Ryan Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Kim walked into the diner and sat on a chair. Started talking to Robbie who was already there. He said I've got the party poppers and balloons The presents, the candles and the cake serving spoons. Have you cleared everything with Irene. Because, tomorrow, Tash turns eighteen. Don't worry, I've got it under control. His forehead was wrinkled, stress taking it's toll. Leah walked out of the kitchen and presented a cake. It looks awful, is that the best you can bake. Leah frowned and slammed it on Kim's head. He was allergic to almonds and was soon dead. Leah was hated from pillar to post. Barry and Flynn had it in for here the most. Tasha's party was called off and she began to cry. She'd get no presents as Kim had to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy & Will Fan Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 LOL! That was brilliant! You are so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicom Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Lol! What a lovely poem! =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skykat Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Thanks for that Ryan I was in an awful mood and you've just made me laugh so nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bay girl Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Nice Work. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamey-Maria Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Nice work Ryan. very, very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Into the church they filed, two by two And one by one they sat on the pew. Robbie, Alf, Barry and Dan Carried the coffin in and the service began. It was very emotional, I'll grant you that. But Beth couldn't see because of Colleen's huge hat. They sang a few hymns and read a poem or two. Then someone went to the toilet and did a whacking great poo. The people debated wheter Kim went to heaven or hell. But there minds were then altered, what is that smell. They sniffed around to find out who it could be. Then Ric found some evidence when he went for a pee. The police badge made them know it was Jack That steaming great **** had come from his bum ...... Martha dumped him and asked who he could be so rude By that didn't stop her stuffing her face full of the food Then as they left the next story began to unfold Will it flop or be screen gold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicom Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 lol! Very funny! =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 The ground all around began to shake Alf turned and said make no mistake I think we're experiencing an earthquake. Who will survive and who will it take? The church was reduced to rubble and stone Lucas leg was broken, out stuck the bone. Matilda cried to see her boyfriend in pain Irene began to think of Kirsty and Kane. The ambulance turned up and Nurse Julie got out She tried to save Beth, but it call came to nowt. Ric was most injured, he was put in the back (Ryan, please stop, these lyrics are cack) Cassie rushed into the hospital at Ric's bedside Her fear of losing him, she just couldn't hide Back at the church, hopes took a dive The can't find Alf, is he going to survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Of course he did, he didn't die. I'm getting bored of this. Goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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