JosieTash

LOVE all the humour in this, especially ........  “Not sure if Gypsy would like being called ‘old people’.Or me, for that matter.But go on.”  Dexter sighed.“I’m just your witless foil, aren’t I?” Rabbit patted him on the back.“At last you understand your purpose in life.” “Thanks for helping out anyway,”Miles put in as they headed towards the door. “Anything for the future mother of my child,”Dexter replied,“Or do I mean the mother of my future child?” “Actually, I don’t think you mean either.” BUT the drama ...... April’s preggy !!!!!! .....is quiet cooooooooooool too !!!

Chapter 14 – LOVED “hot & heavy” naked Rubes & Romeo ...... and ..... “No,”Dexter replied,“We’re guys.We don’t do serious.If one of our friends is having a midlife crisis a couple of decades early, our response is to get drunk, watch footie and under no circumstances discuss our feelings.”He looked at Casey, suddenly uncertain.“Did I get that right?” Chapter 15 – it’s sooo ironic and cool that Rubes is behaving with Romeo the way that Charlie is with Brax in real H&A .....and as for Amy, running from an abusive b/f maybe ???

That was beautifully surprising. Nice and unexpected that Rubes didn’t rant and badmouth Charlie !!!!! …. ….….ESPECIALLY cooooool touch that you included the line "probably would have ended up with a crazy mother, rather than a pretty cool sister" !!!!!!!

SOOOOO funny !!!!!! …..especially …… …..the WHOLE Elijah/Charlie/Watson scene; Dex “sleep walking” !!!!........... and I really wouldn’t have minded it if Heath ate Romeo !!!!!

LOOOOVE how Dex & Rabbit “bounce” off each other........ ....... and it’s coooool that Gypsy is worried about Lily [given Gypsy’s own history with boys] !!!!

COOOOOOOOL that Charlie opened up to Angelo about Amber, and that Leah lied to Matt !!!

GREAT update !!!!!!!!................ but I've got a BAD feeling bout this ..... ...............because as much as I LOVE Rubes, restraint & maturity aren’t her strong points … I can TOTALLY see her “having a go” at her dead mother at this funeral !!!

WOAH !!!!!! Wasn't hoping/expecting Charlie to die .... kinda hoping it to be Martha !!! ...... ....... especailly since Ruby doesn't know that Charlie's her mum.

There is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much to ADORE here ……. Elijah, “I had no say in the matter, I was told by the all and mightily himself that these clothes would help me out with my hard and daunting task ahead.” Elijah, “Why evil lurks all round us Watson my good woman, but don’t you worry I am here now” Watson, OH Yay I am brimming over with excitement” Watson sighs, her head is banging with pain why does she end up talking to all the weirdo’s.?” Watson, “Oh yes I have had few experiences with leather.” Elijah raises a questioning eyebrow. Elijah, “YOU KINKY BITCH” Charlie then falls against a door in hysterics of laughter at the sight of Elijah outfit. Dex ,”Well I can knock lesbian off the list last time I checked I was male. Do I like girls? errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I like some but mostly I find them annoying. Do I like both genders? Errrrrrr, maybe, no that’s just being greedy now Dexter am I gay? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I don’t know I wonder if animals have this much trouble? I know male giraffes are bisexuals.”

Ch 6 – There’s some GREAT lines here …..especailly …… “Why not?I heard him crying, I figured you wouldn’t be having sex or something while that was going on.”Rabbit sat down on the bed next to Nicole and looked at Ben.“Babies are really ugly, aren’t they?” “Turns out we’re having a slumber party,”Lucas told her. Ch 7 - Miles & Rabbit are just the best ….. “Hey, I said I’d shout you lunch.Just try and pick something that includes ingredients other than sugar. And chocolate.” Leah looked from one to the other in bemusement.“I can actually hear her, you know.” “Yes,”Miles agreed,“Sorry.Habit.” …. and sexy Xapril is cooool too !!! ….. “Maybe this is not such a good idea,”Xavier suggested, although he was still removing her school dress.

Ch 12 - LOVED Ruby’s self restraint with Romeo …… as opposed to Amy ….I have NO idea what her deal is, but it’s got to be BIG if she’s keen to marry Xave [or any guy] so quick. Ch 13 – LOVE that whole “Romeo Smith” thing with the hotel employee, and whatever I was saying bout Ruby’s restraint in previous chapter just gone thrown out the window ….. not that I mind it with descriptions like this …. She was wearing a black silk negligee that clung to her body, showing off her figure, cut short enough to show off most of her legs.

It’s sooooooooo cooooool that you’re all MUCHLY enjoying this …..... ..... and yeah, if Romeo & Heath are Terminators, Bianca can soooooooooo be a mermaid !!!! Given that April's a witch, I'm gueesing she knows her sister ALSO is No Ordinary Girl !!!

There is sooooooooooooooooooooooo much to LOVE here ……. especaiilly …..  Dex, Oh but can you be sure of that someone could of changed the welcome sign into town to say Summer Bay instead of Mystic Falls”  Indi, “It’s a leaf Heath”  Heath, “Yes it might have been abit under cooked I’m no Gordon Ramsay”  Elijah, “Oh for Christ sake, oh I am sorry again my lord for taking your name in vain, but why did you chose to trap my cape in the door? this is slightly embarrassing I would have you know.”

This is sooooooooooooooo funny and GREAT !!!!! ……..sooo many good lines & sequences especially ….. Miles, “It’s a leaf Heath” [ie that he said it a “million” times] Miles, “No Colleen I’m always awake at 3.30am.” Miles,” Not problems sleeping, just problems with batty old women at my front door while I stand here in my wonder woman pjs.” …………….. AND ……………. the WHOLE black ranger password sequence !!!!!

Really LOVE this …….. The old school clothes/dialogue, that they changed history, the scandal of Rubes & Leah showing their ankles .....…… ….....… now for me to choose if history will stay this way or not ??????

GREAT update!!! LOVE that Ruby hasn’t leant her lesson bout fortune tellers. She’s so flawed and wonderful, that Buckton girl. COOOOL that Gypsy & Lilly will be moving in with Miles & co!!!!!!

REALLY enjoy this fic!!!! ....especially ..... Chapter 10 – Ruby soooo wanting what she can’t have AND Romeo being worried that Xave has sussed them out. Chapter 11 – the continued curiosity bout Amy ....what’s the deal with this girl??? AND Romeo choosing one of Indi’s mags over Dex's !!!!!

MANY MANY thanks for ALL those GREAT comments !!!!! Sooooooooooo glad you’re enjoy this fic !!!

MANY thanks to you both for the BRILLIANT comments !!! You don’t need to have seen the movie Titanic, just maybe base something on what happened on the fateful night in real life in April 1912.

Soooooooooo funny and cute !!!!! …..especially …  I just wish there was somewhere the two of us could be alone together.”She was interrupted by an offended sounding gurgle from the pram.“Sorry, Ben, three of us.” Lucas put a consoling hand on her shoulder.“Look, when I’m a famous author and you’re a famous designer, we’ll get a big mansion with swimming pools and robot butlers and have all the alone time we want.”He checked the clock.“Provided I don’t get fired first.”  “And you are very smart.”They reached the house and went inside, to the sight of Miles and Gypsy kissing on the couch.Rabbit rolled her eyes.“You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?” The pair disentangled themselves, broad grins on their faces.“Is it my fault that gorgeous women find me irresistible?”Miles asked.Gypsy hit him on the arm.“You object to being called gorgeous?” “I object to you being called irresistible.”Gypsy smiled at Lily.“Hey, sweetie, how was your day?” Lily sat down next to her.“Okay.Rabbit nearly got a detention.” “I did not nearly get a detention!”Rabbit protested,“I had a frank exchange of views.” “With a teacher?”asked Gypsy. “With the caretaker,”Lily replied. “Ah yes, I heard about that,”Miles confirmed,“Something about you trying to convince him to cut a hedge in the shape of a rabbit?”  “See, now you’re making fun of me.People aren’t meant to make fun of me, I’m meant to make fun of them.”She sighed deeply.“It’s no fun when they answer back.”

Such a VERY memorable fic …… .......I had a feeling that Rubes would go through with it, but the journey to get there was just soooooooo gut wrenchingly intesne and realistic !!!!

REALLY enjoyed this fic !!! ...especially ..... “My sexuality or whatever?” Dexter scoffed. “I’m not gay.” “Dude you are so gay.” Heath snorted. “You do those blogs, you wear pink shirts and those short shorts and you dress in women’s clothes.” “So what? You don’t seem to own a shirt and say ‘dude’ but you’re not a Ninja turtle.”

LOVED how Nic was in fine form in this chapter ….. “Hey, my weekend has consisted of burbing and changing and feeding and rocking to sleep.And that’s just Miles.” AND Nicole swung herself round into a sitting position and patted the space next to her.“Okay, come on then, tell the old woman all about it.You have a good time?”

SOOOOOO funny !!!!! LOVE it !!!! especially ...... “VJ should sleep with us,” insisted Leah. “He’s lived with us most of his life, he knows I recite Greek recipes and Elijah pronounces religious truths in our sleep.” The VERY Darth Sidious/Emporer-esque “I knew you’d scrub up nicely, young man. All that information you now have in your memory banks about the Connors and their illicit activities will serve you well in your quest. Now head north, my young apprentice. Successful you will be.” AND My girl’s "weapon of choice” .........Ruby lifted her t-shirt and flashed her boobs at him. He was so shocked, he stepped backwards and Leah and Elijah rushed VJ into the car. ...... which has given me an idea for the next exciting chapter !!!!

LOVE this fic ……. …...almost as mush as I HATE Matt !!!! He’s SERIOUSLY is the most EVIL person EVER !!!!!