Laura Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I don't think it is up yet. I can't find it anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Disney's Desperate Housewives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAA Girl 08 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 ^LOL! Sunrise this morning, with Todd, Esther, Linc. Linc pretending to be a gurrelia and Esther pretending to be Mel. It was funny when Esther was like "What about Belle" when Todd shot Linc with a "dart". Loved Esther's acting! She really looked terrfied of Linclon LOL!! The video can be see on the sunrise website. I cant find it on the website? is it up yet...cause i kinda dont know what i'm looking for.. any hints? Lol I think it's on the OS aswell. Hope that helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emma_2006 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Disney's Desperate Housewives Classic!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzazzb Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ pretty self explanitory really... and this one is great... http://engrish.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Burger Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 The Buffalo Theory according to Cliff Clavin from Cheers "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Burger Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Heaven is where: the police are Britishthe chefs are Italianthe mechanics are Germanthe lovers are Frenchand it is all organized by the Swiss! Hell is where: the police are Germanthe chefs are Britishthe mechanics are Frenchthe lovers are Swissand it is all organized by the Italians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Heaven is where: the police are Britishthe chefs are Italianthe mechanics are Germanthe lovers are Frenchand it is all organized by the Swiss! Hell is where: the police are Germanthe chefs are Britishthe mechanics are Frenchthe lovers are Swissand it is all organized by the Italians! That's Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Burger Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Thanks Emma Here is another one I thought was very funny: Notice at a certain workplace: Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in the country since last Christmas, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by management. Persons staying on will receive as much **** (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of **** it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough ****, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the **** you can handle. Signed by Managment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 ^ AJ Burger, those are so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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