Krazy Karl Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 My god... where has this been all of my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmy Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 LoL Ryan i just keep wanting to read more and more...soooo? What happens between Alf and Kane?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackieleanne Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Awww Ryan you have to tell us what happens between Kane and Alf. Im hooked to this story its short but sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 "Nah,"said Alf, I'll have a piece of that sausage." "You can't have that, it's Kirsty's." "You should have thought about that before you ran over my manikin sonny." Alf took a nibble of Kane's sausage. Sally drove past in her car. Hayley was sitting beside her. "I can't beleive people are out on a night like this, said Sally. "Me too, look there's Alf and Kane." "You two, you should get inside, you're going to get sick. "Sally watch where you're going, shouted Alf. Sally's car slithered off the road. Next Time What will happen to Sally and Hayley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Di Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 The sun was rising, on a typically nice Summer Bay morning. Matilda walked along the beach. There was a couple of children making a sandcastle in the sand (woah), their parents watching them unattentively whilst reading the latest Patricia Cornwall offering. "Yoo-hoo" Colleen was running along the beach. Matilda stopped and looked downhearted as Colleen was heading in the opposite direction. She looked upset. "Matty, your mum wants you to return home, she's got some bad news" Next Time What is Beth's bad news? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Beth was at home, sitting on a chair twiddling her fingers, like she was playing an invisible piano. Matilda ran in. "Mum, what is it?" "Well," said Beth, "I was making lasagne for dinner today and when I took it out I found this at the back of the oven. I'm really sorry." "Mum, how could you. It was my favourite." "I'm sorry darling, I really am." Next time What has Beth put in the oven? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Mum" "I'll buy you a new one I promise." "But it was my favourite" Matilda walked over to Beth and carefully took the burnt remains of one of her T-shirts away. "Matty, what was it doing in the oven anyway?" "I don't know, Henry must have hid it there." The phone rings, shrilling the air. Next Time Who has phoned Beth? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Hello, Beth Hunter here, can I help?" Kane is on the phone at the Beach House. "Sorry, Beth, I must have got the wrong number." Kane puts the phone down. "I just phoned Beth." "Aw Kane, you're such a dope." "Seven-four-six-five-eleven" "Ah, g'day Mr. Hunter, can I have a fish supper and Kirst, what did you want again? Next Time What does Kirsty want from the fish and chip shop? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Just get me a sausage supper." "I'll have a sausage supper." "That will be ten dollars Mr. Phillips. Pick it up in fifteen minutes." "Will do." The crackling of thunder could be heard from out at sea. "Sounds like a storm is brewing" "Darling, drive carefully." Kane was driving along, the rain pelting off the windscreen. He felt a bump. Next Time What has Kane hit? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "God, I've hit something said Kane, as he got out his car and crept around. "Oh, my god," said Kane. "What have I done?" "Yes, just what have you done." said Alf. Kane looked at the tangled remains of Alf's manikin for the Summer Bay Manikin contest. "Alf, I'm so sorry, here, have a chip." "I don't want won of my flamin chips son, that's my entry ruined. Kane trembled in fear as Alf stalked towards him. Next Time What will happen between Alf and Kane. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Nah,"said Alf, I'll have a piece of that sausage." "You can't have that, it's Kirsty's." "You should have thought about that before you ran over my manikin sonny." Alf took a bit of Kirsty's sausage. Sally drove past in her car. Hayley was sitting beside her. "I can't beleive people are out on a night like this, said Sally. "Me too, look there's Alf and Kane." "You two, you should get inside, you're going to get sick. "Sally watch where you're going, shouted Alf. Sally's car slithered off the road. Next Time What will happen to Sally and Hayley? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's great,I like it as there's alway's a cliffhanger at the end of each segment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Sally's car slithered to a stop just short of the Summer Bay Surf Club sign. Thank god, said Sally. "My no claims premium would have went up if I'd hit that. "So am I, said Hayley. "I would have had to walk home and I've only got this white T-shirt." "What a shame she didn't hit that sign, said Kane as he walked over. "Kane, you're a married man," said Alf. Meanwhile back at the Beach House. "I wonder where Kane is, said Kirsty. "He's been gone for ages." "Don't know darl." "I'll phone him." "I think the lines are down." "I'll just do the dishes, said Irene. She was turning on the tap, when lightening struck. Next Time Will Irene survive her lightening strike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Di Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 "So am I, said Hayley. "I would have had to walk home and I've only got this white T-shirt." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :whistle: We all know white t-shirt's and them getting wet don't mix to well :lmaosmiley: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Get your mind out the gutter Di, Irene's in a life or death situation and all you can think about is Hayley's T-shirt. Anyway I'm sure Kane would have gave them a lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Di Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Get your mind out the gutter Di, Irene's in a life or death situation and all you can think about is Hayley's T-shirt. Anyway I'm sure Kane would have gave them a lift. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a tart with a heart.I wonder who's gonna give her CPR?. . Yeah I'm sure he would he's like that.Come on Kane give them a lift back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackieleanne Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 A nice handful of updates, thanks Ryan. I hope that Irene is ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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