Line of the week! UK version

[Red Ranger 1]

Dexter, going to bed: "I am not to be woken up except in the case of the house being on fire or an impending zombie apocalypse."

As the horse and carriage appears:

Indi: "Is that Chris?"

Dexter: "Either that or we've slipped into a space/time continuum and we're back in 1893."

[H&Alover]

Zac: "I just want to talk to you.Man to ape."

Heath: "It's feeding time.Go away."

Honourable mention:

Bianca to Heath: "You're not going to see me on a surfboard any time soon and you're not going to start reading Shakespeare.Or reading, for that matter."

So now we have seen Bianca on a surfboard, does that mean we will see Heath start reading Shakespeare?

[alreetlike]

I can't remember it exactly, but John calling Winston something like a "gormless, two-faced, ham-fisted boofhead" was pretty good.

[Red Ranger 1]

Casey to Brax: "Why is it every time something bad happens to me you invite the person responsible into our home?"

Kyle: (Loudly, to let Dexter know) "Hi, Heath, how are ya?"

Heath: "Deaf, apparently."