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Hi folks

Sorry for the hiatus, too much work and no time for play!!! Here’s Chapter 6:

CHAPTER 6

Posh Josh and Kimmy become social pariahs as no-one wants to catch the dreaded illness that Posh has given to Kimmy, so everyone shuns them both. The pair become very close and they go for a lovely picnic on the beach, where they sit and gaze into each other’s eyes. However, the sunlight reflects off Kimmy’s designer sunglasses (which he’d forgotten to take off, despite the eye gazing) and burns a hole in Josh’s feeble brain, killing him instantly. Kimmy leans over to try to help his stricken friend and a photograph falls out of the pocket of Posh Josh’s hideous girlie shirt. The photo is a “composite” that Posh has carefully fashioned, showing Kimmy and Posh together and embracing each other. Kimmy is bereft, left sitting alone on the beach beside dead Josh, and he dies of a broken heart.

Tilly knows that she can’t leave Beautiful Beth as a living statue for long as it will harm her, and she trusts that her Mum won’t blab the Belle-is-her-baby secret as Beth would never, EVER do anything to embarrass her youngest daughter. Tilly asks Brit Kat, her trusty AI companion, to help her find a way to free Beautiful Beth from being a living statue forever. Brit Kat searches for information on the Net, and the research eventually yields some sketchy information about a film where a statue of a tribal man came alive when a gold chain around its neck fell off. Thinking this theory may apply to her Mum, Tilly goes to Noah’s and searches for the “trigger” to remove from the living statue to free Beautiful Beth. She tries removing Beth’s necklace, then her earrings, and even her shoes, but none of those work. Then, she finally realises that it just HAS to be the gorgeous lacy red bra, but she’s just WAY too embarrassed to remove it. Tilly dithers for a long time but then decides she MUST be brave for Beth’s sake, so she carefully unhooks the bra’s fasteners. Tilly waits with bated breath … but nothing happens! Then, after several seconds, Beautiful Beth suddenly comes alive again. However, at that EXACT moment, Alf walks into Noah’s and sees Beautiful and VERY braless Beth. Alf’s face brightens immediately and he cries “Strip poker, is it? Can anyone play?” Beth screams loudly and looks around wildly for her toyboy Drew, but he is nowhere to be seen. Beth grabs her things and locks herself in the storeroom, slamming the door loudly, while Alf looks on, grinning broadly.

Tilly still has work to do, so she has to leave her Mum and go deal with Belle. She collars Belle in the diner and says “Oi, skank!! I know you stole my Mum’s busking money. Give it back NOW!” Belle is always somewhat timid when confronted by such forcefulness, so she meekly hands over the cash and Tilly tells her that she’ll be keeping an eye on her in future. When Belle surrenders the cash she is so flustered that she also accidentally gives Tilly the rest of the contents of her pocket, which includes a cool eyeliner, several sticky sweetie wrappers – complete with a half-eaten toffee and some chewed chewing gum, a snotty tissue, and a photo of a guy. When Tilly hastily tries to return Belle’s property (ESPECIALLY that snotty tissue), Belle has already scurried away. Quickly pocketing the eyeliner (well, it’s a great colour!), Tilly turns over the photo and on the back is written the single word “Dad”. Tilly is WAY SHOCKED. Does she recognise the man in the photo – the father of her child???????!!!!!

Outside, DDG Drew – in full flight from Noah’s – runs down the road and crashes into something, which totally bowls him over. He sits up and looks around frantically, but there’s absolutely nothing there and, after his latest scare with Beth, Drew is completely freaked out. Suddenly someone kisses him, tongues and all, but he still can’t see anyone. It’s actually Witchie Crone Cassie, who is still invisible after having to scrub herself so hard after using the cr*ppy fake tan lotion. Witchie Crone Cassie is having a ball being invisible and she whispers seductive things into Drew’s ear, while still snogging him wildy, and he becomes totally enchanted. We know Drew likes the more mature lady but what would he think if he knew the true age of the woman he is pashing? (Ninety eight at last count!) Meanwhile, Angelic Amanda just happens to be passing and she sees Drew behaving VERY strangely. He’s sprawled on the floor, his face is contorted (almost as if he’s kissing someone), he seems to be having trouble breathing, his pulse is racing, and he has torn his shirt while struggling for breath. Angelic Amanda thinks he must be having some sort of medical crisis, so – being the angelic do-gooder that she is – she immediately tries to assist the stricken Drew. She quickly gives him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and Drew falls in love with her INSTANTLY (fickle boy!!!). Witchie Crone Cassie, whose invisible and skeletal figure was knocked aside unnoticed by Angelic Amanda, is … … … well, let’s just say not pleased!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What will she do to Angelic Amanda?

