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Home and Away Episode #777: Weekend at Chrissie’s (Part 2)

Nostalgia Man storms into the head office of Foxtel.
Nostalgia Man: WHERE CAN I FIND THE SOHO EXECUTIVES?!
Woman: T-that w-way. *points at door in the hallway*
Nostalgia Man: Thanks!
*Nostalgia Man throws open the door and sees the SoHo executives in a meeting*
Executive 1: WHO ARE YOU?!
Nostalgia Man: YOU’RE WORST NIGHTMARE! CANCEL WENTWORTH!
Executive 2: OUT OF THE QUESTION!
*Nostalgia Man starts beating up some of the executives*
Nostalgia Man: CANCEL WENTWORTH! IT’S A CHEAP RIP-OFF OF PRISONER!
Executive 1: O-okay.
Executive 2: A-anything you s-say…
(Chrissie and her mob watch Seven Nightly News that night.)
V/O: Seven Nightly News with Ann Sanders.
Ann Sanders: Foxtel cancels Prisoner remake after angry backlash. Sydney residents continue to suffer increasing bills. And a Sydney teenager is on his way to be a basketball star.
*They see Ann Sanders on the TV screen*
Ann Sanders: Good evening everyone. Foxtel has cancelled Wentworth, the Prisoner remake after staunch opposition from angry viewers. The decision was made this afternoon from executives from SoHo the channel that airs Wentworth. With more on the story, Megan Miller.
*Kierain laughs*
Chrissie: You really gave it to ‘em, love!
Lurch: I’m impressed!
Kierain: Let’s just say Nostalgia Man did most of the work. *laughs*
*Kate looks unimpressed*
Kate: NOW what am I going to watch?!
Chrissie: Stop whining, Kate!
*Kate stomps upstairs*
Kierain: I don’t care about her opinion. I’m just glad that riveting Prisoner remake is permanently cancelled!
Lurch: Me too.
*Lurch and Chrissie hug Kierain*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- In the final part, Kate insults Kierain which results in Chrissie throwing her out
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #778 Week At Chrissie's (Part 3)
*At Chrissie's Kate is in a foul mood*
Kate: HOW DARE HE GET IT CANNED!
Chrissie: BECAUSE IT'S RUBBISH
Kate: SHUT UP IT WAS GOOD IT WAS GOOF IT WAS GOOD!!!!! *cowers in the corner*
Chrissie: YOU ARE A LOONY TUNE!!!
Kate: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM HE'S DEAD!
Chrissie: GET OUT YOU WILL NOT HARM HIM!
*Kate runs off*
*Meanwhile Kierain is having a Coke when he sees Princess Diana being chased for a photograph by Paparazzi
Kierain: ENOUGH! *Raises his sword* BY THE POWER OF OLD SCHOOL.....I AM NOSTALGIC!
*Nostalgia Man picks the Paparazzi car up*
Nostalgia Man: Take a picture it lasts longer *throws them in the ocean*
*Chrissie meanwhile is on the phone to Bette*
Chrissie: so you're not returning until September?
Bette: i'm afraid so
Chrissie: i'll be glad to ave him
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Chrissie gets a surprising new roommate
Kierain/ Nostalgia Man is hired as Diana's protector while he teams up with He Man anbd She Ra
Lurch angers Chrissie
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #779: Masters Of The Universe (Part 1)

Diana knocks on Chrissie‘s door.
Chrissie: Who is it?
*she opens the door*
Chrissie: Hello Di.
Diana: I see you need a new occupant. May I ask why?
Chrissie: My old roommate went cuckoo.
*Diana enters the house*
Diana: Where is my room?
*Chrissie laughs*
Diana: What’s so funny?
Chrissie: You want to live with a Blockbuster Video owner?
Diana: Well…yes.
Chrissie: But we aren’t fancy.
Diana: Who cares?
Chrissie: Kierain has a review show and he sometimes gets VERY angry at some movies and shows.
Diana: I saw the Wentworth review.
(Later, Lurch is being rude to a customer.)
Lurch: Wait ya bloody turn!
*Chrissie storms over*
Chrissie: What’s going on here?
Woman: THIS GIRLIE WAS RUDE TO ME!
Lurch: She pushed in!
Chrissie: Fired!
(At home, Diana is moving in.)
Diana: I will like it here.
*Kierain arrives home*
Kierain: Di?
Diana: Come sweetie.
*he does so*
Diana: Kiss on the cheek?
*Kierain kisses Diana on the cheek*
(Later Diana and Chrissie are reading, while Kierain is filming another review.)
Kierain: Great 2 seconds in and I’m already p***** off! THANKS show! The reason I’m so p***** off? TWO F-BOMBS IN 2 BLOODY SECONDS!!!!! Fake Joan is sucking up to Franky in order to get her to lag about contraband. Ferguson (not real) also has letters Franky was trying to send to Erica. After more F-bombs, (STOP SAYING THAT!!!!! YOU ARE INFRINGING ON MY RIGHT TO BE NOSTALGIC ENOUGH AS IT IS!) The scene cuts to the garden where Fake Joan talks to impostor Lizzie about roses that they planted for Bea. Joan replies that she's heard a lot about this Bea Smith. We then cut to a flashback of Bea and Debbie discussing a dress for a formal (um, hey. Hi, I’m a viewer and I’d like to know WHAT'S THE BLOODY POINT TO THIS FLASHBACK YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A RANDOM FLASHBACK WITH NO RELATED SCENE BEFORE HAND! It's like if on Neighbours they said "Oh let's go to the coffee shop and they end up in Summer Bay's diner. That just DOES NOT HAPPEN unless you oh I don't know EXPLAIN!!!!) Will is seen taking a drug education program as Fake Joan objects and says she plans to cut the supply. Fake Joan then pries into Will's past and says that hand holding can backfire. Fake Joan is then told that there's a reporter outside and goes to talk to this reporter under protest. The reporter tells her that the footage of the fight in Franky's cell was handed to her news desk (HOW when the inmates are LOCKED UP?! THIS SHOWS LACK OF EXPLAINING EVERYTHING IS SERIOUSLY GETTING ON MY NERVES! After Vera and Joan discuss the fight, we then cut to ANOTHER random out of nowhere flashback! AGAIN no reason or explanation is given! Alright, this time at the end of the flashback we see Joan looking at Bea who is locked up in the Psych ward of the prison (SEE explaining is easy!). Vera explains to Joan that Bea had a complete breakdown after her sentencing and that her daughter Debbie is dead. Bea was sentenced to 12 years for Jacs Holt's murder. After an ad break, we cut to the yard where the inmates discuss Ferguson and how she thinks she's in charge. Oh, and while Doreen is onscreen that reminds me: they finally grew some brains and got the kid out of there! (REALISM HONEST TO GOD REALISM AT LAST!) Franky says that D Block have to take a f***ing chill pill (okay Ssow just because you CAN have a character swear doesn't mean you SHOULD! You are really trying to annoy me aren't you? Well guess what IT'S WORKING!!!!!) Bea is taken back to the yard and I swear she looks like she's stoned to high heaven. OKAY! this is as far as I can go without throwing something at my computer! I'M WRAPPING IT UP! While I don't dislike Pamela Rabe, I’m sure she's got a lot going for her and fans of this crappy show will no doubt enjoy her portrayal of Joan and if I ever met her, I will tell her I’ve got nothing against her but again as I’ve said recons just aren't for me. The general idea of this rubbish show and the fact people will not shut up until I watch it and troll me for not liking it is I feel infringing on my right to enjoy and be nostalgic about my high school days and first discovering Prisoner in 1983. So, yeah have fun with your little show. Just keep it as far away from me as humanly possible. I’ve been the Nostalgia King. Now, can everyone PLEASE stop nagging me about Crapworth?
Diana: I thought that got canned recently.
Chrissie: KATE put it back!
Diana: Mutt!
*Kierain comes out*
Kierain: Bloody Kate!
Diana: Kate is nuts. Come here.
*they hug*
Diana: I love you.
Kierain: Hey, where’s Charles?
Diana: He is staying at the palace.
Kierain: Good! Sorry, but he makes me so mad!
Diana: He’s a pretentious snob!
(Meanwhile, Adam and Adora are looking for Kierain.)
Adora: Where is he?
Adam: I don’t know, but we’ll be needing Nostalgia Man.
Adora: He’s quite awesome.
*they see him*
Adora: Kierain!
Kierain: Who are you?
Adora: I’m Adora and this is Adam.
Kierain: I know Adam. How can I help?
Adora: Adam, tell Kierain what help is needed?
Adam: Skeletor is sending what you Earthlings call Paparazzi after an earth princess. I believe her name is Diana. We need your help to protect her.
Kierain: I will help you.
Adora: I knew we could count on you.

On Monday, Misty is packing her bags. She is going to Coffs Harbour and see Judith.
Kerry: What time is your brother picking you up?
Misty: To take me there or bring me home?
Kerry: Both.
Misty: He’s not. Pippa paid for my coach ride.
Kerry: NO! I AM NOT LETTING YOU TAKE THE BUS ALONE!
Misty: Why not? I'll be with Demetrius.
Kerry: YOUR BROTHER OR NO ONE!
Misty: Fine! *stomps off*
Peter: Love?
Misty: KERRY IS SO UNREASONABLE!
*Kerry sighs*
(Meanwhile, Tug is talking to Rodney.)
Tug: Rodney?
Rodney: Yes mate?
Tug: I’ve done something.
Rodney: Ellen?
Tug: No. You know all those attacks?
Rodney: In Mangrove River?
*Tug nods*
Rodney: What about them?
Tug: It was me.
Rodney: No!
*Tug nods*
Rodney: You…
Tug: Me.
*Rodney puts a hand over Tug's mouth*
Tug: Mmm!
Rodney: You assaulted my 14 year-old niece?!
*Tug nods*
Rodney: You little jerk!
*Cut to Rodney tying Tug up*
Tug: STOP! I’M SORRY!
Rodney: I trusted you! I looked up to you as a son! HOW DARE YOU?!
*Tug shakes*
(Misty and Kerry are fighting)
Misty: PIPPA GAVE ME PERMISSION!
Kerry: DO YOU WANT TO BE ATTACKED?!
Misty: NO! BUT WHY KIERAIN?!
Kerry: He’s is stronger out of the boys.
Misty: True, but I’m sure he’s busy.
Kerry: Ask him.
*Misty sighs as Kylie knocks on the door*
Kylie: Have I come at a bad time?
Kerry: No, come in.
*Misty dials Kierain*
Kierain: Nostalgia HQ?
Misty: You still taking me to Coffs?
Kierain: What happened to the coach?
Misty: Aunt Kerry won’t let me take the coach because of some attacks.
Kierain: Sure. As long as you don't mind my mates Adam and Adora coming.
Misty: I don’t.
(Back at Rodney’s house, he is disgusted and hurt at Tug.)
Rodney: How many were there? And the truth!
Tug: Ten.
Rodney: My own niece…*breaks down*
Tug: I’m really sorry, Rodney. I mean it.
*(Later, Misty is waiting for Kierain)*
Misty: Hope he comes.
Kerry: He’s never this late.
Misty: I know. I'll just tell Judith that I'll be running late.
Kylie: Who's Judith?
Misty: She’s the lady I used to live with.
Kylie: Oh okay.
*Misty's phone goes off. It's Steve Wiley*
Misty: Hey.
Steve: Hey Mist. How are you?
Misty: Great. You?
Steve: Everyone in the city is great. Josh Anderson's in hospital.
Misty: Oh my god! Why?
Steve: He broke his leg. This is what his Mum told me.
Misty: Oh no!
Adam: *outside* Cringer! You made us late! Now, Misty will be mad!
Cringer: S-sorry, Adam.
Misty: I'll call you back, Steve. *hangs up the phone and goes over to Kierain* Kierain, are these your friends?
Kierain: Sure are. These are Adam and Adora from uh…England.
Misty: Cool! I’m Misty Waters!
*Misty gets into the car*
(Back in Mangrove River, Rodney is still talking to Tug.)
Rodney: Why did you do it?
Tug: I don’t know.
Rodney: Maybe I should do the same to you!
*Tug looks scared*
Tug: Don’t!
Rodney: I'm not going to!
*Tug looks at Rodney. He is remorseful*
Tug: Sorry.
Rodney: Come here.
*they hug*
(At Vicki's flat, she is preparing a bed for her cousin who is coming to live with her permanently.)
Janet: How old is Haley?
Vicki: She’s nearly 19.
Janet: Is she nice?
Vicki: Yes.
Janet: That’s good.
Vicki: So, how’s living with Morag going?
Janet: She’s getting annoying.
Vicki: Bossy aye?
Janet: YOU ARE NOT TO ASSOCIATE WITH ROBERTA!
Vicki: What a bitch!
*the door knocks*
Vicki: Enter.
*Vicki's cousin, Haley Sinclair enters the house with two suitcases*
Vicki: Hey cuz.
Haley: Hey Vicki. Where's my new room?
Vicki: Next to mine. *points*
Haley: Thanks. *walks inside the room*
Janet: I better be off, Vicki.
Vicki: See ya.
*Once Janet leaves, Vicki helps Haley unpack*
Haley: I'm sure going to miss the city.
Vicki: I bet.
Haley: The only good thing so far is living with my favourite cousin. *smiles*
*Vicki smiles back*
Haley: Cuz?
Vicki: Yeah?
Haley: Would it be okay if I enrolled at the local TAFE?
Vicki: Sure.
Haley: I’ve always wanted to study hairdressing.
Vicki: Go for it!
Haley: Thanks cuz. *hugs Vicki*
(That afternoon, Rodney finds Tug in his room crying.)
Rodney: Tug?
Tug: You hate me. I never should've hurt those people, especially your niece.
Rodney: I’m going to tell you a secret.
Tug: What’s that?
Rodney: When I was working in the jail, I attacked several of the inmates.
Tug: Oh okay.
Rodney: I guess we're bad boys.
Tug: I guess.
*Rodney sees Tug looking at the tape*
Rodney: Why are you looking at that, mate?
Tug: Those stupid nightmares!
Rodney: I'm sorry I did that to you earlier. I was just enraged.
Tug: I hate myself.
Rodney: Don’t.
Tug: I'm sorry, Rodney.
*Rodney hugs Tug*
Tug: Don't let me go.
*Rodney hugs him tighter*

