Me and My Friend in Home and Away: The Early Years

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #687 Then I Wonder Why She Sleeps With My Friends (Part 1)
*At the Fletcher house Freya arrives*
Misty: Hey no one else is here
Freya: Oh I just wanted to give you these *gives her two presents from her and Josh*
Misty: oh cool chocolates and CDs from you and Josh? thanks
*they hug*
*meanwhile Ben is hiding in the beach house shed*
Woman: Glad that bitch was arrested!
Man: Yeah what a tart!
*they laugh*
*Ben shakes*
*At the hospital Alf is in surgery*
Phillip: if he'd listened to me he wouldn't be here again!
Nurse: well he didn't!
Phillip: i KNOW!
*The nurse sighs*
*In Erinsborough Gaby catches Cody kissing Todd*
Gaby: CODY AMELIA WILLIS YOU GET IN THIS HOUSE NOW!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Everyone has a go at Cody
Alex and Peter plan the wedding
Bette has to get to work
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #688: Then I Wonder Why She Sleeps With My Friends (Part 2)

Pam is FURIOUS!
Pam: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, CODY AMELIA WILLIS?!
*Cody is crying*
Cody: MUM, IT WAS A KISS ON THE CHEEK!
Pam: NOT ACCORDING TO GABY!
Cody: I LOVE KIERAIN!
Pam: SURE YOU DO!
*Doug walks in*
Doug: What’s going on here?! I can hear you shouting from the front yard.
Pam: Wait until you hear this Doug.
Doug: Gab?
Gaby: I found my sweet little sister over here kissing TODD!
Doug: Pam?
Pam: It’s true Doug.
Cody: Oh Daddy. *sobs hysterically*
*Doug walks away*
Gaby: He’s livid with you, Cody. We ALL are!
*she too walks away*
Pam: Adam!
Adam: Yes?
Pam: Where’d you say Kierain is?
Adam: Some place called Wandin Valley.
*Pam grabs her handbag*
Adam: What’s going on, Mum?
Pam: GO ON! TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID!
*Cody tries to tell Adam, but all that comes out is a choked sob*
*Pam slams the door*
Cody: Adam…
Adam: Oh Cody.
(Pam arrives in Wandin Valley)
Pam: Where does he live?
Jo: Can I help you Miss?
Pam: Yes, I’m looking for Kierain Geaney.
Jo: Go down Thomas Street and turn right.
Pam: Thanks.
*Pam arrives at Alex’s house*
Peter: Um, yes?
Pam: Hi, is Kierain Geaney home?
Peter: You just missed him, I’m afraid. May I ask who this is?
Pam: Oh. His so-called girlfriend’s mum. Where is he?
Peter: So-called girlfriend's mum? *looks confused*
*Pam explains*
Peter: He went to Clancy’s with my sister.
Pam: Where is that?
Peter: Just head into the CBD.
Pam: Are you his teacher by the way?
Peter: No, I’m his soon to be uncle.
*Pam finds him and Donna at Clancy’s*
Pam: Chook!
Kierain: Oh hi Pam.
Pam: What brings you here?
*Kierain explains*
Pam: Oh.
*Pam looks awkward*
Donna: What?
*Pam hugs Kierain*
Pam: How are you?
Kierain: You look angry.
Pam: I don’t know how to tell you this, but…
Kierain: So spill.
Pam: Gaby caught Cody kissing Todd.
Kierain: So? I kiss you.
Pam: I mean, Cody and Todd were making out.
Kierain: WHAT!
Pam: Yes.
Kierain: Is she sure?
Pam: Yes. *shows them a photo of Cody and Todd kissing*
*Kierain scrunches the hot dogs up*
Donna: Kierain?
Kierain: Those rats!
Donna: Can he confront them, Pam?
Pam: Well, I wanted to.
Donna: You can both confront them.
*Pam looks at them*
Pam: Shall we confront them chook?
Kierain: Yes.
(they arrive at Number 28)
Pam: Here we go.
*Kierain holds her hand*
Pam: Are you okay?
Kierain: I’m livid!
*they walk in to find Cody and Todd on the lounge*
Kierain: YOU M***********S! *storms out*
Cody: Kierain, wait!
Kierain: SHOVE OFF!
*Harold restrains him*
Harold: Calm down.
*Kierain revs his car*
Pam: Chook!
*Kierain speeds off*
Pam: GET OUT TODD LANDERS NOW!
*Todd runs off*
Pam: AS FOR YOU, CODY WILLIS!
Cody: Y-yes?
Pam: HOW DARE YOU! KIERAIN IS PROBABLY ON HIS WAY TO THE BLIND SPOT ON WANDIN VALLEY ROAD! IF HE GETS INVOLVED IN A BAD ACCIDENT, I WILL BLAME YOU AND TODD!
Gaby: Accident?
Pam: The blind spot on Wandin Valley Road.
*Gaby glares at Cody*
Gaby: NICE ONE!
*Kierain's car has overheated on Wandin Valley Road*
Kierain: F***ING BRILLIANT! *kicks the tire as Cathy walks up and restrains him*
Cathy: Are you okay?
*He finally starts to cry*
Cathy: Come here. What happened?
*they hug as Kierain explains*
Cathy: Those mean jerks!
*Cathy brings him to the hospital*
Cathy: Matron?
Maggie: Yes?
*she sees Kierain*
Maggie: What happened?
*Cathy explains*
Maggie: Come here dear.
*he hugs her. Judy throws a fit*
Judy: MATRON! STOP HUGGING HIM!
*Matron gives her a stern look*
Maggie: Sister Loveday!
Judy: Um, yes?
Maggie: BEHAVIOUR!
*Alex and Peter arrive*
Alex: Where is he?
*Cathy points at Maggie’s office*
Alex: Thanks.
*Alex walks in*
*she hugs him*
Alex: I’m so sorry.
*Kierain cries*

