Scripts - Episode 3773

THE BEACH HOUSE

ROBBIE and IRENE are there. TASHA walks down the stairs.

ROBBIE

Woah, man. Woah.

IRENE

No, you’re not. Not yet you’re not. Give us a twirl sweetheart. It looks gorgeous.

TASHA

I got Flynn’s OK to spend the money. I picked it myself. It doesn’t make me look like a bimbo, does it?

ROBBIE

Woah.

IRENE

I think this is your cue to say I think you look very intelligent Tash.

ROBBIE

That too. Yeah.

IRENE

It’s perfect love, perfect.

TASHA

Thank you. I want people to start seeing the real me, so I was going for smart, but sensible.

ROBBIE

Works for me.

IRENE

Robbie, do the words look, but don’t touch mean anything to you?

TASHA

Renei.

THE PALACE

NOAH and SCOTT are there.

NOAH

Rhys doesn’t have another set, does he?

SCOTT

I don’t know. He must have wanted it for best and fairest or something.

NOAH

He won’t get offended if I don’t wear them, no?

SCOTT

It’s up to you mate.

DANI walks downstairs.

DANI

You didn’t get stuck with dads cufflinks, did you?

NOAH

Beggars can’t be choosers. I can’t find mine.

SCOTT

Wahl, you are going to knock them out.

DANI

I’m not wearing this to the wedding. It’s in the bag. I’m changing at Leah’s.

SCOTT

Well, hey, you can wear everything.

DANI

See you at the ceremony.

DANI walks out.

NOAH

You go to some dangerous places.

SCOTT

Yeah, well I was trying to say the right thing.

NOAH

Are you guys OK?

SCOTT

I don’t know. She’s been in a weird mood since she woke up. I don’t know what her problem is.

NOAH

Oh, girls and weddings, you know. Go figure.

There is a knock on the door. SCOTT answers. JESSE is there.

JESSE

How are you doing mate? Is Will here?

SCOTT

He’s upstairs. Will, Jesse’s here.

JESSE

You’re looking sharp.

NOAH

Thanks man.

WILL walks downstairs.

JESSE

G’day mate.

WILL

Hey.

JESSE

I signed the adoption papers for Rachel.

WILL

I thought you wanted to talk to her first.

JESSE

No, I changed my mind. No, we can just chill out and enjoy the day.

WILL

That’s not why you signed them.

JESSE

Of course not. It makes sense.

WILL

Jess, thanks and I want you to know that Rachel’s going to know what really happened. You gave her up because you loved, not because you didn’t love her.

JESSE

Thanks mate. See you later.

JESSE walks out.

THE BEACH HOUSE

ROBBIE takes a video camera out a box. TASHA and IRENE are there.

ROBBIE

Are you for real? A video camera.

TASHA

You can use it to make a video today.

ROBBIE

Awesome. Yes.

IRENE

Sweetheart, I am so very proud of you.

KANE sits on the bed.

KANE

Kirsty Phillips. Kirsty Phillips, you are. Come on Kane. Kirsty Phillips, you are the only girl.

KIRSTY walks in.

KIRSTY

Kane, what are you doing? We’re supposed to be there in twenty minutes.

KANE

Yeah, I know. I’m getting ready.

KIRSTY

You’re getting ready.

KANE

Yeah.

KIRSTY

Aw, Kane, you’re not wearing jeans babe. You’ve got heaps better clothes than that.

KANE

Hey, babe. Yeah. I’m fine. I’m getting ready.

KIRSTY

What are you doing? This isn’t something to do with you surprise?

KANE

Maybe, maybe not.

KIRSTY

What are you up to?

KANE

Nothing, nothing. You’ll just have to wait and see.

THE PATTERSON HOUSE

HAYLEY, DANI and LEAH are there.

DANI

You look beautiful.

HAYLEY

Aw, well thank you. So do you.

DANI

Do you believe Scott thought I was going to wear the other dress?

LEAH

Aw, you know guys. They think haut culture is something you order in a restaurant.

DANI

Yeah, well there’s a lot things that are going over Scott’s head at the moment.

LEAH

Aw, I feel so bad leaving you, but we’ll be back as soon as the ceremonies over, OK. Get ready for your wedding.

HAYLEY

Yeah, it’s fine. Honestly. I’ll probably need the quiet time. I’ve got to practice my vows. I keep on saying them back to front.

COLLEEN and NORMAN walk in.

COLLEEN

Yoo-hoo, only us. Is it safe to bring my man in?

HAYLEY

Yeah, we’re all decent.

COLLEEN

Come in Norman.

LEAH, HAYLEY & DANI

Hello Norman.

COLLEEN

I just wanted to drop off something borrowed. I won’t need it anymore. Next time round, I’ll be wearing a brand new one.

HAYLEY

Oh.

THE BEACHSIDE DINER

SALLY, FLYNN and KIM are there. SALLY hands KIM PIPPA.

SALLY

Are you sure about this?

KIM

Yeah.

SALLY

If you’ve got anything else on.

KIM

No, no, I’ve got the whole day off. It will give me practice when I’m looking after Charlie anyway.

SALLY

How is he?

KIM

Yeah, great. Call twice a week. Think he’s starting to recognise my voice.

ALF walks in.

SALLY

Of course he is.

FLYNN

Both are mobiles are on. Call us anytime.

KIM

Not in the middle of the I do’s.

FLYNN

No, I’ll put it on for that.

SALLY

We’re running late.

KIM

See you later.

SALLY and FLYNN walk out. KIM walks into the kitchen. ALF walks back in.

SALLY

Are you all right Mr. Stewart?

ALF

Yeah, love. I was just thinking about the last time we closed this place for the day. Ailsa’s funeral. Funny how time flies.

