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Hope you had a good holiday I love music -- I missed the Tales while I was away too! It's good to have lots to catch up on though. Thank goodness Sebrina's country music career failed -- I don't think the world could have survived that!! I'm very confused now by all this heart swapping. I can't remember who's got who's heart any more ... It's great that you're enjoying re-reading your brilliant Tales JosieTash. :D

So, I'm still waiting to see who falls foul of the Alrac -- there are just so many people in Summer Bay thinking those bad thoughts about someone (except, of course, saintly Scotty P!). Josh must be top of the Alrac's hit list, but I guess he'd been killed already (just a few times!!).

Oops, falling behind reading Classic Tales again – not work this time though! One of our dogs had to go to the vet to have X-rays done, for which dogs have to be anaesthetised. Then, when we got him back, he spent the rest of the day staggering around drunkenly and tripping over, so he needed constant supervision! He has recovered now though. So, back to the Tales and the ever-inspiring posh Josh deaths. Loved the idea of Josh shrunken to chocolate-bar size. Hideous to think about eating him for afternoon tea though – I’m not surprised that Angie didn’t like the taste. Can you imagine? Yuk!!! I’m worried about that Alrac reaching Earth. There’ll be no-one left in Summer Bay (except maybe saintly Scotty P), or indeed the rest of the World!!

Well, well, Flynn the drugs baron with Irene his moll. Shocking! And loved the exploding cow – poor old Josh!!

Well, OK, perhaps it didn’t turn out quite the way you predicted with Rhys and Shelley in Chapters 53/54!!

Absolutely, the fab Twisted Tales are much more important than work. More great stuff here! Reading these brings back so many memories of the likes of Alex and Seb[rina]. My Dad always call people with shaggy perms “poodlesâ€, so seeing Seb[rina] called that always makes me laugh! Seems like you and Wanda correctly predicted that Shelley would split up with her new man and return to the Bay for Rhys. Spooky!

Really enjoyed these chapters. Didn’t finish reading Chs 44-46 until today as I was working until 7.30 PM yesterday in an ultimately futile attempt to make some headway on work backlog. (Is it worth taking a holiday?!) Anyway, today have decided s*d work, read Classic Twisted Tales instead! I loved the Dani being a dog story and I’m constantly amazed at all the different ways you found to kill Josh (and more to come in this and Reborn). Bet he just loved being killed in Ch. 47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great chapter Wanda! Sleazebag Josh looks positively evil with that little Satan-like goatee so I too am looking forward to lots of new and exciting deaths for him in Reborn. Also love the mysterious DB illness!!

Holiday was good and video worked (phew!) so have been on mega Home and Away fest since return. More than a week with no Home and Away was . Wowee, sensory overload – all those Tales in one go (Chs 32-43). Fantastic start with Josh being beaten to death in Ch. 32 by Sir David Attenborough and the monkeys using unripe bananas!! And then in Ch. 34, ''STRIKE ME RONE I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THAT FLAMING TINY !!!!†(snigger) rendered me hysterical. And sharkdog was just brilliant!!!!!!! Looking forward to even more laughs soon .... Thanks JosieTash!!

Hey, it’s great that you’re enjoying revisiting your fine work! After all this time it must be kind of like reading something someone else has written. This is my last “fix†of Classic Tales for a while as I’m off on holiday for a week and I won’t have access to a pc. Bah, humbug, as Scrooge would say!!! Also, may not have Channel 5 where we’re staying (horror!!! ) so the video at home had better work!!! Looking forward to catching up on more Tales when I return. It’s great to know there are lots more -- I was wondering the other day how many you’d written.

Wow, Twilight Zone or what!!! That made me laugh so much. Actually, that‘s the kind of luck I generally have. Not that any satellites have fallen on me recently …. Love the Josh stuff, the Dani stuff, the Alf stuff, the Leah stuff, the Seb stuff, the Kane stuff … well, all of it really!!!!! Thanks for more brilliant chapters JosieTash!!!

Yeah, I was getting the definite impression that you were really enjoying making fun of little Alex. In those chapters the stuff about Seb's hair is hilarious too! And it's quite amazing the things that Leah has managed to achieve with her talking .

Aha, even more slicing, dicing, mincing, mashing and blowing up of poor old Posh Josh. Love it!! The robotic bomb dogs were great!

Thanks Nostradamus, oops I mean JosieTash, for those latest fantastic chapters. Terrorist/stalker Dani is developing nicely and I'm actually starting to feel slightly sorry for Josh -- you must have had great fun devising new and painful ways for him to die!!!

More great chapters, as always . Hmmm, spiking Kit's drink. Sounds familar!!! You're gonna make millions from those lawsuits ...

Yeah, great chapter!!! Flynn is getting quite creepy with his organ-eating activities (and I know there are some who say that Flynn is quite creepy).

Agree with the above posts about them stealing your stalker storyline! Maybe we'll find out soon that Dani had plastic surgery and returned to the Bay as -- just in case there's anyone on the planet who doesn't already know who the stalker is. Or maybe it was just another re-cast and no-one noticed!!

Thanks for those latest thrilling instalments JosieTash!! It's very appropriate reading about Josh here, now that he's returning to H&A. Also, very insightful that you guys had Hayley with babies (did the scriptwriters steal that idea too?). Still loving Mad Max and Colleen and their reign of terror!!!!!!!

Yeah, I was meant to be working when I read this too. Bad, aren't we!

Yeah, I saw that and was rather shocked! He's obviously never read this story!!!!!!!!!

That was truly inspirational Wanda. I don't know how you guys think of all this funny stuff and fit it into the story so well. Brilliant, brilliant!!

Yeah, I realised that. Oops, now you'll be in trouble with Chris fans for actually putting that in writing!!!

Now there’s a really terrifying idea!!!!! Can't wait to read more ... Thanks JosieTash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, sue!!!!!

I always wondered how Kimmy had acquired the nickname "Plank" and now I know!!!!!! (When I say that, I obviously realise why he is called Plank, what I meant was I wondered where it originated!)

Thanks so much JosieTash! This is a trip down memory lane with some now-departed characters. Absolutely love the Cool Hand Colleen and Mad Max duo!!!!!!