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If anyone hasn't seen this show, it's a Canadian sitcom about a small town in Saskatchewan, centred around the gas station and the cafe next door. And it is among the funniest sitcoms I've ever seen.

A couple of the highlights from tonight's episode:

Karen: I got a riddle for you, Hank. Okay. A plane crashes on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors?

Hank: Hmmm. Tough one. Right on the border, huh? Well, is there one larger chunk of the airplane on one side?

Karen: No. It's broken directly in half, distributed over the two sides.

Hank: Wow, that's really tough.

Karen: [Repeats herself] A plane crashes directly on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors?

Hank: Ohhhhh! The survivors... one on each side.

Karen: Hey, Lacey's talking to our new doctor!

Hank: Oh yeah, what's he like?

Karen: He's a she.

Hank: Uh.. our new doctor's a transvestite?

Karen: No Hank, she's a woman!

Hank: A woman transvestite?

And one of my favourites from an earlier episode:

Lacey: Karen, I'm glad you're here. Look, we need to talk about the book club.

Karen: I thought the first rule of book club was, you don't talk about book club.

Lacey: That's fight club.

Karen: How do you know about fight club?

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