Meanwhile, on the beach the seven-headed Dani Demon stalks out of the sea and begins to attack both Darth Hunter and Jedi Master Mad Martha. Putting aside their duelling, the two Jedis join forces to combat the dreaded Dani Demon. Dani Demon is rambling on and on and ON about herself and neither Darth Hunter nor Mad Martha can stand the sound of her incessant whining. After several minutes (make that seconds), the two Jedis are becoming desperate for a solution, and Mad Martha decides on a bold plan. She discusses this quickly with Darth Hunter – telepathically, of course, so Dani Demon doesn’t get wind of the plan – and then the two fearless Jedis leap into action. First, Darth Hunter draws Dani Demon away from Mad Martha by engaging Dani Demon in a conversation about her favorite topic – HERSELF. Then, Mad Martha strikes at Dani Demon’s nearest leg with her light sabre, cutting a small piece of flesh. She grabs the flesh and then the two Jedis back off. Mad Martha then uses her light sabre to make a small cut in Darth Hunter’s neck where his second head once was (and the source of the mutant DNA) and she dips the Dani flesh into the blood of Darth Hunter and pops the flesh into an incubator that is handily standing nearby (yeah, OK, it’s the beach, but this IS Summer Bay!). After a couple of minutes, the timer sounds and the door pops open. Dani Demon looks down and sees, horror of horrors, her absolute WORST nightmare – a mini-me Dani Demon baby!!!!!! It looks up at Dani Demon and says … “MumMEEEEEEE?”. Dani Demon’s (fourteen) eyes widen and she is absolutely mortified. The LAST thing she wants is some needy offspring when she has no time for anyone but herself. She tries to run away, all thoughts of fighting forgotten, but the baby Dani Demon runs after her, wailing “MumMEEEEEEE, MumMEEEEEEE, MumMEEEEEEE …,” as the pair disappear into the distance. Will they be back?

Mad Martha and Darth Hunter look at each other and then they solemnly shake hands, hug a little, cry on each other’s shoulder, croon some, slow dance a little, … then they agree that their fight is over. But, in that moment when Mad Martha telepathically communicated her plans to Darth Hunter, the identity of the Chosen One was revealed to Darth Hunter. He smiles sneakily to himself and takes off into the night on his quest as soon as Mad Martha’s back is turned. Mad Martha turns a blind eye as she’s actually in a bit of a hurry to get back to hubby Jack as she promised him a night of passion, as long as she remembers to black out her teeth so he doesn’t get one of his “headaches”!! What will become of Gypsy and her child Lily when Darth Hunter gets to them? HOWEVER, someone is watching Darth Hunter from the darkness and they follow him into the night. Who is the mysterious watcher?

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Lol, another great chapter,

which prooves Danni can't even talk to her mother without mentioned herself

Thanks The Phoenix -- glad you enjoyed it and LOVE your comment about Dani and her mother. :P Just think, original Dani Demon has 7 heads and now there are another 7 baby Dani heads -- all being characteristically SELFish. Poor Summer Bay!!

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  • 3 weeks later...

ANd now to the latest killer installment of Short Tails - Chapter 7 !!!!!

Darth Hunter – in his bid to discover ALL the many secrets of The Force – goes up to Queensland to capture the Chosen One, Gypsy. He knows that, in the past, Gypsy had a brief relationship with a guy named Patrick, whom Darth Hunter resembles.

Darth Hunter approached the Chosen One. He claims to be Patrick, and Darth Hunter is pleased with the Chosen one agrees to rtn t9 the Bay with him. However, Gypsy KNOWS that it’s Darth Hunter - and is just going along with his supposed deception. Indeed, the Chosen One KNOWS that her powers are at their height when she is on the main beach in Summer Bay.

When Darth Hunter attempts to use the Dark Side of The force to get the Chosen One to reveal all the secrets of the universe, Gypsy not only TOTALLY rebuffs the Dark Lord’s attack, but she is SUCH a force of good in the universe, that when Gypsy is done, ALL of the Dark Side of the Force has been driven form her attacker’s body – meaning that Jedi Apprentice Silly Scott is BACK !!!

Now that that is settled, The Chosen One realises that there is more evil in the Bay to take care off – namely the Dani Demon !!!!!! Gypsy finds the Dani Demon – and confronts her !!!

Posh Josh is driving his car – with kimmy on the passenger seat. They are travelling at a reasonable speed when they catch up to the car on the road in front of them driven by (motor racer) Jason Bright. Posh John is annoyed that Jason is blocking his every attempt to get passed – and things are made worse for Kimmy & Posh Josh when the even more impatient than them Paul Dumbbell arrives behind them – he naturally decides that the only way to get past is to punt them off the road – Posh Josh & Kimmy’s car smashed into the surf club 0 and they DIE ……

Beautiful Beth LOVES the distraction that the dead duo has provided – she takes the chance to escape form the locked room that she was in (still waiting for Alf to stop waiting for her to exit said room).

Beautiful Beth senses where DDG Drew is – she knows that he is being attended to be Rachelena (who Angelic Amanda phoned – in the fear that DDG Drew had injured). By the time that Beautiful Beth arrives at the scene where DDG Drew was supposedly injured, he (and Rachelena are gone), indeed, DDG Drew is now secretly following Rachelena as he likes that V old look of the V scaly dino bottom half of her body.

