JosieTash Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 there truly is never a dull moment with Twisted around - and hey, the century (chapter 100) is fast approaching !!!! here's latest terrific trio - 95 Sebrina tries to find something shady from Scotty P’s past in a bid to prove that he’s not the saintly man kit thinks he is. Will Sebrina find anything? Kane is able to reach Kirsty JUST in the nick of time. Kane unties Kirsty and passionately kiss her, but Dani is waiting for him to arrive. What will Dani do now? Beth realises that Rhys wouldn’t do such an awful thing. She then has Shelley arrested for breaking into the Sutherland house. Shelley encounters someone in the police station watch house. Who is it? Noah is mostly no help to Hayley, but he does get the nosy josh of their tail. Noah lets the hand brake off in Alf’s ute. The vehicle then rolls down a big hill, which Josh is standing at the bottom of. Josh died from the injuries he sustains when the ute hits him. Hayley isn’t surprised when she discovers for herself that ASIO is in league with FBI in regards to the DNA samples. The two agencies are trying to create a virus that will kill the Yelyahlions (the aliens from Hayley’s home world) – if they should ever come to Earth and attack us. What will Hayley do with this info? Despite the fact that his actions killed the unpopular Josh, what will Alf do when he hears that Noah let the handbrake off on his ute? Date: 12/11/03 Author : JosieTash 96 Sebrina is getting frustrated because there is just nothing remotely bad in Scotty P's past, he has lived a saintly and blameless life. Sebrina decides to join forces with Dani , that way doing away with both Phillips brothers.Dani being a journo will be able to uncover even the minutest scandal , and if that doesn't work she can always make one up by twisting the truth. Dani readily agrees to this plan....what lies will she fabricate to discredit the two honest , hardworking, innocent brothers??!! Dani held back from hurting Kane as he rescued Kirsty , eager to put her devious plan with Sebrina into action. But the monumental effort it took not to stick a knife in his back while he was kissing Kirsty left her with a blood lust. Luckily on her way home she saw Josh West, she beconed him over , and as he approached she thrust the knife straight into his heart. She laughed at the surprised look on his face, and felt much better !! Shelley looked up from her chair and instantly fell in love with the person standing before her. The person exchanged looks with Shelley and whispered '' don't worry , I'll get you off ''...Shelley left the station arm in arm with Constable Pia Corelli , all thoughts of Rhys forgotten..........does Pia love Shelley or is she using her??!! Alf obviously didn't mind about Josh being killed , but he wasn't pleased about the blood Noah left on the ute. Noah apologised and agreed to clean it , but skinned up a joint instead....how can Alf get Noah to wake up long enough to clean the car ??!! Hayley fears that the virus will be tried out on her triplets first , she must stop the dastardly work of the spy agencies , but how , and who can help her??!! Date: 12/11/03 Author : Wanda 97 Sebrina was pleased when Dani discovers that Kane & Scotty P’s dog died when they were kids. Dani prints an article in a newspaper suggesting that the Philip’s’ brothers killed the pooch. Will anyone believe Dani’s lies? Pia thinks that being arm in arm with the another girl will get Jesse’s blood racing, partic if he’s interested in a 3some with Pia & Shelley, which Shelley agrees to (because she’s madly in love with the gorgeous constable). What will Jesse say when Pia propositions him? Max is REALLY annoyed that Eloise is going to die. He takes out his frustration on Josh, who’s truing to get the story on Eloises’s courageous last few days on Earth. Max uses all the knowledge from his recent crime spree to put a bomb and Josh’s car (whilst Eloise makes Josh think he was getting the scoop on her story). When Eloise said she couldn’t continue with the interview any further today, josh walked to his car. As soon as she opened the door KABOOM! ! ! ! ! Josh was blown into a billion pieces. Alf tries and tries to think of ways to keep Noah awake (without success), but then he asks the world’s best car washer Dani (hehehehe) to do it. Will she take time out of her busy (character destroying) life to clean the vehicle? Hayley asks Pammy to help her. Pammy agreed to fighting such a great cause. Under the cover of darkness Pammy uses her magic to open the well-secured box which contains the virus. Just as Pammy is about to destroy the substance, ASIO agent Angie shows up. Pammy is able to best the evil witch and destroy the virus, but not before some of disease touched Hayley’s skin. What will happen to Hayley? Date: 13/11/03 Author : JosieTash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosieTash Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 well i was about to say that Josh has the memory retention of a goldfish - but the "mythbusters" proved that they (fish) have much longer retntion than the alleged 3 seconds. here's the latest, incl. - drumroll, please - chapter 100 !!! 98 Dani prints her lies and people question whether they are true or not...the fact is they did kill the pooch , but only by having it humanely destroyed after it was in agony following a car accident. How will they prove their innocence , and will they be believed?? Scotty goes to church to pray for guidance, whilst Rhys offers Kane a shoulder to lean on and some fatherly advice. Jesse tells Pia that a 3-some would be great , but not with Shelley as he finds her too repulsive. Pia really fancies Jesse and agrees to ask Jade to make up the 3-some. Shelley is furious ...she had fallen head over heels for Pia and now feels rejected and stupid ...what will she do??!! Dani refuses to help Alf , she might get her hair wet !! Noah is still out of it , high as a kite, so Max offers to wash the car , but only if he gets paid. Whilst cleaning the interior of the car he finds something intriguing ...what is it??!! Due to having shared blood with the alien offspring during pregnancy Hayley is immune to the disease . But as she is being lead to the decontamination chamber Josh who had followed her hoping to get a story , comes into contact with her. He is thrown into an isolation booth , where the progress of the deadly and painful disease is monitored by the scientists via cctv. It takes Josh 27 minutes to die a horrid and paiful death. The scientists did not realise that the disease would actually be more harmful to humans than aliens and so were pleased at this opportunity to test it , and as a consequence stopped all further research on the triplets DNA. Date: 13/11/03 Author : Wanda 99 Rhys decides the save the good name of the son he never had by trying to find a person who witnessed the dog being killed. He finds a person who saw everything. Who has Rhys found? And do they agree with Dani’s view of what happened, or Kane’s? Jade’s all for a 3some with the Jesse & Pia, and the 3 of them make love all night long, but Shelley is in such a state now that begs Jesse the next day to tell her what she needs to do to make him like her. What will Jesse say? Max finds Kirsty’s undies in the Alf’s Ute. Max wonders what to do. He can’t imagine that Kirsty would ever cheat on Kane, so he decides to straight out ask Alf what the sexy G-string was doing in his car. What ‘s Alf’s response? Hayley, having just dealt with the DNA crisis, can’t believe that Jesse abandoned her for Pia & Jade. Josh notices he’s feeling down. He offers the sleep with her instead. Hayley is SOOOOO incensed that she flattens Josh with a mean right hook to the face. She then drives his near unconscious body to the edge of a cliff, and throws him over the edge. Every bone breaks when he hits the ground. Josh dies, in total agony, soon after. Dani decides that ruining Kane’s life just isn’t enough, so she decides to recommence her crusade against the angelic Pammy. What’s Dani plan? Date: 14/11/03 Author : JosieTash CHAPTER 100 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The witness comes forward and confirms that Honest Kane was telling the truth...how will Dani cope now that even her father is on Kane's side. Shunned by SB she resumes her evil , bitter , twisted plots...what will she do to poor Kane next??!! Jesse tells Pia that there is nothing on earth that could possibly make her attractive to him. She walks off dejected and sees Dani...the two bitter women take solace in each other and vow revenge on Kane and Jesse.Will they succeed??!! Jade, Pia and Jesse , unaware of the dangers head for the diner , where Pia says she has some business to attend to. On entering the diner she arrests Alf for stealing women's underware from clothes lines...but is he really guilty??!! Josh is lurking near the church when the congregation come out. They had all been praying for the Philips brothers in their hour of need. The priest does not see Josh and accidentally knocks into him. Josh falls into an open grave and lies there unconscious. The grave diggers comment on the lack of a coffin , but fill the grave in anyway...Josh suffocates to death!!!!!!!! Hayley goes to speak to Jesse , but is shocked to find them all in a threesome...what will she do??!! Date: 15/11/03 Author : Wanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosieTash Posted October 29, 2005 Report Share Posted October 29, 2005 that grave thing was excellent - and yeah, i century of REBORN sounds great. kind of speakling of which, based on a suggestion form Di, i decided to see how many CLASSIC chapters there are (we didn't number then back then). i'm happy to report that, in total, there are almost 350 !!!!!!!!!!! here's next FIVE - 101 Dani decides to be extra nice to kane. kane tries to see the best in dani, so he is pleased when she arranges a picnic for he & kirsty, but dani (being dani) is hiding an ulterior motive. what's her plan? Alf tells Pia he doesn't know how the undies got there, but at the police station, Pia shows him video camera footage of him taking the underwear whilst sleep walking. Alf is very embarassed. What will happen to him? When Pia is done with Alf for the time being, she exits the station to go home. Shellley is waiting for her with a rocket laucher. She fires the weapon but silly shelley has set the weapon to hit the wrong person. the projectile fired from the launcher plows into josh and explodes on impact, killing him instantly. Hayley initially thinks about taking the kids and leaving jesse, but then she realises now much raunchy fun jade, pia & jesse are having. She asks if she can join in so they can be a awesomely SEXY 4some. What will jade & the others say? Date: 15/11/03 Author : JosieTash 102 Dani has poisoned all the food in the picnic, and is lurking in the bushes waiting until Kirsty and Kane eat it. There is soooo much food that they decide it would be greedy to eat it all themselves and go to find Scotty p and Kit to share it. When they return they are horrified to see Josh lying dead on the beach with Dani jumping upp and down on the body shrieking..''you've ruined my plans you stupid posh git!!!'' at the top of her voice. They take poor Dani to Dr.Flynn assuming that finding Josh's body had sent her into shock.Dani is seething , but plays the crying , upset victim to get sympathy and throw them off the scent , inwardly she is plotting her next attempt to kill Kane....what will she do??!! Pia and Jesse decide that they want to be a couple, at first Hayley is upset, but Jade comforts her....meanwhile Shelley is overcome with jealousy that everyone seems to be paired off except her. She spots Alf and propositions him..''strike me roan!!'' he shouts ''I might be a knicker-stealing old perv, but I'm not that desperate!!!'' Shelley racks her brain , who is left in the Bay to be her beau...aha!! she thinks ..the ever-stoned Noah is single , I'll seduce him and he'll never even notice !! Will Shelley have her wicked way with stoned Noah??!! Sebrina is skulking around ...what is she up to , and why has she cut her gorgeous afro locks off , she almost looks like a boy??!! Date: 16/11/03 Author : Wanda 103 Dani decided that since Kirsty & Kane love kissing each other SOOOOO much that she’d add a poisonous coating to Kirsty’s fave lipstick. She makes sure it won’t kill Kirsty will she puts in on – but that it will kill who ever Kirsty kisses. To make sure it works, Dani rings Josh and says she wants to be with him. Josh breaks the land speed record whilst travelling to Dani’s house. Dani then applies with the poisonous lipstick to her mouth and kisses Josh, who then dies in agonisingly slow death. Dani then ensures that Kirsty puts on the dangerous lipstick before she meets Kane at the diner. Will Dani’s seemingly brilliant plan work? The whole Jesse saga makes Hayley realise that guys are WAY too much trouble, so she asks Jade if they can be a couple. Jade, who loves sex of ALL kinds, says yes. What will the alien triplets say about their mum’s new relationship? Shelley makes a beeline for Noah, but Sebrina (who was having a hard time managing her long girly hair stops her so she cut it). Sebrina has the same idea about Noah, so she & Shelley begin cat fighting each other. Who will win? And will the victor have their way with Noah afterwards?< Pammy is VERY excited about some mail she’s received – what is it? Date: 18/11/03 Author : JosieTash 104 Kirsty enters the diner and Leah sees her , in her usual over the top way Leah starts covering her in kisses and hugging her , the lipstick takes effect ....will Leah die ??!! Jesse is jealous of Jade and Hayley , but both girls agree it is the best sex they ever had and send him packing , luckily Pia is on hand to comfort him, she speeds in her patrol car to see him and clips Josh West as he tries to cross the road. Josh is stunned and stumbles on , when he comes across Shelley and Sebrina cat fighting , he accidentally gets in their way and is trampled to death under their high heel shoes !!! Shelley is by far the stronger one , but Sebrina's girly cries are heard by Alf , who breaks up the fight. Shelley is impressed by Alf's manliness and forgets about Noah. Alf sees THAT glint in Shelley's eyes and tries to make a run for it ....is he fast enough ??!! Sebrina sidles up to Noah , but he makes some excuse about having been Sebrina's counsellor and being too stoned...Sebrina is distraught at being rejected again...what will she do now??!! Pammy received an invitation to visit her beloved friend Wanda in the UK ...will she accept??!! Date: 18/11/03 Author : Wanda 105 Leah dies. Everyone is shocked at what happened. Pia (begrudgingly taking time away from Jesse) discovers the poison in Leah’s system AND also finds the same substance in Kirsty’s lipstick. Pia can’t believe that Kirsty would hurt anyone, but she wants to get back to Jesse, so the police officer arrests Kirsty and puts hold in a holding cell at the station. Will Kane be able to prove his beloved is innocent? And will Dani tell the truth about what happened? Hayley decides to tell her alien triplets about herself & Jade. They are all for their mum’s new relationship, but colleen HATES seeing Jade & Hayley kissing & cuddling in public. What’s the busybody’s plan to break up the bay’s HOT new couple? Whilst Alf is running as quickly as he can away from Shelley, he literally runs into Josh. Alf looses his footing and falls over. Shelley uses this to the advantage. She jumps on top of Alf and threatens to kill him if he doesn’t sleep with her. What will Alf say? Josh meanwhile, who is still a little concussed after his encounter with Alf, decided to take a swim in what he thought was the Sands Resort swimming pool. He dived in and broke his neck when he hit the bottom of the new constructed, waterless backyard pool. Josh died soon after from his injuries. Sebrina decides to have an operation to become a hermaphrodite so he/she can double her chances of having sex. Will this lead to Sebrina FINALLY loosing his/her virginity? Pammy, knowing that the zoo is in Tasha’s great hands, decides to accept Wanda’s invite to the UK. She arrives in Britain and is SOOOO pleased to see her friend in the flesh for the first time in ages. Unbeknownst to Pammy, someone else from the Bay has travelled to England. Who is it? And why have they done so? Date: 19/11/03 Author : JosieTash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosieTash Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 I love music, i do believe that this is where we start incl. ourselves - myself (Mark), Wanda, her kids etc - in the storylines. belgshep, glad you liked those josh deaths - must admit the lipstick was inspired by Posion Ivy (the Batman villian), and as i skimmed through the chapters to come, i deisovered that they steadily get longer & longer - not quite REBORN chapter length, but definitely heading in that direction. and now, for your reading pleasure, more chapetrs - 106 Everyone , except the Poulos family is secretly pleased that Leah has died , little Alexi however has become so whinging and pathetic that no one can stand him....he seeks solace with the other pathetic whinger of the Bay Seb/Sebrina. However even a slut like Alex can't bring himself to sleep with Seb/Sebrina ....is this Sebrina's last chance at losing her virginity gone for ever , or can she win Alexi over??!! And what will happen when Papa Poulos and the other Poulos men find out about Alexi and the ladyboy ??!! Kane visits his beloved Kirsty, she tells him that Dani gave her the lipstick. He breaks into Dani's house to find evidence , but is caught red-handed . Dani tells Pia that he was 'planting ' evidence ...who will be believed??!! Colleen bribes the triplets with loads of sweets if they will pretend to be upset about their mum's relationship with Jade. She then tells everyone who will listen that ''the poor little mites '' are sooo upset....will Hayley believe her, will she split with Jade, and will people judge them ??!! Alf manages to wrestle the demented Shelley off him , he runs and hides near the disused mine shaft. Josh wants to blackmail him , and follows him , weighted down by his cameras. The mineshaft gives way under Josh's weight , he breaks almost every bone in his body and then is buried alive by the debris falling on him,he slowly , agonisingly suffocates to death!!! Pammy and Wanda have a wonderful reunion , but someone is watching them...who and why ??!! Date: 20/11/03 Author : Wanda 107 Seb/Sebrina tries to win Alexi’s affections, but it is to no avail. And just as Alex is telling the hermaphrodite NO for the millionth time, Papa Polous and will son see Alex with the lady-boy. Papa grabs Alex and wonders what Alex is thinking being seen with such as weird person. Meanwhile, Alex’s bro starts punching the lady-boy, until someone arrives and stops him. Who is it? Pia, of course, believes Kane. She goes to arrest Dani for what happened, but Dani is already prepared. As soon as she sees the police car heading towards her house she gets in her car and tries to outrun Pia’s late model Police car with her old rust bucket. Will Dani be able to get away? Or is she heading for the slammer? Hayley asks her kids how they really feel about herself & Jade. The kids say their just putting on an act so that can get lots of sweets from the interfering Colleen. The older of the 3 kids tells Hayley that they absolutely adore Jade. Hayley & Jade then told the kids to keep up their act in public, and they (H & J) will put on a "show" for anyone is well. Rhys, Kane & Kirsty seemed VERY concerned about what was going on, but Jade let then in on the secret. Will Colleen find out she’s being deceived? Shelley decides that if no-one else is interested in hers she may as well sleep which josh. Josh can’t believe his luck. After the two have sex, Shelley realises what a STUPID thing she’s just done. She races out of bed to the kitschen where she grabs the sharpest knife she can find. She then stabs Josh 100 times (which kills him) just to make sure he can’t kiss and tell. Scott H has followed Pammy to the UK. He can’t stand his wife being out of his sight. Will Pammy discover how possessive her hubby now is? Date: 20/11/03 Author : JosieTash 108 Uncle Alf comes over to see what the commotion is . He is horrified at the hermaphrodites latest ''body changes'' however admires the new sensible haircut. He gives Seb/Sebrina a few slaps and sends it to its room. The Poulos's leave arguing amongst themselves loudly , they don't seem to have noticed that Leah is dead yet . Will anyone tell them??!! Dani's pathetic car is no match for Pia's cop car, Dani plows into a couple of kangaroos in her bid to escape , but is caught and jailed. How will Dani cope with jail and will anyone want to bail her??!! Everyone goes along with the ploy to teach Colleen a lesson , soon she is having to work nights as a prostitute to be able to afford the sweets, luckily her only client Papa Poulos is a good tipper...how long will they keep up the charade??!! Unfortunately Scott H is sooo stupid that he got on the wrong plane. Pammy was not impressed that he tried to follow her and is refusing to tell him what country Madrid is in. He has no idea where in the world he is and cannot remember his ATM number so is penniless. A man asked him about fighting bulls , stupid Scott thought he was talking about farming and has no idea that he has agreed to be a bullfighter in Spain. Will the bull be even more brainless than stupid Scott??!! When examining the kangaroo carcasses Pia discovered that one was infact a party reveller wearing a kangaroo costume on his way home from a party , he was not invited to the party and so was slung out early. His wallet revealed that these were the crushed remains of Josh West . Date: 22/11/03 Author : Wanda 109 When poulos' have quietened down, josh mentions leah death. mama & papa poulos are outraged. they take out their frustations on josh. they pour quick dry cement over his ankles, and throw him overboard from their yacht,. josh drowns mama poulos gets dani out on bail - she then kidnaps & tortures dani (for what dani did to leah). will anyyone save dani? Jade discovers that colleen is prostituiring herself. jade thinks its wrong, and tells coollen the truth about the sweets scandal. how will colleen react? the bull scott h fights is sooooo silly that scott h becomes a national hero is spain. will thje fame go to his head? pammy & wanda are watching wanda's daughter daunusia compete in the brit gymastic championship when something exraordinary happens. what is it?| Date: 24/11/03 Author : JosieTash 110 Nobody wants to save Dani as her whining and moaning have been nearly as irritating as Leah's. Josh gets it wrong and thinks that saving her will get him brownie points. He rescues her but is caught , tortured and killed by the entire Poulos family. Dani hides...what will she do next ?? Colleen is so angry that she throws down her pinny and stamps out of the diner. She bumps into Kane who she has always liked, admired and respected. He calms her down and she forgives Hayley and makes a little treat for the triplets. She has enjoyed Papa Poulos's attention during her time as a prostitute and does not want it to end...what is she planning??!! A late entry from Australia enters the gym comp as a guest. She is the most hideously ugly creature the crowd have ever seen , not only that but she looks too old for the comp of nine year olds and is devoid of any talent. Sebrina Miller came last with the lowest score ever recorded and was booed off in shame. She was later disqualified for not being a proper girl. Danusia went on to win the overall British nine year olds title , and everyone cheered. Especially her mates Kirsty and Kane who had come to watch !!! Scott H got lost on his way to the bull fighting arena and is wandering around Madrid ...will he find his way home ??!! Date: 24/11/03 Author : Wanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosieTash Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 I love music, i do believe that there'll be some serious Scott stupidness to come - i say that becasue i'm re-reading/remembering these tales as i go. belgshep, i can honestly say that the only thing is really rem about CLASSIC is that I get married - twice. Oh, and afraid that Leah WILL 99.99999 %most likely be back. btw, GREAT News !!!! The tales currently known as LOST aren’t so any more !!! Thanks to an archaeological expedition (in my room), I found my print outs of the 1-st few chapters of that part of the saga. The official title for that series of madness is, the Star Trek inspired, “Twisted Tales (The Next Generation)". I shall most likely post them after ALL the CLASSIC tales are on this site. here's the latest madness - 111 Dani uses all her devious know how (from trying to get rid of Kane & Pammy) to untie herself AND to paralize each of the Poulos’ by putting some poison the greek food mama poulos had cooked. Dani then escaped. Her hatred towards kane has intensified now and she contacts some "friends" overseas. Colleen ariives at the Leah’s old house and see all the paralised poulos’. She revives papa poulos with the kiss of life. Theo (Papa Poulos) LOVES these kisses and is now infatuated with Colleen for more than just her skills in bed. Soon after, the other poulos’ are revived, but what will happen when they find out about Theo’s secret love for Colleen? After Danusia’s brillaint win, Pammy , Kane & kirsty suggest that the gymnastic wunderkind and her mum should come to Summer Bay for a holiday. They both agree. On the journey to Australia, the plane is high-jacked by some terrorists acting on behalf of Dani. What will happen to kane, Pammy, wanda and the others? Scott H thinks he’s FINALLY found the bull fighting ring when he sees a bull charging towards him. He then sees several more. Then Josh and LOTS of other ppl run past him. Scott H realises it must been the annual running of the bulls. As Scott H runs, he sees a bull toss Josh into the air. Several over bulls then trample over Josh and kill him. Will Scott H suffer the same fate as Josh? Sebrina decides to use the Rugby world cup win to his/her advantage. With all these jubilant EXTREMELY happy (and somewhat drunk) British men (and woman) around, Sebrina thinks this is his/her best chance to sleep with someone. Will Sebrina finally loose his/her virginity? Date: 25/11/03 Author : JosieTash 112 Papa Poulos decides to leave his family paralysed , so that he can spend quality time with Colleen , he does not know however that he has been spotted ...by who??!! K/K Wanda Pammy and the now famous Danusia arrive in summer Bay. Jesse instantly falls for Wanda's charms and dumps Hayley. Wanda and Pammy's friend Mark arrives to show them around, Jade shyly approaches him , what does she want??!! Max is sooo impressed at having Danusia to stay in the bay , he asks her to show him some gym moves. She performs a series of back flicks , Lara croft style and accidentally boots Josh in the face, killing him instantly. Max is very impressed !! Scott H blunders on aimlessly through Europe , with no clue as to where he is...where will he end up next??!! Sebrina dresses up in her England shirt and waves a little Union Jack flag hoping to get some attention , but just then the triumphant England team lead by Jonny W , the hero, appeared and Sebrina was trampled . Unfortunately she did not die, but her already hideously deformed teeth were pushed even further in her face.....if even drunken England fans won't have Seb/Sebrina ...what hope is there for her ??! Date: 26/11/03 Author : Wanda 113 Shelley has seen what have happened. she tells papa poulos that if he doesn't marry her, she'll tell the police that he just left his family paralysed (which is a MASSIVE criminal offence). what will papa poulos do? Jade just KNOWS that Mark is great in bed - a quantity she LOVES in a man or woman. She rather shyly wonders asks Mark if he'll sleep with her. Mark, who realised he'd found his soul mate, said YES and the pair make wild, passionate love - right there on the beach, for all to see. Someone is NOT impressed by Jade & Mark's actions. Who is it? Hayley is most upset with Jesse dumping her. She takes out her frustations on Josh. SHe ties him up and pretends she's Johny Wilkinson - with Josh's head as the football. Josh died an agonosing death - after beingh kicked by hayley 500 times. max is SOOOOOOO impressed by Danusia that he asked Wanda if he can marry her daughter. What will Wanda say? Scott H tries to find a place which has (English) signs so he can actually read them (as he doen't know any foreign languages). he is walking on the mountanous road when he is hit by the cyclist leading the Tourt de France bicycle race. What happens next? Seb/Sebrina climbs the top of Big Ben - aiming to jump off & end his pathetic life, but someone tries to stop him. Who is it? Date: 26/11/03 Author : JosieTash 114 Shelley is angry that she must wait for Papa Poulos to divorce his wife. She is impatient and schemes to hurry things up a bit....what does she do ?? Jade and Mark are soooo happy as are Wanda and Jesse.They plan a double wedding , with Scotty P as the minister , Kirsty and Tasha as bridesmaids and of course Alf and Kane as the two best men. Most people in the bay are happy that these two wonderful couples are to be wed , but others are plotting against them....who,why,how,when?? Wanda tells Max that although he is supposedly 13 or 14 he behaves like a retarded 10 year old and since Danusia is a very mature 9 they would simply be incompatible. Max cried a bit and continued to worship Danusia , who remained friends with him. But maybe someone else would catch D's eye !! A big burly policeman climbed up bigben to save Seb/Sebrina. Seb/Sebrina got soooo excited that she fell off, luckily her fall was broken by landing on Josh West who died instantly. Seb/Sebrina tried to chat up the cop who was clearly not interested and in the end he threatened to drag Seb/rina back up Bigben and push him/her off himself. Seb/rina skulked off crying...what will he/she do next. Scott H finally found a sign he could understand , unfortunately it was for a toilet. After staying in the toilet for three days he continued on his haphazard travells ending up in London. He was soooo relieved to see a familiar face ...is there a 'spark' between Seb and Scott or is it just relief at not being the only moron lost in London??!! Date: 27/11/03 Author : Wanda 115 Shelley makes adeal with Angie (of all ppl) to cast a spell on mama poulos. The spell makes her lust after Alf. Mama poulos tells papa poulos she wants a divorce. Shelley can now get married to papa poulos, but what does angie want in rtn for helping sheeley?< Dani & hayley both HATE that the to-be-wedded couples are SOOOOOO happy. So they team up to cause some trouble, and Hayley’s alien triplets (who love their mum greatly) offer to help. The five of them decide the 3 non baysiders have GOT to leave town. What devious plan is dani thinking of to get rd of Mark, Wanda & Danusia? While Dani schemes away, Danusia is REALLY excited when Wanda tells her that Pammy’s 10 yr old bro, Sammy, is coming to the Bay stay with his sister. When Pammy introduces Sammy to Danusia she falls head over heels in love with him. D is further impressed by Sammy when he shows her that he’s quite a talented gymnast as well. What will max do now that Danusia has fallen for another guy? Scott H AND Seb/Sebrina are WAY pleased when they see each other and they instantly began running towards each other. They are about to hug, when another person gets in the way, but scott H & seb/sebrina don’t notice and just keep on hugging. When they stop hugging, they realise they’d crushed the person who got squashed between to death. They weren’t REALLY worry when they realised it was ONLY josh west. Silly Scott H pleads for seb/sebrina to help him gert back to Oz. The lady-boy says he will help – if Scott H sleeps with her? what will scott say?< Sally is walking along when he trips over and hits her head. When she awakes she notices things in the Bay look different. Them she is TOTALLY amazed when she sees Pippa and her foster sister Lynn acroos the street. Sally then looks at a newspaper that has been thrown in a nearby bin. The date on the paper in August 6, 1988 - the year she 1-st came to the Bay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!< Date: 27/11/03 Author : JosieTash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosieTash Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 The Phoenix, i'm glad that you're enjoying these CLASSIC tales !!!! belgshep, when i read the Leyton bit, i thought it was sooooo ironic - given all the talk of DB "borrowing" storylines from here !!! here's the next fab five - 161 Despite the "big" words in the text books, Hayley aces the course. She does soooooo well that she is offered a job with one of the top beautician stores. They decide to set up a franchise is summer bay. Will the compnay be silly enough to let Hayley run the business all by her blonde self? Colleen is livid that such a place should be in Summer bay, esp since Sally is behind the project. Colleen rallies together a group of like minded ppl, and they head towards to the former DIC. what will happen when collen's moral minority arrive at SAlly's whorehouse? Seb decides that he must practice with an inanimate object before he tries again to have sex with a living thing so he goes to the local adult shop where he intends on buying a life size "love" doll. What happens when saddo seb is in the sex shop? John McEnroe is still livid at Fi, and wants revenge, but can't make a move against her as kane & kirsty are always with Fi (acting as her bodyguards in many respects). Mac then gets SOOOOOO frustrated that he takes out with anger on the nearby Josh. John hurls his racket at posh's head, which virtually knocks him unconscious. The brattish tennis star proceeded to wack josh in the head until the posh twert is well and truly dead. Because Fi & her two bestest friends in the whole wide world saw all off this, Fi said "OMG, you Killed Josh!", to which Kane replied "You LEGEND!". Jesse is TOTALLY loving his life at the moment. the wonderfully DDG Wanda is his wife, the gym is going extermely well, and he's very close to wanda's 4 kids, so he asks his amazing wife where she would like to go on a romantic holiday for 2. Where do Jesse & Wanda go on their idyllic getaway? Dani is a little apprecencious but it doesn't take long for her alluring gal pal Gypsy to talk Dani around. As soon as it is announced that the sexy lesbo duo have agreed to the government's plan, a bidding war breaks out between all the commercial TV networks in Oz for the rights to screen the two making love (the gov't decreed that ALL the ppl in Oz must be able to see the awesome all girl sex romp, so only free to air stations could bid). After an intense biding war, Channel 7 won the rights to screen Gypsy & Dani "going for it". The LIVE prime time telecast, in which the 2 awesome girls had sex with each other in every possible manner, becomes the highest rating program in Australian TV history !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What happens to Dani & Gypsy next? Date: 30/12/03 Author : JosieTash 162 Despite her obvious talents in applying nail-polish and talking drivel with her customers Hayley makes the BIG MISTAKE of trying to run the business !! Since she can't add up and just guesses what she should charge her customers , she soon finds the business in trouble ....what happens next , will anyone bail the bimbo out ??!! Colleen and her band of puritans arrive to picket the whorehouse , but Sally has a few tricks up her sleeve , infact she has proof that Colleen CHEATED to win the Miss Groper contest 1875 , will she use this to her advantage ??!! Saddo Seb creeps into the shop , he is sooooo turned on by the various products that he cannot help cotinuously shedding his load , this proves too much for the little weakling and he faints before he has time to make a purchase . The ambos are called , but cannot take him away because he is stuck to the floor. How will he get out of this sticky mess??!! John McEnroe is soooo pleased that Kane called him a legend that he forgets his feud with Fi. Instead he decides to invest some money in building a centre of tennis excellence , alongside the elite gymnastics establishment , and asks Fi to run it for him. Fi is delighted , and accepts his offer. Afterwards she thanks Kane for his help in breaking the feud with McEnroe , and gives him a thank-you kiss, and a hug for Kirsty .Is everyone else pleased for Fi ??!! The gorgeous couple , Jesse and Wanda cannot decide on a single destination , so they get round the world luxury tickets . The whole of Summer Bay throw them a going away party , and their good friends , Mark, Jade, Tasha , Fi, Kirsty and Kane vow to look after Wanda's children while they are away ....but can they really cope with the brats ??!! Dani and Gypsy appear to have it made , but cracks are appearing in the relationship. Fame seems to have gone to Dani's head and she insists on being called ''Princess'' by everyone, having her image on all photos , videos etc., larger than Gypsy and generally acting as though the world revolves around her ....nothing new there then !! Gypsy had in the heat of lust forgotten just how whingy , irritating and self-centred Dani really was , but the memories were flooding back!! What will happen to this not-so-happy couple ??!! Date: 31/12/03 Author : Wanda 163 Alf can see that Hyley isn't manging the business side of things too wwll, so he's offers to be her (silent) business partner. This plan works - and though it's meant a hefty increase in the prices fr hayley services, the liked minded bimbos who freqyuent her store don't seem to care. Hayley's business is now rolling in money, so much so that josh tries to rob the place, but hayley stops him. she throws some nail polish into his eyes - which blinds him. Hayley then stabbed josh 1000 times with several nail files, which killed the posh git. Hayley then said to herself "OMG I killed Josh " to which Alf, who had just arrived to transport the day's taking to bank, replied "you LEGEND". Sally offers to meet Colleen alone, where she reaveals that she KNOWS that Colleen cheated to win the contest (the now old bat slept with all 12 judges the day before the miss groper contest). Colleen agrees to tell the puritans to back off and leave sally's "upstanding" establishment alone. But has COlleen REALLY ended her quest against Sally? The SES are called in as they alone have cutting tools strong enough with extricate seb when the sticky situation he's in. Alf is partic embarassed at the sight of his nephew, and decided that something MUST be done about Seb. A town metting is called. What do ppl suggest at the public forum? Fi decides that becasue life is SOOOOO wonderful she will now reside in Summer Bay permanently. her bestest friends Kane & kisrty are only too happy to let Fi live with them for the rest of her life as they adore her SOOOO much. What happens when Fi tells her parents that she's permantetly leaving home? Mark, Jade, Tash, Kirsty & kane began to wonder just how Wanda cope all by herself in the past with 4 adventurous kids. The enegertic Danusia, the "in a world of her own" Leah, the troublesome Joe & the basketball player sized Yan are casuing all sorts of trouble. Will mark & the others find a way to cope? Gypsy, who knows a thing or two about difficult relationships ("i'm the queens of stuff ups") initailly decides to let thing go with the flow, but she finally confronts Dani about her behaviour. Gypsy's lover is almost embarassed when Gypsy tells her the way she have been acting, and Dani promises to NOT rtn to form again. the pair celebrate by indulging in some awesome sex. But can this (dani) leopard really change her spots? The heavily pregnant Pammy is driving herself to hospital as she is due to give anyday now. On the way to the hospital, her water breaks. She is aolne and knows she won't make it to the hospital. She pulls up at the nearest nearest house, which is Angie's. Will Miss Russell help Pammy or will she have to give birth to the child by herself? Date: 02/01/04 Author : JosieTash 164 Hayley and Alf are rolling in the money , whilst Alf wisely invests his , Hayley spends hers on ''essentials'' such as shoes and make-up. Alf tries to help her think of her future but to no avail , so the hapless bimbo goes on a ''spend, spend , spend '' frenzy.But is this arousing jealousy in others ??!! Sally hits upon the idea of forcing Colleen to sleep with Seb , using her information to blackmail her. But Colleen says she would rather have her reputation in ruins than sleep with the saddo. None of the local prostitutes can be bought for this gruesome task either , so it is decided to open up a nation wide appeal to see if there is anyone in Australia desperate enough , male or female to sleep with Seb. As time goes by and no one responds ,Seb's humiliation increases and he decides to go back to Fisher for some sympathy. Alf warns Fisher , however , and he and June hide behind the sofa , pretending to be out while Sad Seb repeatedly rings the doorbell ...what will Seb do now ??!! Fi's parents are not happy , but when they hear that she will be ''adopted'' by Wanda and Jesse , they relent. Afterall Wanda's parenting skills are legendary !!! The rest of the Bay are finding it hard to cope with Wanda's boys. Danusia is occupied with Sammy and her gymnastics , and UK Leah is occupied in her own little world which now includes Robbie , but Joe and Yan are in constant trouble. Then Kane hits on a great idea , they just need a project to keep them busy , and what better activity than killing Josh . ''You LEGEND !!'' said the relieved townspeople , knowing that the boys would be perfect for this mission. Sure enough at the crack of dawn , Yan and his big brother Joe set off tracking down the loathsome Josh. They find him skulking around Fi's washing line sniffing her undies and shoot him through the head with their brand new rifles that they got for Christmas. Fi heard the commotion and looked out of the window . ''What's going on?'' she asked. ''We've just killed Josh!'' the boys replied. ''You LEGENDS !!'' laughed Fi , as the boys went on their merry way !! Dani is trying soooo hard in this relationship , afterall the sex is the best she has ever had , but every now and then her true nature steps in and she behaves like a spoilt little princess. Gypsy is trying to turn a blind eye to Dani's faults , but the cracks are beginning to appear in the relationship. The lesbian pair decide to attend relationship counselling , but unfortunately the incredibly talented counsellor Wanda is on holiday , which only leaves Noah to help them Will the hapless , permanently stoned Noah help them or make things worse ??!! Pammy decides that giving birth on her own is preferable to having Angie's ''assistance'' and gives birth to a beautiful baby girl ''Summer.'' The brave Pammy then drives herself to hospital , where she is inundated with well-wishers and visitors . Is Summer the most beautiful baby ever to be born in Summer Bay ??!! Angie is angry , what will she do ??!! Date: 02/01/04 Author : Wanda 165 Despite the fact most businesses in the bay (incl. the diner, carvan park, tennis centre, gym, hayley's beauty store, sally's whorehouse