1998
(making fun of Gypsy being busted for buying drugs)
JOEY: I say Aaron, do you like this JOINT?
AARON: You'd have to be a DOPE not to!
JOEY: And if you find someone who doesn't like it, SMACK 'em!
AARON: Anyway, I must go, can't let the GRASS grow underneath my feet!
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
JOEY: Listen there goes the bell....
BOTH: BONG!
WILL: (to Gypsy) Do you reckon the word's got around?
WILL: "Why should I tell you?  All you have to worry about is missing a Chanel sale!"
GYPSY:
"Chanel don't have sales!"
MARILYN: "It must be a very tedious job mustn't it Donald?
DONALD:
"What?"
MARILYN:
"Counting sperms! There must be billions of them. However would you keep track?"
MARILYN: "Sperm counts are dropping all over the western world. It's something to do with pollution or cholesterol in the water or something!"
MARILYN: "Oh, Irene, I'll go with you."
IRENE:
"Maz love, I'm going to England, I'm not going to Yabbie Creek!"
TOM NASH (to Travis): "What are you, the local pervert or something?"
JOEL NASH:
"I think you might find, kids, that this is your uncle!"