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This weekend I did an awesome discovery: Jeff Dunham :D

He’s awesome! I love his shows, especially Achmed the dead terrorist! That one is hilarious :lol:

"I am a terrifying...terrorist"

"God da*n it! I mean…Allah da*n it!"

"Knock knock,"

"Who’s there?"

"Me. I kill you,"

"So where do you come from?"

"Your freaking suitcase!"

"If you have been in my suitcase all this time, how did you get through the security at the airports?"

"Oh, that’s easy. They open the case and I go: ’Hello! I’m Lindsay Lohan!’"


So what does everyone else think?

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