Cerise Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Type of story: Oneshot Rating: G Main Characters: Kim and Colleen Genre: Comedy Does story include spoilers: No Warnings: None. Summary: Kim and Colleen talk nonsense, basically! KIM 'N COL - THE Beginning COLLEEN Oh, look at this Kimberly! We're on air! KIM *buries head in hands* Colleen, please. This is my - our - big chance. Don't stuff it up! COLLEEN *pats Kim on the head* But, dear Kimberly, we have our own talk show! KIM Colleen, shut your face! Is that Camera on?! It better not be. *Camera Man Whispers: Your on live!* KIM Oh, dear god! Colleen, you stuffed up the whole show! Crazy old lady COLLEEN *sniffs and hold back tears* I can't help it! I'm not all professional like you! KIM If this were a good show, you'd run out the studio crying and get hit by a bus. COLLEEN Horrible nasty man KIM Batty old woman COLLEEN Lets get on with the show. I'm sorry, people, I'm used to serving people muffins and Coffee. Actually *goes red and giggly like a school girl* I serve very spunky men. *bats her eyelashes at Kim* KIM *coughs uncomfortably* Okay, lets pretend like the shows just beginning - Hi, I'm Kim Hyde and that's Colleen Smart. We have been chosen at random to present a new Comedy Talk show, that was named Kim 'n Col. This is the first episode of the first season, and we'd like to start by talking about - COLLEEN For a comedy show, your pretty boring. I can see that YOU were chosen by random. KIM Yes, I can see that too. COLLEEN So dear. What would you like to say to Auntie Colleen? KIM I'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to yourself as 'Auntie Colleen' ever again. COLLEEN I'm only trying to be nice! Whatever, I quit being the kind old lady. As a matter of fact, I'm going to turn into an all-round psychotic villain out to destroy the world and blow up the town that my relatives live. KIM I think that was the last psycho we had, Colleen. COLLEEN Whatever! I can't do anything right, can I? I can't be original. I can't be funny. KIM You are right. Especially on the second note - this show sucks! COLLEEN No it doesn't. IT HAS ME! WONDERFUL ME! KIM Right. Well, Colleen, lets discuss the name of our show... COLLEEN Isn't it wonderful, Kimberly? KIM No, it's not original enough. We need new Nicknames. How about... Cool and Batty? COLLEEN Spunky and Wisely? KIM Awesome and Cranky. COLLEEN Amazing and Incredible. KIM How about All-knowing and Clueless? COLLEEN Nu-uh! Honey and Sugar. KIM Kim and Gossipmeister COLLEEN Done! *Cameraman whispers: Sorry, Kim 'n Col is already paid for.* KIM Oh f- COLLEEN NO! ALL AGES! NO LANGUAGE. KIM Oh, sorry. *mutters horrible foul language while Colleen gapes at him in horror* COLLEEN Kimberly! Your foul Mouth! Where did you learn such disgusting sh**... KIM OH COLLEEN! I'M ASHAMED OF YOU! *Colleen sinks into chair, looking defeated. Camera man switches camera off and whispers: Maybe tomorrow you'll get more viewers.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*caitie* Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 hahahahaha!!that's really good, and funny!!keep going i love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeandawayfanforeva Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Loved it =] Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicom Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Lol. I love Colleen.l Such a crazy woman. Great fic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 LOL! That's great! They would make a great duet - Kind of like Kath & Kim (sees idea brewing ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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