etc) are more profitable than ever, silly scott hunter's boat shed is almost going under (so to speak). silly scott hates that someone as air headed as he is (hayley) now has a thriving business. What will sillly scott do? Becasue Fisher "wasn't home", saddo seb wandered back to the bay. He decided that he doen't care anymore if the girl he sleeps with likes him or even cares about him in any way. The first person he sees when he arrives back in the bay is shelley. Will the saddo be able to overpower rhys' ex and FIANLLY loose his virginity? Fi's life just couldn't be better. She runs the local tennis ctr, Kane & Kirsty are her 2 best friends, the wonderful jesse & wanda are now her parents, and the top things off Yan & Joe ask her to help them rid the world of the evil Josh. They bound & gag hom of carry him onto the roof of the tennis centre. Fi then pushes him off. Josh dies an agonising death from the injuries of the fall. Fi then says "OMG! I killed Josh", to which Joe & Yan reply "you LEGEND". Gypsy thinks the counselling will be a waste of time, becasue she KNOWS how BAD a counsellor (an off the drugs) Noah is, but she is MOST surprised when the off his face Noah has some brillaint suggestions about how to get her realtionship with the awesome in bed Dani back on track. Gypsy & Dani put some of Noah's suggestions into practice and their ultra hot & steamy sexy realationship becomes stronger than ever. But what will happen to Noah when Dani mentions to Constable Corelli about his drug induced suggestions? The doctors & nurses, who have previously worked in hospitals all over the world, can't believe how amzingly gorgeous young Summer is. indeed, they all think she is the cutest bub they have every seen. News crews from around the world arrie in the bay to do a story about the beautiful bub and her brave mum, Pammy. what happens next? Angie is VERY angry that Pammy would rather give birth on her own that receive assistance the scheming schol teacher. Angie even thinks about kidnapping Summer, until she sees mum & bub together, which (surprisingly) brings out her own maternal instinct. Angie then decides instead to try to patch things up with her estranged daughter. Will Tasha agree to a meeting with ANgie? Date: 03/01/04 Author : JosieTash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosieTash Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 The Phoenix, even with a thousand bodyguards, i'm assure you that the likes of hayle, fi, KK, tash, colleen would find a way to do away with slimy josh !!! belgshep, the sex shop stuff was rather inspired, and speaking of inspiataion you can (of course) thank Stan & the south park gang for post josh death slogans !!! here's some more madness (note - no chapters tomorrow, as i won't be going to a net cafe - more on monday) 166 Stupid Scott tries to persuade Angie to help him to make his business succeed. Unfortunately Angie has been trying sooo hard to be ''good'' in order to win Tasha over that she is feeling very stressed out. She gets very angry at Scott's pathetic whining and paranoia that it's all everyone else's fault. In the end she can bear his boring droning no longer and right in front of his eyes burns the wretched boatshed down. Tasha and Fi are walking past at this moment , and Tasha is suspicious that her mum has reverted to her evil ways. But Angie explains how she is doing Stupid Scott a favour because he is too moronic to run a business , so he would be better off claiming compensation. They all hug and then they hear a horrible screaming noise , ...''what was that?'' asked Tasha. ''Oh, that's just Josh West burning to death inside,'' answered Angie. ''You LEGEND !!'' cried Tasha and Fi , pleased at how wonderfully Angie was coping with being good , and they all went off together to watch Fi's new boyfriend , Leyton Hewitt practising his serve. Infact the only person who didn't look happy was Scott , he looked puzzled. ''I wonder what 'insurance' is??'' he muttered to himself......Is Angie really reformed ...what will Scott do now ??!! Shelley took one look at Saddo Seb and burst out laughing, his fragile ego shrivelled as did his tiny organ. He ran away and hid , unsure of what to do next. Noah appeared as if by magic and began counselling him. Saddo Seb was almost driven to the brink of suicide by Noah's pathetic attempts at counselling , when fortunately Irene turned up with a big stash of hash and Noah left with her. Seb , even more desperate and despondant decided to get some attention by recreating David Blaine's boring stunt of sitting in a perspex box for 44 days and not eating ....will he manage this mind-numbingly boring feat of endurance , will he survive , will anyone notice and will anyone care??!! Constable Corelli decides to turn a blind eye to Noah's drug habits , so long as he sleeps with her ...can Noah stay awake long enough to provide this service to the horny cop??!! Summer is blazened across newspapers world-wide and voted by everyone on the planet as the most beautiful baby ever ...VJ is seething with jealousy ...will the toddler get his revenge on the baby that is stealing his limelight ??!! Date: 04/01/04 Author : Wanda 167 Silly Scott begins a quest to find insurance which he thinks is a place. He goes to the local library, but can't find it in any of the atlases. A normal person would have asked someone else where insurance is, but silly scott is determined to find it himself. After a fruitless search at the city libary, silly scott decides to go on an around australia journey, looking for the place insurance. when this fails, he travels overseas to find it. will silly scott ever be smart enough to actually ask someone where the mysterious "place" is? Meanwhile, Angie's quest to be good, and make up the time away from her daughter Tasha, have hit a intriguing turn. Angie begins to treat Tasha like the baby she adandoned at 18 months. Angie insists the Tasha wears nappies and breast feeds from her etc. Tasha, who desperately wants to get to know her mum, agrees to Angie's suggestion. How will the locals react when they see the teenage Tasha openly breast feeding from Angie in public? ANd what do Tasha's spouses, Jade & Mark, think about all of this? For the 35 days of the expirement NO one notices he is gone, then, whilst talking with her bestest friends kane & kirsty, Fi says that the saddo han't tried to hit on anyone (or anything) for ages. Will the trio bother to find out why seb has been acting out of cheracter? Noah can't stay awake, so Pia throws him in the watch house. She's now sooooooooooooooooooooooo (sexually) frustrated, that's she takes out her anger on the 1st person she sees, Josh. She punches him, which knocks him easily to the ground. She then hand cuffs him and thinks about having her way with him, so she decided the pummeling him to death with her batton will be MUCH more fun. As he dies (from the 100th blow to the head), the nearby Gypsy says "OMG! you killed Josh", to which her gal pal Dani replied "You LEGEND". Pia then told Gypsy & Dani that she decides to give all men the flick, and asked the lesbian duo is she could join the in a 3some. Dani & Gypsy both said a resounding "YES", and the trio of babelicious women made (awesome) love to each other ALL NIGHT LONG. VJ (of cse being the actual offspring of sally & stevo) is a smart little bub. he sneaks in the hospital's nursery and gets into the cot like bed beside Summer. There he bides his time before making his move against Pammy's bub. Will anyone be able to save Summer from the jealous VJ? Date: 04/01/04 Author : JosieTash 168 Silly Scott Hunted wanders around aimlessly with a mournful look on his face , he travells in a big circle and is surprised to find himself back where he started , unfortunately he is too stupid to realise and carries on and on , still in search of the illusive ''Insurance'' , but too stupid to ask for help ....how long before anyone notices this odd behaviour ??!! Tasha's spouses are not impressed with this latest turn of events , but when Angie starts crying Tasha is moved and stands by her mum ....are Angie's tears real , and is this the end for the happy threesome ??!! Fi , Kirsty and Kane try to speak to Seb , but by now he is acting even more paranoid. He keeps muttering about a gym accident and that Kane has murdered the Sutherlands. It is agreed by everyone that the poor pathetic creature is totally dellusional , but no one really knows what to do for him. Alf decides that enough is enough and orders him to come down from his box and eat something . Seb refuses so Alf cuts the ropes which hold it suspended high above the ground. The box containing Seb comes crashing to the ground , but luckily for sad-boy his landing is cushioned by Josh West who was walking beneath. ''I've just killed Josh West!'' said Alf . ''You LEGEND !!'' shouted everyone and even Seb attempted to smile. Fi had to hurry off with K/K , they were meeting with her boyfriend LH for a game of mixed doubles. Ofcourse it would have been too uneven a match if she was partnered with LH , so Fi partnered Kane , while Leyton partnered Kirsty. They had soooo much fun !!!! Mark was visiting Pammy and Summer and luckily spotted evil VJ hiding in the cot!! Pammy ofcourse was sooo grateful , and Sally could not apologise enough for her evil offsprings behaviour. She took him home and despairing of what to do , she hit upon the perfect solution. She would send VJ to the saintly Scotty Phillips for some spiritual guidence. If anyone could get through to the lost soul of an evil child it would be this saintly individual , an expert on child rearing and with the patience and morals of a modern day saint. How lucky that the Bay has this wonderful person living there. Will saintly Scotty P get through to evil VJ ??!! Date: 05/01/04 Author : Wanda 169 Colleen just can't put up with silly scott ruining the Bay's reputation (by him being SUCH an idiot) any longer. She asks Sally to tutor silly scott who appears to have the metal capacity of a 1 yr old. Will Sally take time way from her busy (domantrix) schedule to hep silly scott? Jade & mark are deeply concerned for Tasha. They think Angie is TOTALLY tricking her daughter, but Tasha tells them she doesm't care what they think because although she relunctanly intially breast fead from angie, Tasha now THOROUGHLY enjoys, and looks forward to, suckling on her mum's beautiful breasts. What tasha doen't know is that Angie IS indeed using her. Miss Russell is intending on creating the ultimate ally in her bid to gain revenge on the residents of the Bay. jade & Mark haven't given up hope on rescuing their wife from Angie's evil clutches though. What's their plan to bring Tasha back from "the dark side"? After Seb takes a few more days away from trying to loose his virginity - to regin the weight he lost whilst he was in the container, seb decides to go online to try to get someone to sleep with him. He comes across a website where Russian women offer to have sex with western men if they'll marry the soviet women. What happen when Seb's mail order bride arrives in the Bay? Jesse & Wanda are TOTALLY having the best time on their round the world trip. They are relaxing on the beaches of Brazil when Jesse, who is momentarily distracted from Wanda's awesomely amazing beauty, spots a familiar face. Wanda is stunned when Jess says "can you believe it? That slimeball Josh is here, taking pictures of us". The wonderful couple then both got up and charges towards the posh git. Josh tries to run away, but Jesse & Wanda easily caught up with him. Jesse then punched Josh, which SMASHED his jaw. Wanda then wrapped the camera strap around josh's neck and strangled him to death. Jesse then said to his devine wife "OMG! you killed Josh", to which the entire massive crowd on the beach replied "You LEGEND!". Jesse & his DDG wife Wanda then travelled to the next destination of their world tour. Where are they are off to now? Saintly Scotty P thinks that young VJ will be easily moulded into a nice, well adjusted member of society, but even he is surprised just how bratty the young child is. Saintly scotty determines that VJ must have got all these bad habits from Leah, so she is also is "asked" to attend the sessions run by kane's kind, brillaint older bro. Everyone almost can't believe to changes in Leah that saintly scotty brings out - she is no longer the whining annoying chef anymore, indeed most ppl find her very pleasant now. And the miraculously scotty p appears to have works wonders on VJ as well. The toddler is now actingly as Summer's body guard. VJ proves himself by stopping a kidnapping attampt on Pammy's gorgeous bub. Who is responsible for trying to steal Summer from Pammy's own home? Beautiful Fi & her hunky bf Lleyon ask Kane & kirsty if they'd like to travel the world tennis tour with them (as they enjoy their company - and practising tennis with them - soooooo much). Will Kane, Kisrty & their twins leave the bay to be with the jetsetting tennis buddies, Fi & Lleyton? The sex with Gypsy & Dani is SOOOOOOOOOO good that Pia decides to throw in her job as a cop to star in the adult films of her lesbain lovers. The public ADORES the addition of a 3rd member to the awesome duo. Indeed the viewing audience begins to call for another Summer Bay girl to join in so they can watch an awaeome 4some. Ever eager to please their fans, Gyspy, Dani & Pia began the search for the next member for their "team". Who do the sext trio choose? Date: 05/01/04 Author : JosieTash 170 Sally agrees to assess Silly Scott but she declares him to be the first hopeless case she has EVER come across. But Sally has had another intriguing offer , will she take it up and will it mean the end for her and Flynn. Mark and Jade spend as much time as possible with their awesome wife Tasha. They hope that by showing her their love and devotion (not to mention awesome sex ) they can help her see that Angie is manipulating her. Will Angie's true colours show through ??!! The Soviet woman takes one look at Seb and runs away , but she comes across Silly Scott , and easily persuades him to marry her. She is a massive ex-shotputter with a moustache , but Silly Scott seems happy enough. Will the wedding go ahead tomorrow as Svetlana has planned ??!! Fi and Lleyton's trip has been cancelled and she had a row with Kirsty. She was feeling very unhappy and was walking along the road when she came across Seb. Seeing someone even more upset than herself made her feel sorry for the saddo and she stopped to talk with him. This simple act of kindness lead Seb to become obsessed with Fi and he followed her wherever she went. Fi knew that she needed help to get this monstrocity away from her , esp[ecially as he was now trying to kiss her !!!!!!!!!! She remembered that Wanda's voice usually did the trick and rang her friend up. Wanda dragged herself away from her beach paradise with Jesse to take the call. And despite Fi having been a very naughty girl , kind Wanda helped her friend. Fi was sooo pleased when Seb ran off that she promised never to be naughty again. She made friends again with Kirsty and just to show how sorry she was she even went and found Josh and killed him with her bare hands. ''You legend !!'' shouted everyone , and she was forgiven for her moment of naughtyness (which was so awful that it cannot be written about for fear of scaring younger readers !! ). Sally had been asked to be the fourth sexy baysider , she was already experienced , but would this end her relationship with Flynn??!! It seems that Noah was attempting to kidnap Summer ...but why??!! Will this more pleasant Leah revert back to her annoying ways or has saintly Scotty P truely performed a modern day miracle??!! Date: 06/01/04 Author : Wanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosieTash Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 I love music, Ok, you've got me - there's a time machine under my house as we "speak" (hehehehehehehehehehe) - and yeah, that insurance stuff is defimnitely as laugh ou loud funny now as when is written !!!! belgshep, great line about all hose wonderful, frequent josh deaths !!! 