That afternoon, Alex and Peter are planning the wedding.
Alex: When shall we have our wedding?
Peter: How about March?
Alex: Sure. What day?
Peter: A Saturday.
Alex: Sounds good.
*they kiss*
Alex: Kierain’s staying with me for a while. Bette’s off on her Queensland tour.
Peter: That’s cool.
Alex: All I can say is that Bette is LIVID with Cody. She wants to leave Erinsborough.
Peter: Has she spoken to Kierain about it yet?
Alex: Not yet. He’s still upset about Cody.
Peter: I hate her! She ditched my soon-to-be nephew! *looks angry*
Alex: Now, Peter. We have to be there for Kierain.
Peter: We sure do.
*they kiss*
(At the beach house, Ben is hiding in the shed when Paula arrives back from the diner and sees him.)
Paula: Who are you?
Ben: Um…
Paula: It’s okay. You’re not in any trouble.
*Ben shakes*
Paula: Come inside sweetheart.
*Paula takes Ben inside the house*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Ben introduces himself to Paula and tells her why he took refuge in the shed
- Bette thinks about moving to Wandin Valley and asks Kierain if it’s okay with him
- Nicole helps Lewis gain self-confidence
- Why has Alice gone to the city?
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #689 By The Time You Hear The Siren It's Already Too Late (Part 1)
*Ben and Paula talk*
Paula: so who are you?
Ben: Ben Lucini
Paula: why are you in my shed?
Ben: my wife....touched me
*Paula gasps*
Paula: you can stay with us
*they go inside*
*In the city Alice is trying to score a bed at the refuge*
Alice: But you said there was a bed
Worker: Yeah but two crisis care kids have arrived last night
Alice: OH I SEE HOW IT IS! *storms away*
*meanwhile Nicole and Lewis are talking*
Nicole: you just have to relax
Lewis: I can't
Nicole: you CAN! And i'm going to help!
Lewis: thanks!
*they hug*
*in Wandin Valley Kierain is on the phone*
Kierain: yes Mum, okay where will we stay? Matron won't like it
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Alex and Peter worry about Kierain
Bev yells at Todd and gets looked at
Jo becomes protective of Kierain
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #690: By the Time you Hear the Siren It's Already Too Late (Part 2)

Alex and Peter are going over their wedding plans.
Alex: So, it’s a Saturday wedding in March. Correct?
Peter: Yes. What about entertainment at the reception?
Alex: I was thinking of getting a DJ.
Peter: They cost a bomb.
Alex: So?
Peter: What about a band?
Alex: No band. A DJ.
Penny: *from Kierain's room* YOU PROMISED TO TAKE ME TODAY!
Kierain: I NEVER PROMISED YOU ANYTHING!
Penny: YES YOU DID! YOU LIAR!
*slapping noises and crying can be heard*
Alex: What was that?
Peter: PENELOPE EMILY RICHARDS, COME HERE!
*Penny gets scared as she comes in*
Penny: Y-yes?
Peter: IS THAT ANYWAY TO TREAT YOUR ELDERS?!
Penny: I made him cry. Big deal!
Peter: PENNY! THIS MEANS NO TV FOR A WEEK!
Penny: Don’t care! *walks away*
Alex: TWO WEEKS!
*Penny stops*
Penny: WHAT?!
Alex: ROOM!
Penny: FINE! *leaves*
(At Vicki’s, Freya and Misty are watching TV.)
Vicki: How was Mildura, Freya?
Freya: Hot.
Vicki: So, what did you and Phillip get up to? Spill the beans.
Freya: Well…we slept together.
Vicki: I knew it!
*Misty sighs*
Vicki: Misty?
Misty: I just wish Josh would visit.
*Freya looks awkward*
Freya: Misty, I don’t know how to tell you this, but…
Misty: Yes?
Freya: Josh is moving away. His Dad bought a newsagency.
*Misty looks shocked*
Misty: W-what are you talking about?
*Freya explains*
Misty: Excuse me.
*Misty leaves the house*
Vicki: I think we better go after her.
*they do so*
Freya: Misty!
Vicki: Misty!
*Misty hides behind the diner parking lot where Leanne used to smoke and starts to cry*
Vicki: Misty!
*Freya and Vicki go to the diner parking lot and run past Misty’s hiding spot*
Freya: Misty!
*they give up*
Vicki: I hope she comes back.
*Freya looks worried*
Freya: So do I.
*they head to Rhonda’s house*
Rhonda: Hey girls. Samantha’s gone to work.
Freya: Have you seen Misty?
Rhonda: I thought she was with you guys.
Freya: She found out about Josh.
Rhonda: What about Josh?
*Freya explains*
Rhonda: Oh.
Vicki: We need your help.
Rhonda: Let’s go find her.
*they leave*

In Erinsborough, Bev is having a go at Todd.
Bev: Matt, OUT
*Matt does so*
*Bev turns the TV off*
Todd: I was watching that!
*Bev is red*
Bev: How dare you!
Todd: What?!
Bev: HOW DARE YOU KISS CODY! ARE YOU TRYING TO SPITE KIERAIN?!
*Todd shakes*
Bev: WELL, ARE YOU?!
Todd: SHE WAS MINE FIRST!
*Bev grabs hold of Todd’s wrist*
Bev: WHAT did you say?!
Todd: YOU HEARD!
Bev: Right, that’s it!
*Bev grabs Todd and drags him to her room where she slaps him*
Bev: Brat!
*Bev slaps him again*
*he runs off*
(At Number 20, Meg has Melissa over.)
Meg: I heard about that PIG!
Melissa: Yeah. I’m not Cody’s best friend anymore. I can tell you that.
Meg: How did Kierain react?
Melissa: The result was explosive.
Meg: Give me the details.
Melissa: He told them that they were you-know-what’s and sped off in his car.
Meg: Let’s prank her!
Melissa: Yes, yes, YES!
*Meg dials her number*
Cody: Hello?
*Melissa makes pig noises*
*Meg cracks up*
Melissa: Dial it again!
*Meg does so*
Cody: *annoyed* Hello!
*they hang up*
Meg: Slag!
*Melissa and Meg crack up laughing*
(At the Magnolia Apartments, Lucy has Alyce Davis over.)
Alyce: Hey. What’s up?
Lucy: I hear you want to get into TAFE next year.
Alyce: Sure do.
Lucy: Which course did you want to do?
Alyce: I can’t decide.
Lucy: Well, what is your dream profession?
Alyce: Hairdresser.
Lucy: I would go to the Mask Academy. The trouble? It’s in Parramatta.
Alyce: It’s worth a try.
*Lucy smiles*
Alyce: My friend, Alison Patterson rang me last night.
Lucy: How is she?
*Alyce does a double take*
Alyce: How do you know Alison? She left the Bay before you moved here.
Lucy: I met her once on a bus.
Alyce: Ah. She’s good. She’s living in the city now.
Lucy: Cool!
Alyce: Can I turn on your TV? I want to see what’s on Prime this amazing Saturday!
Lucy: Sure.
*Alyce turns the TV on before switching the channel to Prime where a rerun of A*Mazing airs*
Alyce: Cool!
Lucy: James Sherry, what a hunk!
Alyce: I know,

At Bev‘s, she‘s turning the basement into a hideout.
*Bev puts fresh sheets on a mattress and sighs*
Bev: Time to make a phone call.
*Bev dials a number*
Pam: Hello?
Bev: Seen Kierain?
Pam: Yes. He was on his way to Mrs Mangel’s. Why?
*Bev hangs up*
Bev: Blast it!
*Bev dials Mrs Mangel’s number*
Bev: Mrs Mangel, where’s Kierain?
Mrs Mangel: Here?
Bev: Tell him to see me at once! *hangs up*
*Bev picks him up*
Bev: Come with me.
*She takes him to the basement and kisses him*
Bev: How are you?
Kierain: What are you doing?
Bev: Nothing.
Kierain: Then why are the windows boarded?
*Bev smirks before grabbing Kierain*
Bev: You’re mine!
*she hugs and kisses him*
Bev: Mine forever.
*Kierain shakes. This sends her crazy*
Bev: BRAT!
*she wraps her arms tight*
Bev: NO ESCAPING!
*she picks him up*
Bev: I won’t hurt you.
*she places him on the bed*
Bev: Are you good?
*Kierain starts to cry*
Kierain: Why Bev?
Bev: Shut it!
Kierain: But…
Bev: I SAID SHUT IT! *slaps him*
*he cries harder*
Kierain: Bev?
*she calms him*
Bev: It’s okay.
*she takes her shoes off*
Bev: You are nice.
*she strokes him*
Bev: You are going to Adelaide with me!
Kierain: Why?
Bev: YOU JUST ARE!
(At midnight, she wakes him.)
Bev: Rise and shine!
*Kierain cries as he wakes*
Bev: Come along.
*Bev takes him to her car*
Bev: We are going to Adelaide!
Kierain: No!
Bev: YES!
*Bev picks him up*
Bev: Come to your mother.
(They arrive in Adelaide and her house)
Bev: Here we are!
*he wakes and goes into Alex’s room*
Alex: Mate?
Kierain: I had a bad dream about Bev.
*Alex pats the bed*
*Kierain gets in and starts to cry*
Alex: It’s okay mate. You’re safe.
*Alex hugs Kierain*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- A devastated Misty opens up to Freya
- Rafael and Julia resume their search for Alice
- Alex and Peter continue to keep a close eye on Kierain
- Al and Sophie Simpson arrive in Summer Bay
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #691: Joust (Part 1)

That night, Misty returns to Vicki‘s flat and finds Freya in the living room.
Misty: Freya?
*Freya looks at Misty*
Freya: Oh Misty.
*Misty starts to cry as Freya hugs her*
Misty: Why is it always me for?
Freya: It’s okay girl.
Misty: First, my parents and younger brother die. Then, Josh leaves. Then, Judith moves away to Coffs Harbour. And now I find out Josh is moving to Erinsborough. It’s not fair. *sobs*
Freya: There, there. *hugs Misty tighter*
Misty: At least I have you and Vicki. *sniffs* Say, where did Vicki go?
Freya: She popped over to see the new family that are living in Irene’s old house.
Misty: Ah.
Freya: You can stay the night here.
Misty: But Kerry and Peter…
Freya: Girl, I’ll ring them right now and let them know you’re with me.
Misty: Thanks.
*Misty manages to smile*
Freya: You’re welcome.
(In Wandin Valley, Alex and Peter are talking about Kierain.)
Alex: I think we need to keep an eye on him.
Peter: Why Alex?
Alex: I’m worried that he’s going to snap soon if someone winds him up.
Peter: Like Penny?
*Alex nods*
Peter: I think you’re right.
Alex: I don’t think it. I KNOW it.
*Kierain enters*
Kierain: Aunt Alex?
Alex: Yes mate?
Kierain: Can I have a hug?
Alex: Sure.
*Alex hugs Kierain*
Peter: You okay mate?
Kierain: What Cody did really hurt.
Peter: I know. Stupid cow!
Kierain: Tell me about it.
Alex: Come kiss.
*Kierain kisses Alex on the cheek*

On New Years Eve (Sunday), Rafael and Julia are driving around town.
Julia: Darling, we have to find Alice. I can’t lose another child in three months. *looks sad*
Rafael: We will find her, Julia. I just know she’s somewhere safe.
Julia: I pray that you’re right.
*They drive to Reefton Lakes*
Julia: Where could she have gone?
Rafael: She could have gone to the city.
Julia: Don’t be silly, Rafael. She couldn’t have gotten that far.
Rafael: She had no money with her. You don’t think…
Julia: No!
Rafael: Let’s go back home and inform the police.
Julia: Good idea.
*Rafael turns the car around and they head back to Summer Bay*
(Meanwhile, Al and Sophie Simpson arrive.)
Sophie: WHY are we here?
Al: Because I want you to meet your half-sister, Bobby. Not only that, I want to blackmail Donald Fisher.
Sophie: Who’s Donald Fisher?
Al: Donald Fisher is Bobby’s biological father. I’m going to blackmail him.
Sophie: How?
*Al whispers his plan to Sophie*
Sophie: As long as I get to steal something, I’m happy.
*They enter the Bayside Diner*
Al: Bobby will be delighted to see me.
Sophie: Dad, I thought you hated her.
Al: I do, but I just want to scare her.
*Bobby enters*
Bobby: Paula, have you seen Dad?
Paula: He was on his way to see Morag. Something about enrolling Janet into school.
Al: Why hello Bobby.
*Bobby looks at Al*
Bobby: I don’t believe this! What are you doing here?!
Al: Well, aren’t you going to give your old man a hug? *opens his arms*
*Bobby looks disgusted*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Al forbids Sophie making any friends in Summer Bay
- Fisher comforts Bobby
- Bette returns home and helps Kierain get back at Todd
- Viv finds Alice in a youth refuge in the city. Will Alice open up to her best friend?
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #692 Joust (Part 2)

(It’s January 1990)

*Bobby is throwing Al out of the diner*

Bobby: go on get out!

Al: is that any way to treat your old man?

Bobby: you are NOT my father you never have been AND YOU NEVER WILL BE!

*Al walks away with Sophie*

*at Fisher’s Bobby is FURIOUS!*

Bobby: WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!!

Fisher: why is he back here?

Bobby: OH BECAUSE HE CAN NEVER LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE!

*Fisher hugs Bobby*

(At their hideout Al is lying down the law with Sophie)

Al: you are not to talk to these hicks unless it’s to con them

Sophie: yes dad

Al: good girl now cook dinner

*Sophie does so*

*Viv is in the city when she sees Alice come out of a refuge*

Viv: Alice!

*Alice walks away and disappears into the crowd*

*at Cody’s she is sitting on the lawn when Blanche storms up*

Blanche: TROLLOP!

Cody: Sorry?

Blanche: HUSSY SKANK CHEATER LIAR TRASH SCUM! *walks away*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

Blanche visits Kierain while Dorothy and Rose are now nice

The valley women boycott the charity Cricket match because they are bottom of the batting list while they also discuss Cody

Blanche snaps at Penny

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #693: You’re a Pal and a Confidante (Part 1)

Rose and Dorothy are FURIOUS at Cody when Blanche tells them.
Dorothy: You’re kidding?!
Rose: What did she do again?
Dorothy: *sarcastically* She stole his Facebook account, Rose! She cheated on him!
Blanche: The nerve of that little hussy!
Dorothy: What are we going to do?
Rose: *sarcastically* I don’t know, Dorothy. How about we smash a cheesecake in her face?
Blanche: No. We’re going to Wanda Valley.
Dorothy: And how are we supposed to get to this Wandin Valley place, Blanche?
Rose: Car?
Dorothy: Rose, may I have that Woman’s Day please?
*Rose gives it to her*
Dorothy: Thank you. *hits Rose over the head with the magazine*
(Over in the Valley, Alex and Peter are NOT amused by Penny's holiday homework.)
Alex: Penny, what is this?!
Penny: My essay. Lovely isn't it?
Alex: Read it aloud, Peter.
Peter: Cody was right to cheat on Kierain because he wouldn't give her want he wanted. He had too many problems and was constantly needy, whereas Todd was handsome and knew how to relate to Cody.
Alex: Grounded, grounded, grounded, GROUNDED!!!
Penny: Why? It’s an essay!
Peter: Don’t talk back!
Penny: Oh, did I hit a nerve with your precious Kierain aye?! Too bad! *leaves*
*the front door closes*
Alex: Oh that girl! *sighs angrily*
Kierain: You’re not gonna like this.
Peter: What is it?
*Kierain opens his bag and tips a wind chime that Penny broke out*
Alex: My mother’s wind chime?!
*he nods*
Alex: Who could do such a callous thing?! My mother gave that to me on her deathbed! *starts to cry*
Kierain: One guess.
Peter: That little brat!
*Peter hugs a sobbing Alex*

The next morning (Tuesday), Sophie is on her way to the general store when she sees Misty with Tara and Val.
Sophie: Hi.
Misty: Hey. New here?
Sophie: I sure am. Sophie Simpson. *smiles*
Misty: I’m Misty Waters and these girls here are Val and Tara.
Sophie: Tara and Val look alike. *laughs*
*Val looks annoyed*
Val: NO really!
Tara: Ease up, Val! *to Sophie* What brings you to Summer Bay, Sophie?
Sophie: *lying* I’m a runaway.
Misty: Oh okay.
Sophie: How long have you lot been in this town for?
Misty: A few months.
Tara: Me and Valerie here…
*Val gives Tara a dirty look*
Val: Since last year.
Sophie: Can I call you Val or Valerie?
Val: Val. *to Tara* I hate being called Valerie!
Tara: Sorry.
Sophie: Well, it was good talking to you girls. Catch you around I guess. *leaves*
Val: Is it me or did she stink?
Tara: Val!
Val: Well, she had an odour!
*Misty tries hard not to laugh*
Misty: True.
(In the city, Alice and Viv are outside the Opera House talking.)
Viv: Why did you run away?
*Alice sighs before opening up to Viv*
Alice: No one cared about me.
Viv: Now, that’s not true. Tell me the truth.
*Alice starts to cry*
Alice: Everyone was upset about Tiago, but no one noticed me.
Viv: I'm not following you?
Alice: Mum and Dad couldn't care less about me! They blame me for his death!
Viv: Why?
Alice: I was with him, wasn’t I?
Viv: You weren’t with him when he got bashed. You were at Jessica Brady’s house with Mel and Vicki. It’s NOT your fault.
Julia: She’s right, you know.
*Alice looks up to find Rafael and Julia standing there*
Alice: You told?! *looks angry*
Rafael: Alice, I know you’re upset about losing Tiago. We all are.
Alice: I want to leave the country! *runs off crying*
*Viv, Julia and Rafael look helpless*
Viv: Sorry. I tried.
Rafael: HOW could we have not seen what Alice was going through?! We’re bad parents.
*Julia hugs him*
Julia: No, we’re not. I’ll try and talk to her. You’re a good friend, Aviva. Alice is very lucky to have you.
Viv: Thanks.
(When Viv arrives back in Summer Bay, she talks to Freya at the store.)
Viv: Poor Alice.
Freya: What happened?
Viv: She got really upset and wants to leave.
Freya: Oh no.
Viv: She told me she wants to move to Brazil.
*Freya looks scared*
Viv: Freya, what is it?
Freya: Brazil is at war.
*A bogan lady walks in*
Lady: ‘Scuse me? Have ya got any smokes?
Freya: What kind?
Lady: Longbeach. I need a packet that lasts me long enough to drive back to Mangrove River!
*Freya gives them to her*
Freya: $15.20.
Lady: You’ve got to be bloody jokin’?! $15.20 for one lousy packet?!
*the lady runs off without paying*
Freya: HEY! Come back here!
*Taylor happens to be walking past as the lady runs. He decides to trip her over*
Lady: Ow!
*Freya catches her*
Freya: Pay!
Lady: Rack off bitch!
Freya: Fine. We’re going to the police station. *to Viv* Mind the store for me please, Viv.
Viv: Sure.
*Freya and Taylor drag the lady away*
Lady: Let me go you pigs!

In Wandin Valley, the town are planning the charity cricket match.
Cathy: I hope this year’s cricket match goes smoothly. Remember last year’s event?
Bob: Quiet please. We've decided the teams.
Molly: Do tell.
*As Bob reads the list, the women get angry*
Bernice: How sexist!
Cathy: I know right!
*the men look awkward*
Bob: But cricket is a men’s sport.
*the woman boo loudly*
Maggie: Pathetic!
*the women storm out and go to Alex’s*
Alex: Hi ladies. I thought you’d be at the cricket match.
Bernice: There is NO match.
Alex: How come?
*Molly explains*
Alex: Sexist pigs!
Maggie: How’s Kierain?
*Alex shrugs*
Kierain: PENNY, I JUST CLEANED HERE!
*slapping noises can be heard*
Alex: Not again?!
Kierain: YOU'RE SUCH A DWEEB!
*Penny looks scared*
Penny: Uh…Bye. *runs off*
*Kierain’s door slams*
Alex: He’s not been the same since Cody broke his heart.
Bernice: Perhaps you should go comfort him.
*Alex enters Kierain’s room*
Alex: Mate?
*he looks at her*
Alex: Are you okay?
*Kierain starts to cry*
Kierain: Those creeps deserve each other.
Alex: Oh, come here mate.
*As Alex hugs Kierain, the phone rings*
Alex: Someone get that?
*Peter answers it*
Peter: Hello?
Blanche: Is this Alex Fraser?
Peter: No, her fiancé. Who are you?
Blanche: Blanche Devereaux, Kierain Geaney’s aunty.
Peter: How can I help?
Blanche: Can you put Kierain on the phone please? I need to speak with him.
Peter: Kierain!
*Kierain goes over to Peter*
Kierain: Who is it?
Peter: Your Aunt Blanche. *gives Kierain the phone*
Kierain: Hello?
Blanche: Kierain honey. How are you?
Kierain: Obviously I'm a sucker getting taken in by that germ!
Blanche: Oh her. That filthy trollop!
*he sighs*
Blanche: Cheer up honey. I’m coming to visit.
Kierain: When?
Blanche: The girls and I will be arriving tonight.
*he smiles*
Kierain: I look forward to you coming. Bye Aunt Blanche. I love you.
Blanche: I love you too, honey.
(Meanwhile, the women are fuming.)
Maggie: How sexist is that?!
Cathy: Tell me about it!
Kierain: So they don't get a team. So what? It's their fault
Cathy: Oh come kiss. *points at her cheek*
*he does so*
Cathy: I love you.
Dorothy: *from outside* Ma, I cannot believe what you did at the gas station!
Sophia: Please! They had it coming!
Dorothy: Throwing a cup of tea at the service attendant because he asked if you wanted help!
*they see Kierain*
Dorothy: Hello. *opens her arms*
*they hug*
Sophia: Come here you.
*Sophia hugs Kierain*
Rose: Are you sure this is the house, Dorothy?
Dorothy: No, Rose. It’s Parliament House!
Rose: Come here Kierain.
*Kierain and Rose hug before they go in*
Blanche: My, what a lovely house.
*Penny sees them*
Penny: That old lady looks like a s**t!
*Blanche is absolutely LIVID!*
Blanche: What did you say?!
Penny: You heard me, you old prostitute!
Blanche: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU SMART-ALECK!
*Penny laughs*
Alex: PENNY!
Penny: We have an old prostitute, an old dummy, an old dragon and an old short fossil!
*Kierain shakes*
Kierain: PENNY, IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT F*** OFF! *storms out of the house*
Penny: Spastic!
*Alex slaps her*
Alex: You disrespectful bitch! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
*Penny storms off*
(At midnight, Kierain hasn’t come home.)
Alex: Blanche? Kierain isn’t home.
Blanche: Where is he?
Alex: Can you go find him?
Blanche: Will do.
*Blanche drives around town*
Blanche: Oh, Kierain. I hope you’re okay, honey.
Vicky: Miss?
Blanche: Yes?
Vicky: Are you lost?
Blanche: I’m looking for my nephew, Kierain Geaney.
Vicky: I saw him.
Blanche: Where is he?
Vicky: Mum’s.
*Blanche drives over there*
Blanche: Honey?
Shirley: Who are you?
Blanche: Kierain Geaney’s aunt. Blanche Devereaux.
Shirley: He’s fast asleep.
*Blanche picks him up*
Blanche: Honey, wake up.
*Kierain wakes. He has been crying*
Blanche: I love you honey.

The next day (Wednesday), Dorothy gives Penny a lecture.
Dorothy: Kierain has had a hard life, young lady! First, that bitch Roo Stewart set him up to being the Summer Bay Stalker and caused him to have a car accident. How would you feel if you were in that situation?
Penny: Stuff you! *storms off*
*Dorothy sighs angrily as Kierain enters*
Dorothy: Hi Kierain.
Kierain: Hi.
Dorothy: You look down. What’s wrong?
Kierain: I’m sick of being cheated.
Dorothy: Join the club. I was cheated on too.
Kierain: I heard.
Dorothy: Hug?
*they hug*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Kierain and Dorothy continue to bond
- Bobby and Janet go shopping, much to Morag’s annoyance
- Fisher’s daughter Rebecca arrives in Summer Bay for a visit
- Sophie falls for Matt
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #694: You’re a Pal and a Confidante (Part 2)

At Morag‘s house, Janet is getting ready to go shopping with Bobby.
Morag: Janet, that girl is bad news!
Janet: She’s changed.
Morag: She’ll never change. She’s an incompetent little brat that wants things her own way all the time.
Janet: She was controlled by that bitch Carly Morris!
Morag: I refrain you from using that word in this house, young lady. YOU’RE the daughter I’ve always wanted, not Bobby!
*Bobby walks in*
Bobby: Ready to go Janet?
Janet: I’ll see you later, Morag.
Morag: We’ll talk about this when we get home!
Bobby: You know what Morag? If you’re that insecure about me bonding with Janet, you’re more pathetic than I thought! *leaves*
*Morag looks appalled!*
(At the Stockland Shopping Centre in Reefton Lakes, Bobby and Janet are talking about their past lives.)
Bobby: What happened to your real parents?
Janet: My father walked out on my mother when I was a baby. And Mum died of cancer when I was 12. I’ve been in and out of foster homes since then.
Bobby: If it makes you feel better, my parents were deadbeats.
Janet: I don’t get why Morag has such a grudge against you.
Bobby: She blames me for ruining her marriage to Richard Bellingham.
Janet: That’s stupid.
Bobby: My dad is a real jerk!
Janet: Yeah, I heard he’s back in town.
Bobby: It’s a shame about that young girl, Sophie. She seems like a nice kid.
Janet: I think so too.
Bobby: At least my REAL father loves me.
Janet: Fisher?
*Bobby nods*
Bobby: Yeah. He’s very caring when he wants to be.
Janet: I know.
Bobby: So, what do you want to do now?
Janet: I want to check out HMV.
Bobby: Sure.
*Janet and Bobby walk to HMV*
(At Fisher’s house, he is reading the newspaper when he hears the front door knock.)
*Fisher get up and heads towards the front door*
Fisher: Who is it?
Rebecca: Dad, it’s me.
*Fisher opens the door to find Rebecca standing there*
Fisher: Rebecca. How lovely to see you.
*they hug*
Rebecca: Surprised to see me?
Fisher: Very surprised. I thought you’d be busy.
Rebecca: Not busy enough that I can’t spend time with my Dad. *smiles*
Fisher: What brings you into town?
Rebecca: I wanted to stay here for a week and catch up with you. Mum and Alan say hello.
Fisher: That’s good. Listen, I wanted to talk to you about something.
Rebecca: Is this about Bobby?
Fisher: Yes. I want you to meet her.
Rebecca: Dad, I’m not sure about this.
Fisher: She’s changed for the better.
Rebecca: That’s good then. When do you want me to meet her?
Fisher: Once you get settled in. There’s no rush.
Rebecca: Thanks Dad. *kisses Fisher*
*Fisher smiles*

Over in Wandin Valley, Dorothy is spending time with Kierain.
Dorothy: How are you feeling now?
Kierain: Still hurting.
Dorothy: I can’t believe that little brat! Do you have their phone numbers?
Kierain: Yes. I haven’t deleted them yet.
Dorothy: Good. I’ll just write them down.
*Dorothy writes down Cody and Todd’s mobile numbers*
Dorothy: They shall come into good use. *smirks*
*Kierain laughs*
Dorothy: Now, would you like a hug?
Kierain: Yes please.
Dorothy: Come then.
*Kierain and Dorothy hug*
Dorothy: Is that better?
*Kierain nods*
Dorothy: I love you.
Kierain: Love ya too, Dot. *smiles*
Dorothy: Oh Kierain. You’re such a kidder. *smiles back*
(That afternoon, Sophie is at the beach when she sees Matt coming out of the water with his surfboard.)
Sophie: Nice board.
*Matt looks at Sophie*
Matt: Thanks. *smiles*
Sophie: Do you surf much?
Matt: All the time.
Sophie: So, what’s your name?
Matt: Matt Wilson.
Sophie: Sophie Simpson.
*they shake hands*
Sophie: Well, aren’t you a strapping lad?
*Matt blushes*
Matt: Thanks.
Sophie: You live in Summer Bay?
Matt: Yeah, I live in a flat. I used to live in a beach house, but the previous tenant sold it to his cousin.
Sophie: I see. *smiles*
*Al sees Sophie talking to Matt and is livid!*
Al: SOPHIE!
*Sophie jumps at the sound of Al’s voice*
Sophie: I’ve got to go. It was nice meet you, Matt.
Matt: Yeah, you too.
*Sophie runs over to Al*
Sophie: Dad, it’s not what you…
*Al grabs Sophie by the arm*
Al: I thought I told you not to make any friends with these hicks!
Sophie: *lying* I was trying to get money off him. Honest.
Al: Don’t you lie to me, girlie! You’re just like Bobby!
*Al drags Sophie away.*
(When they return to their hideout, Al throws Sophie down on the floor.)
Al: I’m guessing that little weasel Donald Fisher put you up to this, did he?
Sophie: Dad, I’ve never even met him before.
*Al grabs a belt*
Al: He will pay for what he did! And that’s a promise!
*Sophie looks scared*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Rebecca meets Bobby for the first time
- Blanche, Dorothy and Rose protect Kierain from Cody
- Al hires one of his mates to kidnap Fisher
- Matt talks to Stacey about his encounter with Sophie
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode # 695 You Won't Be Sailing You'll Be Sinking (Part 1)
*In Summer Bay Rebecca and Bobby are meeting*
Rebecca: so you're Bobby?
Bobby: yes *smiles*
Rebecca: what's there to do here?
Bobby: not much the beach here at the diner or the Surf Club
Rebecca: sounds interesting *smiles*
*over in his hideout Al is talking to Boof*
Al: I want Fisher kidnapped!
Boof: Do I get paid?
Al: yes'
Boof: okay i'll do it
*Al smiles*
*At the beach Matt talks to Stacey about Sophie*
Matt: she seems withdrawn
Stacey: well she is new here
Matt: Maybe
Stacey: you're not convinced?
Matt: nah something weird is happening
*Cody is seen running from Alex's*
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Kierain stays with Shirley and Jo falls for him
Al makes his move
the men try reasoning with the women
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #696: You Won't be Sailing, You'll be Sinking (Part 2)

Shirley is talking to Frank and Jo.
Shirley: Kierain will be staying here for a few days.
Jo: How come?
Shirley: Alex had to go to Sydney.
*Frank sighs*
Shirley: Problem?!
Frank: Why here?
Shirley: Because his Aunt Blanche and her friends have gone back to Miami and everyone else is either on tour or busy!
*Gabe enters*
Gabe: Who's this Kierain chap?
*Jo explains*
Gabe: Wait a minute. Is he the same fellow that had that awful accident with the truck? *looks sad*
Jo: Remind me.
Gabe: I saw on the news that his car was driven under a truck.
Jo: When?
Gabe: 1988.
Jo: That was him.
Gabe: When is he coming?
Shirley: In 3, 2, 1...now.
*Kierain enters*
Kierain: Hello.
Gabe: Hey there. *smiles*
Kierain: Hi Jo.
*she blushes*
Jo: Hi Kierain. *giggles*
*Jo runs out*
(In their hideout, Al has got out some rope as Sophie is fixing breakfast.)
Sophie: Dad, what’s with the rope? I’m curious to know.
Al: You’ll see.
Sophie: Just tell me before I get another black eye from you.
*Al relents*
Al: I’m having Fisher brought here.
Sophie: Right. *serves Al eggs on toast*
Al: You go out for the day.
Sophie: Yes Dad.
Al: Off you go.
*Sophie leaves the house. She enters Celia’s op shop.*
Celia: Yes?
Sophie: Where are your clothes?
Celia: Over there. *points at the back*
*Sophie buys a t-shirt and shorts before putting them on and hitting the beach. After 15 minutes, she sees Matt about to enter the water*
Sophie: MATT!
*Matt walks over*
Matt: G’day Sophie. *smiles*
Sophie: How are ya?
Matt: Great thanks. You?
Sophie: I’m okay. I take it you’re going to surf again.
Matt: Sure am.
Sophie: You know, I think we could be great friends. You and I. *puts her arm around Matt, who blushes*
Matt: Me too.
Sophie: So, who are your best friends in this town?
Matt: Steven Matheson, Samuelu Luisi and Martin Dibble.
Sophie: Cool. I haven’t got a best friend yet, but I’m close to the girls that live there. *points at the Mahoney house*
Matt: That’s great.
Sophie: You enjoy your surf. *kisses Matt on the cheek*
*Matt blushes as Sophie walks off*

At Fisher‘s house, he is in the kitchen when he hears something smash.
Fisher: What on earth?
*Boof sneaks into Fisher’s bedroom and hides in the wardrobe*
*Fisher walks away*
Boof: Now.
*Boof hits Fisher over the head with a club, knocking him out cold*
Boof: Al!
*Al enters*
Al: Put him in the car!
*Boof does so*
Boof: He’ll confess for sure.
(A few hours later, Bobby and Rebecca return home from Yabbie Creek when they see the house in a mess.)
Bobby: The hell?
Rebecca: Dad?
Bobby: I think there’s been a break in.
Rebecca: Dad?
*no answer*
Rebecca: Bobs, I can’t find Dad.
*Bobby looks scared as does Rebecca*
Bobby: I’m calling the police. *dials the number*
Janet: Constable Janet Walsh here.
Bobby: There’s been a break-in.
Janet: Anything stolen?
Bobby: No, but Dad’s missing.
Janet: I think he’s been taken. I'll come over and investigate.
Bobby: Thanks. *hangs up*
(In the Valley, Frank is annoyed.)
Frank: Shirley, he’s wet the bed AGAIN!
Shirley: I said I'll fix it, Frank!
*she enters the room*
Shirley: Here love. *picks Kierain up*
*he hugs her*
Shirley: You’re not in any trouble. *looks at Kierain with sympathy*
*Kierain sighs as Shirley strokes him*
Shirley: I love you.
*Frank sighs*
Frank: How can you reward him when we wet the bed?!
Kierain: Shut it, Frank!
*Frank storms off*
Shirley: Go love. *laughs*
*she stands up*
Shirley: Would you like to spend time with Jo? Gabe’s gone to the movies.
Kierain: Oh didn’t Jo tell you?
Shirley: Tell me what?
Kierain: I saw her go with Tug.
Shirley: Tug?
Kierain: Don’t ask. All I know is that he’s bad news.
*Jo returns home*
Jo: I’m NEVER hanging with him again!
Shirley: Why?
*Jo shows Shirley and Kierain a bruise on her left arm*
Kierain: RIGHT! *leaves*
Jo: I wonder where he’s going?
Tug: *outside* Oi! Ease off!
*Jo and Shirley race outside to find Kierain grabbing Tug’s shirt*
Kierain: Woman basher!
*Tug hits Kierain in the face*
Jo: STOP IT!
*Kierain gives Tug a wedgie*
Kierain: Now run along!
*Tug leaves*
Jo: Are you all right? *examines Kierain’s nose*
Kierain: I’m fine.
Jo: I like you. *smiles*
*Kierain smiles back*
(Meanwhile, the men are still trying to convince the women to play in the match.)
Bob: Oh come play.
Cathy: No, you sexist pig!
Cookie: Please?
Maggie: NO!
*Kierain and the Summer Bay team enter*
*Kierain scrapes on the chalkboard with his fingers*
Bob: That noise!
Kierain: If you would listen to me for a moment please.
Bernice: We’re listening love.
Kierain: So it's a game you want is it? I'll give you your game.
*the men look curious*
Bob: What do you mean?
Kierain: Since you lot will NEVER agree--
Molly: The men are being sexist!
Kierain: AHHHH ATTENTION PLEASE!
*The women look at him*
Cathy: Go on.
Kierain: Since you lot will NEVER agree, let last year's grand finalists play our sport instead.
*the crowd murmur*
Bob: It's a done deal.
Cathy: Yeah.
Kierain: Geelong lost their doctor though and they want Terrence to stand in.
Cathy: Fair enough.
Terrance: NO!
*the crowd groan at him*
Terrance: No means no!
Kierain: Fine. Is Simon Bowen here?
Simon: Yes.
Kierain: They want you to fill in at Geelong.
Simon: Okay.

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- What has Al got against Fisher?
- Nicole’s friendship with Lewis continues to flourish
- Kierain and Jo have their first kiss
- Kerry and Peter are livid when they discover Emma’s dole application
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES