
Carrie: What’s with our patient today? *smiles*
Donna: I don't know, but he's been vomiting and has stomach cramps.
Carrie: We’ll have it checked out and see if he needs an operation.
Donna: Operation?
Carrie: It could be his appendix.
*Donna looks confused*
Carrie: Miss?
Donna: We’ll be there in a minute.
*Carrie leaves*
Donna: I don’t understand it. Bette told me you had your appendix out.
*he hugs her*
Donna: What’s happening?
*Kierain opens up*
Kierain: I went back in time.
Donna: Yes, Rosie did mention something about you building a time machine.
Kierain: It hurts.
Donna: Come on. Let’s get you operated.
*Two hours later, Kierain is recovering in the hospital bed*
Carrie: His appendix was quite huge. We’re lucky we removed it in time.
Donna: Can I sit with him?
Carrie: Of course. *smiles*
Kierain: Mum?
Donna: I’m Donna, gorgeous.
Kierain: What happened?
Donna: You had your appendix removed.
Kierain: I’m sorry.
Donna: You should never change time. Ever! Things are happy the way they are. You can’t change the past!
Kierain: Sure you can. I just proved that.
*Donna goes to tell him off but ends up laughing*
Kierain: What’s funny?
Donna: You prove everything.
Kierain: Next, I'm going back to last year to slap Todd for killing Darren Millane.
Donna: Awesome!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- In Part 3, Kierain returns to the alternate universe and goes back to the previous year
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #748: If I Could Turn Back Time (Part 4)

Kierain hides as Pippa Ross is seen dragging Pippa Fletcher.
Pippa Ross: I DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR LIFE, FLETCHER!
*she kicks her*
Pippa Fletcher: You will never replace me!
*Pippa Ross opens her car*
Pippa Ross: Come inside!
*she drives away*
Pippa Ross: Say goodbye to Pippa Fletcher and say hello to Pippa Ross!
*Pippa Fletcher kicks the seat*
Pippa Fletcher: NEVER!
*they arrive at a house*
Pippa Ross: You’re new house from now on! Laura Brennan used to live here until those pigs accused her of murder!
*She drags Pippa Fletcher inside*
Pippa Ross: Nice and cosy!
Pippa Fletcher: You let me go right now!
Pippa Ross: No way!
(Later, Pippa Ross sees Kierain.)
Pippa Ross: This’ll be fun!
*she grabs him*
Kierain: Let me go, you witch! You ruined my life and the life of my REAL foster mother!
*Pippa Ross laughs*
Pippa Ross: Proud of it!
*she throws him in the car and drives to the house*
Pippa Ross: A family reunion is coming!
*he kicks her*
Pippa Ross: You always were weak!
Pippa Fletcher: KIERAIN!
*Pippa Ross restrains him*
Pippa Ross: You are not leaving!
*she throws him at Pippa Fletcher*
Pippa Ross: Enjoy the reunion while it lasts! *laughs before closing the door*
Kierain: Pippa, I thought you were in jail?
*she hugs him*
Pippa Fletcher: PIPPA ROSS impersonated me and I was the one sent to jail for her crimes. She’s the one that tried to kidnap you on numerous occasions and she’s the one that slapped you.
Kierain: She’s strong.
Pippa: I know.
(Pippa Ross is plotting)
Pippa Ross: What shall I do next?
*she enters the room*
Pippa Ross: Enjoying each other’s company?
Pippa Fletcher: YOU MONSTER!
*Pippa Ross lifts Kierain by the wrists*
Pippa Ross: GET UP!
*Kierain is crying*
*she wraps her arms around him*
Pippa Ross: My body is warm.
*she drags him to the kitchen*
Kierain: LET ME GO, YOU EVIL LADY! GET OFF!
Pippa Ross: NO!
*Kierain starts screaming as she opens the fridge*
Pippa Ross: What’s to eat?
*Pippa Ross turns to him*
Pippa Ross: You’re having mustard!
*After that, she grabs him*
Pippa Ross: Chilli tonight!
*he wakes in the hospital, having fallen asleep. Donna is asleep in the chair.*
Kierain: Donna?
Donna: Um….
*she bolts awake*
Donna: Gorgeous? Come kiss.
*he kisses her*
Donna: How was your rest?
Kierain: I had a bad dream. There were two Pippa’s.
*Donna looks awkward*
Donna: Um, I don’t know how to say this…
Kierain: What?
Donna: Pippa Fletcher didn’t slap you or tried to kidnap you. That was Pippa Ross disguised as your former foster mother. Pippa Fletcher is in prison for a crime Pippa Ross committed.
*the door knocks*
Donna: Who is it?
*Pippa Fletcher enters*
Donna: Pippa Fletcher?
Pippa Fletcher: Hi Kierain.
Kierain: I thought you were in jail?
*Pippa sits on the bed*
Pippa Fletcher: What’s been happening during my unfair stint in the jail?
*Kierain explains*
Pippa Fletcher: Pippa Ross ruined my life and ruined my bond with you. *looks at Kierain*
Kierain: I was going that way anyway since Adriana died.
Pippa Fletcher: Do you still love me like a mother?
Kierain: Well…
Pippa Fletcher: I understand. *goes to leave*
Donna: Pippa?
Pippa Fletcher: Yes?
Donna: I'm sure he still loves you. It’s just Bette is Mum now.
Pippa Fletcher: Bette? *looks at Donna for explanation*
*Donna explains*
Pippa Fletcher: Well. I guess this is goodbye. I’ll be moving back to Summer Bay House with my sister. Again, I’m sorry. *leaves*
*Kierain starts to cry*
Donna: Gorgeous? Come here.
*Donna and Kierain hug*
Kierain: It’s not fair.
Donna: Pippa Fletcher or Pippa Ross?
Kierain: Both.
Donna: There, there. Let it out. *rocks him*
(Meanwhile, Alf is reading the paper from 7/9/1988. He goes white.)
Alf: STRIKE ME ROAN!
*Karen walks in*
Karen: What is it, Alf?
Alf: That truck young Kierain hit was one of mine!
Karen: Who was driving it that night?
Alf: Joe Mangel.
Blake: Why does it say “GEANEY KILLED”?
Alf: They thought he was dead!
*Chantelle enters the house*
Chantelle: Can you believe they charged me $45 dollars to get my nails done? I tell you one thing, that nail place at Yabbie Creek is beyond a joke!
Karen: Chantelle, not now.
Chantelle: What’s wrong?
Karen: This. *shows Chantelle the paper*
Chantelle: So? It was two years ago.
Blake: Alf’s truck was responsible for that crash.
*Chantelle turns green*
Chantelle: And he died?
Alf: They thought he did. He turned up alive.
Karen: Does Ailse know?
Alf: No, and you lot will not tell her.
Ailsa: What?
*Ailsa sees the paper*
Ailsa: What are you doing reading…*looks sick* Oh, god!
Alf: Ailse.
*Ailsa runs off*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- In Part 4, Pippa rekindles her friendships in the Bay, Kierain opens up to Donna, while Ailsa and Alf have a terrible fight over Kierain
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #749: If I Could Turn Back Time (Part 5)

