rachel&kim Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 If this is in the wrong place and should be in games, can a mod please move it? I wasn't sure where to put it... Some of these boggled my brain (Although it's not difficult! ) 1. Where exactly in the Nursery Rhyme did it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg? 10. When you get your picture taken with Mickey Mouse in Disney Land, does the person inside the suit smile? 18. If shampoo comes in so man colours, why is the lather on your head always white? please feel free to contribute if you have any you wish to add..... These really messed with my head! The first one feels a bit like it's taken away a piece of my childhood! (and yes I did go and look it up on google to make sure I hadn't missed anything!) Here are some I found: 1. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? 2. How can you tell when you're out of invisble ink? 3. How does a shelf salesman keep his shop from looking empty? 4. How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning? 5. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it naked or homeless? 6. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green? 7. If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? 8. If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with 'Quit while you're ahead?' 10. What colour is a chameleon on a mirror? 11. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 12. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? 13. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? 14. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Ha ha, mine aren't nearly as good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 5. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it naked or homeless? That is absolutely brilliant! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikinikill Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'm going to try and reply to some of these for the sake of it. 1. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? Sure, they had feet and hands, so they would have had belly buttons too. 2. How can you tell when you're out of invisble ink? You can't. I couldn't answer number three. Sorry! 4. How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning? He takes the snowplough that he took home the night before. 5. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it naked or homeless? Both! 6. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green? Because the colour green can also be referred to as lime! 7. If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Bloody freezing. 8. If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with 'Quit while you're ahead?' The person who wanted a reason to leave the game early. 10. What colour is a chameleon on a mirror? Purple, why, because I said so. 11. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You hope that you have saved some lives from the computer game you were playing before. 12. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? No, some have expectations attached. A free gift is one without expectations or the giver wanting something in return. 13. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Because humans are silly! 14. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Because they are special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAB Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'll have my go aswell... 1. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? ah duuhhhhh all people have belly butttons 2. How can you tell when you're out of invisble ink? what kind of a dingbat would use invisible ink to communicate in the first place.... 3. How does a shelf salesman keep his shop from looking empty? probably by getting more shelves... 4. How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning? it's one of life's great conundrums, or you could just freakin ask him! 5. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it naked or homeless? nah, it's presenting 6. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green? 'coz it sounds stupid and doesnt make sense.. "yeah I'm just gonna go to the shops and get a green" 7. If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? pretty f**ken cold 8. If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with 'Quit while you're ahead?' 'some lamo who doesn't know any good comebacks. 10. What colour is a chameleon on a mirror? bright green if it wants action from its own reflection 11. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? crap ya dacks twice as bad as the first time 12. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? It's a marketing ploy by companies so you go and buy their crap 13. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? because the guy who invented the saying is completely stupid. 14. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? 'coz rain is not normally associated with making things smaller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Known as FKAJ Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 1. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? ah duuhhhhh all people have belly butttons Um, not if they weren't born and therefore didn't have umbilical cords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xGlowingAngelx Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 7. If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Bloody freezing. Well...... That cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingwithoutwings Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Haha, these are awesome! Here's some more: What do you call a male ladybug? Is there another word for synonym? What's another word for Thesaurus? Why does unscented hair spray smell? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? What do ducks have to do with duck tape? Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? What was the best thing before sliced bread? What does the phrase "Now then" really mean? If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? Do crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Do they use sterilized needles for fatal injections? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand? If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Why must there be five syllables in the word "monosyllabic?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzazzb Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 when i read this --> What does the phrase "Now then" really mean? i was like, "thats stupid, everyone knows it means... um...you know... crap" i'm stumped, and am going to be thinking about it all night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symphony Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 LOL, this thread is hilarious - where do people get these thoughts from!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerise Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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