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Birth In A Shoe Shop

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I got this idea from the episode discussion thread when you lot were talking about "Uncle Aden" so I decided to play with the idea of Nicole being pregnant and it struck me that a pregnant Nicole would have a huge comic value so I tried to convert that to the page. I'm not sure if it works but I hope it does.

Story Title: Birth in a Shoe Shop

Type of story: One Shot

Main Characters: Nicole, Aden and new character!

BTTB rating: T

Genre: Drama/Comedy/Family

Does story include spoilers: Yes for UK pace but its mainly AU

Summary: Nicole and Aden are locked in a shopping centre and Nicole is giving birth.

"Just freaking push will you!!!"

"I can't!!! Owwwwwwwwwwwww"

"Nicole! PUSH!"

"You push if your so darn good at it"

"I can't push your baby out, you have to do it!"

"Aden this is too much, I don't want to do it anymore"

"You've started now you've got to finish. Unless you want to be fat forever!"

"Argh! If I haven't killed either him or myself remind me to tell Geoff that he's off the hook because I am offically off sex for life!"

"Will do. Oh my gosh something hairy just moved!"

"ADEN thats minging!!!"

"Sorry, I think it might be the head!"

"Look will you stop perving and go and find me something for the pain!"


"We're locked in a supermarket. Use your common sense"

"Right.. er I'm going to break into the chemist over there I'll be back in a moment."


"I'm back. I'm back. Here, I got some kind of pain relief drug and I nicked a teddy bear for the baby."

"Give me that freakin' bear!"

"Nic, you ripped it's head off!"

"I'm this close to dying and your wasting time getting teddy bears for the bloomin' baby that's torturing me! OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW"

"OK, breath... breath that's it. Deep breaths. Nic, stop hitting me!"

"Well shut the hell up!"

"I was trying to help!"

"Well your not your just adding to the pain!"

"Only you could give birth in a shoe shop. I can't believe we got locked in!"

"Oh no!"


"I got blood on my new Gucci jeans!"

"Ah poor princess! We're locked in a shopping centre we could steal some more when we're done with this."

"Done with this?!?!?! I'm going to actually murder you with one of these 10 inch heals in a moment. For the record I doubt I will ever be able to walk again after this."

"I bet your excited though!"

"Freaking out is more how I'd describe it"

"Yeah but we're going to have a little baby! Your going to be a mum."

"I'm no way ready for motherhood. Ow!"

"Sure you are. Your going to be the best mum ever and Uncle Aden will be there every step of the way."

"We'll probably forget to feed it. Didn't we kill our fish in less than a week? Argh Aden it hurts!"

"Just keep calm. Hey! Here's a thought that'll cheer you up, just think about the look on Roman's face when you tell him he's a grandfather!!!"

"Hee! Thats funny. OH MY GOSH!! IT'S COMING"

"That's it. I can see it. Keep pushing, keep pushing."

"Argh.. never again!"

"Oh Nicole she's beautiful look. Here hold her."

"Did she come out of me?"

"Yes she sure did. Well done. I'm so proud of you"

"Hello baby, I'm your mummy and this is your uncle Aden. Oh and this is a shoe shop.. if your anything like me you'll probably spend most of your life in one of these places."

"What are you going to call her?"

"You name her."

"Really? Ok... Jenny"

"Jenny? I love it."

"It was my mothers name."

"Hello Jenny Nicole Franklin, welcome to the world."

"Nicole, she's the most gorgeous baby I've ever seen! Look at her little hands and her little feet."

"Of course she's gorgeous she has my genes"

"Speaking of genes, you wanna go and steal those jeans now?"

"Yeah why not! Come on Jenny lets go and commit your first crime."

"Crikey these Young Offenders start early these days!"


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