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It will come as no surprise, especially to those who are not deaf to learn that Tammin Sursok's music has died like a dead duck. Stuck between a rock and a hard and a hard place, we knocked on all doors, but there was no-one home.

Now Tammin is following in the footsteps of a slightly more successful singer, one who had at least one number, Miss Priscilla White, more commonly known our Cilla, of the Black family, Black being her surname and not the colour of her skin. In fact we struggled to find anything black about Cilla and failed starting a long run of unsuccessfulness for TV Week.

Anyway back to Miss Sursuck and the rammy that thankfully we are now getting spared. Fresh off this dismal failure she has been signed up by Channel Ten to be the linchpin of their Saturday night schedule. Since she has no prior experience of this and the closest she has been to Saturday night TV is when the Home and Away omnibus used to air at 4:00pm, we can only assume that she will suck at this too and the whole thing will be a pointless relationshipm and that before you know, she will be getting bit-parts in one-off local drama series or if that fails she may have the figure to work in Melbourne's red light district, and I don't mean as one of those annoying guys that comes up and splash water all over your windscreen despite the fact that it was already shining as brightly as Miss Sursok's star was two years ago in crap Seven soapie Home and Away, who have helped launch the careers of Mitch Firth, Brendan McKensy and Graeme Squires. However in

We tried to get some back up for this story, but since we were so emphatically wrong last time and that Bec and Lleyton's baby isn't called Kim, though 2 out of 3 (letters), ain't bad, we can only assume that this is a load of ********, apart from the Miss Sursok's singing career, which is a load of ********, and that instead of eventually waiting tables in Australia, she will get an equally crap job somewhere in America.

However, Americans are famously stupid, she might just make it over there.

TV Weak ©2006

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Lol i love the article, especially the died like a dead duck bit. I think you should actually publish this, imagine the lawsuits!

*is actually giving this serious thought* :P

xx

Posted

It will come as no surprise, especially to those who are not deaf to learn that Tammin Sursok's music has died like a dead duck. Stuck between a rock and a hard and a hard place, we knocked on all doors, but there was no-one home.

Now Tammin is following in the footsteps of a slightly more successful singer, one who had at least one number, Miss Priscilla White, more commonly known our Cilla, of the Black family, Black being her surname and not the colour of her skin. In fact we struggled to find anything black about Cilla and failed starting a long run of unsuccessfulness for TV Week.

Anyway back to Miss Sursuck and the rammy that thankfully we are now getting spared. Fresh off this dismal failure she has been signed up by Channel Ten to be the linchpin of their Saturday night schedule. Since she has no prior experience of this and the closest she has been to Saturday night TV is when the Home and Away omnibus used to air at 4:00pm, we can only assume that she will suck at this too and the whole thing will be a pointless relationshipm and that before you know, she will be getting bit-parts in one-off local drama series or if that fails she may have the figure to work in Melbourne's red light district, and I don't mean as one of those annoying guys that comes up and splash water all over your windscreen despite the fact that it was already shining as brightly as Miss Sursok's star was two years ago in crap Seven soapie Home and Away, who have helped launch the careers of Mitch Firth, Brendan McKensy and Graeme Squires. However in

We tried to get some back up for this story, but since we were so emphatically wrong last time and that Bec and Lleyton's baby isn't called Kim, though 2 out of 3 (letters), ain't bad, we can only assume that this is a load of ********, apart from the Miss Sursok's singing career, which is a load of ********, and that instead of eventually waiting tables in Australia, she will get an equally crap job somewhere in America.

However, Americans are famously stupid, she might just make it over there.

TV Weak ©2006

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LOL...Sursuck!!

Australian actors/actresses don't make it as singers. Look at Bec Carwright, Holly Valance...

kind of like Aussie tv shows.

Posted

It will come as no surprise, especially to those who are not deaf to learn that Tammin Sursok's music has died like a dead duck. Stuck between a rock and a hard and a hard place, we knocked on all doors, but there was no-one home.

Now Tammin is following in the footsteps of a slightly more successful singer, one who had at least one number, Miss Priscilla White, more commonly known our Cilla, of the Black family, Black being her surname and not the colour of her skin. In fact we struggled to find anything black about Cilla and failed starting a long run of unsuccessfulness for TV Week.

Anyway back to Miss Sursuck and the rammy that thankfully we are now getting spared. Fresh off this dismal failure she has been signed up by Channel Ten to be the linchpin of their Saturday night schedule. Since she has no prior experience of this and the closest she has been to Saturday night TV is when the Home and Away omnibus used to air at 4:00pm, we can only assume that she will suck at this too and the whole thing will be a pointless relationshipm and that before you know, she will be getting bit-parts in one-off local drama series or if that fails she may have the figure to work in Melbourne's red light district, and I don't mean as one of those annoying guys that comes up and splash water all over your windscreen despite the fact that it was already shining as brightly as Miss Sursok's star was two years ago in crap Seven soapie Home and Away, who have helped launch the careers of Mitch Firth, Brendan McKensy and Graeme Squires. However in

We tried to get some back up for this story, but since we were so emphatically wrong last time and that Bec and Lleyton's baby isn't called Kim, though 2 out of 3 (letters), ain't bad, we can only assume that this is a load of ********, apart from the Miss Sursok's singing career, which is a load of ********, and that instead of eventually waiting tables in Australia, she will get an equally crap job somewhere in America.

However, Americans are famously stupid, she might just make it over there.

TV Weak ©2006

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LOL...Sursuck!!

Australian actors/actresses don't make it as singers. Look at Bec Carwright, Holly Valance...

kind of like Aussie tv shows.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Posted

Poor Dani. I seem to remeber that kylie's song, 2 I should be so lucky" was probably more popular as it was a novelty having a soap star sing. Give Dani a chance, she had to try, maybe she would have been sucvcesful, at least she won't look back and wonder what would have happened

Posted

Very clever!! :lol: Cheered me up!!

and I don't mean as one of those annoying guys that comes up and splash water all over your windscreen despite the fact that it was already shining as brightly as Miss Sursok's star was two years ago in crap Seven soapie Home and Away

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Why did Tammin leave H&A anyway? Was it just because she wanted to have a singing career? I didn't think her song was that bad anyway!

Bec and Lleyton's baby isn't called Kim, though 2 out of 3 (letters), ain't bad :P

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She should of just stayed in Home and Away. Although, at the time she was quite annoying in it, she would of had a more stable career though than becoming a popstar.

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