171 Sally decides to have the best of both worlds, ie she continues her HOT realtionship with Flynn, and becomes the latest member of the Gypsy's etc HOT ans horny all girl "team". But neither flynn, nor the Dani & the others, know they sally is two timing them. Will Flynn or the girls discover what sexy sally is up to? As Tasha (enticed by the love and amazing, die-to-for sex) begins to spend more time with Mark & Jade, Angie has to SERIOUSLY calm herself down or she KNOWS that Tasha will be able to see the all her motherly love has just been an act. to rid herself of some of her anger, ANgie writes Josh a note, saying she WANTS him. when he enters her house, he is instantly caught in a rope net trap that angie has set. she then fires a tranquiliser dart at him. the dart has a small dose, so angie has only 1/2 an hr to get josh into place - in front on her dartboard. as soon as he come to, Angie throws dart after dart at him. before too long, all those puncture wounds lead josh to collapse. Just as he dies, Jade, Mark & Tasha enter Angie's home. Miss Rusell then says "OMG! I killed Josh!", to which the trio replied "you LEGEND!". Will Angie use these moments, whilst Tasha & her spouses are full of glee, to despose of the 3 once and for all? Sveltlana begins to think that life in Russia JUST might be better than being married to silly scott, but she loves the climate & beaches of the bay very much, so she goes thru with the wedding. Svetlana evens begins to try to teach her silly hubby to speak russian. Will she have any luck? Fi decided that, as much as she ADORES playing pro tennis all over the world, she LOVES living in the bay, & hanging with her friends kane & kirsty SOOOO much, that she SHOCKS the sporting world by anouncing her decision to retire (whilst she has the world #1 ranking - and is in the best form of her career). Kirsty loves that she can see her bestest friend every day of the year now, and Kane is soooooo pleased that he gives Fi a big friendly kiss, which she TOTALLY loves. With Fi is the all yr round caosh of the teenis ctr, more and more ppl, from all over the globe, sign up for lessons with the recently retired world #1. Fi thinks her life can't get ANY better, but what BRILLIANT surprise have kane & kirsty arranged for their aweomel friend? Since he was fired from the DIC, for being the world's WORST counsellor, Noah NEEDED to get money for drug habit somehow. The ppl who sell him the drugs said the head of their cartel would give Noah a endless suuply of dugs, if he kidnaps the amazingly gorgeous Summer. Noah makes a 2nd attempt to capture Pammy's bub. Will he be more successfyl this time? Everyone can't believe how pleasant Leah is being. alf & the others are just waiting for her to start whining but the wife of the late vincent patterson takes everything in her stride. Seb notices how Leah is acting and works up the courage to ask if the eager to plase chef will sleep with him. Will Leah have sex with seb, or will she, having heard the saddo's request, revert back to her old self? Rhys & Beth decide to join Wanda & Jesse on their latest destination of their world trip, Vietnam. Rhys is quite surpirised when he sees many of the locasl playing Aussie Rules. When he asks several ppl about how they became intersted in the game, they ALL told him that they were visited by the ghost of Dr Charlotte Adams. Soon Rhys, who use to play for the Sydney Swans, gets mobbed by a lot of ppl, who want his autograph. This 2nd bout of fame TOTALLY goes to Rhys' head, and she abondons Beth for his new a-different-girl-every-night lifestyle. His fame is fleeting though, as the current crop of Aussie Rules superstars (like James Hird & Jason Akermanis) travel to Vietnam for publicly appearances and coaching cliniques etc. Will Rhys cope with being "normal" again? and will beth take him back after the way he's treated her? Danusia & Sammy, who are taking a break for their gynmastic training, are hanging out with beth's twins Matilda & Henry. What are the 4 kids are to? Date: 06/01/04 Author : JosieTash 172 Sally thinks that she has everyone fooled and carries on two timing both her lesbian lovers and Flynn. But sticky-beak Colleen's gossip radar made her follow Sally and soon she discovered the truth!! Colleen has always had a soft spot for Dr. Flynn ....so will she tell him what his wife has been up to??!! As Mark, Tasha and Jade celebrate Josh's timely demise Angie offers to make everyone a drink. She poisons the drinks and brings them through for everyone to toast Josh's death....will this be the end of the Bays gorgeous trio ??!! Svetlana has spent 6 months teaching Scott to speak Russian. He has only mastered one word ''da'' unfortunately he thinks it means father and not ''yes''. Svetlana is becoming more and more frustrated by his stupidity but does not want to return to Russia.What will happen to this not so happy couple ??!! Kirsty and Kane organised a huge party for Fi , all the past and present tennis stars were there as well as famous pop stars and other celebrities , not to mention almost the whole of Summer Bay ...even Wanda and Jesse jetted back especially for the occassion , with Fi's adoption papers all signed and completed !!!!!!!! Everyone was having a great time , well almost everyone , Seb and Josh had not been invited , but both were determined to gate crash. Luckily Sammy, Danusia, and the Hunter twins had been having advanced karate lessons to burn up their energy and when Seb saw them approaching he pissed his pants and ran away. Josh however thought stupidly that he could handle these kids and soon learnt the hard way that doing conditioning exercises for gymnastics from the age of five had left Danusia rather stronger than the average nine year old. She was lifted into the air by Sammy and with one graceful movement poleaxed the horrible Josh with an uppercut to the jaw, somersaulted and landed on his head where he had fallen to the ground. All four children then practised all their deadly karate techniques until he was very , very dead. They went into the party and said ...''we've just killed Josh !'' and a huge cheer went up as everyone shouted back ..''you LEGENDS !!!'' Leah was having a lovely time at the party having shaken off the horrid sad Seb. She had told him that the ghost of Vinnie would haunt him forever if he didn't rack off !! Leah now has her sights set on Flynn...but does Flynn still want Sally ...and what will happen if he finds out Sally's secret ??!! Noah's third attempt at stealing Summer failed miserably because he got so stoned at Fi's party that he fell asleep for a fortnight , by which time Summer had left hospital with her awesome mum Pammy...will Noah remember to try again and will he stay awake long enough to succeed ??!! Beth had returned to Summer Bay with Wanda and Jesse but poor deluded Rhys still thinks he is a sporting legend and remained in Vietnam. Jade , Dani and Kirsty all know that only one person can get through to him and get him to come home and that is our hero and the boy who has become like a son to Rhys....Kane. So Kane left immediately after the party , his mission to bring Rhys back safely for his wife and daughters ....will our hero succeed ??!! VJ has decided that he wants to carry on being good , such an impact have the teachings of the saintly Scotty P made on this once evil child.But who is not pleased with this development??!! Date: 07/01/04 Author : Wanda 173 Colleen decides to film Sally having sex with Gypsy, Dani & Pia. She then takes the tape and shows Flynn. the Doc is SOOOOOOOOO grateful that Colleen has shown him sally's true colours that he tells colleen that he be at her beck & call for now on. Colleen uses this power over flyynn to ask him to sleep with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will flynn agree?, and will the doc confront sally, now that he KNOWS about her sex romps with Pia, Gypsy & Dani? Becasue Jade, Mark & Tasha trust Angie are far as they can throw her, they sense something isn't quite right. they insist that Angie drinks a bit from each of the 4 glasses. Angie then collapses to the floor from the posison. Whilst they don't like Angie, Tasha & her two spouses don't wamnt her to die so they ruch her to hospital, where the doctors are able to save Angie's life. The medical staff, however, inform the trio that Miss Ruseell has TOTAL 100% amnesia. Tasha decides to use this to her advantage. She tells her mum that she is the most kind person in the world, a story that is backed about by jade, Mark and the rest of the summer bay townsfolk, who was always thought that Angie is quite a babe, despite her bitchy-ness. When Angie gets out of hospital, she invites Tasha & her daughter's 2 spouses to live with her. Angie then copies Jade & & the other 2 by spending as much time as she can nude. Because of all of this wonderful nakedness (Jade & Tasha KNOW their hubby ADORES beautiful breasts), and Angie's kind, considerate attitude, Mark begins to also fall for his wife's mother. What will happen when Mark tells Tasha, Angie & Jade how he feels? and will Miss Russell EVER remeber what she's REALLY like? Svetlana, who, becasue of her marriage in an aussie citizen, is eligible to try out for the Oz team for the Athens Olympics. when she wins a spot in the Australian team, she divorces silly scott, but becasue he's SOOOOO dumb he doesn't understand waht's happened and continues to follow Svetlana EVERYWHERE. What will the Russian do? Greek Leah DOES have feeling for Flynn, but he seems to busy trying to catch up with Sally (to enquire about the all girl sex romp that collen filmed). But Vinnie has detected that his wife has fallen for another man AND it NOT impressed. Before confronting Leah, Vinnie decides to have a bit fun, so he appears to Josh, and scares the pants off the posh twerp. Josh runs awat very fast and jumps into the swollen local river. Whilst in the water, the strong current carries him over a large waterfall, which kills the annoying git. Ghost Vinnie then says "OMG! I killed Josh" to which a kangaroo, who was drinking at the river replied (in kangaroo-speak) "you LEGEND". Vinnie then tells leah that he doesn't want her to be unfaithful to him. How will Greek Leah respond? Noah (suprise, surprise) can't remember that he was supposed to kidnap Summer, so when he didn't deliver the bub to his dealer, they come after Noah. The drug barons kidnap the failed consellor (with the intend on selling him as slave labour to recoup some of his drug debts). Robbie & UK Leah witness the Kidnapping. Will they be able to rescue Noah? AS soon as kane arrives in Vietnam, he decides the "cruel to be kind" method is the way to go. WHen Kaneconfronts the father of his awesome wife, he tells Rhys that he needs to wake up to himself and accept that he's yesterday's hero. Rhys willingly accepts what the son he never had has said, and immediately takes a flight back to Summer Bay. Rhys begs Beth bto forgive him she the way he treated her, but can Beth find it in her BIG heart to EVR forgive Rhys? and will Shelley take advantage of the situation to get her ex back? Both Hayley AND Wanda aren't too happy that VJ is such a saintly child, mostly because their kids, at times, have been annoying brats. Indeed, both mums asked sanitly scotty to teach their offspring to be little angels like VJ. Saintly Scotty agrees, but will Hayley's triplets & esp Wanda's troublesome Joe, be just as willing? Pammy & Summer go overseas so all the foreign ppl who voted for Summer as "world's most beautiful baby" could see the gorgeous bub in the flesh. What happens during their travels? Saddo Seb decides that he nows wants to celebrate his current status by trying the break the record for the world's oldest virgin. When the current holder of the "illustrious" title (a boring as bat dropings, ugly, rich kid) realises that the summey bay saddo is after his "crown", he launches an attack against seb, using all his money and power to try to entice ANY girl to sleep with seb. Will the ugly kid's plan suceed? or will seb's record breaking dream stay alive? Date: 07/01/04 Author : JosieTash 174 Flynn is devastated at Sally's betrayal , but while he is grateful to Colleen he draws the line at sleeping with her. Colleen gets into a huff , and switches allegiances , now she can't do enough for Sally. Colleen constantly hanging about is cramping the style of our four lesbian lovers and they try to think of ways to get her to rack off ....what will they do ??!! So far the plan to make Angie believe she is a good person is working , but how long before her true nature wins the fight against all this niceness??!! Mark is becoming increasingly attracted to Angie , but will she cheat with him on her own daughter or is she still too 'nice' to do so ??!! Svetlana decides that losing Silly Scott would be the best way to go , so she gives him bogus directions to the Olympic training camp ...where does our moronic Scott turn up ??!! Vinnie asks Flynn about his feelings for Leah , and is relieved that Flynn is only interested in getting Sally back. But will this deter Leah ??!! Leah (UK) and Robbie run and get their siblings and between them tackle the drugs baddies. They overpower and outwit them and bring Noah back safe and sound !! On the way back they come across Josh and push the posh git into the river where a passing crocodile eats him. ''I just ate Josh West'' said the crocodile , ''you LEGEND !!! '' replied a koala. When Rhys returned to Summer Bay with our hero Kane , he was so grateful to the son he never had for making him see sense. Rhys's daughters , esp., Kirsty loved Kane even more for bringing him back safe and sound....and after a very short period of time Beth forgave Rhys and the Sutherland/Hunter clan were once more that tight knit united family they have always been ....Shelley however was seething ...what will she do ??!! Saintly Scotty P assesses Wanda's children and declares that they need no therapy ...Wanda is amazed !! Scotty explains that although these children may have an unconventional out look on life and consequentally behave in an extraordinary manner , they are essentially good children without a trace of evil, even Joe !!! What will Scotty say about Hayleys triplets ??!! Seb is winning the ''virgin race'' not only that but the rich kid seems to have fallen for someone ...who ?? and are the feelings mutual ??!! Date: 07/01/04 Author : Wanda 175 Gypsy & the other 3 decide to spice up their sex romps even more, knowing how much of a prude collen is, but they are amazed they she seems to be REALLY enjoying their extra sexy/sluty performances. Gypsy & Dani, who have been dearly missing the old days (their one on one sex) decide to flee the Bay in the middle of the night. They go to the secret place they hid out when they on the run. In the morning, Sally & Pia are shocked when they discover that Gypsy & Dani have gone. Will they search for their lovers, or will the 2 million dollar cheque collen presents Sally & Pia with (she had just won the 1st prize in the lottery) entice the pair to forget about Dani & Gypsy and make extra steamy love to each other it front of colleen? Just before collen makes her offer, flynn arrives at sally's place and she sees her passionately kissing Pia. How will the usually cool, calm & collected Flynn act now that he's seen Sally knising another woman before his very eyes? Angie decides (despite her niceness) that she has to put her own feelings first, so she agrees with have an affair with Mark (behind her own daughter's back !!!!!!!!!). WHen Angie tells Mark the news, he admits that he misread his own feelings and indeed now does NOT want to cheat on his 2 wifes anymore. Will Mark's actions make Angie revert back to her old ways, or is the new nice Miss Russell be pleased that things won't get complicated between herself & her darling daughter Tasha? Silly Scott arrives on the set of "Neighbours" where all of the cast & crew mistake him for the show's brand new mentally disabled, but hunky, character. Will the Erinsborough gang realise what's actually going on?, and is acting silly scott's true calling? After Flynn rejects Greek Leah for the 15th time, she reverts back to her whining, over the top ways. One of the first ppl to encounter Leah, followinhg her reversion, is Josh. After the greek chef has be going on and on and on and on AND on about how Flynn won't go out with her, josh just can't take any longer. He races into the diner's kitchen and turns on the oven to its maximum temperature. He then gets in the oven and dies from the intense heat. The oven then said "Oh My God! I killed Josh" to which the nearby fridge replied "you LEGEND!" The ugly rich kid has seen Sheeley hanging around the Bay, and decides that she's THE ONE for him. Shelley initially rejects the kid, but then realises that she can use him (and his money) to rid herself Rhys & ALL her offspring, who like Kane (who she despises) more than they like their own mother. Will Sheeley's evil plan suceed? Saintly Scotty discovers that the rare displays of naughtiness from Hayley's triplets are merely the tip of the iceberg. He tells Hayley that her kids are REALLY evil and have been (mostly) hiding their true nature from anyone. Hayley is SHOCKED, and asks saintly scotty to try tpo work the kind of miracle he performed on VJ. Kane's awesome older bro says that he will show Hayley's brats "the light", but when hayles returns to her house, she can't find the triplets anywhere. She then searches the whole of summer bay. still no luck. When saintly scotty takes Hayley back to her home, after a day of intense searching, he is not so surprised when he finds a note (that had clearly been on hayley's own front door since before the kids' disappearance) from Noah which said that she had taken the triplets for a fun day in the city. Hayley is releived, until Wanda phones and tells her that Robbie & UK Leah told her about Noah's drug debts. The frantic search then resumes. Will the ppl of bay, lead by the heroic kane, be able to save Hayley's triplets from being sold to the slave traders, or worse (seceret government agencies etc) ? When Pammy & Summer visit the Middle East, a couple of religious clerics begin to tell their followers that they believe Summer is 2nd coming of the Messiah. Is what they say true? and what will mean if the clerics are correct? Fi decides to accept an offer to hang out with a friend on their houseboat for a week, but can Fi survive that week without seeing her bestest friends in the universe, kane & kirsty? PS - LOVED the croc & the koala ! Date: 08/01/04 Author : JosieTash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosieTash Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 glad you loved those Josh deaths, belgshep. i rem that when i was wrting the chapter when the roo said "you legend" that maybe jesse or flyynn could be out on a bush run etc (to say it) but then i thought, let's have an animal saying it - and wanda (wonderfully) ran with that idea in her chapter so (i think) from now on it will always be animals, initimate objects, body parts etc (ie not ppl) that say those words. btw, i'm surprised that you didn't comment on Mark & Angie (hehehehehehehe) !!! 176 Gypsy and Dani decide they need this time out together , but they get hungry and head for the diner. Josh has as usual been perving on them and thinks they do not know, but on entering the diner Gypsy turns on the posh git , grabs his hand and shoves it in the toaster, a freak bolt of lightning strikes the diner and all its energy surges through Josh and the toaster. He burns to an unrecognisable frazzled stick of black charcoal !! ''I just killed Josh West '' said Hayley , ''You LEGEND'' cried everyone in the diner. ''Actually it was me that killed him'' sulked the toaster, ''well you're my hero, you legend'' crooned the blender. Flynn found that despite himself he rather enjoyed the sight of his wife with Pia , but what he couldn't stand was the nauseating sight of Colleen drooling. He told Pia and Sally that he would forgive Sally so long as he could join in , but that Colleen must leave instantly. Colleen was livid that after everything she had done for dr. Flynn he could treat her so shabbilly , and vowed to spend every last penny of her lottery winnings to get her revenge....what will she do ??!! Dani is getting a little bit fed up of not being the centre of attention , what with everyone congratulating Gypsy. She stomps out of the diner in a huff and comes across Angie ...what happens between them ??!! Mark has the steamiest most passionate night ever with his two beautiful wives , and instantly knows that he made the right decision in not sleeping with Angie , after all life was perfect as it was ...but does someone want to spoil it for them??!! The neighbours crew are getting exasperated with Silly Scott constantly being ''in character'' ....acting retarded even when not on camera ....will they realise that this is not method acting but he really is THAT stupid ??!! Leah's whining is reaching fever pitch , but Kane decides they can put it to good use. They get Leah to make a pizza delivery to the address where the evil drugs baddies are holding the triplets.On answering the door the baddies soon wish they had eaten out as Leah barges in and starts her moaning. As they roll about the floor vomitting with blood pouring from their ears the triplets , who are desensitised to Leah , having been around her all their lives , make their escape. Will they try and be good now ...and where is Noah ??!! Shelley sleeps with the ugly rich kid , he agrees to help her get rid of Kane. Seb is secretly pleased because he is now on target as the oldest virgin ever , at least he will be the best at something , even if it is not through choice !!! What cunning plan has Shelley devised??!! Pammy is not impressed by the religious nutters in the middle east and starts a minor war between a few nations with her forthright opinions. She decides to leave them to it and takes Summer to visit Europe instead!! Fi is needing intensive counselling over the phone with Wanda to get her through the week without her friends , but thoughts of a happy reunion keep her going , what a brave girl !!! Date: 08/01/04 Author : Wanda 177 Colleen tries to get someone she knows to get rid of flynn. No one seems to want to be hurt the doc, not even Leah, who he knocked back. Colleen is not perturbed, and continues to work on Leah, hoping her endless chatter will make Leah SOOOOOO annoyed that she'll agree to knock Flynn off. Leah eventually agrees to dispose of dr saunders for colleen. what's leah's plan? Whilst Colleen was plotting against him, Flynn continued his awesome new lifestyle, making awesome, insatiable love to both sexy sally & passionate Pia. Unbeknownst to the trio, slimy Josh has been filming them, but Jesse & Wanda, who were taking a romantic stroll together (before returning to the bedroom thmselves - for more earth shaking sex) spotted Josh. Jesse picked up the posh twerp and through him into the branch of a nearby tree. The branch pentraited Josh's heart, which (of cse), killed them. the tree said "OMG! I killed Josh" to which a nesting kookaburra, & Wanda, replied "you LEGEND" when Angie & Dani meet, the sutherland girl raves on and on about how she's not the ctr of the universe. A memory from her REAL past cause Angie to begin remembering other ACTUAL things that happened. Miss Russel tells Dani she has places to be, just as Gypsy approaches her lover. Will Miss Nash (who overheard Dani talking to Angie) EVER be able to change her lover's nature? Angie heads towards her house, with "new" memories coming back to her every few moments. By the time she gets to her home, ANgie has remebered EVERYTHING. When Miss Russell enters the house, she sees her daughter, Mark & Jade having a awesome 3some in the living room. What will Angie do? The Neighbours cast & crew tell the producers to get rid of the moronic "method" actor, but with the show's ratings going thru the roof (becasue of the popurality of silly scott's charecter), the producers decline their request. What will the erinsborough gang do to rid themselves of silly scott? Hayley's triplets go to see saintly scotty p, who, like he did with VJ, turns them into little angels. Meanwhile, the search for Noah continues. The police has determined that he is no longer in Australia. Hayley, who realises just how much she LOVES Noah, goes after him. Hayley, with the (obvious) help of others, discovers that Noah is being held in Columbia. Will Hayley be able to rescue her darling Noah? and who will she get to look after his triplets while she overseas? Shelley uses some of "her" rich kid's money to hire a team of specialists to creep into the sutherland house AND the nearby KK place. Once inside, the team covers all over the clothing in poison, so as soon as Rhys, Beth, Kirsty, Kane & the others put ANY of the clothes in their cupboards and drawers on, they will DIE. Will SHelley's evil plan suceed? Pammy & Summer have a great time in Europe. They REALLY enjoyed England, where it snowed. Wanda was only to happy for her great friend to stay in her northern hemisphere residence. Where do Pammy & her gorgeous bub go next? Thanks to Wanda, Fi JUST survives the week away from her bestest friends. Fi brings back some gifts for Kane, Kirsty, their twins, Wanda & her many friends in the Bay. Kane is partic impressed with his present. What is it? Date: 09/01/04 Author : JosieTash 178 Hope this posts ...final attempt !! Leah only agreed to Colleen's plan inorder to warn Flynn , but Colleen sneakily knows that Leah will now go to Flynn's and bore him to death about Colleen's request to kill him. However Colleen has forgotten that Flynn has had years of counselling experience to draw on , and has learnt the art of appearing to listen and be interested when he has infact totally switched off. This saved Flynn from going insane when Dani demanded counselling for several years for having worn the same dress as a classmate to the formal , and it now protected him against Leah's droning voice....what will Colleen do now??!! Gypsy decided that the only way to cure Dani was to mirror her behaviour and show her how it feels to be going out with a self-centred spoilt princess ...Will this plan work??!! K/K and the Sutherlands go over to see their friends Mark,Jade and Tasha, obviously they go naked as is the norm when visiting these lovely friends. Josh sneaks into the houses and steals their clothes as he tries on the first bra and dress the poison takes hold and kills him. ''We killed Josh West'' say the bra and dress. ''You legends'' cry the rest of the clothes!! Shelley is livid that her plan has failed and that she was not invited to the get together especially when she finds out that Angie was there,she observes Angie and notices a change in her demeanor and decides that Angie may in fact be an ally in her warped revenge plan, she decides to try another plan....what is it??!! Silly Scott is ostracised by the crew of neighbours , but is too stupid to notice that he has been given the cold shoulder treatment.What will they try next to get him to leave??!! Noah is reluctant to leave Colombia , with its ready supply of cheap drugs...how does Hayley persuade him to come home??!! Pammy and Summer fly to France ....what do they do there??!! Wanda has taken the three angelic triplets in and they play wonderfully with her children, Seb wants to cause trouble though ...what does he do and why??!! Fi returns from her holiday bearing gifts....her gift to Kane , a beautiful portrait of Kirsty that talented Fi painted while away, brought a tear to his eye and a special hug for Fi!! Date: 10/01/04 Author : Wanda 179 Colleen is REALLY annoyed with Flynn (because she THOROUHGHLY enjoys seeing him getting hot & heavy with sally & pia), so she buys herself one of the "quick release" stripper's dresses. She then threatens Flynn that if she can't watch him having sex with the girls, each time they encounter each other she'll remove the dress, and he'll have to put up with the putrid sight of her naked body. Flynn initially says that he is not worried, but changes his mind after he sees collen in her birthday suit twice in approx the next hour. Flynn says Colleen can watch, but only if she keeps her clothes ON. What do sally & pia have to say when Flynn tells then this news? Gypsy's plan is an abysmal failure, as this only encourages Dani, who now thinks that Gypsy has been hiding her true nature from her. Not that it matters to daNI, becaUSE SHER LOVES hanging out with someone who is EXACTLY like her. Gypsy doesn't want Dani to break up with her (the AWESOME sex is just TOOOOOOOO good), so she countinues being a selfich-cow princess. WIll Gypsy comes clean?, and what will happen when Dani discovers that her lover has deceived her TWICE? Shelley approaches Angie, and asks her if Miss Russell wants to team up to form a revenge filled duo against KK and the sutherlands. ANgie tells Shelley she doesn't need any help, esp from the annoying conseller. Shelley goes off in a huff. To calm herself down, she takes a walk in the bush, where she sees josh. Thje still enraged SHelley sees a big rock nearby her, so she pushed it, which made it roll down to where josh was. The large boulder flattened the posh twerp like a steamroller, which killed him. As the large rock contuinue to roll on, it said "OMG I killed Josh" to which a nearby echidna replied "you LEGEND". ANgie decides to wait until her daughter's guests have done, AND Jade, Mark & Tasha have begun pleasuring each other again, before she makes her move. Angie goes to her room and gets a cylindrical object from her drawer. She is now holding in her hands a self made enslaving device. She walks back into the living room, where Tasha, Mark & Jade are still making awesome love to each other. She fires the beam at the 3 of them. Angie then says "Slaves, stop what you are doing and kneel before me". ANgie cackled in delight when Jade, Mark & Tasha do her bidding. What will she force the sexy 3some to do for her now? The Neighbours cast asked the writers to create a storyline where silly scott's character has brain surgery and is cured of his mental ilness. the writers are only to willing the create this new story. What happens afetr silly scott's character has the life changing operation (performed by Dr. Carl Kennedy) ? Hayley REALLY doesn't like COlumbia, so she tells Naoh that she'll make Australia the cheap drugs capital of the world. Noah says he'll rtn to Oz, ONLY when Hayley has fulfilled her promise. Will the blonbe suceed ? Pammy & Summer visit all the usual sights (Eiffel tower, the louve, arc de trimuph). They then encounter 2 ex-pat Aussies, Shannon Reed & Mandy Thomas. The 2 authors were haveing a brainstorming session about theor next novel, when they haeard a familair accent nearby (as Pammy baby-talked to SUmmer). Shannon & Mandy began talking to Pammy, and as Summer's mum told then some of her life story, the Shannon asked if they could use Pammy's tales as the basis of their new book. Pammy readily said "How COOOOOOOOOL" and agreed to keep in contact with the 2 authors. Pammy & Summer then headed to America. What happens to the awesome pair Stateside? Seb is TOTALLY over his "oldest virgin" quest and has set his eyes on Hayley's only daughter, Bec. Wanda & Danusia see the saddo looser perving on Hayley's daughter. Joe & Yan, who are good friends with all the alien triplets, rush outside (withn Bec's 2 brothers) to confromt Seb. What happens when the 4 of them catch up with the saddo? Fi loves it when her portrait takes pride of place above the KK mantle piece. Soom after, many Baysiders ask Fio to do THEIR portarits as well. Will Fi be able to successfully slip her time between tennis coaching AND portrating painting, or will, things get TOO much for her? PS - I thought yopu must have been having trouble when i hadn't heard from you when i came to the net place yesterday. Date: 11/01/04 Author : JosieTash 180 Sally and Pia tell Flynn that they are too turned off by Colleen's presence to agree to her watching them, but they have a plan. Flynn leaves the house and Colleen follows , she whips off her dress in front of him and the girls strike. Sally has videoed Colleen ''flashing'' and Pia arrests the old perv. Colleen is sent down and while in prison she meets an old schoolfriend 'the guv' who is due for release in three weeks , the same time as Colleen. Colleen gossips about the residents of summer bay and wonders why 'the guv' is so interested in Dani. What has the guv planned for Dani and what will Gypsy think when she sees Dani's ex-lover ??!! Shelley is sooo angry that she spies on Angie and sees her evil plan. Although a crap counsellor and even crapper mother Shelley is outraged that someone should enslave one of HER daughters . She waits until Angie has gone to bed and steals the enslaving device . She takes the device to UK Leah and Robbie , and tells them what Angie has done. Will the two boffins be able to figure out how to work the device??!! The neighbours cast act out the story line. However Silly Scott Hunter is unable to act the ''cured'' intelligent role , so they decide to kill the character off.Silly Scott leaves dejected , but is surprised when a casting director who is unaware of Scott's problem asks him to work on All Saints....what role does he get??!! Hayley's plan is not working. The drugs barons will not lower their prices , so Hayley decides to get Noah soooo stoned that he will not care where he is and sneak him back to Oz. The plan is working ...but they are stopped by Australian customs officials....what happens next??!! The book about Pammy is a best -seller and she travels with her bub to USA. Summer is at first afraid of the numerous stupid fat people in this country , but soon gets used to them. On their travels they come across Nick Smith, he is now enormously fat and spotty and works at Maccers , his film carreer having nose-dived !! What happens next??!! The summerbay kids kick the **** out of saddo Seb but leave him after he wets his pants and starts crying and promises not to perve on Bec again. Uncle Alf grounds him for six months and takes away his tv. Seb is even sadder now....will he stop perving ??!! Fi is working hard and getting frazzled so she decides to take a break and visit her bezzy mates Kirsty and Kane. She has a lovely time and after one tequilla too many takes a wrong turn on the way home. She sees someone ahead and is just about to ask directions when she sees that it is the sleezy tosser Josh West. She starts running back the way she came , she can hear his footsteps chasing her, she is getting scared and panicky now....when bang!!! She runs straight into the strong arms of her mate Kane. She clings to him , and all her fear disappears. As Josh comes tearing round the corner , his face connects directly with Kanes fist BANG and he drops unconscious on the floor.Kane takes the grateful Fi home explaining how worried he and Kirsty were about her , walking home alone.Fi smiles and thanks him with a little kiss promising that she will never walk home alone again. Meanwhile a poisonous toad jumped into Josh's open mouth and killed him with it's venom. ''I just killed Josh West ...ribbit...'' said the toad. ''Sssss , you LEGEND !!'' hissed a passing snake. 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JosieTash Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 I love music, sorry about that. If there's a REALLY past charecter mentioned again i'll throw in a bit of an annex for them (their history etc) The Phoenix, the trouble is, these were written a few ago, so what we erote then is what i post here !!! belgshep, silly IS the point of all this - and you'll agree that it serves this purpsoe V well !!!! 181 When the Guv & Colleen have served their time, both head stright for Summer Bay. The Guv sees Dani & Gypsy passionately kissing and as she gets closer she says to Dani "i bet you haven't told your new sexy new thing (referring to Gypsy) about us", to which the sassy redhead replied "Yeah. I know about you, old bag. Thanks for teaching Dani EVERY girl-girl sex trick in the book.She's the BEST lover i've EVER had". Gypsy then drags down the boob tube Dani has on and kisses her lover's breasts (which Dani adores). The Guv is NOT impresed, partic after Dani replicates her sexy gf's action and carresses Gypsy's tits. Before the Guv walked off she warned the girls "i don't care how long it takes, i'm going to get you BOTH. Particularly you, PRINCESS". Dani & Gypsy laughed off the Guv's threat, but Dani knew it was VERY real. the sutherland girl then comforted herself by making insatiable love to Gypsy, but the Guv's words were constantly in Dani's mind. What the Guv's plans for revange against our the sexy-licious lesbian lovers? Meanwhile, Colleen has decided if Flynn, Sally & Pia won't openly have a awesome 3some infront of her, she'll have to be more sneaky about it. She installs hidden cameras in every room of their house, and now thoroughly enjoys the trio pleasuring each other (all from the confront of her own living room - whilst she is, of cse, NUDE). Will Sally, Flynn & Pia discover what Collen has been doing? Robbie & UK Leah are amazed by the complexity of the device. It not as easy as either of them thought to reverse the effects of what Angie has done to Jade, Mark & Tasha. UK Leah FINALLY works out the correct way to reverse the effects of the device, and the 2 rush to find Angie's slaves, who they discover in the diner, preparing to shoot rhys, kirsty, kane, beth, henry & matilda. UK Leah does the honours and fires the reverse beam at Tasha, Mark & Jade, who instantly are astonished they have guns in their hands. Each of the 3 throw the guns out the doorway of the diner, and wonder what has gone on. Robbie & UK Leah informs the trio what has happened. Tasha is partic disturbed by what her OWN mother did to her, so she stormed out of the diner and headed for Angie's palce. As she went, she encountered Josh. Tasha was so enraged (with what her mum had done) that she just needed someone or something to the the excessive anger out on (before she reached Angie's place), so she karate kicked Josh in his (minute) private parts. She then tore the disgusting (call the fashion police) shirt that he was wearing off him, and used it to try a noose around his neck. she then hanged him from a nearby tree which killed him. "OMG we killed Josh" said the shirt, Tasha AND the tree simultaniously, A nearby bilby & wombat replied "you LEGENDS". A STILL deeply angered Tasha then arrives at her mum's place and kicked the door down. Will Angie stand any chance against her enraged daughter? Back at the diner, jade & Mark begin to remember that, whilst they were Angie's slaves, she made them BOTH have sex with her. Will the pair EVER get over the hidious experience? Silly Scott begins a recurring role, on All Saints, as a patient who has been bought to Ward 17 after being brain damaged in a car accident. The cast of the show are well aware that Silly Scott is, in everyday life, a TOTAL moron. Because lead actress Georgie Parker (NUM Terri Sullivan) know about this, it seems all is well at least with the AS cast etc. The viewers of the show, however, HATE seeing Silly Scott as a brain dead idiot in yet ANOTHER show. What will his adoring public do when they find out that silly scott has an IQ of MINUS 500? The customs officials determine that noah must stay in the dentention until ALL of the copius amount of drugs are out of his system. This means that Noah will have to go cold turkey. How will he cope with not having a single drug for the 34 hours that government doctors have set? and will Hayley, who KNOWS how drug addled Noah is, be able(in any way) to slip him some illegal substances? Nick aks Pammy if she can arrange that he scores a role in the forthcoming movie, based on Shannon & Mandy's best selling novel. Pammy suggests that nick is currently perfect for the small part of the character based on saddo seb. Will Nick accept a role in what is being touted to be the BIGGEST movie of the year, even if it is of the sicko virgin? Seb is totally obsessed with perving. Because he grounded, he takes advantage of the Pay TV subscription which uncle Alf has recently got. The saddo secretly orders ALL the Adult channels he can. Will Alf find out what his nephew has done? Fi decides that tennis coaching is her #1 priority, and that she'll do the numerous poratits when she can. 99.999999999% of the ppl in the Bay are only to willing to wait til fantastic Fi has time to paint their paintings. The ONLY person who insists that Fi does the portrait NOW is Shelley. How will Fi handle this dilemma? PS - GREAT MINDS!!!!! I was thinking that you'd make silly scott a star of All Saints !!!! Date: 12/01/04 Author : JosieTash 182 The Guv asks Colleen what she's up to. Colleen shows her the hidden cameras and it is dildo heaven as the two old bags perv on Flynn , Sally and Pia. The Guv suggests they do the same to Dani and Gypsy whilst formulating their revenge plans. The old bags figure that working as a team will be better and give them more pervy treats. What will the two old bags do ??!! Dani is still feeling nervous about the Guv being in the Bay. She tells Gypsy that she feels that the Guv is watching her and she can't be intimate while she is on edge. ''It's always about how you bloody feel , isn't it??!!'' shouted Gypsy as she stomped off !! What will happen to our sexy lesbians ??!! Leah (uk) and Robbie are hailed heros , but both blush modestly and skip off together to read more Harry Potter. The other kids are a bit jealous so they set off to discover heroic deeds they can do. While on their travels they come across Josh and decide to practice their daring on him. Danusia back flips him in the face, as he falls backwards Yan grabs him in a headlock and Sammy punches him in the face. Joe kicks him in his tiny privates and then they all jump up and down on him, as he lies drowning face down in a puddle where a passing possum had just peed. ''We've just killed Josh West , cried the kids , the possum and the puddle of **** !! ''You LEGENDS'' said a kangaroo as he hopped by warily looking out for Dani and her car. The cat-fight of the centuary had just broken out. Tasha had youth , grit, and speed on her side. Angie had slyness, guile and cleverness on her side. They bitch-slapped , kicked, punched, dodged and weaved. The fight went on and on , a large crowd of onlookers gathered , no one wanted to stop it , it was too fantastic !!! Who will win this battle between evil mother and feral daughter ??!! It looks like silly Scott's acting carreer is doomed , until he gets a call from his agent. They want him to go to holiwood to audition for the part of loser Seb in Pammy's film. Nick found out and was livid , he really needs this part , he is sick of working at Maccers and saying ''Have a nice day!!''