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CaptainHulk

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  1. Stevie had me rolling my eyes. May as well wear a T-shirt saying "Hi Mr Stalker, I'm in Summer Bay with Lyrik's Remi Carter!" *Kim Fox impression* "Do me a Fayvah!"
  2. It just seemed pointless.
  3. I put nothing past the producers but it's serve Levi right... HE'D need a doctor
  4. Oh Dear, Oh Dear... Imogen face to face with the other Woman, Mac, Who is no doubt thinking "I picked the wrong day to wear white trousers!"
  5. The only redeeming things about the 1995 Season of Neighbours were Future legends Lance and Toadie making their debuts and Anne Haddy getting to work with real-life Husband James Condon again, if only for a short time, only he wasn't a baddie this time
  6. Cheaters always have a book of about 1001 excuses to cover their arses lol.
  7. I can act crazy/mellow enough to fool Valerie ("I was merely drunk") but I risk getting murdered if I'm rumbled
  8. You're Screwed Now, Doc! Well, at gunpoint, I'd probably choose Mac over Bree (That's only after the person *refused* to shoot me lol)
  9. Palmer's always been a bit two-faced lol
  10. And oof... That's one in the Goolies for John!
  11. I remember your review ripped on the runaway horse bit
  12. These muppets don't do the research and it's quite often facepalm-worthy. "Gordon Bennett, What piffle!"
  13. You got me on Theo and Les Soeurs Matheson.
  14. ^ This town ain't healed anyone in years!
  15. In true soap fashion they'd be making confetti out of each other's clothes had they started lol John: Cut! Cut! Cut! Don't make me get the hose!
  16. Palmer on form as ever and didn't do a bad job. Alf was hilarious. Dr Liar... ugh.
  17. I could just imagine Palmer asking Alf to take part in that experiment then be asked "What part of No he didn't flamin' understand; the N or the O?"
  18. At least it wasn't an Ailsa case where she actively tried to smother Duncan but we have little info as is.
  19. Tbf Cats are nutters and will just jump outta nowhere
  20. The not mentioning characters by name thing is a bit of a pain. Also, Death Throes has to be *S***test movie ever made! Ivl've Seen "Mature Entertainment" with better production values! *cackles like Gilbert from Inbetweeners* God! Valerie...Well at least we get a glimpse into her backstory and the Matheson girls' too (echoes of the Smith kids with parents being Addicts)
  21. Seems Valerie is jonesing for a fix... hoo Lord....
  22. That journo was being a prick though and knew Tane would go for him.
  23. I'm no pro chef but it's pretty hard to stuff up Pasta lol
  24. There was a time when paranoid royalty/nobility would have servants/etc taste their food for them. If the servant dropped, they knew it was matter time before His/Her Lord/Ladyship turned their toes up, and if the food was perfectly fine, servant probably got the best meal of their life
  25. Ms Marlowe had me rolling my eyes in today's. Paul getting poisoned seemed a little too convenient... Another one for the "Oh, Brother!" files.
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