TabbyCool Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 I love Family Guy! Stewie is awesome! Here's some Stewie quotes I found... Stewie: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that. Peter is trying to potty train Stewie... Peter: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you. Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn. Peter: Rea... Really? And this is a letter Stewie left for Brian when he ran away from home... Dear Stupid Dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Good-bye forever, Stewie. P.S.- I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. It's actually not a horrible sweater, it's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it, you know? Oh and I also left a button on the bureau, um I'm not sure what it goes to but um I, I can never bring myself to throw a button away, I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll, wait a minute actually could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm. Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again good-bye forever. PPS- You know what, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmy Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 I love that letter but hate that episode I love this part I dunno what episode but Stewie makes Chris go to a shop and but something and CHris is copying what his saying and so it sounds really weird haha I also love the part Stewies playing with a Sesame Street phone and he thinks its real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 I also love the part Stewies playing with a Sesame Street phone and he thinks its real Yeah, me too. Stewie: Get me the Pentagon. Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes? Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie, I've already dispatched with Mr. Hooper, I've got 6 armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest and as for Linda? Well it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach now isn't it? Or in Road to Rhode Island where the escape the motel. Stewie: Alright we need some wheels. Brian: This ones unlocked. Stewie: An SUV? Look we're trying to allude someone we're not driving to soccer practice. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmy Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Lois: Sweetie, its broccoli Its good for you now open up for the airplane... Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright Brothers! Lois: my arent we fussy tonight, ok no broccoli very well then... [Lois shoves broccoli in stewies mouth Stewie: [spits it out] Who the the hell do you think you are? Lois: honey its not gonna go away just because you dont like it Stewie: Well then my goal becomes clear... THE BROCCOLI MUST DIE And also the part at the end Ernie: Can you count to three? Stewie: Oh indeed I can. *Shoots phone* One! *Shoots phone* Two! *Shoots phone* Three! Heh heh..can I count to three, for God's sakes I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Hahaha. Or this. Brian: Say something Stewie:What? B: Just say something please S: Oh for God's sake S: Yay, and God said to Abraham "You will kill your son Isaac" S: And Abraham said "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone. S: And God said "Oh I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check. Jerry pull the hiyon (that's what it's sounds like) out, I'm still getting some hiss back here. B: Say something about my mother. S: Oh yes, er, sorry. And this Stewie: Attention world leaders, I have 137 nuclear warheads trained on every capital city around the globe. The world is under my control, but oh no, I'm naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Yeah.. Stewie's the best. But it gets annoying with all the flashbacks that happen nearly every second. And they're really random too. Like when Peter says something about sneaking into an R-rated movie, and then it flashes back to Peter as a bush sneaking into an R-rated movie. I guess that's what we get half the laughs from though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Yeah, it's got more flashbacks than an episode of Lost! I've wanting to say that for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazza123 Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 I was just watching Stewie Griffin:The Untold Story. Theres a hilarious exchange between Stewie and Brian, while Stewie is trying to be all good so he doesn't go to hell: (Stewie is riding his bike, Brian is being towed along in the red wagon) Stewie: Knock, Knock Brian! Brian: Ugh, who's their? Stewie; Your friend Stewie! And he is allllways going to be there for you (Brian gets a disguested look on her face) Heh, its all int he delivery of the line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TabbyCool Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 Yeah.. Stewie's the best. But it gets annoying with all the flashbacks that happen nearly every second. And they're really random too. Like when Peter says something about sneaking into an R-rated movie, and then it flashes back to Peter as a bush sneaking into an R-rated movie. I guess that's what we get half the laughs from though. The random flashbacks are one of the things that make it so funny! Like when Peter was encouraging the kids to get part time jobs, there was a flashback to when Peter was at school and he worked as a part time GhostBuster! Had the GhostBusters theme and everything! Another quote... Peter is eating breakfast... Peter: Oh My God! Brian, there's a message in my alphabits! It says "oooooo" Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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