valli Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 I love the quote in my sig, but I've got some others that I think are really funny too "Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! " "Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. " "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lise Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 valli, those are all great especially the first one...it says it all really. I have some more - If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go. You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because someone else has a problem with it. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. - Audrey Hepburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack+martha=trooluvv Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Smile Like You Mean It! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 This is life. No guaranteed happy endings. Some AbFab quotes... Eddie: Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974. Bubble: Don't ask me. I for sure don't know. Eddie: Pats... Patsy: Yes, Eddy? Eddie: You have no morals, darling. Eddie: I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs. Bubble: Minnie Driver. Is she a dwarf? Eddie: Mother, are you still on the computer? Gran: Yes, dear. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can't get out. EDIT: I had to add this Press Gang quote (it's funnier if you've seen it ) PA to Mr. Sullivan: Colin thinks there might be a radioactive lizard in the filling cabinet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissOlivia22 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 My new fave quote. Its from John Green's Paper towns. "Here's what's not beautiful about it: from here, you can't see the rust or the cracked paint or whatever, but you can tell what the place really is. You see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town. I mean look at it, Q: look at all those cul-de-sacs, those streets that turn in on themselves, all the houses that were built to fall apart. All those paper people living in thier paper houses, burning the future to stay warm. All the paper kids drinking beer some bum bought for them at the paper convenience store. Everyone demented with the mania of owning things. All the things paper-thin and paper-frail. And all the people, too. I've lived here for eighteen years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters." ----Paper Towns, pgs 57-58 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lise Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it." - Michael Jordan Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it.. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a Declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.. As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take many pictures, laugh alot, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissOlivia22 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 I felt so alone on that train…a weird, unnatural kind of alone that bore into me. It was a feeling just beyond fear and somewhere to the left of sadness. Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes. It was dark and gloomy, and yet, it didn’t seem that things would get any better if the lights were turned up. If anything, I would be able to get a much better look at my unpleasant situation. -Maureen Johnson, Let it Snow: The Jubilee Express But it was the last string. It was a lame string, for sure, but it was the one I had left, and every paper girl needs at least one string, right?” It is so hard to leave–until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel&kim Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 This one I love because I believe kisses cure everything! Never a lip is curved with pain that can't be kissed into a smile again - Brete Harte - And some Mark Twain quotes: Be careful about reading health books, you might die of a misprint. Let us so live that when we die, even the undertaker will be sorry. Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varsha Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 one of my favorite quote I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whispered_envy Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 I just read a quote on my mum's bookmark which I loved: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." - Groucho Marx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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