Best Quotes

[hellome]

i have too many faves but just to name a few:

Sally telling dodge that milco doesnt exist

Colleen - all the time

Alf flamin hell/galah

Brad: Pippa lost teddy, Pippa found teddy, pippa dropped teddy in the bath, now teddys hanging on the line

[Lesley Bee]

It would have to be a toss up between Alf and Colleen, they both come out with hilarious sayings

[legal eagle]

I still remember Alf's "knife in the back" comment to Ailsa from all those years ago... Also Morag made some crack years ago about "some women should not be allowed to conceive"- referring to Colleen, naturally- which was kinda ironic considering her own situation.. Nowadays I guess Colleen, Morag and Irene are probably given some of the best lines.

[valli]

Colleen, hands down But Alf and Morag also have some really funny quotes

[flora]

I voted for Alf, but Colleen is second!

[sallyannj]

Colleen and Morag are so funny! Sometimes they'll say something and I'll laugh so hard! Morag more so as she is just so sharp and some of the things she has said I say cos they are just so funny!

[Abi]

Alf, definately! How can you not like his quotes?

[Cherry23]

Alf and Colleen are definetly funny but i love Morag's lines. She's more sarcastic, so i think i just find her funnier.

[angelic]

OMG Alf said this one line to Gypsy that made me hysterical lol .

Gypsy was being stalked and Alf goes about the guy: " so he has a few kangaroos loose in the upstairs paddock"

LMAO that was hilarious!!!!!!!

[QUIET ACHIEVER]

Morag - closely followed by Colleen, Alf and Bobby.