Jess

Rather you than me! Are there sharks or jellyfish in the sea near you?

Again Cal? In the Atlantic Irish sea? You're gonna be freezing! I know the weather has been good, but we're not tropical!

Good point! It rocks!

Nice to meet you too! What you up to today? Anything fun?

^^ Yeah, my username does have a meaning... I have a little brother who's 3 (he's called Theo and incredibly spoilt by his 4 older sisters! ) and he can't say Jess. He says Jeh-jeh or Jeh-jesh instead. So I've just become known as Jeh-jeh out of convenience (my friends thought it was odd when people shouted 'Jeh-jeh!' at me) It's scary how much I post here....I don't know how I'd fill my time without it.... I'd actually have to revise! *shock horror*

As we're going for 'real names' here....just call me Jess.

I live in England and we're two episodes ahead...so we just had the bit where Kim sings his love song to Rachel and Peter is looking at all the surveillance pictures of Leah.

I know! It s**ks! But then again, all the Australian storylines have come 'round really quick IMO, so hopefully this one will too!

You're imagining things methinks. You hadn't posted anything last time I looked (a minute ago)

I can't believe it, I've posted 200+ posts in the last 24 hours! Where the hell did I get enough rubbish to say for that many posts?! Anyone around?

We don't get any kind of Promo here.... Five don't really advertise H&A much at all....

Yeah, and they're hilarious on 'The Simple Life.'

^^ I may get into trouble for saying this too...but it's quite *telling* isn't it, that there are loads more members in the Spoiler forum than General Chat or general episode discussion. Hmmm.... As long as they behave....

She's marginally better, but she's too skinny. Not a very good role model. But then again, I don't really think anyone would look to her as a role model so it doesn't really matter

Me too. She's self-obsessed 'me, me, me' and....just...*icky*

It must be in indignation, after you insulted the feline population of the world with regards to a Miss. P. Hilton. That's karma for you mate!

Me neither! I have an excuse though....haha Doesn't make me lose weight in compensation though!

Don't flippin' complain! You said you'd eaten your way through the house, I'll be the size of a house soon! Damn you and your fast metabolism!

LOL! I've pretty much done that too...I was eating salt 'n' vinegar Pringles and more lemonade (yes, I've warned you ) when I was watching H&A - it's on earlier here - 12:00pm. And I've just had a beef salad baguette with more Pringles....I can't face more food....yet!

Wahey! I'm not all on my own after all.... I just read the paper (yes, I'm a geek ) and it says that the bookies are taking bets on whether the weather will break through the magic 100F! 'Tis gonna get a LOT hotter this weekend.....like 38C! What you up to Spam?

Is there anyone here? I'm home alone...again I wanna partay!

Heylo! Although you're probably gone again now....I've been too busy stuffing my face....

^^LOL! So, anyone around? The board has been very quiet....

^^Probably, Valk is lurking in green at the bottom....watch yourself

Ummm....do you want to explain our dirty minds Cal, or shall I?