Beautiful Beth however isn’t able to pursue DDG Drew – as she gets involved in a 3 way (hair pulling etc) catfight with Angelic Amanda & the still invisible !!! Witchie Crone Cassie. Angelic Amanda breaks away from the fight – she convinces the other 2 the she has a solution that hill solve ALL their problems (re DDG Drew). Angelic Amanda’s grand plan is …..

Rachelena is on her way back to then hospital (after being called out to “treat” DDG Drew) when she hears someone crying. As she gets closer, Rachelena sees the mini-me Dani Demon (which the Dani Demon had left vin a safe-ish place after the Chosen One confronmted the Dani Demon).

Rachelena is V annoyed !!! “Another mother abandoning their child !!! Some ppl just don’t deserve to be parents”. It must be said that in the day’s previous to this one, that several of the women who had given birth the babies in the hospital had put them up for adoption (or had pregnancies terminated).

Rachelena SNAPS – she thinks to herself that this demon child MUST DIE !!!!

She searches for the REALLY sharp knife in her badge (which is there in case she needs to defend herself) and is about the SLAY the demon child when Kit, and Gypsy’s daughter Lilly (whom Kit is caring for whilst Gypsy and the Dani Demon clash) arrive on the scene. Kit rushes towards, and then wrestles with, Rachelena - whilst Lilly carries the Dani Demon baby to safety !!!!!

As the battle tween Kit & Rachelena rages, one of them is stabbed …… who is it …. and what is the intriguing result of said stabbing ?????

Tilly is still dazed and very confused at the news of herself being a Mum. She has a photo of the father of her child Belle, but she’s in such a state that she doesn’t even trust/think of getting her AI companion Brit Kat to extrapolate the photo to see what the man in said photo would look like now.

Tilly decides that a more mature brain need to be involved here – so she goes to the surf club, where she is pleased to find that Beautiful Beth, in her haste to go after DDG Drew, has left the bra that freed her from Withcie Crone Cassie’s living statue spell at the surf club (Beautiful Beth had merely just put back on the blouse that she removed in the presence of DDG Drew earlier.)

Tilly stands before a convenienty handy mirror. She removes the V fashionable top & bra that she has on. She puts on her mother’s bra, but the clip at the back is unfastened at this point. Tilly closes her eyes – and fastens the bra clip. Tilly instantly feels different – and this is confirmed when she opens her eyes/. Tilly is now the 30 year old woman that she should has been if Beautiful Beth & the late Jack Hunter hadn’t morphed her back into a baby in the 24 hours after she gave birth the Belle !!!!

Tilly is pleased that not only is she now wearing a highly fashionable perfectly sized (for her current age) dress – but that that magic “amulet” has also provided her with several other fashionable items (in boutique shopping bags) at her feet.

Tilly can feel that she is has a greater amount of knowledge in her brain – but still isn’t sure of who the father of her child is. Tilly decides that its' the prefect opportunity for her and Belle to bond whilst they discover the mystery man.

Tilly searches for a while before she sees Belle kinda hiding near the diner. Belle sees an unfamiliar woman calling to her, and belle instantly starts running away. Bell then stops dead in her tracks – she realises that the woman calling to her sounds V familiar. She turns around – and the new look Tilly has caught up to her. Tilly takes a deep breath, “I don’t really know how to say this, so I’m just going to blurt it out. It’s me, Tilly – and I’m your mum”

Belle is kinda shocked, but not really, as she sensed something when the older woman initially called out to her.

Both are keen to find the man who connects them. Both know that they’ve seen a photo of this guy in someone's place in the bay. The two bond as search the beach house, the hunter place, the bachelor pad, Leah’s house, even the diner (incl the flat upstairs) & the school, before they come to the last place that they haven't looked – the van park house

They look at the myriad of photos on the mantle piece – no luck even there .... but then Tilly & Belle BOTH (at same time) spot a photo, on a table beside the mantelpiece amongst other photos, of Alf with the Belle’s father !!!!

Tilly then remembers that she, in mid to late April 1992, had a fling with a pretty cute guy she encountered in the barn at the Hunter farm. She remembers that this boy was a TOTAL mess, having lost his soul mate earlier than month to leukaemia !!!

Tilly, with daughter Belle hugging her tightly, phones Alf on her mobile – Tilly wants to know where BLAKE DEAN (the father of her child) is !!!!

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Love it ALL but my fave bits are that you brought in motor racing to have Josh and Kim die in an altercation with Jason Bright and Paul Dumbbell! Also, cool how Drew continues to be really fickle and falls for yet ANOTHER lady!!! Also, love that Rachelena hated a baby being abandoned, even if it was mini-me Dani. Fantastic about Tilly wearing the “amulet”, i.e. Beth’s bra, and turning into 30 year old, and love that Blake is Belle’s Dad!!! :D

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  • 2 months later...

Note to the mods -- thanks for not moving this to the Vault. Just wanted to say that we haven't abandoned it and I will be writing the next chapter in the not-too-distant future (I hope!), but I've been so totally busy with work :( it's had to go on hold for a bit. Cheers!

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