Alf goes into the kitchen to find Ailsa shaking.
Alf: Ailse, wait up!
Ailsa: How could you?! Kierain nearly died because of that accident!
Alf: I didn’t know it was my truck, love.
Ailsa: That’s a load of rubbish, Alf! You had to know your truck was involved!
Alf: Will you just let me explain?
Ailsa: I DON’T THINK THERE IS AN EXPLANATION FOR WHAT HAPPENED, BUSTER!
*As Alf and Ailsa continue to argue, Blake, Karen and Chantelle look sad*
Chantelle: I hope they don’t split up over this.
Blake: Me too.
Karen: Why don’t we go to the youth centre? Give them some privacy.
Chantelle: Good idea.
*the kids leave the house*
Alf: What about Duncan?
Ailsa: He will never know! As for you, I’m so angry that you kept this deceitful secret from me for two years!
Alf: *sadly* Ailse…
Ailsa: Get out!
Alf: Fair go, love. Where will I stay?
Ailsa: I’m sure the caravan park has some vacant vans! *turns away from Alf*
*Alf sadly leaves the kitchen as Ailsa starts to cry*
(At the caravan park, Pippa Fletcher knocks on the front door.)
Pippa: Hello?
*Kerry opens the door*
Kerry: Pippa?
Pippa: That’s me.
Kerry: My real sister?
Pippa: Of course.
Kerry: Come here.
*Pippa and Kerry hug*
Pippa: I’ve missed everyone so much!
Kerry: We’ve missed you too.
Pippa: So, what have I missed out on while I was in prison?
*Kerry explains everything to Pippa*
Pippa: I’m just glad I’ve rekindled my friendships here in Summer Bay. They were surprisingly understanding.
Kerry: They knew what Pippa Ross did to you, Kierain and this family.
Pippa: Would I be able to move back into this house?
Kerry: I don’t see why not?
Pippa: Will Peter be understanding?
Kerry: Of course he will.
*Pippa and Kerry hug again*
Pippa: I love you, sis.
Kerry: I love you too, Pip.
(Meanwhile, Kierain is opening up to Donna about what happened.)
Kierain: How could there be two Pippa’s?
Donna: There just is, I’m afraid. One is your former foster mother that always doted on you and the other is a psychopath that should be euthanized!
*Kierain starts to cry*
Donna: Come here, sweetie.
*Kierain hugs Donna*
Kierain: I love Mum.
Donna: Bette loves you too. *smiles*
Kierain: Now that you mentioned it. When my “foster mother” slapped me, I noticed her hair fall out of place. Was that Pippa Ross?
Donna: Yes, it was.
*Kierain looks shocked*
Kierain: But why did my foster mother go to jail for something Pippa Ross did? I don’t understand.
Donna: Pippa Ross knows how to manipulate people. That’s why she wasn’t captured until now. If the police didn’t know the truth, Pippa Fletcher would still be in prison.
Kierain: This is so confusing.
Donna: Would you like another hug?
*Kierain nods*
Donna: Come.
*Kierain and Donna hug*