At Blockbuster that night, Kierain, Adam and Adora are discussing the mission to protect Diana.
Adora: What do we do?
Adam: Just keep watch for any attempt on the princess.
Kierain: I can protect Diana all by myself. Stupid Paparazzi, smart Nostalgia Man. *smirks*
Adora: Have you dealt with the paparazzi already?
Kierain: Last night, I threw some into the sea.
Adam: Cool!
*they see Diana running*
Kierain: Show time! BY THE POWER OF OLD SCHOOL.....I AM NOSTALGIC! Adora: FOR THE HONOUR OF GREYSKULL.....I AM SHE RA!!!
Adam: Come on, Cringer. Get out of the videos. We have work to do!
Cringer: Bu---Bu--- Nostalgia Man said...
Adam: Do it! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL.....I HAVE THE POWER!!!! *Nostalgia Man picks the Paparazzi van up*
Nostalgia Man: Didn't your mothers ever tell you it's rude to spy on women?
Man: But…
He Man: Battlecat, faster!
*Battlecat attacks the van. Sam sees the whole thing and looks confused.*
Sam: What on earth?
He Man: She Ra, get that small boy out of here.
*She Ra does so*
He Man: Nostalgia Man? The river.
*Nostalgia Man throws the van into the river*
*Skeletor is shaking with rage*
Skeletor: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
He Man: Skeletor!!!
Skeletor: I was just leaving. *runs off*
(Back at Blockbuster Videos, Kierain, Adam and Adora are talking.)
Adora: That was a great job, guys.
Kierain: I think I know why Skull Face wants pictures of her.
Adam: Me too. To look at them.
Adora: Sick!
Kierain: One thing’s for sure, he won’t give up.
Adam: I know.
Cringer: But...but...but the paparazzi are scary.
Adora: They need to stop harassing celebrities.
(At the Latham Estate, Diana is shaken.)
Diana: Those stupid paparazzi!
Chrissie: Did they chase you again?
*Diana nods*
Chrissie: I hope Kierain stopped them.
Diana: What do you mean?
*Chrissie stops herself*
Chrissie: I hope Kierain stopped those boys giving him a hard time.
Diana: No. Three superheroes.
Chrissie: I see.
(Skeletor is in his lair FUMING!)
Skeletor: HOW DARE THEY RUIN MY PLAN?!
Beastman: Duhh…What happened?
Skeletor: HE-MAN, SHE RA AND SOME NOSTALGIA MAN FELLOW CHASED OFF THE PAPARAZZI!
Beastman: Yurr…Where are those pictures?
Skeletor: THEY DESTROYED THEM!
Beastman: GRRRRR! BEASTMAN WANTED TO LOOK!
Skeletor: I WILL get those pictures!
*Skeletor heads to the Herald Sun*
Skeletor: Excuse me? Could you send some of your photographers to the Latham Estate? Princess Di is there.
Woman: Are you sure?
Skeletor: NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, GIRLIE I AM SKELETOR AND I RUN THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PAPER! NOW, GO CHASE THE PRINCESS!
Woman: Yes sir. *runs off*
*Skeletor smirks*
(Kierain, Adam and Adora are hanging out at the Latham estate in the shed.)
Adora: I have a feeling that Skeletor is sending more paparazzi our way.
Kierain: Yeah. They should be covering the football, but they’re not.
Adam: I know.
*they see two paparazzi vans parked outside the estate*
Kierain: Where’s the princess?
Adam: She’s inside.
Kierain: Cringer, go find the princess.
Cringer: y-yes s-sir *pads away*
Kierain: BY THE POWER OF OLD SCHOOL, I AM NOSTALGIC!!!!
She Ra: FOR THE HONOUR OF GREYSKULL, I AM SHE RA!!
Adam: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I HAVE THE POWER!!!
*Nostalgia Man runs outside*
Nostalgia Man: Peek a boo! I see you! *bowls the first van into the second one*
Man: ARGH!
He Man: Didn't you ever hear of knocking? *throws the first van at the front door*
*Nostalgia Man slashes the van with his sword*
Nostalgia Man: TAKE THAT!
*Skeletor tries to back away*
Skeletor: Uh, bye! *tries to run*
She Ra: I don't think so! *grabs him*
Skeletor: LET ME GO, SHE RA! PLEASE!
*She Ra tightens her grip*
Nostalgia Man: Time for a swim, Skull Face!
*She Ra throws Skeletor into the water*
She Ra: Bye-bye!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Haley makes friends in the Bay
- Janet decides to move out of Morag's
- Kierain continues to protect Diana
- Viv and Tammy get a restraining order on their abusive father
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #780: Masters Of The Universe (Part 2)

The next morning (Tuesday), Haley and Vicki are having breakfast.
Haley: There was something weird going on last night.
Vicki: What do you mean?
Haley: Some heavily muscled people were throwing vans around.
Vicki: It must’ve been a dream.
*Haley looks as confused as Vicki*
Radio: Rocking the coast, 2SB. Summer Bay’s hit music station.
*they hear a news update*
Radio: Police are searching for He Man and friends who reportedly saved Diana Princess of Wales last night....
*Vicki turns off the radio*
Haley: *singing* You just keep me hangin’ on.
*the door knocks*
Vicki: Who is it?
Bill: It’s me.
*Vicki opens the door*
Vicki: Oh, hey Bill.
Haley: Who’s he?
*Vicki explains*
Haley: He seems cool.
Bill: Do you have an SNES?
Haley: Yes, I do. Why?
Bill: Can we play?
Haley: Sure. *smiles*
*Bill enters the flat*
(At Morag’s house, Janet is packing her belongings.)
Janet: I have decided to move in with Vicki and her cousin, Haley.
Morag: WHY?!
Janet: I want my independence!
Morag: But you’re my foster daughter!
Janet: So?
Morag: What about your schooling?!
Janet: I’m still going to Yabbie Creek High, except I’m applying for the Austudy grant!
*Morag sees pink*
Morag: Are you serious?!
*Janet nods*
Morag: Oh, get out then!
*Janet leaves the house*
Morag: Blast it! *kicks a chair*
(Meanwhile, Steve Wiley, Jodie Cooper and Allie Matts are at the Bayside Diner. They are visiting the Bay for the day.)
Jodie: I love coming here.
Steve: Me too.
Allie: It’s a nice change from the city life.
Steve: We should go to Nick’s grave.
Allie: I like that.
Jodie: We should. By the way Steve, how’s your mate Josh?
Steve: His cast can come off next week.
Jodie: That’s good news.
*They see Kylie enter*
Allie: What’s Kylie Foxx doing here?
Jodie: She’s friends with Misty.
Steve: Kylie moved to Yabbie Creek, the next town over.
Allie: Oh.
*Haley enters the diner*
Haley: Hi guys.
Jodie: Did you go to Hartley?
Haley: Nah. Why?
Steve: You look familiar. I could’ve seen you during school sports.
Allie: Same here.
Haley: Oh yeah! I remember going to different schools for sport every Thursday and Hartley High was one of them.
Jodie: Thought so.
Allie: What’s your name?
Haley: Haley Sinclair. I remember a Steve Wiley, Allie Matts, Jodie Cooper and a Anita Scheppers.
Jodie: I’m Jodie Cooper. He’s Steve Wiley. *points at Steve*
Allie: And I’m Allie Matts.
*Emma strolls over*
Emma: Hey Paula. Banana milkshake, NOW!
Paula: NO! I WILL NOT BE SPOKEN TO THAT WAY!
Emma: I SAID…
*Kylie pushes Emma out the door*
Kylie: AND STAY OUT BITCH!
*everyone applauds*
Haley: I must say that was quite impressive.
*Kylie looks at Haley*
Kylie: Haley Sinclair, is that you?
Haley: Yeah.
Kylie: It’s me, Kylie Foxx from our old high school.
Haley: No way.
Kylie: I’m the real deal.
*Haley and Kylie hug*
(Later that day, John is screaming at Viv and Tammy.)
John: WHY HAVE YOU ISSUED ME A RESTRAINING ORDER?! I’M YOUR FATHER AND I WANT YOU GIRLS BACK HOME!
Viv: GET LOST!
Tammy: DHARMA!
*Greg runs in as Dharma is out*
Greg: JOHN, GET OUT OR I’LL CALL THE POLICE!
*Constable Janet Walsh and Bob Barnett happen to see John try and barge his way in the house*
Bob: OI!
*John jumps*
John: Um…
Viv: He broke the restraining order!
Janet: I see! Cuff him, Sergeant!
*Bob does so*
John: I’M WITHIN MY RIGHTS TO SEE MY DAUGHTERS!
Bob: The only thing you’ll be seeing is a jail cell! NOW MOVE!
*they take him away*
Greg: You girls okay?
Viv: Yeah.
*When Dharma and Melanie return home, Greg informs her what happened*
Dharma: Are you serious?!
Greg: YES!
*Melanie cries*
Dharma: Viv, take Melanie upstairs and change her nappy. Tam, you can help too.
*they do so*
Dharma: The nerve of that jerk coming here! I thought the restraining order would work!
Greg: Me too.
Dharma: I need a hug.
*he hugs her*

