Pick Up Lines

[Eli]

Know any pick up lines so bad it makes them good? Or maybe just hilarious? I've found this to be a very funny topic, and I'd love to hear your best and worst!

My friends and I all agree that one of the best ones are actually one of the most used, most cliché, most movie-used and generally most simple ones. One version or another of "Oooh, I love this song!" always seem to work to get closer to someone

When it comes to the worst I have plenty of good examples, most of them so bad I've never heard them being used without sarcasm (thank god!). Including:

- So, how do you like your eggs? Fertilized?

- Aren't you tired? Cause you've been wandering around in my thoughts all day!

- I think we should rearrange the alphabet, I want to put U and I together!

- Do you know CPR? Cause you just took my breath away!

- You must be a parking ticket, cause you cave "fine" written all over you!

- You must be Jamaican, cause Jamaican me crazy! ()

- Pick a number between one and ten. [The victim does so]. You lose, take your top off.

I think I know more, but I can't remember any right now.

Oh, but I've had the line "Sure you don't wanna come home with me tonight?" used on me by a guy I randomly danced with once. He was dead serious, I broke down laughing and said no, so he's like "Are you suuure?". It was hilarious!

[Lesley Bee]

yeah like "Did it hurt"? what? "when you fell from heaven" so lame.

[-Kevin-]

I have a few,

Some maybe rude , I'll spoiler tags any rude ones :

Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

Excuse me, you've got something on your top. My eyes!

Did you clean your pants with Windolene? I can practically see myself in them.

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Barbara]

I had already some of them. Some are lame but still funny.

- You must be Jamaican, cause Jamaican me crazy! ()

- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

- Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[mbi615]

Hah, I love pick-up lines! My friends and I love to search for them coz some of them are too funny.

Here are some:

- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

- Did you fart? Because you blew me away

- I wanna bag you like some groceries.

- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

[-g-l-a-m-o-r-ous-]

Slightly disturbing Harry Potter one:

I want to put my basilik in your chamber of secrets

[sammee]

- If you were a hamburger, you'd be the new McGorgeous.

- Girl, somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel.

- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

- Are your feet tired? Cos you've been in my mind all day long.

[xxJaniexx]

- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

LMAO

[edwardbella]

You got any raisins? (They answer) Well how about a date?

[meant2live]

"Girl, I like you dress, but I bet you it'll look better on my bedroom floor."

"What do you think the odds are of you and me hooking up tonight?"

"Guess who's going comando"

"Put on your dancing shoes, because tonight we're going to upchuck the boogie to the rythm of the boogie to be" (while doing a little dance)

"Are you in a famous or something because you look familiar, (when they say no look at them so more) Now I know where I know you from, (they ask where) my fantasys"