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Ah yes, I do see what you mean about Seb. So much fun, now we get two deaths for the price of one with posh git and saddo both being killed every day! Hmmm, I’m not quite sure that just a facemask, wig, clothes, shoes and “the Hayley walk†would quite convince me … but then again I suppose it was only Henry he was tring to fool!!!! Big girlie fight, and then battered to death by butterflies -- love it!!! I can’t wait to find out what Mr Hyde is!

Go, Wanda!!!! All those deaths. This is sounding a little like a DB culling spree!! You’ll miss the sunny beaches!!! I love the Laurie/Angie thing that’s going on! And the awesome threesome are still intact, so far …

I reckon that's just the effects of all the time travel. Must be quite disorientating!!!! I guess it’s long overdue that someone put saddo Seb out of his misery. Will he be back, though? Loved Josh’s exploding head!!!! And dear old Angie's causing trouble in paradise for the awesome threesome. Surely you won't really fall for her evil lies?!

Ooops, I’m getting behind. Now I’ve got 10 chapters to read, enjoy, and comment on! Ah, good point – I hadn’t thought of it like that. It can’t be true -- we all know they copied off you!! Thinks about this carefully … you travelled forward in time to find out about all these things but you actually wrote them down in what was then the “presentâ€, so in the actual time line your stories came first and, technically, they always copied off you. So that’s OK then!!! Falls about laughing!!! Some great Josh deaths in there. Love him being mowed (another great gardening death) and also when Tilly decapitated him with the ceiling fan! Phew, it was touch and go there for a while with Jade and Seb, but the awesome threesome survived! It's OK, I love music, the denial's over. JosieTash loves his time machine and he’s “not giving it up for anyoneâ€!!!

I see. I just wondered if Ethan was some H&A character or actor that I'd forgotten about! Oops, you nearly forgot to kill Josh in Chapter 193!!! How terrible! A storm (thinks … speculation about a storm in approaching season finale)! Will you stop using that time machine!!!!

Well, it’s pretty much domestic bliss just now with you and the wives. No scandal at all really! I’ve been wondering about the names of Hayley’s triplets. Bec and Beau I get, but who’s Ethan named after?

There, you see, I knew I’d have more to comment on if I just waited a while. Hang on a minute though, I thought you fancied Angie, even though you decided not to cheat on your lovely wives ... ?!! Now that really was a “Classicâ€!!!!!

Actually, I was going to say something about “Mark & Angieâ€, but then you went and changed your mind (gasp, shock!), so I thought I’d wait to see what happened in future chapters before I commented!!!! In fact, Mark, Jade & Tasha are getting pretty steamy without having an affair with Angie on the side too! I see what you mean about the “you LEGEND†stuff with the toaster, blender, tree, kookaburra, bra and other clothing (!!), rock, echidna, toad and snake!! This is getting really silly and I LOVE it!

Loved Josh the human dart board! Laughs loudly! Laughs even more!!! Brilliant -- that’s the best “you LEGEND†yet. Soooooo funny!!!!

Hilarious the way Angie was so nonchalant about Josh dying. It’s as if that sort of thing happens every day. Oh, I forgot … it does!!!!!!! I, too, loved Scott H searching for the place Insurance. Only he could be that stupid!

The "tennis" Josh-death theme is great, and also another nail-file stabbing complete with nail polish in the eyes!! Seb in the sex shop was hilarious, if somewhat messy! Euuuuuuwwwwww!!! ... And the “YOU LEGEND†stuff after a Josh death is brilliant – makes me laugh every time, especially when Alf said it!!

JosieTash, it’s really great that you’re enjoying reading your Tales again as much as the rest of us!!! … I don’t think I believe you about the time machine. After all, you just had Lleyton Hewitt in the Bay in your story!!!!!!!!. There were some great Josh deaths in these chapters, like him being crushed at Hayley’s publicity appearance and the tennis ones. I love the detail in these silly ones, “he died after being hit 12,098,658 in the head !!!†The Pheonix – welcome to the madness of Classic Twisted Tales that we all enjoy so much. You’ll soon catch up on the early chapters; they’re so addictive that you won’t be able to stop yourself reading them …

So, is Leah really dead or does she come back to life later? Will be looking out for you in the Tales JosieTash (as Mark)!! (And I expect you to be driving a slick black V8 SuperCar!!!! )

Fantastic news JosieTash – all those chapters to look forward to …and all those Josh deaths!!! By the way, there are some great innovative Josh deaths in these last five chapters – poisonous lipstick, trampled to death by high heels, and breaking neck diving into waterless swimming pool!!! Just when I thought you wouldn’t be able to come up with anything else completely different! Snigger!

Yeah, Josh is a tad intellectually challenged. It’s good to know that goldfish are much more clever!! I would have said he had the attention span of a gnat -- but they're probably Einstein compared with Josh. And happy centenary (chapters not years) to the Classic Twisted Tales. I look forward to celebrating the centenary of Reborn too … in due course! Long live the Tales!!

And he’s still surprised after all those deaths!!! That was really funny!

This is great! Double the laughs with Classic and Reborn.

Great chapter!! (I had to reread the previous chapter though, as I realised that I’d forgotten a few of the things that were going on!) I loved Hayley’s “baby†just being a big ball of coloured hair (actually, that’s quite revolting when you think about it)!! And the dancing bug is wonderful -- I can just imagine Robbie dancing maniacally with Amanda and Leah!!!! Brilliant stuff.

Great news about Reborn -- looking forward to the next chapter!!

Sorry to hear you're feeling down I love music, but Classic Twisted Tales is certainly a great cheerer-upper! I loved the bit about Noah and Rhys smoking a joint and giggling together!!

That’s got to be one of the funniest things to happen to Josh so far – getting beaten up by VJ!!!

Wow, Fido’s getting up to some stuff – killing Josh (shock, horror!) and trying to eat Angie bunny! I love Fido’s name too!

What a great idea that Alf and Colleen are Angie’s parents (it's those bad Stewart genes again)!!! And ahh, sweet little Minisaurus!! It sounds really cute . Can't wait to see what adventures Tasha and Fido have ... Have to agree with I love music that you must have loads of fans. At the time I'm writing this there were currently 1142 views of this thread so unless I love music and I continually log on and off this thread in our sleep I'd say there's quite a few more!!

Great stuff -- Tasha’s off on her adventures again. Love the cave painting of Josh being killed!!!

I keep wondering how you're going to top the previous Josh deaths JosieTash, but you keep (or should I say kept) coming up with brilliant ones. I loved Leah talking him to death in Ch. 68 and not even noticing!! And, hey, you and Wanda were awfully close with your story about Alf/Josh running for PM as opposed to Alf/Josh running for mayor. It’s quite uncanny really! Dani’s really got it in for those Kanegaroos !! [Ha, ha!] How mean is she?! Glad you had a good holiday I love music; mine was good too, but far too much work to do when I got back!!