At Number 28, Pam is cleaning.
Pam: I wish the kids wouldn’t leave such a mess!
*Gaby walks in looking mad*
Gaby: MOTHER!
Pam: What?!
Gaby: CONTROL CODY!
Pam: What’s she doing?
Gaby: She is dressed like a tart!
Pam: Fine. I’ll fix it.
*Cody walks in wearing a green singlet top and mini jean shorts*
Pam: CODY WILLIS!
Cody: What?
Pam: DO NOT LEAVE THIS HOUSE!
Cody: AND WHY NOT?!
Pam: THAT EMMA GORDON IS A NASTY REBEL AND NO DAUGHTER OF MINE WILL DRESS THAT WAY!
Cody: WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME YOU DRESSED AROUND THE RETARD?!
Pam: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Cody: I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU DRESSED AROUND HIM?! OH, I BET THAT FELT GOOD!
Pam: THAT WAS MY DINNER DRESS!
Cody: Sure!
*Later, Faye arrives*
Faye: Pamela?
Pam: Yes?
Faye: Have you seen Dougie?
Pam: No.
Faye: Would you ever abduct Kierain?
Pam: NO! Why would you ask that question, Faye?!
Faye: I had a dream.
*Flashback to a dream of her holding his hand*
Faye: Come to the car, dear. *smirks*
*she opens the door*
Faye: Get in.
*he does so*
Faye: Off we go.
*she drives*
Kierain: Where are we going?
Faye: You’ll see. *smirks*
*she arrives at her house*
Faye: Are you ready to spend time with me?
*he runs. She grabs him*
Faye: No escape!
*Cut to her taping him*
Faye: Kick all you want!
*Faye drags him to the lounge later*
Faye: You’re mine forever!
*she sits on the couch*
Faye: Ready to talk yet? *removes the tape*
Kierain: Let me go!
Faye: Pam is coming for you!
*the door knocks*
Faye: Come in!
*Pam enters*
Pam: I’ve come to take you away! *grabs him*
*end flashback*
Pam: You dreamt that?
*Faye nods*
Pam: Would you ever do it?
Faye: No, I’m scared.
Pam: Me too.
(Kierain, Adam, Adora and Cringer are walking around when they see Tug.)
Adora: He’s hot.
Kierain: He’s bad news.
Adam: Why is he bad news, Kierain?
Kierain: It was him that attacked those girls.
Adora: I spoke to one of his victims earlier today. She said that his eyes were all red.
Kierain: Demonic.
Adora: Yes.
Kierain: Skeletor?
Adora: Him!
Kierain: He’s looking right at us!
Tug: Geaney?
Kierain: Yes?
Tug: I need your help. I’m being possessed.
Kierain: What can I do?
Tug: Some Skeleton guy is possessing me to attack those girls.
Kierain: Why are you telling me?
Tug: Because I really need your help.
Adora: I knew it! I knew Skeletor was behind it!
Kierain: We're not superheros. No way! *loudly to Adam Adora and Cringer* Come on, we better not be late for, uh, lunch!
*Adam realises*
Adam: It's too late. He already knows.
Kierain: Tug, you absolutely can’t tell ANYONE!
Tug: You have my word. I’ve learnt from my mistakes.
Kierain: Good. Meet us at the Latham Estate later.
Tug: Okay. *extends his hand*
*Kierain shakes it*
(Rodney is NOT happy.)
Rodney: Are you going there to have…it with LATHAM?! I thought you and Ellen were going steady?!
Tug: I’m NOT! I swear!
*Rodney calms down*
Rodney: I’m sorry. It’s just that she tried to do it with me back in the prison.
Tug: Is she a pro?
Rodney: She had a baby girl while in there!
Tug: I wonder.
Rodney: You okay?
Tug: Still feeling down.
Rodney: I’m sure you’ll be fine.
Tug: I wonder if she tried it with Geaney.
Rodney: No. From what I hear, she loves him like a son.
Tug: I see.
(Tug arrives at the estate)
Tug: Geaney?
Chrissie: OI!
*Tug jumps*
Tug: You Chrissie?
Chrissie: No s*** Einstein! What do you want?
Tug: I’m here to see Kierain.
Chrissie: The shed. *points*
*Tug goes in*
Tug: I’m here.
Kierain: Sit.
Adam: What’s the problem, Tug?
Tug: I’m being possessed to attack those girls by Skeletor. Plus, I’ve been having nightmares about someone taking me.
Adora: Taking you?
Adam: You know…abducting.
Kierain: Wait! We can't all go. Someone has to protect the princess.
Adam: You can protect Princess Diana, while we help Tug.
Tug: Sure.
*Adam, Adora and Tug head for Skeletor*
Skeletor: Well, well. If it isn’t my little attacker!
Adora: You’re sick, Skeletor!
Adam: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL......I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!
Adora: For the honour of greyskull, I AM SHE-RA!
He Man: Tug, get out of here!
*he does so*
She-Ra: YOU MONSTER!
(Meanwhile, Kierain is in the shed.)
Kierain: I hope they leave Diana alone.
*he sees four paparazzi vans outside the estate*
Kierain: Four against one is NOT fair! BY THE POWER OF OLD SCHOOL I AM NOSTALGIC!!!!!
*She-Ra senses trouble*
She-Ra: Nostalgia Man is in trouble!
*He Man throws Skeletor against the wall*
Tug: JESUS CHRIST!
He Man: Tug, you okay?
Tug: Yeah.
*they arrive to see Nostalgia Man trying to deal with four lots of 50 Paparazzi!*
She-Ra: REALLY?! *grabs a van and tosses it into a tree*
Nostalgia Man: QUICK! Get the princess!
*He Man takes Diana inside the estate, while She-Ra and Nostalgia Man continue tossing the vans*
She-Ra: TAKE THAT!
Nostalgia Man: Okay, enough of this. *holds up his sword* RETRO POWER!!!!!
*All the vans blow*
Tug: Wow!
Chrissie: What the bleedin’ hell?!
Nostalgia Man: Never mess with us!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Tug opens up to Rodney about his previous life at home
- Kierain bonds with Diana
- Haley strikes a friendship with Leanne
- Bill steals from the general store, which sees him lectured by Ailsa
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #781: You Just Keep Me Hangin’ On (Part 1)

The next morning (Wednesday), Tug is in his bedroom listening to his Kim Wilde CD on his stereo when Rodney walks in.
Rodney: Good morning mate. *smiles*
Tug: Hey. Can I invite those guys over?
Rodney: Geaney’s mob?
Tug: Yeah.
Rodney: Sure you can, mate. *smiles*
*Tug rubs his foot*
Rodney: Sore?
Tug: A bit. I think Ricki’s been laying on it again.
*Rodney laughs*
Tug: It’s not funny. *ends up laughing too*
*Meanwhile, Ellen seems angry that Tug went to the estate*
Ellen: Tug! What were you doing over there?!
Tug: I can’t say.
Ellen: Whatever. I’m off to school. *leaves*
Tug: Rodney?
Rodney: Yes mate?
*Tug looks sad*
Tug: I seriously can’t say.
Rodney: Something is bothering you. What is it?
Tug: My dad…
Rodney: What about him?
Tug: He abused me.
Rodney: SCUM!
Tug: I’m scared he’s coming back to get me.
Rodney: I won’t let him. Come here.
*they hug*
(At the youth centre, Haley is playing pool when she sees Leanne telling off a troublemaker.)
Leanne: AND STAY OUT!
*the person flees*
Haley: Not bad.
Leanne: Thanks.
Haley: I’m Haley Sinclair. You are?
Leanne: Leanne Morgan.
Haley: Nice to meet you.
Leanne: So, where are you from?
Haley: The city.
Leanne: Cool.
Haley: Wanna game?
Leanne: Sure.
*Leanne grabs a pool cue as Amy and Kellie enter*
Amy: I needed to get out of the house.
Kellie: Problems?
Amy: Lewis and Taylor are driving me mad!
Kellie: Why?
Amy: Taylor and Amelia have just started…you know. The noise is making me not sleep!
Kellie: And Lewis?
Amy: Belinda bought him a parrot and that’s been keeping me up too!
*Kellie laughs*
Amy: I miss Larni.
Kellie: Me too.
*They see Danielle Miller near the vending machine*
Kellie: Hey Danni.
Danielle: Hey girls. How are you?
Kellie: Great. My brother is planning on going to Hartley.
Danielle: Isn’t he like 26? *laughs*
Kellie: He’s 20.
Amy: I thought Kez graduated back in 1988?
Kellie: He did, but his marks were crap.
Amy: He could go to TAFE and redo his HSC.
Kellie: And I quote, “TAFE teachers do nothing but drink coffee and talk on their iPhones”.
*The girls crack up*
Danielle: That’s funny.
*her mobile goes off*
Danielle: WHAT Rivers?!
Lucy Weston: Uh, hello Danni?
*Danielle realises her mistake*
Danielle: Sorry Lucy.
Lucy: Rivers been pranking you too, huh?
Danielle: Yeah, he’s so immature.
Lucy: Too right. How’s Con?
Danielle: He’s trying to get shares in this diner place.
Lucy: I see.
(At the general store, Bill is looking at the items as Ailsa is at the register.)
Ailsa: Bill?
Bill: Yes?
Ailsa: What are you doing?
Bill: Looking.
*Ailsa turns her back*
Bill: Goodies. *steals two Milky Way chocolates and hides them into his pocket*
Ailsa: Bill?
Bill: Yes?
Ailsa: You be good now.
*As Bill goes to leave, one of the Milky Way bars fall out*
Ailsa: Bill, did you steal?
Bill: No.
Ailsa: Your pockets.
*Bill tries to run*
Ailsa: Stop right there! *empties his pockets* Bill Cunningham! I am so disappointed in you!
*Bill runs away*
Ailsa: That kid. *sighs*
*As Bill continues running, he is hit by Jennifer’s car*
Jennifer: Oh no!
Miley: Mum, check on him.
*Jennifer does so*
Bill: *sobbing* My ribs.
*Jennifer looks worried*
Jennifer: I tried to stop in time.
Miley: I know.
*Jennifer shakes*
(In Coffs Harbour, Misty is talking to Judith about her new friends from Hartley High.)
Judith: Hartley High? Is that in Sydney?
Misty: Yes.
Judith: Who are they?
Misty: Steve Wiley, Jodie Cooper, Danielle Miller, Rose Malouf and Jack Tran.
Judith: Nice.
Misty: I made a new friend when I did work experience at Just Jeans in Yabbie Creek too.
Judith: Nice. What’s their name?
Misty: Kylie Foxx.
Judith: Nice name. I miss Summer Bay. How is everyone?
Misty: There’s been weird stuff going on lately.
Judith: You don’t say. How’s the new boyfriend?
Judith: That's great.
*Misty's iPhone goes off. It's Josh*
Misty: Hey.
Josh: Hey Misty. How are you bestie?
Misty: Good. How’s the leg?
Josh: Still a bit sore, but nothing I can’t handle. How’s Demetrius?
Misty: He’s good, but he’s hogging my N64.
Josh: I’ve got a crush on this girl.
Misty: Who is she?
Josh: Jenny Chung.
Misty: Who is she again?
Josh: That girl from the catholic school I told you about.
Misty: Oh okay. Just ask her out then.
Josh: You sure?
Misty: Of course.
Josh: Okay. Thanks Misty.
Misty: No worries, Joshy. *smiles*