Back at Alf and Ailsa‘s, Blake and the girls return home to peace and quiet.
Blake: I think they’ve stopped arguing.
Karen: It looks like it.
*soft sobs can be heard from the bedroom*
Chantelle: Ailsa?
*The kids enter Alf and Ailsa’s bedroom to find Ailsa sitting on the bed sobbing*
Blake: Ailse?
Ailsa: Alf’s not living here for a while. I can’t forgive him for what he did.
Karen: But he didn’t drive the truck.
Ailsa: That’s beside the point, Karen. The point is that he lied and kept it a secret for two years!
Chantelle: Will we still live here?
Ailsa: Of course.
*Blake, Karen and Chantelle comfort Ailsa*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- In Part 5, Kierain returns home from the hospital, Lauren is officially welcomed into the Wong household and Pippa’s old cellmate Martha Eaves arrives in the Bay
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode # 750 If I Could Turn Back Time (Part 6)
*Kierain is back from the hospital*
Donna: now go rest
*he does so Donna looks worried
Barry: he okay?
Donna: Yeah he’ll be fine
Barry: what happened?
Donna: his appendix
Barry: ouch
*meanwhile Lauren is being welcomed to the Wong house*
Lauren: thanks guys
Nicole: anytime you’re part of the family now
Victor: that’s right
Kim Keanu and Lincoln smile
Lauren: thanks everyone *smiles*
Everyone hugs Lauren
At Summer Bay House Martha arrives
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
In the final part its Kierain’s birthday while he plays AWBL against Hawthorn
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #751: If I Could Turn Back Time (Part 7)

