summer_bay_rules Posted April 20, 2007 Report Posted April 20, 2007 This was sent in an e-mail. 15 reasons why it's great to be a woman! Why it’s good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass wind to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
~Rosey~ Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Made me laugh. So true Thanks for posting.
Sally_Fletcher Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 HAHAHA! Brilliant... So true! Brilliant.
Roccoluver Posted April 29, 2007 Report Posted April 29, 2007 I loved this, thanks for posting it. So true lol
SfanS Posted April 29, 2007 Report Posted April 29, 2007 Loved every rule except that one: 1. We got off the Titanic first. Funnily enough, I saw that movie yesterday.
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