At Hartley High, principal June Dyson is talking to the staff.
June: We have a new student coming to Hartley.
Ronnie: Who is this person, June?
June: Kierain Geaney.
Ronnie: I hope he settles in nicely.
Southgate: Didn’t he graduate two years ago?
*Yola interjects*
Yola: So?
Southgate: So this is a high school, not a TAFE!
June: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE DISABLED, MR SOUTHGATE?!
*All teachers glare at Southgate*
Southgate: Well…no.
June: OH GET OUT!
*Southgate leaves*
Christina: Will Mr Geaney be in mainstream or the special education class?
June: Mainstream.
Yola: How do you know him?
June: I’m friends with his mother.
Ronnie: I just hope Bolton and Rivers don’t pick on him.
June: Oh that reminds me. Don’t let him get too angry.
Christina: How come?
June: Certain subjects and people really send him over the edge.
Ronnie: How do I comfort him if he’s upset?
*June explains*
Yola: What subjects?
June: Pippa Ross and that crappy Prisoner remake, Wentworth.
*Sam Robinson giggles*
June: YES?!
Sam: That show is cool!
Yola: Not according to this guy. *plays the review*
*Sam rolls her eyes*
Sam: I heard he was the reason it got canned!
*June slams her folder down*
June: ROBINSON!
Sam: I know, get out. *walks out*
(Later, Ronnie is talking to Yola.)
Yola: It’s not like June to be so soft.
Ronnie: This is a disabled kid we’re talking about here.
Yola: Can you believe I had Stassy Sumich come into my office asking me for a smoke?!
Ronnie: Drazic is a bad influence on her.
Yola: I agree.
Ronnie: That new girl Mary Pelesasa is settling in nicely. She’s hanging out with Steve Wiley’s group.
Yola: How will they react to Kierain? I mean, he was there when Nick passed away.
Ronnie: That poor kid. I can’t believe he fell off that cliff.
Yola: The thing is Danielle is still angry over that.
Ronnie: What do you suggest I do?
Yola: Watch out for any trouble.
(June is screaming at Sam and Southgate)
June: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO APPALLED!
Sam: About? *looks annoyed*
June: ABOUT KIERAIN!
Southgate: I insist that the special needs class is good for him!
*June looks furious*
June: Are you TRYING to get fired?!
Southgate: No. It’s just that when Deloraine was in charge…
June: I’M in charge now, Southgate! And Kierain Geaney will be in mainstream and THAT’S FINAL! *slams her folder down*
(The next day [Thursday], Kierain arrives in the car park.)
*Rivers cracks up*
Rivers: What kind of car is THAT?!
Stassy: It looks ugly!
*Kierain ignores them*
Drazic: He can’t even walk properly!
*Drazic mocks Kierain as other students laugh*
June: DRAZIC!!!!
*he gets scared*
Drazic: Miss Dyson, I um….
June: Yes?
*Drazic puts his hand on Kierain*
Drazic: Just mucking around. *chuckles*
June: MY OFFICE!
Steve: BUSTED, Draz!
*Drazic leaves in shame*
Lucy: What brings you to Hartley, Kierain? *smiles*
Kierain: To get my HSC
Bolton: You're too dumb, mate! In high school at 20?!
Kierain: At least my name isn't BOLTON! What kind of stupid name is that?
*Bolton gets embarrassed*
Danielle: It IS rather stupid…
*everyone laughs*
Bolton: You’ll get yours, jerk! *pushes Kierain over*
Kierain: Oh yeah? *takes Bolton's lunch causing everyone, even the teachers, to laugh*
Ronnie: That’s funny!
*(At the lockers, Rivers pushes Kierain.)*
Rivers: LOSER! HIS MARKS WERE POOR SO HE HAS TO DO HIS HSC AGAIN!
Everyone: DUMMY! *claps*
Danielle: PULL YOUR HEAD IN, F***WITS!
*As the chanting continues, Yola and June both storm over*
Yola: BREAK IT UP!
June: RIGHT! Who started this?
*everyone is silent*
June: WHO STARTED THIS?!
Jodie: He did, Miss. *points at Rivers*
Rivers: You little snitch!
June: OFFICE! *points*
*Rivers leaves*
Lucy: What a moron!
Kierain: Is he ALWAYS like that?!
Lucy: Unfortunately yes.
Kierain: Idiot!
(In English, they are discussing Wentworth as part of the topic of screenwriting.)
Sam: Okay. So, Wentworth is a remake of Prisoner. The screenwriters…
*Kierain raises his hand*
Sam: *annoyed* Geaney?
Kierain: Those "screenwriters" have no IDEA how a real jail works. I’m all for creative license, but JESUS!
*the class laughs*
Sam: That’s it, Geaney. Out!
Con: What for Miss?! Having an opinion?
Jodie: Yeah!
Sam: He is DISRUPTING THE CLASS! *slams her fists down on the table*
*Allie glares at her*
Allie: WHY?! Because he doesn’t agree with you?! That show is S***!
Sam: You can join Geaney too, Allie. Both of you can leave and report to Miss Dyson!
Rivers: Then you’ll have to kick us ALL out!
Sam: JUST SIT DOWN THE LOT OF YOU! GEANEY AND MATTS, OUTSIDE NOW!
June: ROBINSON!
Sam: Ah, Miss Dyson. Geaney and Matts have been disrupting the class! I’ve tried to get them to leave, but they are REFUSING TO LISTEN!
Kierain: Crap, Miss! We're just not allowed to have an opinion unless we like Wentworth.
Steve: Yeah!
Sam: GET…OUT!
June: That will be enough, Miss Robinson. I will see you outside. NOW!
*Sam storms out of the classroom*
Sam: Geaney was bang out of order!
June: DID I SAY SPEAK?!
Sam: But…
June: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THE STUDENTS ARE ALLOWED TO DISAGREE WITH YOU?!
Sam: *sarcastically* A thousand?
June: Oh, I have had it! I HAVE HAD IT!
Sam: Geaney is a rude little delinquent that should be locked away in the mental home!
*June is shaking with rage*
June: FIRED!
*Sam storms off*
(The bell rings and everyone goes to Media which is taught by June.)
Bolton: Where’s Mr Morris?
June: He has been sacked!
Kierain: So, what are we watching?
June: Today, we’re going to be watching Beverly Hills 90210.
Con: But Miss…
June: What’s wrong with Beverly Hills 90210?
Danielle: Nothing. It’s just that Morris had us watching the news.
June: Well, the news is boring.
*Music teacher Jill Taylor knocks on the door*
June: Yes?
Jill: May I speak to Steve Wiley please?
Rivers: Busted, Stevie baby!
Jill: YOU BE QUIET, RIVERS! *to Steve* It’s about the youth helpers thing.
Steve: Yeah?
*As Jill and Steve leave the room, June plays Beverly Hills 90210*
Lucy: I hear Brenda and Kelly have a falling out.
*Kierain is sitting there, looking shocked*
Danielle: Kez?
Kierain: What the hell, America?! You do realize there are kids watching as you have Brendan dealing dope?!
Stassy: The show is aimed at teenagers and young adults, retard!
June: Stassy! Actually, he raises a good point. Do any of your younger siblings watch this?
Kierain: Carly does.
Kierain: Sophie does. My cousin Molly does also.
June: Would you let them watch now that they depicted drugs in a good light?
Kierain: No way!
June: In our next class, we’ll be watching Step By Step.

The next day (Friday), Kierain is hanging out near the lockers.
Stassy: Look at the loner!
Ronnie: SUMICH!
Stassy: WHAT?!
Ronnie: See me for detention at lunch!
Steve: Sucked in!
*Stassy storms off*
Jill: Kierain Geaney?
Kierain: Yeah?
Jill: Do you remember me? I stayed at the Yabbie Creek Hotel last year.
Kierain: Kind of. Why?
Jill: I recognised you.
June: BOLTON! No rollerblading!
Bolton: I’M ALLOWED IF I WANT! IT’S A FREE COUNTRY AFTER ALL!
*Bolton knocks Kierain over*
June: BOLTON! GET HERE NOW!
*Jill helps Kierain up. She sees blood*
Jill: I better take you to the school nurse.
*Jill takes him to the school nurse, Ally McBeal*
Ally: Bolton being a bully AGAIN?!
Jill: It never surprises me how people can be so rude!
Ally: How are the boys, Jill?
Jill: Fighting!
(After school, Kierain is hanging out at Anita and Ryan Scheppers’ house)
Hillary: How are you, Kierain?
Kierain: I’m alright. Bolton got suspended.
Hillary: Again?! Why?
Kierain: He ran over me with those flamin’ rollerblades.
Hillary: Dear oh dear.
Anita: Kez, you coming to the Shark Pool?
Ryan: Yeah man. The pool table’s all set.
Kierain: Yeah, sure.
*(At the Shark Pool, some posers start trouble.)*
Stassy: Gimme a smoke, Mai!
Kierain: Posers! I was a real rebel back in the 80’s.
Stassy: You hear that? Geaney thinks he was a real rebel! *scoffs* Yeah right?!
*Mary Pelesasa glares at Stassy’s mob*
Mary: That girl is so rude!
Ryan: Wait! You were an 80’s kid? How come you went back?
Kierain: Crap HSC marks.
Mary: How many?
Kierain: All of them.
*Steve’s mobile goes off. It’s Josh*
Steve: Hey man.
Josh: Hey.
Steve: How are you?
Josh: Great man!
Kierain: This singer is ATROCIOUS! Excuse me. *gets on the stage* Take a seat, posers! Let a REAL musician take over
*Anita and Ryan look shocked*
Band: Don't people listen? I don't watch crap!
NO REMAKES, NO REMAKES, NO REMAKES!
Don't people listen? I don't watch crap!
NO REMAKES, NO REMAKES, NO REMAKES!
My opinion is wrong, my opinion is wrong, MY OPINION IS WRONG!!!!!
NO REMAKES, NO REMAKES, NO REMAKES
*The guy who sung earlier tosses Kierain off the stage*
Guy: NEVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN?!
*Ryan and Steve grab the guy*
Steve: HE'S BETTER THAN YOU!
*Kierain tosses a Coke at the guy before sticking two fingers up at him*
Stassy: How charming!
*everyone starts booing at the guy*
Mary: *to the guy* You suck!
(Later, Kierain shows up at the Shark Pool wearing a tray of tapes.)
Kierain: Get your copy of Show/Love Buzz. This will be rare as in 2015!
Mary: How much?
Kierain: $5.
Mary: Sold! *hands Kierain a $5 note*
Steve: Can I buy one for Josh too, mate?
Kierain: Sure. *to the crowd* Come on, come on! Only 500 were made!
*In 30 minutes, all the tapes are sold out*
Jodie: I can’t wait to play this at home.
June: What’s going on?
Jodie: Kez has sold all of his mix tapes, Miss Dyson.
June: Tapes?
*Jill shows June the tape she bought from Kierain*
June: Any left?
Steve: I’m sorry, but they’re sold out.
June: BLAST!
Jill: Sorry.
*June walks off*
Jill: I can’t wait to show this to the boys.
(That afternoon in Media class, they are discussing music.)
June: Kierain, play us that mix tape you were selling earlier.
Rivers: This should be funny.
Mary: Shut it, Rivers!
*Kierain plays his mix tape*
June: Who can tell me what he’s feeling?
Danielle: He feels angry about shows being remade.
June: Why do you say that?
Danielle: It’s obvious in the lyrics.
Stassy: That had to be the most ridiculous music I’ve ever heard. The Spice Girls sing better than him!
*June slams her folder down*
June: OUT! *to the class* What does he mean by the opening lyrics?
Steve: It means that people aren’t listening to him about not watching remakes.
Lucy: I agree.
June: You know what I think he's trying to say?
Rivers: That your his MUMMY! *rolls his eyes*
June: GET! *to the rest of the class* you know what I think he's saying?
Jodie: What?
June: It sounds like he's saying "Leave me alone! I'm my own man!" Who agrees?
*everyone raises their hands*
(After school, his classmates gather around him)
Mary: That was great.
Kierain: Thanks.
Con: Con Bordino, Manager. Have you ever thought of signing a record deal?
Kierain: Sorry. I’m not into the whole fame thing.
Lucy: Yeah. Look at Courtney Love for instance.
Steve: Kim Wilde is hot!
Jodie: Steve!
Kierain: Eww, Steve mate. Go for a better woman.
Con: Ooh, burn!
*everyone laughs*
Lucy: Kim Wilde’s a great singer, but that’s my opinion.
Kierain: I had one of her tapes back in the day.
Mary: *singing* Set me free why don’t you babe. Get out my life why don’t you babe.
Lucy: *singing* Cause you don’t really love me.
Steve: *singing* You just keep me hangin’ on!
Kierain: We’re kids in America.
Allie: Both songs are cool!
*Rivers pushes Kierain as June sees*
June: RIVERS! MY OFFICE!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Stassy gives Kierain a hard time after June expels Rivers
- Misty continues to bond with Judith
- Bill recovers in hospital, while Jennifer has a go at Ailsa
- A newcomer moves into the caravan park
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #782: You Just Keep Me Hangin’ On (Part 2)