The Bette Brigade are up early.
Sandy: Is he up?
Bette: Nope.
Sadie Sheldon: Good. Let’s lay out his pressies.
Barbara: Why is he tired?
Bette: Appendix surgery.
Barbara: Ah.
Sadie Ratliff: But he had it out in the 80s.
Bette: Long story.
*At 7:30am, Kierain wakes up*
Bette: *to the girls* He’s up.
*they run to him*
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*they all hug him*
Bette: Happy Birthday honey.
Kierain: Thanks everyone.
Sandy: Open your gifts.
*he opens the first one. It's a copy of Wentworth season 1*
Kierain: Uh…
*Bette glares at Sandy*
Sandy: Do you like it?
Kierain: Not really.
*Bette takes Sandy aside*
Bette: Why did you get him that gift for?
Sandy: I wanted to get him the Wentworth DVD. He is just ungrateful!
*Diane explains it to her*
Sandy: He’s still ungrateful! *walks off*
*Bette gives him another gift*
Bette: It’s from Barbara.
*he opens it. It’s a new tape player*
Kierain: Thanks Barbara.
Sadie Ratliff: Sadie Shelton and I picked out this one. *gives Kierain the gift*
*Sandy sulks*
Bette: Sandy, grow up!
*Kierain opens it. It’s a new Offspring tape*
Kierain: Thanks ladies.
*they smile*
*Bette gives him a gift from Pippa Fletcher*
Bette: Let’s see what it is.
*he opens it. it's his plaster cast from the 1988 finals*
Kierain: HEY! How’d she get this?! I gave it to Angie!
Sandy: Ungrateful brat! *storms off*
*Barbara pins Sandy to a wall*
Barbara: CUT IT OUT!
*Sandy rolls her eyes*
Kierain: There’s a note attached.
Bette: What does it say?
Kierain: *reading the note* “To my foster son, Kierain. I am sorry that Pippa Ross ruined our close bond. I would like for us to be friends again. If you want to know how Pippa Ross got caught and posed as me, ring up Martha Eaves. Kind regards, Pippa Fletcher.” Okay then.
(Later, Sandy is watching Kierain's review of Wentworth.)
Kierain: Well guys and girls I gave in and watched Episode #1 of Wentworth!
The "series" (if you can really call it that) begins with "Bea" being transported to "Wetworth Correctional Center" (Sorry NO Writers it's called WENTWORTH DETENTION CENTER get it right!) alongside another inmate named Sheena or Shreena something like that. Anyway on arriving at Wentworth, Sheena asks a guard for a cigarette when he enters the van to escort her and Bea inside. As Bea is being processed by Will Jackson (yes you read that right he's not Bill Jackson anymore he's Will Jackson now, (WOW How creative changing ONE whole letter!) She begins screaming out for her daughter Debbie and ends up sedated, this is before she is taken to H Block 2 (yeah Subtle NOT!) Once there, Vera introduces her to the rules her cell and the other prisoners Doreen who is now indigenous and has her daughter living with her (more on this below) Franky who apparently has tattoos in this version.....kay and Liz Birdsworth (whoa whoa whoa WHOA! They had the NERVE to reprise Sheila Florence's character Lizzie and shorten her name to LIZ?! You B*******!) Now about Doreen's daughter WHY IS THERE A BLOODY 5 YEAR OLD KID IN A PRISON?! WHAT THE HELL?! Did the creators of this RUBBISH take stupid pills before planning this?! "Duh let's have a 5 year old kid running around a jail nothing bad could POSSIBLY happen!" what a load of insidious claptrap! So it looks like Franky is top dog while the REAL top Dog, Jacs is in the slot (in my day they called it the pound!) Franky sees "Bea" lining up to use the payphone (well alright I'll go along with this as it would be really stupid to allow mobiles in a jail) and she coerces her into accepting a delivery of some sort of drug I don't know it's never mentioned by name And brings in a load of other prisoners to use the phone Bea gives up on using the phone and leaves. After some prodding from Doreen and "Liz" (UGGGGHHHHHHH) Bea agrees to accept the drug delivery (At this point I'm going to assume the drug is speed) and meets up with a not very convincing drug dealer who tries to transfer the speed into her mouth via kissing her and eventually succeeds, Bea is then searched, searched and searched again under orders of governor Meg Jackson (wait....what?!) so anyway turns out Bea swallowed the speed and Franky rushes her to the bathroom and makes her induce vomiting by sticking her fingers down her throat and then retrieves the speed (gross) from the toilet. After the prison is raided due to Franky's actions (Bea takes the blame) it is decided that Jacs should be released from the slot (Solitary) and so violence ensues not long after and there is a brawl which results in the death of Meg (jeez this type of "Drama" must hate people with the name Jackson!) So let me see if I've got this right Meg = Bitchy governor and the type of character REAL Vera is Vera = Original Meg character and Will = Bill? WELL DONE Wentworth for crapping on Prisoner's legacy and having no regrets, I applaud you......I am course being sarcastic! So is Wentworth REALLY that bad? well let me put it this way: Wentworth epitomizes the very reason why I go nowhere NEAR anything this generation has to offer! I've been the Nostalgia King and NEVER recommend!
Sandy: JERK!
*Bette giggles*
Bette: You tell them honey!
*Sandy glares at Kierain*
Sandy: YOU DESERVED TO BE GRABBED BY PIPPA ROSS! *storms out of the house*
*Bette storms after her*
Bette: SANDY! KIERAIN NEVER LIKED THAT SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE! HE WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ORIGINAL PRISONER SERIES AND NOT THE NEW CRAP!
Sandy: I HOPE HE DIES! BETTER YET, BURN IN HELL!
Diane: YOU HAVE RUINED KIERAIN’S BIRTHDAY, SANDY! I HOPE YOU ARE SATISFIED!
*Sandy storms off*
(Back in the house, the Sadie’s are comforting Kierain.)
Kierain: Since WHEN did Sandy control what I say on MY show?! In my opinion, that review was far overdue!
Sadie Ratliff: Are you okay?
*Kierain breaks down*
Kierain: Sandy ruined my birthday!
Sadie Shelton: Come here precious.
*they hug him*
(Meanwhile, Angie is watching his Wentworth review.)
Angie: About time!
Sharon: What?
*Angie shows her the video*
Sharon: *laughing* That’s my cousin.
*Angie smiles*
Sharon: Mum, would it be okay if I went over to see Donna Ludlow?
Angie: Well, we’re going to see him remember.
Sharon: I haven’t forgotten. What time are we leaving?
Angie: 20 minutes.
Sharon: Okay. *smiles*
*they arrive at Bette’s house*
Bette: Who is it?
Sharon: It’s Mum and I.
Bette: Come in.
*Angie and Sharon enter*
Angie: Where’s Kierain?
Bette: He left early thanks to SANDY!
Sharon: Did she ruin his birthday?
*Bette nods*
Sharon: What did she do? I want to hear everything!
*Bette explains*
Angie: THAT COW!
*Sandy strolls in*
Sharon: PICK ON MY COUSIN, AYE BITCH?! *punches Sandy in the face*
Angie: Sharon, no hitting!
Bette: Let her go, Angie. Sandy had this coming for a LONG TIME!

At Victoria Park later, the scores are level.
Sadie Sheldon: Come on, Kierain!
*One of the Hawthorn players kicks a goal*
Sadie Ratliff: BOO!
*Suddenly, a fight starts*
Sadie Sheldon: Ooh! A fight!
*They see Kierain fall out of the wheelchair*
Sadie Ratliff: KIERAIN!
*he gets up and storms over to Dermott Brereton who backs away*
Sadie Shelton: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY, BRERETON!
*Suddenly, Leigh Matthews punches Kierain in the face*
Sadie Ratliff: SEND HIM OFF!
*Darren Millane storms over to Leigh*
Darren: HANDS OFF HIM!
*Leigh bites Kierain*
Kierain: OW!
*Kierain kicks Leigh right where it hurts*
Sadie Sheldon: That’s funny!
*the umpire points towards the Summer Bay goal meaning they get a free kick*
Sadie Ratliff: KICK IT! COME ON, KIERAIN!
*he kicks the winning goal on the final siren*
Both Sadie’s: YES!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Martha bonds with Pippa
- Sandy continues to give Kierain a hard time
- Atlee wants more from her relationship with Paul
- Miley falls for bad boy Tug O’Neale
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #752: Rebel Yell (Part 1)

On Saturday morning, Martha is in her caravan when Pippa walks in.
Pippa: Breakfast.
Martha: Ah, you didn’t have to do that.
Pippa: I wanted to.
Martha: Ah, gee. Thanks Pip. *smiles*
Pippa: You’re welcome. *smiles back*
Martha: Glad to be back with your family.
Pippa: Yes. I hope the women are giving Pippa Ross a hard time.
Martha: Me too. You didn’t deserve to be in prison. As for her, she does!
Pippa: What are you doing after breakfast?
Martha: I might go into town and shop.
Pippa: They have a great deal of shops in Yabbie Creek. We did have the local general store, but it got burnt down.
Martha: Do they know who did it?
*Pippa shakes her head*
Martha: Bloody mongrels!
Pippa: It’s a shame about the people who died?
Martha: Did people die?
Pippa: Three casualties. Dr Matheson, which happens to be Steven’s uncle and the owners John and Eve Barrow. I just feel sorry for poor Lauren.
Martha: Daughter?
Pippa: Yes. I’m just very thankful that Victor and Kim Wong fostered her.
Martha: Pip, would you mind coming to this Yabbie Creek place with me?
Pippa: Sure. *smiles*
(In Mangrove River, Atlee is about to leave to get the bus to Summer Bay when her mother starts a fight.)
Suzanne: AMANDA LEE ATKINSON!
Atlee: What?!
Suzanne: I thought I told you to clean your room!
Atlee: I’ll do it when I get back from Paul’s.
Suzanne: You’ve been spending too much time with that Paul Jensen fellow. It’s about time you started pulling your weight in this house!
*Atlee rolls her eyes*
Suzanne: Don’t roll your eyes at me, Amanda!
Atlee: I can do what I want, thank you!
Suzanne: As long as you’re living in this house, you’ll do as I say!
Atlee: I won’t be gone long! *leaves*
*Suzanne sighs*
(*When Atlee arrives at Paul’s place, she finds him sitting on the front porch*)
Paul: Hey babe.
Atlee: Hey.
*they kiss*
Paul: I’m so glad you could come over.
Atlee: Mum not home?
Paul: She went to take Mullet to the doctor.
Atlee: Why?
Paul: He has to get the warts on his foot removed.
Atlee: Ah. Hey, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about our relationship too.
Paul: What’s that?
Atlee: I want us to…you know.
Paul: Atlee, Mum would kill me!
Atlee: Who said we had to do it at your place? We could do it at my place.
Paul: Atlee, I don’t know about this. We’ve only been dating for a few weeks.
Atlee: Trust me on this.
Paul: Okay. But just this once.
*Atlee and Paul hug*
Atlee: Thanks babe.
*Paul smiles at her*

That afternoon, Miley is on the beach collecting seashells when she sees Tug O‘Neale sitting on the sand.
Miley: Hey.
Tug: Rack off!
Miley: I’m just being nice!
*As Miley continues to walk off, Tug gets up*
Tug: Hey, wait! I’m sorry. It’s just that I don’t get many people be nice to me.
Miley: No wonder with that rude attitude of yours. *smirks*
Tug: Listen, if you’re--*notices that Miley is smirking at him* You think I’m cute, don’t you?
Miley: Maybe.
Tug: Well, I think you’re a babe too. You single?
Miley: Yes.
Tug: I am too. Peter O’Neale, but you can call me Tug.
Miley: Miley Atkinson, nice to meet you.
*they shake hands*
Tug: I live in Mangrove River, so if you want to visit…
Miley: I’ll think about it. Can I tug in your shirt?
Tug: Go for your life.
*Miley tugs his shirt*
Miley: Why do they call you Tug?
Tug: Like you said, I’m a bad boy.
*Miley laughs*
Miley: Well, it was nice meeting you. I have to go now.
Tug: Bye Miley.
Miley: See you later, bad boy Tug.
*Tug laughs as Miley walks away*
(At Bette’s house, Sandy is continuing to give Kierain a hard time.)
Sandy: YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL KIERAIN! I GAVE YOU A BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND YET YOU TURNED YOUR NOSE ON IT!
Kierain: I HATE WENTWORTH! YOU KNOW I HATE IT! YOU GOT THAT STUPID DVD FOR YOU!
Sandy: YOU ARE A FOUL-MOUTHED LITTLE BRAT!
Kierain: I DON’T NEED THIS! *storms out of the house*
Bette: SANDY, GET HERE NOW!
*Sandy storms into the kitchen where Bette is*
Sandy: What is it?!
Bette: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HONEY LIKE THAT!
Sandy: THE UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BRAT DESERVED IT!
Bette: GET OUT, SANDY!
Sandy: FINE! *storms out of the house*
*Bette sighs*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Bette and the women vote on whether to kick Sandy out, while Barbara comforts Kierain
- Atlee and Paul decide to go ahead with their plan
- Tug is the victim of a bashing
- Morag has a confrontation with Laura Brennan
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #753: Rebel Yell (Part 2)

Cassette: Close your eyes
give me your hand, darlin’
Can you feel my heart beating do you understand?
Do you feel the same?
Am I only dreaming?
Or is this burning an eternal flame?
Bette: That awesome song.
Sandy: TURN IT F***ING DOWN!
Bette: It’s his and Cody’s song!
Sandy: WHY PLAY IT THEN?!
Bette: Shut up!
Sandy: NO! I ASKED A QUESTION!
*tears can be heard from upstairs*
Bette: Barbara, go comfort him. SANDY and I are having a chat!
*Barbara heads up*
Barbara: Love?
*he hugs her*
Barbara: You okay?
Kierain: They are driving me nuts!
Barbara: Do you want Sandy kicked out?
Kierain: No.
Barbara: But she’s being mean to you.
Kierain: She's always had an attitude. Remember when she told Darcy to F-off?
Barbara: Still, you’re Bette’s son.
(Downstairs, Bette is yelling at Sandy.)
Bette: DO YOU WANT TO BE SENT BACK TO THE VCR?!
Sandy: N-no.
Bette: THE RATE YOU ARE GOING, YOU ARE THIS CLOSE! *show Sandy how close*
*Bette throws a plate as Pam enters*
Pam: Bette?
Bette: Yes?
Pam: Is Chook here?
Bette: He was playing their song.
*Pam goes upstairs*
Kierain: Hi.
Pam: Come here.
*he hugs her*
Pam: Cody is being a brat.
Kierain: Why?
Pam: All because she wasn’t chosen to go to Adelaide with Todd, Josh, Melissa and another friend of theirs.
Kierain: What’s in Adelaide?
Pam: Some art exhibition.
Kierain: Well, what if I drove her and walked in with her. Then hung out?
Pam: After the way she treated you, she deserves nothing.
Kierain: Go on. I've forgiven her, but understand if I do take her we're just friends.
Pam: I think she wants more, but she doesn’t listen to me or Doug anymore.
Kierain: Too bad. I go as her friend or not at all.
Pam: She’ll miss out then. Come here, chook.
*they hug*

That night, Atlee and Paul are in the living room of her mother’s house since she has gone to the Mangrove River Hotel.
Paul: Mullet is being annoying.
Atlee: What’s he done now?
Paul: He broke the VCR!
Atlee: At least I can watch Saved by the Bell in peace.
Paul: I prefer Degrassi High.
*Atlee kisses Paul passionately*
Paul: Atlee, do you want to do it?
Atlee: That’s the idea of tonight. *smiles*
Paul: Uh oh. I forgot protection.
Atlee: I bought some at Clancy’s.
*Paul takes them before him and Atlee go into Suzanne’s room*
(Meanwhile, Tug has returned home after a day out in the city.)
Roy: PETER, GET HERE NOW!
Tug: WHAT?!
Roy: Where were ya?!
*Tug looks scared*
Tug: City.
Roy: Bend over.
*he does*
Roy: This is what happens to naughty children! *whips Tug with a belt*
*Tug turns around and hits him. He looks scared*
Tug: DON’T YOU DARE PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME, YOU DISGUSTING PIG!
*Roy grabs Tug and throws him into his bedroom*
Roy: You wanna disobey me?!
*Tug whacks him with a baseball bat. He’s out cold.*
Tug: I’m getting out of here!
*a crying Tug runs into the night*
(In Summer Bay, Morag is having car trouble outside Laura’s shack when the loony one herself storms out.)
Laura: OI!
Morag: What is it?!
Laura: GET OUT!
Morag: My car isn’t working! HAVE some consideration, you lunatic!
Laura: THEN WALK! YOU ARE TRESPASSING!
*When Morag finally gets her car working, she deliberately splashes mud on Laura!*
Laura: WITCH!
*As Morag drives home, she sees Tug running for his life*
Tug: HELP!
*Morag doesn’t hear him as Tug keeps running*
Tug: HELP!
*Jennifer happens to be driving past with Miley in the back seat*
Jennifer: You okay, love?
*Tug starts rambling*
Miley: Tug, slow down. You can tell me when we get back to my house.
(At Jennifer’s, Miley puts her arm around Tug.)
Miley: What happened, Tug?
*Tug opens up*
Tug: My old man hit me, so I hit him back and now he’s dead.
Miley: Are you sure?
*Tug starts crying*
Tug: He whips me and abuses me.
Jennifer: BRUTE!
Tug: No wonder why I treat people like dirt at school. My own father physically, verbally and mentally abuses me.
Miley: You just need to give people a chance.
*Tug’s phone goes off. It’s his Dad*
Tug: Oh no!
Miley: Give it to me! *answers the phone*
Roy: YOU ARE DEAD MEAT, BOY!
*Tug looks scared*

Kierain arrives at Number 26.
*Helen opens the door*
Helen: Come in, darling.
Kierain: Is LANDERS here?
Helen: You just missed him, darling. He left for Adelaide about an hour ago.
Kierain: You hear what’s he’s done to Cody?
Helen: What?
Kierain: He deliberately left her behind.
Helen: Darling, that’s nonsense. Cody wasn’t chosen to go to the arts exhibition in Adelaide.
Kierain: Well, okay.
(At Number 28, Cody is being a brat.)
Cody: Everyone hates me! No one cares about me!
Gaby: Kierain did and you cheated on him!
Cody: Shut up, Gaby! No one asked you, Miss Priss!
*Gaby loses it*
Gaby: Toby, take Sky out the back.
*he does so*
Gaby: CODY, IT'S TIME TO GET OVER THIS SPOILT BRAT BEHAVIOUR! YOU HAD AN AWESOME BOYFRIEND AND YOU THREW IT AWAY! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
*Cody looks scared*
Cody: But…
Gaby: NOW!
*Cody runs off*
(The next day [sunday], Kierain is waiting outside Donna’s house.)
Kierain: Be home, Donna.
*Donna opens the door*
Donna: Enter, gorgeous.
*he enters*
Donna: What’s troubling you?
Kierain: Bloody Cody!
Donna: Still being a bitch?
Kierain: No, she’s begging me to go to Adelaide.
Donna: Don’t go. She’s using you!
Kierain: I’ve had enough of her bratty behaviour!
*she hugs him*
Donna: I love you.
*a little later, he finds a sword on the footpath*
Kierain: I wonder... *holds the sword up* By the power of Midler, I AM A BETTEHEAD!
*He transforms into a bodyguard*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Kierain enjoys his new role as a bodyguard
- Miley comforts Tug
- Pippa gets a job as school nurse at Summer Bay High
- Misty and Demetrius hang out with Bill Cunningham
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #754: Daughter on the Warpath (Part 1)

When Kierain arrives back in Wandin Valley that afternoon, he shows Bette the sword.
Bette: Honey, where did you get that sword from?
Kierain: I found it as I was coming back from Donna’s.
Bette: Why are you dressed like a bodyguard?
Kierain: The sword transformed me into one.
Bette: A sword that transforms huh?
*Kierain nods his head*
Bette: Give me that sword, honey.
*Bette takes the sword*
Bette: By the power of Midler, I AM A BETTE HEAD!
*Bette transforms into a rock star*
Bette: Cool!
Kierain: I know right?
Bette: Will you be my bodyguard?
Kierain: Of course, Mum. *smiles*
*Bette and Kierain hug*
(Meanwhile, Misty and Demetrius are hanging out with Bill Cunningham.)
Misty: When are you going back to the city?
Bill: Tomorrow.
Demetrius: That’s a shame. You’ll come back and visit, won’t you?
Bill: Of course, but I have to go to school.
Misty: So do we.
Demetrius: What’s your school like, Bill?
Bill: It’s a good school. We play games, do art and have fun learning.
Misty: *to Demetrius* Isn’t that cute?
Demetrius: It sure is, Mist. *smiles*
Bill: Can I have ice cream?
Misty: What’s the magic word?
Bill: Please.
Misty: I think we can arrange that.
Demetrius: I feel like some ice cream myself.
*Misty, Demetrius and Bill head to the diner*
(At Jennifer’s house that night, Miley is watching TV when Tug comes out from the guest room.)
Tug: Hey.
Miley: Oh, hey Tug. *smiles sweetly*
Tug: Where’s your mum?
Miley: She went to bed.
Tug: Ah.
Miley: Listen, is everything okay?
Tug: Not really.
Miley: It’s about your dad, isn’t it?
Tug: I don’t want to go back home. He’s going to do the same thing over and over again. I can’t take the abuse anymore!
*Tug bangs the kitchen counter with his fist*
Tug: OW!
Miley: Tug, come here.
Tug: That hurt!
*Miley takes Tug outside*
Miley: It’s okay. Let it out.
*Tug sighs sadly*
Tug: I’m not the sort of person to cry about things like that.
Miley: I’ll be there for you.
*Miley hugs Tug*

The next morning (Monday), Pippa is getting ready for her first day working at Summer Bay High as the school nurse.
Fisher: I’m very grateful that you took this job, Pippa. Things have been a little chaotic since Kristine left.
Pippa: I’m just glad that I’m helping the students.
Fisher: If there is anything you need, let me know.
Pippa: Thanks, Donald. *smiles*
*Fisher leaves as Dharma walks in*
Dharma: Hi Pippa.
Pippa: Oh, hello Dharma. *smiles*
Dharma: How are you?
Pippa: I’m good now that Pippa Ross is in prison.
Dharma: I’m glad.
Pippa: How’s Melanie?
Dharma: She’s sleeping well now. Congrats on the school nurse position.
Pippa: Thanks. I didn’t know you worked at the school too.
Dharma: I’m the secretary.
Pippa: That’s good.
Dharma: Well, I better head to the office. We’ll talk over coffee.
Pippa: Goodbye, Dharma.
*Dharma leaves*
(At Lois‘s house, she is about to leave for work when the door knocks.)
Lois: Coming.
*Lois opens the door to find a long blonde haired woman aged in her late teens-early 20’s standing at the door*
Lois: Why are you here?!
Sharlene: I was about to ask you the same thing…Mum!
*Lois looks shocked*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Lois bonds with Sharlene
- When Sandy insults Kierain once more, Bette loses her cool
- Atlee’s spot on the rugby team is threatened
- Jacqueline and the Roomies organise a party
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #755 Daughter On The Warpath (Part 2)

*Lois and Sharlene are bonding*

Lois: so hows Uni

Sharlene: sucks

Lois: why?

Sharlene: everyone is teasing me

Lois: just ignore them

*Sharlene smiles*

At Bette’s Sandy is being annoying

Sandy: NOBODY LOVES YOU

Bette: SANDY LEAVE HIM BE

Sandy: NO

Bette: YES

Sandy storms off’

Atlee is struggling at training

Atlee: DAMN IT

Fisher: ATKINSON!!!!

Atlee: yes?

Fisher: PAY ATTENTION OR GET OFF

Atlee looks shocked

At the roomie house they are organizing a surprise party

Jacqueline: who for?

Vanessa: Misty

Adrian: I like it

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

In a special episode Kierain arrives in Walford to stay much to the enjoyment of Angie and Sharon

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #756: Family (Part 1)

In Walford, Angie and Sharon are squabbling.
Sharon: Why can’t you take Donna Ludlow in? She’s out on the streets.
Angie: But she also does drugs.
Sharon: True. I hope Kierain visits soon.
Angie: What made you think of him?
Sharon: I miss him, plus that Sandy woman giving him a hard time. I hope he’s okay.
Cassette in car outside:
Close your eyes. Give me your hand, Darlin‘. Do you feel my heart beating? Do you understand? Do you feel the same? Am I only dreamin? Or is this burning an eternal flame?
Sharon: I spoke too soon. *smiles*
Angie: How do you know it’s him?
Sharon: It’s his and that bimbo’s song.
Angie: Sharon, lots of people like it. You do.
*the door knocks. Angie opens it*
Angie: Nephew!
Kierain: Aunty!
*they hug*
Sharon: I knew it was you, Kez. Come here.
*they hug too*
(Elsewhere, Bobby is still refusing to talk to Pippa.)
Bobby: Look, what do you want?!
Pippa: Bobby, please.
Bobby: Fine. You’ve got two minutes!
Pippa: All that happened to your brother. It wasn’t me.
Bobby: What are you saying?!
Pippa: It was Pippa Ross.
Bobby: Who is she?!
Pippa: A woman who impersonated me.
Bobby: But…but…but how?
*Pippa explains*
Bobby: Oh, Pippa. *starts to cry*
*Pippa hugs her*
(In Walford, Kierain is in the café.)
*Donna Ludlow walks in*
Donna: Excuse me?
Kierain: Yeah?
Donna: Have you seen Sharon anywhere?
Kierain: Wait a minute! I know you! You're her druggie mate!
*Donna backs away*
Donna: Don’t hurt me.
Kierain: You stay the f*** away from Sharon! Clear?
Donna: Rack off, loser!
*Kierain advances on her*
Donna: All right, I’m leaving! *runs out*
*Sue Osman saw the whole thing*
Sue: She’s trouble that one.
Kierain: Yeah. She better stay away from Sharon or else.
Sue: Good on ya, love.
*A loud smashing noise can be heard from outside*
Kierain: There's Nick Cotton again. *rolls his eyes*
Sue: What’s he up to now?
*Once outside, Kierain sees the windows to his car have smashed*
Kierain: Typical Cotton!
Nick: NICE WHEELS, GEANEY! *laughs*
Kierain: BUGGER OFF!
(Meanwhile, Pippa Ross is getting a group of women together via FaceSpace.)
Pippa Ross: Let’s take someone.
Bev: Who?
*Pippa shows the women a photo of Kierain*
Bev: NO!
Pippa Ross: Yes!
Bev: NO!
*Some of the women leave the group*
Pippa Ross: DRATS!
*Bev looks worried*
Bev: Helen?
Helen: Yes?
Bev: I want Pippa Ross arrested.
Helen: Why?
Bev: She wants Kierain. Should I take him away first?
Helen: As long as it’s for his own safety, then yes.
Bev: Will you come?
Helen: Yes.
Bev: We’ll need back up.
Helen: Madge, Dorothy, Pam and Julie.
Bev: Julie will blab.
Helen: How about Cheryl Stark?
Bev: Who?
Helen: That new lady working at the Waterhole.
Bev: Is she kind?
Helen: Yes.
Bev: When do we do it?
Helen: As soon as Kierain leaves Walford.
Bev: Who picks him up?
Helen: I will. Now, stop asking questions!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Sharlene plans to ruin Lois’s position as deputy principal
- Kierain and Angie bond, while Donna Ludlow is out for his blood
- Pippa Ross’s plan backfires on her
- The new general store opens its doors
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES