Bobby Forever Missed

A good start. Loved Annie's email to Romeo

Barbara is like Pippa but at school in my opinion, I know it's not real but I'd have her for a teacher any day. Not long until Alan Fisher turns up :cool:

FIRST I'm well aware Charlie isn't an Early Years character but hey it's fiction! SECOND: Tom took things too far didn't he? THIRD: WARNING VIOLENCE Home and Away Episode #50 Throw Away (Part 1) Kierain is extremely hot but there’s a man hunt for Barlow going on Celia: Oh hang on dear just HANG ON! Barbara: Watch it ceils when he wakes up he’ll vomit Celia: Charming Charlie Buckton stops Celia and Barbara she notices Kierain passed out on Celia’s lap Charlie: Are you ladies kidnapping this boy? Barbara: No and if you don’t move you’ll cause his death! Barlow idiotically leaves Sally in the basement where Kerry goes every day Kerry: What the hell you playing at Sam? Sam: KEEP OUT OF THIS WOMAN! Sam belts Kerry At hospital Kierain wakes up and vomits Celia: Easy dear Kierain vomits again as Phil comes in Phil: You ladies are heroes Tom has found out about the cliff fiasco but is more concerned about Sally! Pippa: Kierain could die! Tom: Idiot kid why’d he take Sally anyway? Pippa: TOM! YOU TOLD SALLY SHE COULDN’T COME REMEMBER?! SO IT’S YOUR FAULT! Pippa races the family back to Summer Bay Tom: He’s not coming home! Pippa ignores him At Don’s Cass and Don are arguing Cass: YOU HAD ME ADOPTED WHEN I WAS A BABY AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY! Sam Barlow has Sally in the car being chased by police he crashes NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY - Kierain has nowhere to go- Is he ready to be on his own? - Donald explains things to Cass - Ailsa takes sides against Tom WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

Kierain's second Gastro attack atop Stewart's point Celia seems clucky all of a sudden doesn't she? Home and Away Episode #49 Forgiveness (Part 2) Barbara and Sally are making a cake Barbara: It’s ready go get the boys Kierain and Alan are in the garage looking for song inspiration Alan: Nothing you? Kierain just shrugs Sally enters Sally: Miss Stewart says it’s ready Kierain Alan and Sally go to the kitchen Barbara looks at Kierain Barbara: You don’t look so good Kierain: I’m fine Alan: Mum Kierain and I are going to Stewart’s Point later Barbara: Okay but take Sal Kierain: No worries At surfers Dan and Carly are getting friendly They kiss Back at Celia’s Kierain Alan and Sally head off Celia: Just remember to take water and food Kierain picks up his bag as he does he gets pain in his stomach Kierain: Ow! Celia: What is it poppet? Kierain: Nothing, Nothing I’m fine Kierain Alan and Sally go off together Kierain: Ow! Alan: That’s the fifth time you’ve made that face Kierain: Let’s go Sam Barlow is on his mobile to a goon squad Sam: I want Sally Fletcher Kidnapped! Alan and Sally climb up the cliff Kierain tries to but his stomach starts going nuts Kierain: OW! ALAN I’M FALLING! Alan races over and pulls Kierain up the cliff Sally puts his bag under his head Alan: You right mate? Kierain screams Sally races down the cliff Alan: Sally get back here! Kierain: But Barlow's out there! You HAVE to go get her! Alan: I don’t want to leave you here alone! Kierain: Alan please go! Alan: Alright! But then I’m going back home and getting Mum and Celia! Alan climbs down the cliff Kierain: Please bring them back fast Al! At Alf’s Roo has an idea to win Kierain back she’s going to pretend to hurt herself so he can rescue her Alf has found out about her cheating with Frank Alf: Ruth! Of all the despicable things you’ve done this takes the cake! Sally is being chased by Barlow’s goons she hides in a bush and they drive past Alan climbs up the cliff to bring Kierain down Sally crashes Celia’s bible reading Celia: Sally! That was very intrusive! What did you gain may I ask? Sally takes Celia by the hand and leads her to the cliff Alan is bringing Kierain down Kierain collapses as Celia and Sally get to them Celia: Kierain! Celia carries Kierain back home Barbara gasps Barbara: Celia it’s his Gastroenteritis we need to get him to hospital NOW! Celia puts Kierain in the car Celia: There you are Poppet Barbara: Alan stay here with Sally On the way to hospital Kierain starts rambling Kierain: Alan get me off this rock and go find your mum Quick! Celia: What’s that dear? Kierain loses consciousness Celia: Barbara! Barbara speeds up Barlow breaks in to Celia’s and takes Sally while Alan sleeps A girl called Cass Gilmore shows up at Don’s and announces herself as his other daughter from Barbara! NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY - Barlow has kidnapped Sally - Tom holds Kierain responsible - Barlow is chased by police- will Sal survive? - And Cass makes waves! WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

Home and Away Episode #48 Forgiveness (Part 1) Celia has invited Kierain for dinner Kierain has accepted Barbara is proud of Celia Celia: I’m sorry I doubted your judgement Barbara: That’s okay Celia: Are you okay dear? Celia notices Kierain looks run down Kierain: Yeah I’m fine Kierain is at school still rundown Pat Benatar (one of Kierain’s favourite artists) talks to the class Pat: I just wanted to end by saying how much I’ve enjoyed my time in Summer Bay The class cheers Roo tries to talk to Kierain after class Roo: Can we give it another go? Kierain: Hell no! I’m with Bobby now! Kierain goes off with Bobby Roo smashes her fist into a locker door Roo: Great! Kierain and Bobby are on their way back from the movies however his car has broken down Kierain: Stupid radiator! Luckily Marilyn Chambers turns up and gives them a lift Tom and Pippa have taken the gang (Bar Kierain and Sally who are sent to Barbara) to Surfers Paradise for the weekend Sam Barlow watches them from afar NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY - What’s Barlow’s game? - A trip to Stewarts point almost ends in tragedy - Roo hatches a scheme to win Kierain - A new arrival causes sparks between Barbara and Donald WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

Home and Away Episode #47 The Kids Aren’t Alright (Part 2) Tom is at work Sam Barlow is laughing about Kierain’s intestine rupture Tom: You want to run that past me again? Barlow: Yeah I told them I’ll tell you Fletcher any kid who eats a--- Tom punches Barlow At school Barbara finds Kierain cowering behind some lockers Barbara: What are you doing mate? Kierain: Create a diversion I have to go to the bathroom! Kierain points at Judith who wants his blood after the business with Alison Barbara: I’ll be back Barbara returns with Alan who escorts Kierain to the bathroom At the roadwork sight Tom and Barlow are rolling around on the grass hitting each other Tom: I quit! Tom walks off Foley’s widow barges into Fisher’s office Mrs Foley: YOU KILLED MY ANDREW! YOU AND YOUR OUTING! Donald: No I---- Mrs Foley: I’M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES! She exits Kierain seems a bit down as class ends Barbara sits beside him Barbara: Problems? Kierain: I have chronic Gastro ever since the bone Barbara grabs a tissue as Kierain breaks down Barbara: If it flares up again during or near school tell me and I’ll have you straight to hospital Kierain: Thank you Celia feels bad about putting Kierain down so goes to see him NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY - After all her patronising Celia takes Kierain under her wing - Bobby and Kierain date but end up stuck when his car breaks down - Roo wants Kierain back but does he want her? - And 80s rock/pop sensation Pat Benatar visits Summer Bay WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

What does everyone think of Barbara's relationship with Kierain? Home and Away Episode # 46 The Kids Aren’t Alright (part 1) Barbara Mr Fisher Alison and a man from the Education Dept are in Mr Fisher’s office Barbara is telling them what happened when Kierain staggered towards her after the fish bone incident Barbara: He collapsed in my arms pretty much dead Man: What was the cause of his distress? Barbara: Gastroenteritis as a result of a fish bone rupturing his intestine Man: Did he say how the fish bone got from his stomach to the intestine? Barbara: Only after he was brought round by hospital staff Man: And how did he say it happened? Barbara: He said Miss Patterson hit him in the area where his Appendix was Man: Was, Miss Stewart? Barbara: He had that taken out in January Man: And you believe his story Miss Stewart? Barbara: Kierain is the most honest Kind and gentle boy I know he wouldn’t lie about something like that Man: Thank you Miss Stewart you may sit down Mr Foley has taken the year 12s surfing but he isn’t well Foley: I’m okay Morris Carly: Okay sir Carly goes back into the surf with Matt At school Alison is having her say on the matter Alison: Okay I admit I hit him but how was I to know that would happen? Man: Didn’t you look back? Alison: No but--- Man: So you wanted him to suffer? Alison: No! Man: Is it or is it not true you had been picking on him all day? Alison: It was only a joke! Man: Thank you miss you may sit down At the beach Foley collapses Matt: Carly call an ambulance! Carly runs to a payphone At the school Barbara talks to Kierain outside Fisher’s office Barbara: I’m here to support you okay? Kierain looks scared Barbara: You’re doing the right thing Barbara and Kierain enter Man: Now son what happened after school on August 1st? Kierain looks scared Barbara gives him a nod of encouragement Kierain: I was on my way home when Alison hit me in the area where my Appendix was before the events of January this year Man: And what happened then? Kierain: Well then my side started to hurt and I started vomiting Man: What was the pain on a scale of 1 to 10? Kierain: 10 easily Man: Did you get assistance straight away? Kierain: No it got so bad that I lost consciousness Man: And then what happened? Kierain: Then I woke up and crawled back to Miss Stewart Man: Do you co-overate Miss Stewart’s version of events? Kierain: Yes sir I do Man: Thank you son that will be all Barbara looks at Don he nods Barbara: Come with me mate Kierain and Barbara exit Foley is lying dead in the hospital he suffered a massive heart attack and died instantly Alf and Ailsa are talking in Ailsa’s store Alf gets down on one knee Alf: Ails will you marry me? Ailsa: Oh Alf Yes! They kiss At school Alison Kierain and Barbara are called back into the office Man: After weighing up everyone’s testimony I have no choice Alison is expelled from this school I’ve already got you in at Yabbie Creek High NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY - Kierain’s Bully problem is over but what’s got him so scared? - Foley’s family blame Fisher for his death - Tom’s had a gutful of Sam Barlow - And Kierain confides to Barbara about his new condition WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

i'd like to take a minute to say I'm the character of Kierain

I will now have promos at the end of each chapter just like in the show enjoy! Home and Away Episode # 45 Fine and Dandy (part 2) Brett is taken to hospital Kierain continues to go home Kierain: Nice driving idiot! Barbara is at home watching Kierain’s clip and also reading the lyrics Barbara: Wow I never knew he had so much talent Celia enters Celia: Oh a rock musician he probably won’t live past 20 Barbara: I won’t hear another word against him! Celia: I was only offering an observation Barbara: Then keep it to yourself! Celia looks hurt then exits Kierain is at home his scar from the fish bone removal is still stinging him Kierain: Damn that hurts! Pippa and Tom have gone to dinner Kierain is at home watching a tape of the 1975 Australian Football League grand final Sandra Barlow has come looking for Steven Kierain: Sorry Steven’s out with Sally Sandra: Oh when will he be back? Kierain: Dunno Sandra: Okay I’ll come back later Sandra exits Kierain sits back down Barbara is marking Alison’s homework she’s written about Tommy Carroll (A surfer) Barbara: I specifically said it had to be about something that happened to you! Barbara gives her an F Alan is out with Matt Wilson Matt: What’s with your mum? Alan: What do you mean? Matt: She’s become all clucky towards Kierain Alan: She’s just looking out for him someone has to Matt: Why? He gives as good as he gets Alan: Yeah but Alison is 1000 times better at sarcasm Matt: Yeah Barbara has gone to see Kierain he’s cleaning his car as “Tojo Never Made It To Darwin” (1983 Hoodoo Gurus) plays on the stereo Barbara: How are things? Kierain: Oh hello Miss, Not bad Barbara: I’m calling the Education Department to get Alison expelled for hitting you Kierain: Thanks Barbara: No worries The next day Kierain is in school his class want to go surfing and only Barbara listens to his objections NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY - Alison’s day of reckoning has arrived - Donald’s anger boils over - Alf asks Ailsa to Marry him - Kierain’s all fired up - And a School excursion ends in tragedy for one of Summer Bay High’s favourite sons WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

Kierain meets Brett Macklin Home and Away Episode #44 Fine and Dandy (Part 1) Barbara is giving the English class homework Barbara: For tonight everyone write a song about something that happened to them it can be original or satire and make a video clip Alison: Can we write about the day Kierain carked it? Kierain: Sit on it fugally! Barbara: No Patterson Barbara: Kierain here usually has good ideas Alyce: Yeah getting sick so he gets your sympathy Barbara: That’s enough The bell rings and the class exit Alison: Don’t wet yourself spastic Barbara: Grow up! Barbara: Can’t wait to see what you come up with this time Kierain exits with one of those “sit tight” looks on his face Barbara exits behind him Kierain has already finished the homework he changed Choirboys “Last Night Of My Life” to “Worst Pain Of My Life (written about the fish bone incident) Kierain turns in a 7” and the videotape with the clip Kierain: Here’s my homework Miss I finished early The class gasp loudly Carly: Bobby pinch me I’m dreaming Alison: Teacher’s pet Kierain is on his way home later when Brett Macklin stops him Brett: Hey spread the word about our resort Kierain: Why should I do that? Brett: Because I asked you to Kierain: What’s in it for me? Brett: $750 Kierain: Let me think, No! Brett tries to drive after Kierain but crashes breaking his leg TO BE CONTINUED

well Barbara certainly seems good with him anyway

Home and Away Episode #43 Dammit I’m Sick Again (Part 2) Phil can’t locate Pippa Phil: Damn Barbara isn’t leaving Kierain who is badly De-hydrated Barbara: Pippa will be here soon I promise Kierain just groans Phil enters Barbara: He’s getting worse not better Phil ponders Phil: I want to know if it is only Gastro but I need consent for tests Barbara: Have you tried Tom? Phil: Yeah no answer there either Speaking of Tom and Pippa they are at Sally’s school play blissfully unaware Kierain is in grave danger At the hospital Kierain screams loudly Kierain: It’s here on my left! Barbara: Listen sport can’t you knock him out or something? Phil: No I need him alert Barbara: I’m going to get your Parents! Kierain: Please don’t leave me! I’m scared! Barbara: I have to get one of them down here! You could die! Phil: She’s right if we don’t treat this soon you will die Barbara: I’ll be back I promise! Barbara almost bowls Ailsa over on the way out Ailsa: What’s going on? Barbara: Do me a favour go sit with Kierain he’s having a Gastro attack Ailsa runs in and sits with Kierain Ailsa: What happened? Kierain: Bloody Patterson decked me where my appendix used to be and I got Gastro or something Ailsa: The little runt! Barbara runs into the Fletcher house Steven is there Barbara: Steve where’s Tom and Pippa? Steven: At Sally’s parents play thing why? Barbara: Shoot! Steven: What’s going on Miss? Barbara: Kierain’s got Acute Gastro Steven: Hell! Can’t Frank handle it? Barbara: No At hospital Ailsa holds Kierain’s hand Celia enters she’s a Chaplin Celia: Oh dear where are the parents? Ailsa: No idea Celia: Does he need a confession? Ailsa: No, No there’s no need for that Barbara returns and thinks Celia wants something Barbara: Now’s not the time Celia! Celia looks offended then exits Kierain screams in agony Ailsa and Barbara both squeeze a hand Kierain: I want Pippa and Tom! Barbara can’t stand it any longer and gives consent for a laparotomy Phil looks bemused as he discovers the cause of this Gastro a Fish bone has perforated Kierain’s intestine Phil: Wow I’ve never seen that before Kierain wakes up after an operation Kierain: What? Ailsa: Settle down love Phil says a Fish bone blew up your intestine Kierain: Damn everything blows up inside me Barbara is asleep on the other side of the bed Ailsa: Why didn’t you come and find me? I told you after you nearly died if something like this ever happened come and get me Kierain: I barely made it to Miss Stewart Pippa blames Tom for making her leave her mobile (yes mobiles were around in the 80s) at home Pippa: From now on he’s my responsibility Kierain is discharged a week later Coral (think back to Episode #16/17) is involved in nursing Kierain between Barbara Ailsa Pippa Alf Frank and believe it or not Celia TO BE CONTINUED

Home and Away Episode #42 Dammit I’m Sick Again (part 1) Alison runs off leaving Kierain in agony Kierain: You stupid little--- Kierain vomits Martin and Lance drive past Lance: Hey wheel boy’s sun baking again! Martin: Lucky for some Kierain is praying for someone to stop as it’s too far to crawl back to Barbara or crawl to Ailsa Kierain: Timing Fishface! Dag Dog has wandered off Kierain scribbles a sign reading “Follow Me To Dying Boy” Dag Dog however eats the sign Kierain: Bad dog! Bad--- Kierain vomits again Kierain: I hope someone comes soon Kierain attempts to crawl back to school but it hurts to much Kierain: Ow! Kierain loses consciousness as he deteriorates Kierain wakes up the pain has increased Kierain: Nothing for it Kierain crawls to the school Kierain: Please let Miss Stewart be there Kierain staggers down the ramp Barbara sees him and drops everything Barbara: What is it? Kierain: I can’t move! The school is literally spinning Barbara: Put your weight on me Kierain puts his arm on Barbara’s shoulder Fisher however gets the wrong idea Fisher: That’s assault boy! Barbara: You idiot! Can’t you see this boy isn’t able to try anything! Kierain collapses Barbara: Call a doctor! Donald calls Phillip Matheson (Steven’s uncle) but then leaves Barbara and Kierain in the hall Barbara then proceeds to carry Kierain to sick bay Phil turns up Phil: It could be acute Gastroenteritis or he may even have Meckel’s Diverticular my advice is take him to hospital Barbara is driving Kierain to hospital unfortunately there’s an accident up ahead Barbara: Blast! Barbara goes around the accident Upon getting to the hospital Barbara puts Kierain over her shoulder some idiot intern thinks a kid with a cut hand is more important than someone in acute abdominal pain! Phil berates the intern Phil: Dangerous not Dangerous deal with the boy over there now! Intern: But Phil: No NOW moron! Barbara puts Kierain down the stupid intern diagnoses Appendicitis Phil: Are you an idiot?! If you look down again you can see he clearly doesn’t HAVE an Appendix! Phil: I’ll take over! Go do some paperwork! Intern: But sir Phil: I SAID GET TO WORK! Phil looks at Kierain Phil: Definitely Gastro, are you his mother? Barbara: No his teacher Phil: Bugger we need a next of kin Barbara: Call Pippa Fletcher Phil exits as Kierain wakes up Kierain: BLOODY HELL! Barbara: How’d this happen Kierain: Good old Fishface decided I needed a whack in the gut! Then BANG Gastro Barbara gets a motherly look in her eyes Barbara: I’ll see she gets hers! Alison is arrested for assault and failing to render assistance TO BE CONTINUED

Home and Away Episode # 41 Mother Hens (Part 2) Kierain's first attack of Gastro Kierain returns home to an empty house Kierain: Business as usual Kierain turns on the T.V. Rage (an Australian music program) is counting down the greatest Hoodoo Gurus songs At Celia’s Barbara and Donald are arguing over Barbara looking out for Kierain Donald: You’re showing an unhealthy interest in the boy! Barbara: I’m showing compassion for the disabled something you couldn’t do in a pink fit! Donald: How dare you! Barbara: I didn’t see you helping him when he wet himself! Donald: Now look here! Barbara: No you look here! He is a friend of Alan’s and in my book he’s a friend of mine! Alan enters Alan: Well if it isn’t dad Donald exits Barbara: Hurry up and get changed I’m inviting Kierain over for dinner Barbara exits At the Fletcher house Kierain is cleaning his sports car (he got his licence last month) Barbara comes up to him Barbara: Would you like to come over for dinner? Kierain: Sure what time? Barbara: 7 Kierain: Great see you then Kierain arrives at Celia’s later Celia gives him a disapproving look Celia: So in love with my sister now are we? Kierain goes to argue back but Barbara interjects Barbara: Either shut up or get out! Celia: This is my home! Barbara: And he’s my guest! And I won’t have my bigot sister bad- mouthing him! Celia: Barbara I don’t want him wetting my chairs! Kierain exits Kierain: GO TO HELL STEWART! Kierain turns around Kierain: I mean Celia Barbara glares at Celia The next day Kierain comes to school Alison teases him Alison: Hey Spastic wet yourself lately? Barbara stops dead as she walks past Barbara: See me in five minutes Patterson! Barbara escorts Kierain to class Barbara: Are you alright mate? Kierain: Not really Barbara: If anyone bothers you, you come and see me or get Alan to find me Kierain: Thanks Miss Later during class Alison starts whispering defamatory comments to Kierain Kierain finally explodes Kierain: AT LEAST I DON’T START FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE WEAKER THAN ME! Barbara: He’s got you there Alison: Miss he’s picking on me! Barbara ejects Alison Kierain goes to leave at the end of school Barbara talks to him Barbara: I’m going to get Alison suspended her treatment of you is inexcusable Kierain: Thank you Barbara: Run along now I’m sure Pippa’s waiting for you Kierain is on his way home Alison punches him where his Appendix used to be triggering a freak bout of Gastroenteritis Kierain: You’ll pay for this Patterson! TO BE CONTINUED

Barbara really cares about Kierain doesn't she? Home and Away Episode # 40 Mother Hens (Part 1) Pippa is having a cup of cocoa when Frank enters Frank: Hi Pippa: Hello how was Roo? Worth Kierain going over the edge? Frank: Pippa it wasn’t I mean we didn’t Pippa: Oh spare me! You knew damn well Kierain was with her and you swoop in what the hell is your problem anyway? Frank: Why are you concerned anyway? Pippa: Because as usual I have to pick him up and dust him off! Kierain enters Frank: Hi Kierain: Get lost gigolo! Pippa: You deserved that! Frank exits Pippa goes over to Kierain Pippa: How are you going My Darling? Kierain: I don’t know it still hurts but I think you should be more concerned about Bobby Pippa: Bobby? Kierain: Yeah she declared her love for me but I’m just not ready Pippa: Don’t worry about that now Pippa hugs Kierain Pippa: I love you Sweetheart and that’s more important than Roo Stewart Kierain: Thanks Pippa sits Kierain on the couch beside her Kierain: I’m glad I’ve got you Pip I mean everything else is stuffed but I’m glad I’ve got you Pippa: Oh that’s not true you’re just a bit depressed that’s all Kierain doesn’t want to go to school the next day but Pippa forces him Roo: I’m sorry Kierain: Get racked! Kierain starts feeling uncomfortable he’s wet himself Alan: Come on Mate Alan takes him to find help Alan: Mum we have a situation here Barbara notices Kierain’s pants Barbara: Ah Alan go find some spare pants Barbara escorts Kierain into her office Barbara: Don’t sweat it Mate it was an accident Kierain looks mortified Alison laughs about Kierain wetting himself Bobby: Shut up you dog! Alison: Make me Bobby punches Alison Alan returns to Barbara’s office Alan: Here mum Alan and Barbara exit Barbara: Why, do you know? Alan shrugs Kierain enters class later Alison starts teasing him Alison: Smells like a toilet in here! Kierain exits slamming the door behind him Barbara: See me after school Patterson! Barbara goes after Kierain he is sitting by the exit Barbara: Take it easy Kierain: I don’t think I can ever come to school again! Vision of Kierain being teased by Alison Alison: Baby! Baby! Baby! Return to reality Barbara: Sure you can Later after school Donald has a go at Barbara (Jeez Flathead!) Donald: You behaved highly inappropriately! Barbara: Are you telling me you’d rather he sat in his own urine? Donald: No of course not! Barbara: Oh I get it just because I’m your ex you think I’m molesting children! Donald: Now you’re being ridiculous! Barbara exits Kierain is in Ailsa’s shop Alison enters Alison: It must feel good relieving yourself Kierain tips a can of coke on her head! Kierain: Yeah relieving myself of bullies like you! Celia: Out you hooligan! Kierain: Ailsa’s the proprietor not you! Celia returns home later muttering something Celia: That wretched Geaney boy! Barbara: Oh shut up Celia! He hasn’t had it easy you know! Celia: Oh I see taken him under your wing have you? Barbara: I DON’T CARE IF HE INSULTED YOU’RE DEAD CAT I’M GOING TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM WHAT’S MORE I’M HAVING HIM OVER FOR DINNER! Celia looks like her birthday was skipped TO BE CONTINUED

Home and Away Episode #39 Boys Will Be Boys (part 2) Kierain is with Alison at the school after the bell Barbara: Dismissed Kierain goes to leave Barbara: Not you Geaney Kierain rolls his eyes Barbara: What’s got in to you? Kierain: Who are you John Burgess? Barbara: You little idiot! Can’t you see you’re breaking Pippa’s heart? Kierain: Shove it Miss! Kierain exits Kierain collects his bag and slams his locker door Fisher: That’s school property and I’ll thank you not to Damage it! Kierain: Shove it Flathead! Fisher: Would you like to have a Saturday Detention Geaney? Kierain gets right up into Fisher’s face Fisher: Now go! Kierain exits Tom and Pippa talk about Kierain Tom: I’ll talk to him I’ll tan his backside! Pippa: I think what he needs now is a mother’s love Tom: He needs Discipline he’s gone right off the rails Pippa: TOM I’M GOING TO DO THIS MY WAY! Tom: Okay, okay Kierain enters Pippa looks at Tom Pippa: Go! Tom exits Pippa: Can I talk to you Darling? Kierain: What! Pippa: I know you’re hurt but there’s no need for all this defiance Kierain: What would you know? Pippa: I’ve been there Kierain: Yeah right Pippa: Believe it or not I was a teenager once too Kierain: No really? I had no idea Pippa: Drop the attitude and listen you little fool! Kierain: GET OFF MY BACK WILL YOU?! Kierain slams his door Pippa looks defeated Tom: That went well Pippa: Better than your idea Pippa walks into Kierain’s room he’s crying Pippa: Kierain? Kierain: Go away! Pippa sits on the bed Pippa: Drop the facade I know you don’t like rebelling Kierain: It’s not that Pippa puts her arm on his shoulder Pippa: What? Kierain: It hurts Pippa: Don’t cry you were too good for her anyway Kierain turns around Kierain: You reckon? Pippa: Would I lie to you? Kierain: No I guess not Pippa hugs him Pippa: Of course not Kierain: I’m sorry Pippa: I know love you didn’t mean any of it you were just angry Kierain: Suppose I’d better say sorry to Miss Stewart Pippa: Yes you should I’ll drive you to school if you like Kierain: Would you? Pippa: What’s a foster mum for? Kierain enters the astronomy classroom Kierain: Got a tic Miss? Barbara: Half of one Kierain: I’m sorry Barbara: Don’t, what Roo did to you was pretty low she won’t be setting foot in this class again TO BE CONTINUED

WARNING language Home and Away Episode #38 Boys Will Be Boys (part 1) Still reeling from Roo’s cheating Kierain turns rebel Frank is in Pippa’s bad books for kissing Roo Pippa: How dare you! Frank: She came on to me! Pippa: Sure Frank whatever you say! Frank: She did! Kierain comes out in casual clothes Tom: You’re not going to school like that are you? Kierain: Stick you! Tom: I beg your pardon? Kierain: You heard me! Tom: Don’t cause trouble at school Kierain rolls his eyes Kierain: Worried it’ll stuff up your precious job are you? Tom: What’s with you lately? Kierain: Up yours! Kierain slams the door and goes to school Kierain is told off by Fisher Kierain: Shut up flathead! Donald: Watch your mouth boy! Kierain: Make me! Donald: Report to me for an hour’s detention after school! Kierain enters class 20 minutes late Barbara: Where have you been? Kierain: What’s it to you? Barbara: See me after school! Now sit down! Kierain sits with Alison and her friends also known as the “Bad Girls” Alison: Hey want to egg flathead’s car? Kierain: Sure Judith: Want a smoke? Kierain: I’ll smoke in detention! Alison/Judith: Whoa! Barbara: Outside Geaney now! Kierain: Yeah or what? Barbara: Don’t force anything! Kierain just sits there Barbara: GET OUT! Kierain: Free country isn’t it? Barbara: See me for another detention after class! Kierain: Don’t bet on it! Carly passes him a note reading “Stop now” Kierain: As if! Kierain throws the note back at her The bell rings for lunch Kierain is vandalising the table Barbara sits next to him Barbara: I know Roo did wrong but that can’t be why you’re behaving like this what’s going on at home? Kierain: It’s none of your business! Barbara: Fair enough but where’s the Kierain that used to help me set up before class gone? Kierain: GO TO HELL! Kierain exits Barbara reads the graffiti saying “Kanga’s a scrag!” Roo comes up to Kierain in the hall Roo: Hi Kierain: Rack off! Roo: Can’t we be friends? Kierain shakes his head Kierain: You just can’t take it can you? Being told no Roo: It wasn’t what you— Kierain: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Kierain goes off with Alison and Judith Alison: All this time I thought you were a whimp but you’re cool Kierain: That’s just for starters baby! Barbara has called Pippa Barbara: He’s just not the Kierain I know anymore Pippa: I know he practically accused Tom of being a Hitler this morning Barbara shows Pippa the table Pippa: This isn’t like him at all Barbara: What’s happening at home anything that might cause this behaviour? Pippa: Nothing, But he did walk in on Roo kissing Frank Barbara: All this? Pippa and Barbara exchange concerned looks Kierain Alison and Judith are egging Fisher’s car Alison: Up yours sir! Kierain: Yeah stuff you! Kierain writes “Fisher Sucks” on the windscreen Alison: Good one! Kierain and Alison high five each other Kierain: Come on baby let’s blow this joint! Judith: Can I come? Kierain: No Judith: Losers! Fisher sees his car later Fisher: What in the blue world?! TO BE CONTINUED

Home and Away Episode #37 Problem (Part 2) Pippa sits beside Kierain Pippa: Are you okay Honey? Kierain: Yeah why? Pippa: I know it must be lonely for you not having people your own age to hang around with Kierain: I’m fine Pippa: I’m sure Roo will be home soon Kierain: Yeah thanks for spending time with me Pippa: My pleasure why don’t you go and see if Roo’s back? Kierain: Okay I’ll see you later Pippa: Bye love Kierain exits Ailsa: He’s hurting Pippa sighs Kierain goes past the primary school Sally’s class are back Sally is being teased Kid #1: Loopy Sally! Kid #2: Cry baby! Sally is crying Kierain goes over Kierain: Hey you little freaks leave my sister alone! Kid #1: Or what? Kierain picks up the kids Batman doll and throws it over the locked school fence Kierain: That! The two boys run to try and get the doll back Kierain: Come on Sal I’ll take you back to Pip Sally picks up her bag and sticks close to her wheelchair bound foster sibling Kierain: We don’t tell Pippa about the doll okay? Sally: Okay Sally runs into Pippa’s arms as she and Kierain enter the store Pippa: What happened? Sally: They teased me! Pippa: Who? Kierain: These two boys in her class Sally: I want to hurt them! But Kierain says I shouldn’t Pippa: You ought to listen to him too Kierain: You guys right now? Pippa: Yes you go now love Kierain: I’ll see you at home alright Sal? Sally: Okay Kierain goes to see Roo but she’s kissing Frank! Kierain: YOU CAN BOTH GET STUFFED! Frank: Wait! Kierain: SHOVE OFF MORGAN! Kierain leaves Barbara glares at Frank and Roo Barbara: I hope you’re pleased! Roo: We weren’t Barbara: Oh shut up Ruth! I don’t want to hear it! Kierain goes home Steven: Hi Kierain: Rack off! Kierain slams his door “Big Deal” by Hoodoo Gurus plays Bobby: What’s up him? Steven: Dunno Frank comes in and tells Bobby and Steven what happened Bobby marches round to Roo’s and decks her! Bobby: And that’s just for starters! Bobby walks away leaving Roo in the doorway with a black eye Kierain is in his room crying as “Axegrinder” by Hoodoo Gurus plays Bobby enters Bobby: You right? Kierain: No what the hell went on between them? Bobby: Simple Kanga is a scrag! Kierain: Yeah and Franks a hobo Bobby: You don’t need Kanga because…. Kierain: Yes? Bobby: I love you, you know as more than a brother Kierain puts down his “Mars Needs Guitars!” (1985 Hoodoo Gurus) LP and gapes Kierain: I see Bobby: Good thing too don’t you reckon? I mean now you know what Scumbag is really like Kierain: Gee Bob well how long? Bobby: Since your appendix Kierain: Why didn’t you fess up? Bobby: I was embarrassed Kierain: Well this is interesting considering you spent most of your time chasing playboy (Frank) Frank enters Frank: It wasn’t Kierain: Shove off Frank: But Kierain throws an empty can of coca cola at him Kierain: Stay the hell away from me! Clear? TO BE CONTINUED

Home and Away Episode #36 Problem (Part 1) Kierain glares at George Kierain: Disappear fancy car! George: Ah ah ah We have to respect our elders boy Tom: What do you want Morris? George: Nothing from you Fletcher Tom: Then as Kierain would say Rack Off! George: Charming family Kierain tips glue on George’s head from the back off him Kierain: Take that! George: Oh very funny retard Kierain can’t stop laughing Pippa: We won’t ground you because we hate George Morris George leaves Pippa goes to Ailsa’s the next morning leaving Kierain home alone Pippa: I’ll be a few hours but after that I’m all yours Sweetness Kierain: Okay Pip Pippa pats his head and kisses him Pippa: Don’t worry Floss is only a few meters away Kierain: Go before Ailsa makes you redundant Pippa leaves Kierain goes to his room and puts on a tape titled “Benatar ‘N’ Stuff” “Love Is A Battlefield” (1984) plays At Surfers Roo is looking at a photo of Kierain taken at the Variety Night Roo: Wish you were here Bobby and Carly are outside also thinking about Kierain Carly: Hey Dad! Will be on soon Bobby: Yeah We’ll be home tomorrow At home Kierain watches Hey Dad! While Floss cleans Floss: Nev and I think you should’ve been considered during the planning Martin Kelly (on T.V.): Nudge Go Home! Nudge (on T.V.): Oh Mr Kelly! Kierain: Oh well Floss stuff happens Floss: I’ll see you lovey Floss exits At the store Ailsa and Pippa talk about Kierain Pippa: It’s all front underneath he’s really hurt Ailsa: Too bad Roo went with them she could’ve kept him company Pippa: It tares me up inside! Kierain comes in Pippa: Hello Muffin Kierain: Can I hang out here? I’m so bored Pippa: Sure you look like you need a feed anyway Dr Bruce walks in Kierain: Well well if it isn’t Brucey tried to kill anyone lately? Dr Bruce: Very funny Pippa ejects Dr Bruce Pippa: Don’t ever come near my son again! The Year 12’s board the bus home TO BE CONTINUED

Home and Away Episode #35 Racking Off (Part 2) Pippa is making Jammy Dodgers for desert when Tom enters Tom: How is he? Pippa: In his room playing his records Tom: This is beyond the joke I’ve had it with that school! Barbara knocks on the door Tom: Oh Miss Stewart come in Barbara: Is Kierain home? Tom: Well he’s certainly not at camp is he? Barbara: Ah I thought you’d react like this Pippa: Sit down Barbara I’ll just go get him Pippa comes into Kierain’s room and taps him Pippa: Darling Miss Stewart wants you Kierain: Does she now? Pippa: Please at least hear her out Kierain: Fine but only because you asked so nicely Kierain enters the kitchen Pippa pulls Tom out Pippa: He’s a big boy now Tom he can be adult about this Barbara: Kierain I really didn’t intend to shaft you Kierain: Stop apologising Miss, Bertram’s the one who picked Surfers Barbara: But I didn’t stop him did I? Kierain: You kinda can’t Miss he’s the head Barbara: Can’t you at least tell me to Rack Off or that I’m a moron? Kierain: Forget it Miss My beef is with Mr Bertram Barbara: Well at least get Tom to lay off Kierain: I’ll try but no promises Barbara: Thanks pal At Surfers Bobby and Carly are looking for a gift for Kierain Bobby: Nah to Girly Carly puts down a quilt covered in flowers Bobby picks up a stuffed fish wearing a hat reading “the pits” Carly: Yeah it’s sarcastic just like him At home Kierain is watching “Hey Dad!” while Pippa makes Pancakes for dinner Pippa: Damn, Sweetheart could you go get more pancake mix? Kierain: Okay Kierain goes to Ailsa’s shop on his way there he sees Frank kissing Narelle Smart (Lance’s cousin) Kierain: Go Franky! Frank flips Kierain off Kierain enters Ailsa’s Alf is there with Barbara Kierain: You stalking me Miss? Barbara: No Kierain: Had me worried for a sec Alf: Easy young fella Ruthie won’t like it if you chat up her auntie Barbara: Him and Roo? Alf: Yep since last month Kierain returns home with the pancake mix Suddenly George Morris knocks on the door Kierain answers it George: You Kierain: Me TO BE CONTINUED

Home and Away Episode #34 Racking Off (Part 1) Recap: Miss Molloy tells Carly off for trying to shaft Celia The Summer Bay High Yr 12’s are going on camp to Surfers Paradise but Kierain can’t go because it’s not user friendly if you get my drift Bertram: Sorry Mate Kierain: Stick it Carly: Kierain! Kierain: Yeah I said it! Bertram: No leave it Morris Bobby: We’ll call you every night right Carls? Carly: Yeah and look at it this way with Steven and Lynn going on year 8 camp and Sal going with her class you’ll have Pip all to yourself Kierain: True well I’ll just be going Carly: See you next week then Bobby: Yeah we’ll bring you back something Alison: Is the retard going bye bye? Oh I’m so sad! Alison sees Kierain waiting to cross the road behind the bus Alison: Quick back up! Barbara: Patterson! Kierain turns on his walkman and a song called “Long Way Home” Plays Kierain (in head): And they can take their 90% attendance and shove it! Kierain returns home to an empty house Kierain: Oh boy not only does the school ditch me the oldies ditch me as well Dag-Dog pads out and sits next to Kierain Kierain: Gday fella you won’t ditch me Dag-Dog just goes to sleep Kierain: Close enough Kierain goes to his room and puts the album “Smash” on On the bus Bobby and Carly talk Bobby: I wonder what Kierain’s doing now Carly: Probably talking to Pippa about Boy stuff Bobby: I wish they’d been more tactful about ditching him Carly: Yeah but at least he’s got Tom and Pippa Bobby: And Floss Nev and Ailsa so he shouldn’t be too lonely At home Kierain is getting ready to go out when Pippa comes in Pippa: Darling I know you’re peeved about this week so how’s this we’ll do whatever you want to do. Kierain sighs Pippa: Cheer up Sweetheart I promise we’ll do lots of things together just you and I Kierain: Okay first I want to go to the movies Pippa: Alright done At surfers Bobby talks to Barbara Barbara: I feel guilty about shafting Kierain Bobby: But what can we do Miss? Bertram tried Barbara: Maybe we could film the trip and send it to him Bobby: Not a good idea the way he feels now he’ll just think we’re rubbing it in Barbara: I see your point Bobby but what other way can we include him? Bobby: I don’t know even if he came down for a day he’d still be left out Barbara: That’s true it’d be boring for him Roo walks over Roo: We could send him a giant postcard Barbara: That doesn’t include him though Ruth but it’s a nice thought At Yabbie Creek Pippa pulls out a copy of “Hoodoo Gurus -Kinky.” Pippa: I thought you’d like this love Kierain: Thank you Pip At surfers Bobby Carly and Roo listen to the radio as “In The Middle Of The Land” (1987 Hoodoo Gurus) Plays Roo: That’s our song! Bobby/Carly: Oooooh Roo: Cut it out! At home Kierain and Pippa talk in his room as “Miss Freelove ’69” plays Pippa: I hope you’re not too upset Sweetie Pie Kierain: I’m over it that’s what I am Pippa pats his head Pippa: I’m sure the girls will ring soon Kierain: I hope they don’t forget about me The phone rings Pippa answers it Pippa: Oh Hi Barbara yeah he’s here Kierain: Hi Miss Stewart Barbara: I just wanted to apologise for shafting you mate it wasn’t fair Kierain: You didn’t shaft me Miss, Bertram did Barbara: But I suggested a year 12 camp to begin with Kierain: Next you’ll tell me you’re coming back to spend time trying to cheer me up Barbara: Well err I am TO BE CONTINUED