On Saturday morning, Misty and Judith are at Coffs Harbour’s Park Beach Plaza looking at the stores.
Misty: I can’t believe it’s my last day here.
Judith: I know. This week has gone so quick, hasn’t it?
Misty: It sure has.
Judith: I’m actually glad you came to stay.
Misty: So am I.
Judith: It’s a shame it has to end though.
Misty: I can still see you next school holidays.
Judith: July?
Misty: Yes.
Judith: Sounds good.
Misty: I’m starving.
*Judith checks her watch*
Judith: It’s 10:30.
Misty: I just feel like something to eat.
Judith: Then we shall eat. *smiles*
*Misty and Judith head to the food court*
(At the Northern Districts Hospital, Bill is recovering in hospital. Jennifer is visiting.)
Jennifer: I am so sorry, Bill.
Luke: It’s not your fault, Jen.
Jennifer: I tried to stop in time.
Luke: I know.
Jennifer: I just hope he isn’t badly hurt.
Luke: Apart from both broken ribs, he’s okay.
*Ailsa walks in*
Ailsa: Hello.
Jennifer: What do YOU want?!
Ailsa: I came to see Bill.
Jennifer: Excuse us, Luke.
*Jennifer practically shoves Ailsa out the door!*
Ailsa: What do you think you’re doing pushing me like that?!
Jennifer: You have some nerve showing up here after how you treated Bill at the store!
Ailsa: He stole two Milky Way chocolates!
Jennifer: I understand, but how you dealt with the situation was wrong! You should’ve calmly spoke to him and explain that stealing was wrong!
Ailsa: Oh, and are you suggesting I go lenient on all the other shoplifters?!
Jennifer: BILL IS NOT A SHOPLIFTER! HE IS A YOUNG BOY THAT DOESN’T KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG!
*Luke is hugging a distressed Bill as Jennifer and Ailsa continue to argue*
Bill: They’re yelling.
Luke: It’s okay mate.
Ailsa: I’M SURE ALF WOULD AGREE WITH ME!
Jennifer: HE WOULDN’T AGREE WITH YOUR METHODS!
Ailsa: Can I just see Bill please?
Jennifer: N-O spells no! Now, LEAVE!
*Ailsa walks off*

At the Shark Pool, Kierain is listening to the jukebox when Stassy walks in.
Stassy: Well, well, well!
*Kierain rolls his eyes*
Kierain: What do you want?
Stassy: YOU GOT RIVERS EXPELLED YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SNITCH!
Kierain: First off, don’t you EVER come up and yell at me! And secondly, Miss Dyson happened to SEE Rivers push me over!
Stassy: You are so full of s***, Geaney! You’re always sucking up to the teachers and always trying to be in their good books! You’re a teacher’s pet!
Kierain: Grow the hell up, Stassy!
Stassy: AND WHY SHOULD I?! *shoves Kierain over*
*June happens to walk in at that very moment*
June: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, SUMICH?!
Stassy: BUTT OUT! WE’RE NOT AT SCHOOL TODAY!
June: REPORT TO MY OFFICE AT 9 O’CLOCK ON MONDAY!
*Stassy storms out of the Shark Pool*
June: Come here, love.
*June helps Kierain up before hugging him*
June: You okay?
Kierain: Yeah, I’m fine.
(That afternoon, a green Mazda 121 pulls up at the caravan park. A guy aged between 14-17 gets out of the car along with a girl with brown hair who is wearing a red bandana.)
May Maple: Here we are, Ash. Summer Bay.
Ash Ketchum: It looks real nice. It’s a shame I couldn’t bring along Pikachu.
May: We had to leave our beloved Pokemon back in our hometown.
*Pippa comes out*
Pippa: Ash Ketchum and May Maple?
Ash: That’s us. *smiles*
Pippa: I’ll take you to your caravan.
*Ash and May begin organising their caravan*
May: I can’t wait to start at a new school.
Ash: Me too. I wonder what Summer Bay High is like?
May: It better be good.
*Ash and May look at each other and smile*
(When Ailsa returns home, Alf goes over to her.)
Alf: Love, can you come here?
Ailsa: What is it now, Alf? I’ve had one hell of a day.
Alf: It’s your sister, Bridget.
Ailsa: What about her?
Alf: She wants custody of Emma.
*Ailsa looks shocked*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- As Ash and May settle in, they befriend some of the teens
- June saves Kierain from an attempted abduction
- Bridget Jackson arrives to re-establish her bond with Emma, but will Ailsa let it happen?
- Adriana defends Iris when Morag criticises her
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #783: Aneurysm (Part 1)

At the Scheppers‘ house, Ryan is hanging with Charlie.
Charlie: Did you see what Stassy did to Kierain earlier today at the Shark Pool?
Ryan: No, we weren’t there.
Charlie: She pushed him over just as Dyson was walking in!
Ryan: He alright?
Charlie: Apart from a scrape on his elbow, he’s fine.
Ryan: Mum saw Miss Brooks at Clancy’s today.
Charlie: Really?
*Hillary storms in looking furious*
Hillary: THAT SCHOOL!
Ryan: What’s wrong?
Hillary: You know that Year 12 camp you’re off to?
Ryan: Oh yeah. Canberra, here we come!
Hillary: NOT Kierain.
Ryan: What do you mean ‘not Kierain’, Mum?
Hillary: Just that! He can’t go.
Ryan: How come?
Hillary: Ronnie claims there isn’t access.
*the phone rings*
Ryan: Mum, phone.
Hillary: Yes? Oh, hello June. She did WHAT with Drazic?! Yes, I’ll be right there.
Ryan: What's up?
Hillary: Your SISTER was joyriding!
Ryan: Oh boy.
*the door knocks*
Christina: May I come in?
Hillary: Yes?
Christina: I'm here for two reasons. The main one. Is Kierain okay?
Hillary: I haven’t seen him.
Christina: I heard he had an incident with Stassy earlier on. I hope he’s okay.
Hillary: And the other reason?
Christina: The Year 12 camp to Canberra has been cancelled.
Ryan: WHY?!
Christina: If Kierain can’t go, no one can.
Charlie: But that’s not fair!
Ryan: Yeah!
Christina: I know it’s not fair, but I’m putting Kierain’s needs first.
Ryan: Mum? Can Anita and I go anyway?
Hillary: You can, but Anita is grounded!
(Meanwhile, a woman who looks like Bev is hanging around Chrissie's.)
Shaunna: I want him!
*she laughs*
Chrissie: OI!
Shaunna: Uh…Hi.
*she drives away*
Chrissie: Di?
Diana: Yes?
Chrissie: Where is he?
Diana: With that June Tyson lady.

Later that afternoon, Ash and May are having dinner at the Diner.
May: I hope we make friends soon.
Ash: This place is weird. There aren't any Pokemon.
May: We’ll just have to adjust.
Ash: At least Team Rocket can’t come.
*May’s iPhone rings*
May: Yes?
Dawn: May! I’ve been trying to call you.
May: Uh…
Dawn: Are you okay?
May: My, um…phone was dead.
Dawn: Brock was looking for Ash.
May: *lying* I haven’t seen him.
Dawn: I’ll tell him.
May: Okay. *hangs up* Oh darn!
Ash: What?
May: They’re on to us.
*A few minutes later, Ash and May are chilling with the teens*
Taylor: So, where are you from?
Ash: Pallet Town.
May: I’m from Petalburg City.
Leanne: Cool!
Ash: What’s to do here?
Viv: Apart from the beach, surf club, youth centre and the diner, nothing much.
Samuelu: Yabbie Creek is quite good, but I’d rather go to the city.
May: Are you talking about Sydney?
Samuelu: No, New York! *laughs*
Alex: Be fair, man. Ash and May are new here.
Samuelu: It’s a joke, guys.
Ash: And a funny one too. *cracks up*
*May sighs*
(At the general store, Adriana and Iris are shopping when Morag strolls in.)
Morag: Oh.
Adriana: Hi.
Morag: Are you that cripple’s mother?
Adriana: Bobby, would you take Iris outside please? *glares at Morag*
*Bobby does so*
Adriana: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, YOU IGNORANT COW?!
Morag: YOU CAN’T SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!
Adriana: I CAN AND I DID! FOR SOMEONE THAT’S A HIGH-CLASS JUDGE, YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME COMPASSION FOR THE DISABLED!
Morag: But…
*Adriana slaps her*
Adriana: GET OUT!
*Morag storms off*
Adriana: Iris?
Iris: Yes, Mummy?
Adriana: Come hug.
*she hugs her*
(At Alf and Ailsa’s, Bridget Jackson arrives with her suitcases.)
Bridget: Hello?
Ailsa: *angry* Bridget.
Bridget: Why the hostility, Ailsa?
Ailsa: Oh, try the fact you disowned me and your daughter!
Bridget: Well, I’m here to see Emma now.
Ailsa: You can get out.
*Karen returns home from the beauty salon*
Karen: Hi.
Ailsa: Hello.
Bridget: Hi, you must be a friend of Emma’s.
Karen: Her foster sister, Karen Dean. You are?
Bridget: I’m her mother, Bridget.
Ailsa: WHO WAS JUST LEAVING!
*Bridget storms off*
(In their caravan that night, Ash and May are talking about Jessie.)
Ash: She went nuts!
May: What happened after that?
Ash: She pulled a knife.
May: Scary!
Ash: Where’s the washing machine? I can’t find it.
May: Pippa will do it if you ask nicely.
Ash: I will. *smiles*
*A few minutes later, Ash returns with the clean clothes*
May: That was quick.
Ash: Sure was.
May: Now…
Ash: Yes?
*May kisses Ash, who kisses her back*
Ash: Love you, May.
May: Love you too, Ash.
*they kiss again*

At Hartley on Monday, Anita approaches Kierain.
Anita: How are you?
Kierain: Alright. What did the cops say?
Anita: They let me off with a warning.
Kierain: Bloody Draz!
Anita: Tell me about it!
*Steve and Lucy approach them*
Steve: Camp’s been cancelled!
Kierain: Why?
*everyone looks at Kierain*
Kierain: Yeah?
Mary: Because of you.
*they all leave as Anita flips them the bird*
Anita: Grubs!
(In class, it gets worse.)
Ronnie: Okay, Romeo and Juliet fall in love yet their families are bitter rivals.
Matt Logan: Geaney sucks!
Steve: Sucks more than Rivers!
Kierain: Screw you, guys! I’m going home! *leaves*
*Anita and Ryan go after him*
Anita: Wait up, Kez!
*he does so*
Ryan: Are you okay?
*Kierain is crying*
Kierain: Fine. *walks out of the school*
*Anita and Ryan return to class*
Ronnie: EVERYONE EXCEPT ANITA AND RYAN IS ON DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL! I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH DISRESPECTFUL BEHAVIOUR!
Matt: BUT HE WALKED OUT!
Ronnie: MATT, I SUGGEST YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO MISS DYSON!
*Matt shuts up*
(June finds him)
June: Love?
*he looks up*
Kierain: Everyone hates me. *sobs*
June: Come here.
*they hug*
(Meanwhile, Shaunna is talking to her friend Sue)
Shaunna: Find Kierain for me.
Sue: Why?
Shaunna: It’ll be fun.
*Their other friend, Beverly enters*
Beverly: What are we talking about?
*Shaunna explains*
Beverly: I’m in.
Sue: Why would he go with us?
Shaunna: Just think about it.
Sue: But why.
Shaunna: We look like people he knows. It'll totally confuse him!
*Sue watches him*
Sue: Come over.
*Sue approaches him*
Sue: Hi chook.
*he backs away*
Sue: It’s me, Pam.
*Beverly grabs him*
Beverly: You’re coming with us.
*June is driving home from school when she sees the women and Kierain and hits the breaks*
June: HEY!
*The women flee*
June: Are you okay, love?
*he shakes*
June: Come on. I’ll take you home.
*June hugs him tight*
(In Walford, Angie and Sharon are going out.)
Sharon: I hope we don’t run into Donna.
Angie: Yeah.
Sharon: I spoke to Kierain yesterday.
Angie: And?
Sharon: Something’s going on.
Angie: What do you mean?
Sharon: He just seemed weird.
Angie: I’ll ring him later.
*they see Donna Ludlow drunk*
Angie: Let’s go.
*they leave*
(Meanwhile, no one is home at Chrissie’s.)
June: Hello?
*no answer*
June: I guess no one’s home.
*she hugs him*
June: Do you want to come to my house?
*Kierain nods*
June: My adopted daughter will be there.
*he puts his head on her shoulder*
Kierain: It hurts.
June: Let it out, love.
*Later, he is seen walking into Walford*
Donna: TOSSER!
Kierain: F*** YOU!
*Kathy Beale grabs Donna by the ear*
Kathy: GET IN, DONNA!
*Nick Cotton pushes Kierain over*
Ali Osman: OI!
*Nick then spits in Kierain’s face before running off*
Ali: That hooligan!
*Kierain arrives at the pub to see it locked. He climbs in the window and heads upstairs. By this point, Angie returns home*
Angie: Someone’s broken in! *points at the open window*
Kathy: No, Ange. I saw Kierain go in. Doesn't he like doors then?
*Angie finds Kierain upstairs*
Angie: Nephew!
*he hugs her*
Angie: What brings you here? *smiles*
Kierain: I wanted to see you. By the way, this pub is way to easy to break into.
Angie: I told Sharon to lock the windows, but does she listen? No!
Kierain: Girls.
Angie: Donna Ludlow is a drunk!
Kierain: Yeah. *sighs*
Angie: What’s wrong?
*he explains*
Angie: Come kiss.
*he kisses her*
Angie: I love you.
*Angie puts him on the sofa*
Angie: Would you like a can of Pepsi?
*He nods. She heads to the pub*
Angie: One Pepsi for my nephew.
*Angie gives Kierain the Pepsi*
(Later, she is running the pub.)
Kathy: He alright? He doesn’t seem himself.
Angie: He’s had it with Hartley.
Kathy: What’s up?
Angie: People are giving him stick. You know, bullying. He’s thinking of leaving Hartley altogether.
Kathy: But he needs his exams.
Angie: He’s going to look at another school around here.
Kathy: Bad idea.
Angie: At the end of the day, it’s his choice. He’s 20.
*Pauline Fowler enters*
Pauline: Ang? Some kid was climbing in ya window.
Angie: That's my nephew.
Pauline: Don’t he like doors?
Angie: IT WAS LOCKED, PAULINE!
Pauline: Alright! Calm down!
Angie: Leave!
*Pauline leaves as Peggy Mitchell walks in*
Peggy: Angie.
Angie: Hello love. Come kiss.
*they kiss each other on the cheek*
Peggy: Where’s dearie?
Angie: Upstairs.
*Peggy heads upstairs to find Kierain sobbing*
Peggy: Love? *hugs him*
*he continues to sob*
Peggy: Talk to me, dearie.
Kierain: Why did I even bother?
Peggy: It’s okay. Just let it out.
*Peggy rocks Kierain*
Michelle: *from Sharon’s room* STOP WAILING! IT’S TOO LOUD!
Sharon: SHUT IT, MICHELLE!
Michelle: But he’s too loud!
*Sharon slams her bedroom door*
Sharon: HE IS REALLY UPSET! NOW HAVE SOME RESPECT!
*Michelle scowls as Angie walks in*
Angie: Where’s your cousin, Sharon?
Sharon: I dunno.
*Angie finds Kierain resting on Peggy*
Angie: Love?
*Peggy strokes him*
Peggy: He was so upset about Hartley.
Angie: I’m going to phone them!
*Angie does so*
Yola: Yola Fatoush speaking.
Angie: Are YOU in charge here?!
Yola: No, June Dyson is.
Angie: Put me through!
*Yola hangs up on her!*
Angie: That…bitch!
(Later, the family are having dinner.)
Angie: Come eat, love.
*he does*
Kierain: What is it?
Angie: Sausages.
Kierain: Who’s running the pub?
Angie: Peggy.
*she puts her arm around him*
Sharon: Would you like a drink, cousin?
Kierain: No worries.
(That night, Angie looks worried.)
Angie: I hope he’s okay.
Sharon: Yeah. He’s not himself.
Peggy: He’s not about to do something stupid, is he?
Angie: I hope not.
Sharon: Like what?
Peggy: Do something that he’ll get arrested for.
Sharon: Oh, I thought you meant…suicide.
Peggy: That too.
*Kierain is in his bedroom looking at a glass as Angie enters*
Angie: You okay love?
*Kierain smashes the glass*
Angie: DON’T!
*Angie hugs him*
Kierain: *crying* I hate everyone.
*Angie rocks him as he cries*
Kierain: Not fair.
*she calms him*
Angie: You okay now?
*Angie notices a large cut on Kierain’s arm and wraps it up*
Angie: You’ll be staying here with me for a while.
Kierain: Mum…
Angie: I’m not taking any chances. You’re staying with me.
*she kisses him*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Ash and May’s first day at Summer Bay High gets off to a great start
- Angie won’t let anyone go near Kierain
- Sahara wins her first dance competition since returning to dancing.
- Ailsa is shunned by the locals
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #784: Aneurysm (Part 2)

The next morning (Tuesday), Ash and May are starting Summer Bay High.
Blake: *angry* MOVE NEW KIDS!
May: You ignorant little…
Ash: Don’t worry, May. I’LL handle this! *grabs Blake and tosses him into the locker*
*Blake gets scared*
Lois: KETCHUM!
May: He was only defending me from that guy! *points at Blake*
Lois: I see. My office now, Dean!
Ash: THROW THE BOOK AT HIM!
*Blake sulks and goes into Lois’s office*
May: What a creep.
*Atlee goes over to them*
Atlee: You new?
Ash: Sure are.
May: What’s your name?
Atlee: Amanda Atkinson. You can call me Atlee.
May: Atlee? What a cool nickname!
Atlee: What are your names?
Ash: I’m Ash Ketchum.
May; And I’m May Maple.
*Edina walks past*
Edina: Maple syrup!
Ash: Shove it!
*Ash and May go outside to the quad and see Alex and his friends playing basketball*
Alex: Hey guys! Come join in.
Ash: Hey! You’re the guy that’s in the state rep team, aren’t you?
Alex: That’s me.
May: State rep? *looks confused*
Alex: It means I play for the state.
May: Oh cool!
*May’s iPhone goes off. It’s Dawn Berlitz*
May: Dawn?
Dawn: MAY! You’re in trouble. *puts May’s mother on*
Caroline: WHERE ARE YOU, MAY?!
May: WHAT DO YOU CARE?!
Caroline: MAX IS WORRIED!
*May hangs up*
Junior: Who was that?
May: My mother.
Ash: I’m just glad we’re making friends.
May: I agree.
(Later that morning, Adriana is teaching Year 11 Music.)
Adriana: Class?
Alex: Yes?
Adriana: It seems that we’re going to have new students from Reefton Lakes High in this class.

Chantelle: How come?
Adriana: Something about the school being flooded. Okay, I've got Melissa Moore, Deborah Baker, Curtis McGuire and Jason Auva'a.
Alex: At least it’s not Mangrove River.
Adriana: What’s wrong with Mangrove River?
Chantelle: They’re bogans.
*the door knocks*
Adriana: I think that’s them. *opens the door* Come in, guys.
*Melissa Moore, Deborah Baker, Curtis McGuire and Jason Auva’a enter*
Alex: Hey Curtis!
Curtis: Alex!
*they shake hands*
Deborah: You guys know each other?
Alex: Yeah.
Curtis: We’re on the same basketball team.
*Amy looks at Melissa*
Amy: Oh my god! You’re a Jeremy Angerson fan too?
Melissa: Yeah.
Amy: I think you and I will be great friends.
*Melissa sits next to Amy*
Jason: *to June* This seat taken?
*June blushes*
June: No.
Jason: May I sit?
June: Sure.
*Jason sits next to June*
(Meanwhile, Ash and May are talking to RLHS Year 10 student Zara Gibson.)
May: Where is Reefton Lakes?
Zara: The town after Yabbie Creek.
Ash: How come you and your fellow classmates are here?
Zara: The school flooded.
*Miss Nelson walks in*
Miss Nelson: Zara, you have to be marked off.
*Zara goes to get marked off*
Miss Nelson: Okay class. Time to mark the roll. Andrews?
Boy: Here.
Miss Nelson: Bell?
Girl: Here.
Miss Nelson: B. Dean?
Blake: Here.
Miss Nelson: K. Dean?
Karen: Here?
Ash: Just like our old high school, May.
May: Sure is.
Miss Nelson: Ketchup?
Ash: KETCHUM!
Miss Nelson: Sorry about that. Maple?
May: Here.
*Ash looks angry*
(At the general store, customers are avoiding Ailsa.)
Woman: BITCH!
Ailsa: Excuse me?
Woman: YOU HEARD! HOW DARE YOU MISTREAT A SPECIAL NEEDS PERSON?!
Woman 2: Didn’t she kidnap a wheelchair guy?
Woman: Not to my knowledge!
*Woman 2 shows her the paper*
Woman: She’s a monster!
*the women leave*
Jennifer: Let’s boycott the shop!
Woman: YES!
*Ailsa buries her head into her hands and starts to cry*
Ailsa: Bill, I’m so sorry.
*It gets worse when she returns home*
Alf: Ailsa, you need to leave.
Ailsa: WHY?!
Alf: I don’t want you in the house after I found these! *throws some photos at her*
*Ailsa leaves*
Alf: AND I WANT A DIVORCE!
(That afternoon, Ash and May are returning from school when they see Sahara outside the Fletcher’s house carrying a trophy.)
May: Hey Sahara. What’s that?
Sahara: I won it at the dance comp.
May: Congrats.
Ash: Were you nervous?
Sahara: Yeah.
Ash: Congrats again.
Sahara: Thanks.
*Ash and May head to their caravan*
Ash: That Blake guy is a moron.
May: You don’t say!
Ash: Let’s go on Facey.
May: Good idea.
*Ash and May go on their phones*
May: WOW! 200 friend requests?!
Ash: Me too.
May: Melissa, Deborah, Curtis, Jason, Zara and Nathan seem nice.
Ash: Yeah. Sophie can do better than Blake though.
May: I agree.
*Soon, Ash and May get friend requests from Josh and Steve*
Ash: Who?
May: Steve Wiley and Josh Anderson.
*Ash accepts*
May: I’ll accept them too.
*May accepts them*
Ash: Do you like our new school?
May: Yeah.
Ash: Pizza sounds good for dinner.
May: Good idea.
(At the Fletcher’s, Misty is on the phone to Kylie.)
Misty: Hey.
Kylie: Hey girlfriend. How are you?
Misty: Great. You?
Kylie: Not too good actually. I had a fight with Allie.
Misty: Why?
Kylie: Because I don’t see her that often.
Misty: So?
Kylie: So she’s angry that I don’t see her. I’m busy with school and that. I’ve tried contacting her every weekend, but there’s always an excuse!
Misty: Stuff her.
Kylie: How was Coffs?
Misty: Awesome.
Kylie: Did you see that photo Steve Wiley put up?
Misty: No?
Kylie: He didn’t wear a shirt.
Misty: Hot.
Kylie: How’s Demetrius?
Misty: He’s hot too.
*the girls laugh*
Kylie: I’ll call you tonight, Misty.
Misty: Okay. Bye, Kylie.
*they hang up*

In a shack, Ailsa is talking to Pippa R.
Pippa Ross: What brings you here?
Ailsa: You wanna kidnap?
Pippa Ross: Who?
*Ailsa shows her a photo of Kierain as she smirks*
Pippa Ross: But we’ve kidnapped him before and got caught. Why him?
Ailsa: He’s an easy target.
Pippa Ross: So?!
Ailsa: And I’ve brainwashed Mary Croft. MARY!
*Mary enters*
Mary: You called?
Ailsa: Where are we taking him?
Mary: My cottage in the Southern Tablelands.
Ailsa: And if he asks?
Mary: Silence him!
Pippa Ross: No, we’ll tell him.
Ailsa: Good idea.
*They see Kierain outside the pub. Ailsa pokes her head out the window*
Ailsa: Kierain?!
*Kierain glares at her*
Kierain: Go away!
*Mary opens the sliding door.*
Mary: Come to me.
*Kierain tries to run, but Mary grabs him*
Mary: YOU’RE COMING TO ME!
Kierain: Help! HE--
*Mary holds a cloth on Kierain*
Mary: Sleep tight.
*Ailsa opens the sliding door*
Ailsa: Bring him in, Mary!
*Mary does before Ailsa closes the door*
Ailsa: Drive!
*Pippa does so*
(A few minutes later, Kierain wakes up.)
Kierain: *muffled* Help!
Mary: It’s no use!
*Mary restrains him*
Mary: You’re here forever!
Kierain: *muffled* Let me go…NOW!
*Mary smirks*
Mary: We’re taking you to my cottage in the Southern Highlands!
*Den stands in the way*
Pippa Ross: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! *honks the horn*
*Den throws open the van!*
Den: Not my nephew, BITCH!
Mary: But…
Den: ARTHUR!
Arthur: Yes?
Den: Get him out of here.
*Arthur does so*
Den: Right! You ladies are history!
Arthur: Pauline? Mum?
*Pauline arrives*
Pauline: Yes, love?
Arthur: Get him away from here.
*Pauline comforts a distressed Kierain*
Pauline: It’s okay, sweetums.
(Den is going crazy.)
Den: How dare they mistreat my nephew?! HOW…DARE…THEY?!
Ali: Didn’t you and him fight?
Den: I care about him, Ali. I really do.
Sue: What the bleedin hell is going on?!
Den: Some ladies tried to take Kierain away!
Sue: He alright?
Den: Pauline’s with him. He’s pretty shaken.
*Angie rushes over*
Angie: Where is he?
Arthur: My place.
Angie: Thanks. *runs off*
(Angie arrives at Pauline’s.)
Angie: Kierain? Kierain?
*Lou enters*
Lou: Angie, what’s up?
*Angie explains*
Lou: Pauline?
*Pauline and a crying Kierain come downstairs*
Angie: My nephew.
*they hug*
Angie: What happened?
*he explains*
Angie: You poor, poor sweetie. *kisses him*
Kierain: Ang?
Angie: Yes?
*he points at Den*
Angie: But…but…
Den: Hello Ang.
Angie: Den!
*they hug*
Den: Why is the lad living here?
Angie: Those ignorant jerks at Hartley High gave him a hard time!
Den: I’m calling them!
*A few minutes later…
June: June Dyson?
Den: Is this the principal of Hartley High?
June: Yes? Who’s calling?
Den: GEANEY’s UNCLE!
*June gulps*
June: I’m sorry. You’ll have to call back. *hangs up*
Angie: Nice, Den.
Den: They hang up on you too?
Angie: Yeah.
Den: How ignorant of them!
(That night, they watch the news.)
V/O: This is Seven Nightly News with Roger Climpson and Ann Sanders.
Den: Him upstairs is quiet.
Angie: He’s had a bad day, Den.
Den: I think he needs a maternal figure.
Angie: And what am I?
Den: His aunty.
*Angie heads upstairs to find Kierain looking out the window*
Angie: Love? *hugs his waist*
Kierain: Yeah?
Angie: You okay?
*he nods*
Kierain: I’m sorry.
Angie: For what?
Kierain: The way I acted as a teenager.
Angie: Let it go. *smiles*
Kierain: I can’t believe Den saved me. He hates me.
Angie: No, he doesn’t. He just believed Tom’s lies.
*the family talk*
Angie: What’s going on?
Den: Nothing.
Angie: Why did you fake your death?
Den: The Firm were after me.
Angie: Sharon’s been left with burns because of that fire!
Den: I’m sorry.
Angie: You’re just lucky I still love you. *smiles*
Den: Now, what's his story? Why is he not with Betty?
Angie: Bette had to go on a worldwide tour. She’ll be back in September.
Den: How many months is that? We’re in April now.
Angie: Six months.
Den: I hope he enjoys his stay. *smiles*
Angie: But you and him fought like cat and dog last time.
Den: That was because I believed TOM!
(Later that night, Angie heads upstairs.)
Angie: Love?
Kierain: Yeah?
Angie: Would you like a bedtime story?
Kierain: No. Just some company.
*Angie sits Kierain on her lap*
Angie: You okay?
*Kierain starts to cry again*
Angie: Let it out, love. *hugs him*
Kierain: She was fat.
Angie: Go on.
*he holds her tight*
Kierain: They knocked me out.
Angie: With what?
Kierain: I dunno.
*Kierain won’t let go*
Angie: It’s all okay, love.
Kierain: Don’t go.
Angie: I won’t.
*she puts her legs up*
Angie: Good night.

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Den and Kierain patch up until he catches Den on the phone to Jan
- Mary tries again
- Angie has to calm Kierain
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #785: A Star in Your Own Life (Part 1)

On Thursday morning, Kierain is up early when he hears Den on the phone to Jan Hammond, his former mistress.
Den: I’ve missed you so much, Jan.
*Kierain is FURIOUS!*
Kierain: OH IS THAT RIGHT?!
*Den quickly hangs up the phone*
Den: Kierain, it’s not what you think…
Kierain: THE HELL IT ISN’T! THAT WAS JAN ON THE PHONE, WASN’T IT?!
*Den nods his head meekly*
Kierain: YOU DISGUST ME!
Den: All I said was that I missed her!
*Kierain thumps him one just as Angie comes downstairs*
Angie: What the bleedin hell is going on?!
Kierain: HE WAS ON THE PHONE TO JAN HAMMOND!
*Den runs away*
Kierain: COME BACK HERE!
*Angie restrains Kierain as he chases after Den*
Angie: Calm down, love.
*Kierain bursts out crying*
Kierain: I can’t believe he would do that to you after what he said about loving you.
Angie: Come here, pet.
*Angie hugs Kierain as he cries*
(Meanwhile, Mary Croft is plotting to kidnap Kierain once again)
Mary: I have everything all set!
*Later, Mary gets in her car and drives to the pub where she sees Kierain leaving*
Mary: Now!
*Mary gets out of the car and goes over to Kierain*
Voice: STOP RIGHT THERE!
*Mary turns around to find Donna Ludlow standing behind her*
Donna: YOU TRYING TO GRAB HIM?!
Mary: Um…
*Donna punches Mary in the face before alerting the police*
Policeman: Right! Mary Croft, you’re coming with us!
*The police drag Mary away as Donna checks on Kierain*
Donna: You alright, mate?
Kierain: Yeah, I’m fine. Hey, you look different.
Donna: I’ve decided to clean up my act.
Kierain: That’s good.
*Donna smiles at him*

At Summer Bay High, Ash and May are hanging out with RLHS students Zara Gibson, Curtis McGuire, Melissa Moore and Deborah Baker.
Deborah: So, where are you guys from?
Ash: Pallet Town.
May: Petalburg City.
Curtis: Interesting places.
Zara: I have the map!
Melissa: Well, yeah.
May: When do you guys return to your high school?
Deborah: Once the flooding subsides.
Ash: How’d it flood anyway?
Melissa: A burst water main in the girls room was to blame.
May: That sucks.
Curtis: It sure does. This school has a great basketball court.
Ash: Your school doesn’t?
Curtis: The hoops are so old!
*Zara laughs*
Zara: That’s funny.
Deborah: Why is that, Zara?
Zara: Because Reefton Lakes High was opened in the 1920s!
Deborah: Oh, true that. *laughs*
May: Let’s take a photo!
Ash: Good idea.
*They take a group photo on May’s iPhone*
Zara: May took a selfie in Visual Arts class. Miss Macklin thought it was cool.
Melissa: I’ve got her for Visual Arts too. She’s super cool!
Curtis: Super cool!
Deborah: I need to go to the nail salon this arvo.
Ash: Why?
Deborah: I’m going to a party tomorrow night.
May: Cool.
*the bell rings*
Melissa: Lunch is over. *sighs*
May: We’ll hang out after school if you wants.
Melissa: Cool!
*As Ash and May head to their next class, they talk about the weekend plans*
Ash: We should go out this Saturday night.
May: Where to?
Ash: I was thinking the city.
May: Sydney?
Ash: Yes. We should invite Zara and that too.
May: Cool!
*Ash and May smile at each other*
(That afternoon, Geri returns home from school to find Pippa in the living room.)
Pippa: Geri?
Geri: Yes, Pippa?
Pippa: I need to talk to you.
Geri: I’m not in trouble, am I?
Pippa: Of course not, but it’s some rather important news.
Geri: Oh?
Pippa: Geri, your sister is coming back from Hong Kong tonight.
*Geri looks shocked*
Geri: Are you sure?
Pippa: Yes. She’s on the first flight back to Australia and making a stop in Summer Bay.
*Geri still looks shocked*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Ash and May make plans to go out to the city with their friends, while Dawn Berlitz arrives in the Bay
- Kierain refuses to talk with Den and stays by Angie’s side
- Morag has a health scare
- Geri’s sister, Jessica arrives to reconnect with her
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #786: A Star in Your Own Life (Part 2)

Kierain is slamming around in the bathroom.
Sharon: Mum? Why is Kierain slamming things?
Angie: Ask your FATHER!
*Sharon goes downstairs*
Sharon: Daddy? Why is Kierain angry?
Den: *lying* Nothing, princess.
*Sharon looks angry*
Sharon: Not happy, JAN!
*Den and Kierain are awkward during breakfast*
Den: Now, don't be getting in late tonight!
Kierain: I'll be what I like! *leaves*
Den: Rude little brat! Get’s it from Tom!
*Sharon storms out*
Den: See what he’s done to my princess?!
Angie: OUT!
Den: But…
Angie: GO STAY WITH THAT HAMMOND FLOOZY!
Den: Angie, love…
Angie: GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUUUUUT!
*Den leaves*
Angie: AND DON’T COME BACK!
(Sharon is looking out for Kierain)
Sharon: Sue?
Sue: Yes?
Sharon: You haven’t seen Kierain around, have ya? He had a row with Dad and took off.
Sue: He headed towards Donna’s flat.
*Angie is worried*
Angie: I hope he’s okay.
Kathy: What’s happened?
Angie: He and Den had a huge fight and he stormed out!
Kathy: I thought he was over being rebellious.
Angie: Blame that floozy Jan Hammond!
Kathy: Oh, Den’s not at that again?!
Angie: Kierain heard him on the phone saying that he misses her!
Kathy: You want me to have a look around for him?
Angie: Sure.
*Sharon enters and shakes her head*
Sharon: Well, he wasn’t at Donna’s. I’ve looked everywhere for him.
Angie: I thought he was over this stuff.
Sharon: Me too.
*the phone rings*
Sharon: Hello?
Kierain: Hey. Is Aunt Ang around?
Sharon: MUM! KIERAIN’S ON THE PHONE!
*Angie takes the phone*
Kierain: Hello?
Angie: Where the bleedin’ hell are you?
Kierain: Peggy’s.
Angie: Come back home this instant. I want to hug you!
Kierain: No way! Not till that tosser is gone! He swore it was over!
Angie: I kicked him out.
(Kierain returns later)
Kierain: I hate him.
Angie: Kierain, to the kitchen please.
*he does so*
Angie: Why did you do rebel like that? I thought you were over it.
Kierain: Den reminds me of Thomas the Tank.
Angie: Come here, love.
*they hug*
Angie: Love you.
*Angie kisses him before picking him up*
Angie: Don’t ever do that again. You scared me and your cousin. *kisses his forehead*
Kierain: Do you remember when I was 14 and I stayed here?
Angie: Yes, I do.
Flashback - October 1984
*Den is on the phone to Jan*
Den: I love you so much. Better than Angie anyway! Anyway, what bundle of joy are we having? A boy! That’s great!
*Kierain rolls his eyes*
Den: I'll name him James.
*Kierain thunders upstairs to the flat*
Angie: Love?
Kierain: Yeah?
Angie: You look angry. What’s up?
Kierain: DEN is on the phone to JAN!
Angie: NOT AGAIN?!
*he nods*
Angie: That does it! *storms downstairs and rips the phone off the wall*
Den: OI!
Angie: GET OUT, DEN! YOU CAN LIVE WITH THAT FLOOZY!
*End flashback*
Angie: Come here, love.
*he hugs her*

That night, Pippa and Kerry are doing the dishes when the front door knocks.
Jessica Weaver: Hello?
Pippa: Yes?
Jessica: I’m Jessica Weaver. Pippa right?
Pippa: Oh yes. Come in.
*Jessica enters*
Pippa: How was the flight?
Jessica: Long.
Kerry: Where did you fly from?
Jessica: Hong Kong.
Kerry: No wonder you look tired.
*Geri comes downstairs*
Geri: Jess?
Jessica: Geraldine! Come here, sis.
*they hug*
Geri: Jet lag got you good. *laughs*
*Jessica laughs too*
Jessica: I've missed you.
Geri: Same here.
Jessica: *to Pippa* Which van am I staying in?
Geri: You stay in the caravan? Nonsense, you can have my room.
Kerry: But…
Pippa: You can stay with your sister. *smiles*
Kerry: But the other girls…
Pippa: Kellie shares with Geri. Plus, there's a bunk bed in their room.
Kerry: Oh.
*Geri and Jessica go up*
Geri: What's it like in Hong Kong?
Jessica: I love it.
Geri: When do you go back?
Jessica: Six weeks. Mum's hassling me.
Geri: Why?
Jessica: She wants RENT MONEY when I haven’t lived there for nearly four years!
Geri: Stuff that!
Jessica: Oh and she reckons that you’re going back to live with her too.
Geri: No!
Jessica: Yeah. She’s really lost the plot.
*Geri sighs*
Jessica: Are they treating you good? *referring to Pippa, Kerry and Peter*
Geri: Yeah.
(At her house, Morag is watching a Prime Local News update.)
Natalie Forrest: Good evening. Police had to be called to Reefton Lakes this afternoon after a bomb scare at the Stockland Shopping Centre.
Morag: Dear god.
*Morag goes into the kitchen when she suddenly clutches her arm*
Morag: Ah.
*Morag groans*
Morag: No…
*Morag collapses on the ground and coughs*
Morag: Help…
*Morag continues to be in pain*
Morag: My…heart.
*she loses consciousness*
(Later, Janet is returning home from the movies when she sees Morag lying on the floor)
Janet: Morag! Morag! *shakes her*
*no response*
Janet: Morag!
*Janet calls for an ambulance*
Janet: I need an ambulance right away! Quickly!
*After giving them the address, Janet tries CPR on Morag*
Janet: Come on.
*Morag doesn’t react*
Janet: Don’t die on me Morag!
*When the ambulance arrives, Janet is sobbing*
Janet: Save her please.
*the ambulance officers bring her back*
Morag: Janet…
*Janet is still crying*
Janet: I’m here.
*they take Morag to the hospital*
Janet: How long will she be in ER?
Nurse: Two or three days. She needs open heart surgery.
*Janet sighs*
Nurse: Take a seat and I’ll bring you some tea.
*A worried Janet sits down*
(The next morning [Friday], Ash and May are up at 6:30am.)
May: Morning Ash.
Ash: Morning.
*Ash’s phone goes off*
Ash: It’s Steve Wiley.
May: Well, answer it.
*Ash does*
Ash: Hey man.
Steve: Hey. Have you seen a guy in a wheelchair? Everyone's freaking out.
Ash: No, I haven’t man.
*the door knocks*
May: Who could that be at 6:30 in the morning?
*May opens the door to find Dawn Berlitz standing there*
Dawn: Hello, May.
May: Uh, Ash?
Ash: See ya, man. *hangs up his phone* Yes May?
May: Dawn’s here.
Ash: Oh hey Dawn. *smiles*
Dawn: Why did you leave?
Ash: We got sick of Team Rocket.
May: How’s Max?
Dawn: Well.
May: Are you staying?
Dawn: Yes, I’ll be in town this weekend. I’m staying at the Yabbie Creek Motor Inn.
Ash: Cool!
*As Ash and May are walking to school that morning, they talk about their plan to go out with some friends in the city*
May: Should we bring Dawn along tomorrow?
Ash: Sure.
May: I can’t wait for Zara, Melissa, Deborah, Curtis and the rest of our friends to come tomorrow.
Ash: Would we catch up with the Hartley gang too?
May: Yes.
*they enter the school and see Deborah and Melissa near the lockers*
Deborah: Ashy Boy and May Day. *waves at them*
Ash: Hey.
Melissa: Guess what guys?
May: What?
Melissa: I was able to get Jason and Nathan to come tomorrow. Leanne too.
Ash: Cool!
*Blake barges into Ash as he walks past*
May: JERK!
Blake: GET LOST!
Karen: Blake, don’t be so nasty!
*Blake storms off*
Karen: I am so sorry about my brother, Ash and May.
Ash: Forget it.
May: It’s okay.
(Period 2 - Year 12 Standard English)
*Miss Crawford is teaching the class since Miss Nelson is away*
Lois: Now, who can tell me what Dulce et Decorum Est is?
Steven: Your face.
*the class laughs*
Lois: Very funny, Matheson. Now, Dulce et Decorum Est…
Heather/Leanne: Pro patria mori!
Steven: Are you twins?
Lois: Right, Matheson! OUT!
Steven: See ya! *leaves the school*
*As Steven is walking out, a car pulls up beside him*
Steven: What do you want?
Woman: YOU!
*Steven manages to flee*
Steven: That was weird.

At the Queen Vic, Angie and Sharon are arguing over Den.
Sharon: GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
Angie: NO! HE HURT ME AND HE HAS NO RIGHT ORDERING KIERAIN AROUND! HE HASN'T CARED ABOUT HIM IN 20 YEARS!
Sharon: IT’S ALL ABOUT KIERAIN, ISN’T IT MUM?! NOTHING HOW I FEEL! IT’S ALL ABOUT HIM, HIM, HIM! WELL, I’M SICK OF IT!
Angie: OH GET OUT!
Sharon: NO! I LIVE HERE! KIERAIN SHOULD GET OUT!
*Angie goes ballistic!*
Angie: AND WHERE IS HE SUPPOSED TO GO?!
Sharon: WITH THAT TART CHRISSIE LATHAM!
Angie: YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
*Sharon goes to Den’s*
Sharon: Daddy? Mum’s being a bitch to me.
Den: How?
Sharon: *lying* She said that she loves Kierain more than me and that she wished I was dead.
Den: Sure.
*Kierain returns home*
Kierain: Hi Aunt Ang.
*Angie is crying*
Angie: Love?
*he sits with her*
Kierain: What’s wrong?
Angie: Sharon told me that I should be dead.
*he hugs her*
Angie: And that’s not all. Jan Hammond called me a filthy s***!
Kierain: Ang?
Angie: Yes?
Kierain: Do you want me to move back with Chrissie?
Angie: No! I want you here.
Kierain: But it’s my fault.
Angie: No, it isn’t.
*she kisses him so hard that her lipstick leaves a mark*
Kierain: Love you, Aunty Ang. *smiles*
Angie: Back at you, nephew.
(That night, the phone rings)
Angie: Hello?
Bette: Angie?
Angie: Yes Betty?
Bette: Where is he?
Angie: With me. Why?
Bette: June is worried.
Angie: June Dyson is a rude little wretch! Her school is corrupt!
Bette: EXPLAIN!
*Angie explains everything to Bette*
Angie: So, that’s what happened.
Bette: Where is he now?
Angie: In his room asleep.
(Meanwhile, Ailsa has bailed Mary out.)
Ailsa: You can move in with me.
Mary: I WANT HIM!
Ailsa: We can get him another time.
*Mary breaks down*
Ailsa: It’s okay love.
*Pippa R enters*
Pippa Ross: Did you get Mary bailed?
*Ailsa nods*
Pippa Ross: We need to lie low for a while. We can get Kierain in say…six weeks.
Mary: Sounds good.
Ailsa: NO! WE'RE GETTING HIM TONIGHT
Pippa Ross: I’M THE BOSS, NOT YOU!
Ailsa: No!
*Later, Ailsa is waiting*
Ailsa: Come out.
*Pippa Ross looks at her feet*
Pippa Ross: I said six weeks, but NO!
*Ailsa sees the light go out*
Ailsa: Who’s climbing up to get him?
Mary: Me!
*Mary slides a ladder against the pub*
Mary: I’m coming for you!
*As Mary climbs the ladder, the ladder starts to wobble. Pippa holds it*
Mary: That’s it, Geaney! You’re mine!
*Mary climbs up and sees Kierain sleeping with Angie*
Mary: Damn it!
Ailsa: What is it?
Mary: Call the number.
*Ailsa does, but no answer*
Ailsa: No!
Mary: We HAVE to get him!
*Mary climbs into the room*
Mary: Yes.
*Angie jolts awake*
Angie: YOU!
*Mary grabs him*
Mary: He’s mine!
*Angie grabs him as well*
Angie: NO, YOU SICK BITCH!
*Mary falls out of the window*
Angie: It’s okay, love. *hugs Kierain*
*But the next morning, Mary puts him over her shoulder*
Mary: You’re mine!
*the car pulls up*
Mary: I have him, Ailsa.
Ailsa: Shove him in!
*Mary does so*
Mary: He’s mine! *smiles*
*Ailsa and Mary drive off*
Ailsa: Kiss him!
*Mary does so*
Kierain: YOU FAT HAG!
*Mary yells at him*
Mary: NO! Where to, Ailse?
Ailsa: The abandoned warehouse!
Mary: Good.
*they pick Pippa up*
Pippa Ross: Come to me.
Ailsa: Go to her.
*They arrive at Ailsa’s*
Ailsa: Bring him in!
*Mary does*
Mary: Where shall I send him?
Ailsa: Keep him here.
*Pippa Ross brings out a map*
Ailsa: What’s with the map?
Pippa Ross: Remember you wanted a place no one could get to.
Ailsa: Oh that’s right.
*Ailsa reads the map*
Ailsa: Here’s one! The old Fort Staunton site.
Pippa Ross: Kids play there.
Ailsa: Then WHERE?!
Pippa Ross: Swan Hill.
Ailsa: Sounds good.
*Ailsa tickles him*
Ailsa: We’re going to Swan Hill.
*Mary lifts him up before walking to the car*
Mary: Off we go!
*Cut to them driving*
Ailsa: You'll love Swan Hill.
*Pippa Ross hides papers in her bag*
Mary: What are the papers?
Pippa Ross: Adoption.
Mary: Let’s adopt him!
*he squirms*
Mary: We will love you forever.
*Suddenly, one of the tyres goes flat*
Ailsa: No!
*Ailsa changes it before they arrive*
Ailsa: We’re here!
*Mary bundles him in*
Mary: You behave now!
*A brainwashed Maggie Sloan opens a room*
Maggie: Bring him in!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Will Kierain be rescued?
- Ash and May spend the day with friends in the city
- Sophie decides to dump Blake for Daryl Watson
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES