Jess

Yeah, you can see him when you look in the mirror

Spamming is more fun! Office work is so mind-numbingly boring....

Yeah, I've got Chemistry tomorrow (I'm gonna fail, I didn't pass my mocks either) then Chemistry and Biology (shorter exams) next Wednesday and Thursday (45 minutes each). Then I'm all done. My Mum wants me to go to work, I'll talk her out of it though!

Good good. I'm so happy! After tomorrow I don't have another exam until next Wednesday! Woooooo!

Bonjour! Ca va? (OK, I will stop speaking in French now.....) You OK Spam?

Hey guys! Shame you have to go Spambag, speak to you later!

'Tis so quiet today...

Any Oldies lurking this morning/afternoon?

Morning guys, anyone around?

^^ Wimp! I thought guys were all macho....

OK, I'll cut the circulation off in your hand instead

Most likely....run Cal, run! *Grabs Cal and shoves us out*

Honest! *smiles angelically...again* BB, what're you doing in these parts?

Ooohhhh....I've tracked the illusive Cal down....I'm not stalking....honest!

Welcome to the Oldies xxxxxx!

Yesum You?

You can't really say much, Mr. Spammer We have fun though!

Mind it you! I'm only 10 behind you and then you really will feel my wrath!

Don't I dare what? I'm an angel....surely you realise that by now *smiles sweetly*

Well hopefully I won't be experiencing it for much longer. You'll be telling me soon!

Of course you wouldn't!

Excuse me! It's not very gentlemanly to laugh at other's misfortunes!

Yep. Grrr! 'Tis annoying. Eeek! Cal, you've overtaken me!

How very bizarre. It's almost like the Head didn't WANT him to take the exam.... Strange.

Seriously? How can your hair be too short? Too long maybe, but too SHORT?