MarMar Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 <digamond> was a dude in a school that installed Firefox <digamond> the girl next to him asks what he is doing <digamond> he told her .. that he is installing a new web browser.. <digamond> after that <digamond> when he started up the Firefox and went to google .. she looked at him and said.. <digamond> that was not so nessesery .. it still shows the same websites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarMar Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 More randomness: <davo0o> My girlfriend has been playing hard to get lately. <lex> Did you inflate her with helium this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarMar Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 <timmo> 20% of americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, 17% of the people who know that the earth revolves around the sun, believe it does so every 24hours <timmo> jesus <timmo> people are ****ing morons <wind`> wait what <wind`> doesn't the earth revolve around the sun in 24 hours? <timmo> well i guess we found one of the 17% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 They go well with your signature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarMar Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 They really do <Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarMar Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 <benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" <benja> The survey was a huge failure... <benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. <benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. [23:50] (f)Stokka: <benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. <benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. <benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. <benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. <benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashirr-Leigh Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 That's good, and so very true! Where do you get these from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarMar Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 www.bash.org site where quotes from IRC are posted, and you can vote on your favorite quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashirr-Leigh Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Thanks! Think I'll have a look! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarMar Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 : <Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood <Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040. <Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. <Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404" <Ich> and I actually laughed out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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