I'll answer them all... (but in a non-direct cryptic way that I love to do)
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? Do I have to choose one, there's quite a few I can think of
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I actually don't mind my name.
Have you ever stolen anything? Yes, but nothing worth anything.
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? Probably a cruel but funny practical joke. I'm not mean to anyone for the sake of being mean.
Would you ever participate in a threesome? Yeah, I'd be willing to try it.
Do you have any hidden talents? If I knew about them, they wouldn't be hidden
What's a rumor someone has spread about you? Can't think of anything right now.
What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing? Oh gosh, that's a hard one. No pun intended.