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(1) Being gay is not natural. Real People always reject unnatural things like eye-glasses, polyester, and air-conditioning.

(2) Gay Marraige will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

(3) Legalizing gay marraige will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marraige contract.

(4) Straight marraige has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

(5) Straight marraige will be less meaningful if gay marraige were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55 hour 'just for fun' marraige would be destroyed.

(6) Straight marraige is valid because they produce chidren. Gay couples, infertile couples and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.

(7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

(8) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

(9) Gay Marraige will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans.

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Good luck to all the "Rainbow" people. I hope everything goes well!

Up above the streets and houses

Rainbow climbing high

Everyone can see it smiling

Over the sky

Paint the whole world with a RAINBOW!

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Good luck to all the "Rainbow" people. I hope everything goes well!

Up above the streets and houses

Rainbow climbing high

Everyone can see it smiling

Over the sky

Paint the whole world with a RAINBOW!

I wonder what Bungle is doing now?

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