. Will Nick sabotague Silly Scotts chances of playing loser Seb ??!! Noah has been in detention for three months and still hasn't come down....how much drugs was in his system or is someone sneaking them in to him ??!! Alf's tv bill arrives ...he owes the rental company a million dollars ...Seb has spent every minute watching expensive porn. Alf is livid and orders Seb to ride Noah's motorbike continuously , hoping his premonition will come true....what happens next ??!! Fi is trying to concentrate on her coaching but Shelley keeps interrupting her whining about getting her portrait done. Fi doesn't want to be rude , but luckily her best friends Kirsty and Kane overheard Shelley. Kane doesn't mind what Shelley thinks of him , and stands up for Fi. ''Are you deaf ??!! Leave her alone you screwed up old cow !!'' he shouts at Shelley , ''and take ugly rich boy with you !!'' he added as Shelley stomped off. ''Thank you so much'' said Fi. ''No worries'' said Kane , and the three went round to Wanda and Jesse's for a lovely meal. Date: 13/01/04 Author : Wanda 183 As Dani chases afer Gypsy, collen & the Guv install the cameras in the home of the 2 lesbiasns. Both of them hope gypsy & Dani can kiss & make up (and soon) as they aslo have placed explosives under the house. They plan to detonate the devices having watched gypsy & Dani pleasure each other one last time. Dani catches up with gypsy and tells her everything that the Guv did to her in prison - this included showing the pictures of herelf B4 she had the "Princess Whore" tattoos removed. Gyspy feels deeply that her lover has been through SOOOO much pain that she agrees to let bygones be bygones. the pair then head back to their house (for the BEST "make up sex" EVER), unaware what collen & the Guv have done. IS this the end of (sexy) dynamic duo? As UK Leah & Robbie continue to read Harry Poter, Josh enquires about the enslaving device. Robbie says the device has been destroyed. Josh doesn't believe and insists they tell him where it is. All of Josh's conmstant questioning FINALLY gets to much for usaully unflappable Robbie & UK Leah, so they BRILLIANTLY use the bits and pieces in their bags to create a small catapult. Becasue josh is SOOOOO pumy, their device easily propels him into the air. AS the posh twert gets closer to the ground, he screams like a girl as he sees a snake with a mouth WIDE again. the HUGE snake then swallows Josh whole, and says "I killed Josh" to which a nearby platypus replied "You LEGEND" The enormous mother daughter catfight has gone on for SOOOOO long that there are local AND international media crews on hand to report of the spectacel. Indeed, several news channels are screening battle 24/7. Gambling houses all over the world are EVEN taking bet in who will win. Eventaully, after 6 thoroughly entertaining months, Tasha emerges as the victor, and is greeted her the BIGEEST hugs & kisses from hee 2 spouses, Jade & Mark . But is Angie dead?, or will she remand a rematch with her amazing offspring? Nick knows how stupid Silly Scott is, so when scoot asks a familiar face for directions, Nick tells him that the 1st bit of filmimg is in south america. Nick then bribes a unreputable plastic surgeon to make him look like silly scott. will nick's plan work, and where will Silly Scott end up? The government doctors initailly suspect that Noah is STILL high frtom the drugs he tyook in columbia, but they soon befin to suspect that the jam in the sandwiches Hayley has been bringing her friend is HEAVILY laced with drugs. Will they be able to catch Hayley? or will she work her bimbo blonde charms of them? Alf JUST contains his delight when Flynn contacts him saying that seb has been in a MAJOR motor cycle accident, and that it appears that he could very well DIE. Will Alf, the Bay AND the world be FREE of the saddo virgin? Shelley decides to get her portrait done by an artist suggested by her rich lawyer. Shelley hates the finished product, but the artist responds by saying that Shelley required the painting to be true to life. Shelley was (once again) livid. Will she wait THIS time for a portait from Fi? (and will she have a "true to life" or will she ask for her features to be "enhanced")? Kisrty suggests to Kane that she's thinkinhg about auditioning for the latest series of "Popstars". Fi, Wanda AND her kids think it's a GREAT idea, as kirsty has SUCH a brillaint voice. Kane also agrees that Kirsty should live her dream of being a singing star. How will kane's soulmate go at the auditions? Date: 13/01/04 Author : JosieTash 184 As Gypsy and Dani make mad passionate love ,the bomb goes off and they are thrown into the air by the blast. Both have horrific facial injuries , how do they react to the change in their own and each others facial features ...is this the end for Dani and Gypsy??!! Colleen and the Guv go to the diner to celebrate the success of their revenge plan , part one. And to plan part two , their revenge on Sally and Flynn. But someone overhears them , who ??!! The amazing threesome of Mark, Jade and Tasha are so happy to be reunited...they have been having a ''love-in'' for three weeks....but in the meantime , unbeknown to them Angie has been licking her wounds and recovering ...what will the evil mother do next ??!! Scott is soooo stupid that whilst looking for South America he stumbled by chance onto Hollywood...an easy mistake to make. He went into the nearest place to ask directions , when suddenly he heard his name being called. He was very relieved because his name is one of the very few things he actually does know. As he walked into the room he was astonished to find someone there who looked just like him , except he was much fatter and spottier. When this person spoke he sounded familiar.It was Nick. ''Hi Nick,'' said Silly Scott grinning. ''Remember me. I'm silly Scott Hunter!'' The casting agents immediately knew that this indeed was the famously stupid actor and he was given the role. Nick hastily blagged some lie to get an audition too. He was given the role of ''fat man in diner asking for a double cheese-burger.'' Nick was livid , it was the smallest role in the film and what was more it involved him eating a cheeseburger ...the very thing he wanted to get away from. What will Nick do now??!! Hayley flutters her bimbo eyelashes at the guards and leans over revealing a little too much. The guards are mesmerised and distracted. She sneaks some release papers onto the desk and asks the ''big strong guard'' how do you work your stamper?'' He stamps the papers with the official stamp and Hayley says to him. ''Write your name down for me ,babe,'' The guard signs the document. Hayley takes the papers away with her. She returns the same afternoon, with the signed , stamped documents and demands Noah's release. The guard knows he has been tricked , but cannot say anything , since it was his fault. He releases Noah who gratefully falls into Hayleys arms. Hayley drives Noah to Summerbay , he sits in the passenger seat with a big grin on his face and a big spliff hanging from his gob, thinking , life is sweet. But is something going to happen to wipe that smile off his face??!! Seb lies in hospital wondering why no one has visited him, when Flynn and Alf walk in. '' Seb we're moving you to the city spinal unit,'' said Flynn. ''But I only grazed my knee'' whined Seb. ''No, no no,'' insisted Alf. ''You have severe internal and spinal and head injuries, it's just the head injury makes you think you are ok.'' ''But look I can walk'' said Seb , nimbly hopping out of bed. ''No you can't'' insisted Alf,''you just think you can, you are paralysed. You have to go to the City hospital and that's final.'' Flynn and Alf went to Flynn's office , and Alf gave Flynn a large sum of money. He wanted Flynn to keep the healthy Seb in the City hospital as long as possible. ''Anything to keep the little mongrel away from me,'' said Alf. Flynn arranged for the transfer of his ''patient'' to the city spinal unit. Will Seb find out that uncle Alf has tricked him. Meanwhile uncle Alf is bitterly disappointed that Seb is so well. He walks home feeling very angry. On the way he encounters Josh West , and shakes his fist at him. Josh is so frightened that he runs backwards , not realising how near the edge of a cliff he is. He plunges into the water , where a passing shark tears him limb from limb. ''I just killed Josh West'' said the shark. ''You LEGEND'' replied a dolphin. Fi paints a fantastic portrait of Shelley , but is nervous of showing it to her. Her mate Kane goes along with her for moral support. At first it looks as though Shelley is going to say something bad , but she looks at Kane who is standing right next to Fi with an ''I dare you'' look on his face. Shelley gulps, smiles a syrupy false smile and tells Fi how wonderful it is. After they have gone she swears to get even with that Kane !! What does Shelley do ??!! Kirsty's audition is brilliant , but she knows she cannot bear to be parted from her beloved Kane. She agrees with the record company bosses that if she wins she will release just one record a year and do just one concert per year , so as not to be away from her husband and family too much. Amazingly the record bosses think this is a brilliant idea , leaving fans wanting more. But will Kirsty win ??!! Date: 14/01/04 Author : Wanda 185 Gypsy, as ever, takes life as it comes and doen't care how she, or Dani, looks, but her lover runs away, rather than let ANYONE see her looking in such a way. Gypsy goes after her and reminds dani of how much she been through in her life. This pep talk convinces Dani to rtn to the BAy, but only after Gypsy agrees to dani getting plastic surgery done. Things turn out fine as Dani's preety looks ar repaired (so much so that you wouldn't know she'd been involved in an accident). Gypsy decides that she likes her "battle scars" and doesn't have surgery. Will this affect her realtionship with Dani? Rhys overhears the 2 old bags chatting. He races off to inform Sally, flyyn & Pia of colleen & the Guv's plans. Just as collen & the GUv go to chase afer rhys, the "batlle scarred" Gypsy (after her talk with dani) arrives in the diner, where the 2 were talking. GYpsy is VERY angry. what happens next? and what does rhys tell sally & co, that the dastardly duo are up to? As Angie plots against the trio, she is almost sidetracked as she enjoys watching the 3 at "work" (partic her dughter). ANgie then refocuses in the job at hand, destroying the 3some. Tt's going to take all of her skill (esp without the enslaving device). When Tasha, Mark & Jade finally "come up for air" and rtn to their noraml lives, Angie speaks to each of the 3 when they are alone. She tells them to the others don't REALLY love (and are just using them for sex). Will any of the 3 believe her EVIL lies? NIck TOTALLY looses it. He runs out of the studio, puches a cop, and grabs his gun. Nick thinks about shooting everyone in the studio, but his conscious gets the better of him. Then he sees a familair face. Nick fires the wpn at slimy josh west. The bullets hit him in the chest, heart & legs, and josh is knocked to the grounb . As he dies from the injuries, the bullets AND the gun said "we killed josh", to which a nearby car says "you LEGENDS". Meanwhile, the filming of silly scoot' scenes in the film aren't going well. silly scott has trouble reading to billboard sized cue cards with his lines of them. what will the producers do? The guard realises that Noah is just TOO big a menace, and tells his superiors how the druggo's blonde bimbo gf deceived him. the police are soon on hayley's tale. She knows they will get caught if they stay on the bitumen roads, so she take the dirt roads on order to escape. It's to no avail, as the police block the track in front & behind her. Hayley tries to distract the cops by revealing more than JUST cleavage when she removes her top & bra. Will the police be distracted long enogh for her & noah to escape?, or are they both heading for the slammer? Seb gets up from his bed. he isn't surprised whn he CAN walk. he overhears Flynn taking to alf on the phone. the doc tells him that the hospital NEEDS the bed and wants to release Seb. he also hears flynn saying that no amount of money will keep seb in the hopital. Seb then races out of the building, and steals a CAR (as he remembers alf's preminition). Seb then quickly speeds towards the Bay. When he arrives, Seb goes to the diner kitchen where he grabs the BIGGEST knife and waits for Alf. When his uncle arrives, Seb lunges a him with the knife. Has seb connected? what's happens next? Shelley knows that she can't mess with kane himself, so she decides to go after the ones he loves. She puts an advertising flyer in the letterbox about a new funky clothes shop in yabbie creek. Fi read the flyer and decides to check the new store out. When she arrives, he realises too late that it's a trap, as the henchman shelley has hired as too mush bfor even Fi to handle. SHelley says that Fi MUST paint a MUCH better portait - or she'll die. Will shelley like to new poratit? or will kane be able to save his freind from sheeley's EVIL clutches? Kirsty easily wins "Popstars", and, bacause of the MASSIVE demand for tickets for her once a year shows, a new 200,0000 seat stadium is constructed on the the outskirts of town. who is NOT happy with the latest development? Date: 14/01/04 Author : JosieTash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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