ALF and SALLY walk out.

THE ROCKS

IRENE, KIRSTY, KANE,TASHA and ROBBIE walk along.

IRENE

What a gorgeous place guys?

KIRSTY

Yeah, it is, isn’t it? When we first started dating we used to meet in out of the way places.

KANE

Yeah, this was one was our favourite.

IRENE

Uh oh. Why do I feel like a bug under a microscope?

ROBBIE

Don’t ask me. I’m too busy looking, but not touching. Hey Tash. Give us a sexy pose and I’ll sell it to Playboy. Come on.

IRENE

Over my dead body pal. No move.

KANE

Here come the in-laws.

KIRSTY

OK.

MAX, RHYS, BETH, MATILDA and HENRY walk up to them.

KIRSTY

Hey guys.

BETH

Hi.

KIRSTY

Thank you so much for coming. I’m so happy that you’re here.

BETH

Me too.

KANE

Thanks for coming.

RHYS

My pleasure.

BETH

Your mum’s arrived.

They walk up to SHELLEY.

KIRSTY

Hello.

SHELLEY

Hello.

KIRSTY

You look so beautiful.

SHELLEY

So do you. Hi Kane.

KANE

Hey Shelley. You look great.

SHELLEY

You have to say that. I’m the brides mother.

RHYS and BETH look at SHELLEY.

SHELLEY

Hi.

THE PATTERSON HOUSE

HAYLEY is there. WILL walks in.

HAYLEY

I give this vow as.

WILL

Hey.

HAYLEY

Oh.

WILL

Sorry, sorry.

HAYLEY

Will. You scared me half to death.

WILL

Aw, I’ve been hanging at your front door for ages. You OK?

HAYLEY

Maybe after a heart transplant.

WILL

This is meant to be a sentimental. Anyway, you know how I ended up with dad’s ring. I was kind of wondering if you’d like to wear today, as like a borrowed thing.

HAYLEY

That’s so sweet.

WILL

Yeah, well, I figured it’s like next best thing to having him walk down the aisle.

HAYLEY

Yeah. He’s around. I’ve been feeling him all morning. This makes it all the more special.

THE ROCKS

ROBBIE films NORMAN and COLLEEN.

COLLEEN

Why are wearing the awful cover bun for? I thought you were going to.

NORMAN

Aw, for heavens sake Colleen.

ROBBIE

Smile.

COLLEEN

No, no, no, no. You can’t pt that on the video. Come on Norman.

MAX, DANI and SCOTT walk down the stairs.

ROBBIE

Hey guys. Flash those pearly whites.

MAX

Hey, give me a go.

KIRSTY, SHELLEY and KANE stand at the edge of the rocks.

SHELLEY

You’re not disappointed, are you?

KIRSTY

Sort of. I mean, David, I knew he would have been busy, but Laura. I know a part of me wants to see her and another doesn’t. I feel bad.

SHELLEY

She suggested we all go and have dinner together in the city. That would be a good way to break the ice.

KIRSTY

OK, sounds good. When?

SHELLEY

I’ll fit in with you guys and whoever wants to stay with me and David is welcome.

KIRSTY

All right, we’ll do it. It’ll sort of be like a honeymoon.

KANE

Yeah.

SHELLEY

Rhys.

RHYS

I might have to check the kiosk roister.

BETH

Well the kids and I can cover that. You can go when it suits.

KIRSTY

OK.

ALF

Well, let’s get this show on the road, eh.

KIRSTY

Well, firstly we’d just really want to thank Hayley and Noah for letting us share their wedding day.

KANE

Yeah, we just want to do something a little bit different.

KIRSTY

Yeah, we actually don’t want to say our vows again. We’ve spoken about it and we figured we’ve already said them once so.

KANE

Well, we just want to do something to show how crazy we are about each other.

KIRSTY

Yeah.

KANE

Something in public.

KIRSTY

Yeah. Crazy is the perfect word. The craziest thing is we don’t actually know what the other person is going to do.

KANE

Go, babe.

KIRSTY

I’m not going first.

KANE

Ladies always go first.

KIRSTY

Kane, I’m not going first. You go.

KANE

Aw, you’re kidding.

The play papers, scissors, stones.

KIRSTY

OK. OK. You know that I think I have a really terrible singing voice, but the thing is, the thing is, when I’m with you I really feel like I can do anything.

KIRSTY starts singing, badly.

KIRSTY

I work on the roof and I’m going to stick around and nobody knows when I’m coming down. I see you there. I see you there. I watch you going on by. We’ve come a long way, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

A FLASHBACK-A PARK

SALLY and FLYNN kiss at their wedding. This is from Episode 3537.

THE ROCKS

SALLY and FLYNN look at each other. KIRSTY is singing.

KIRSTY

It will blow your mind.

BETH and RHYS sit together.

A FLASHBACK-SUMMER BAY HOUSE

RHYS carries BETH in. This is from Episode 3670.

KIRSTY

When you’re not looking.

THE ROCKS

BETH looks at RHYS. KIRSTY is singing.

KIRSTY

Hey, hey.

A FLASHBACK-THE STEWART HOUSE

ALF and AILSA cuddle.

KIRSTY

We’re going to be so fine.

THE ROCKS

ALF and IRENE are there. KIRSTY is singing.

A FLASHBACK-THE BEACH HOUSE

KEN and IRENE kiss.

KIRSTY

Because you and I.

THE ROCKS

NORMAN and COLLEEN sit together. KIRSTY sit together.

KIRSTY

Because you and I are going to be together.

A FLASHBACK-THE BEACHSIDE DINER

COLLEEN and NORMAN cuddle. LEAH is there.

THE ROCKS

LEAH is there. KIRSTY is singing.

KIRSTY

Let stars come down.

A FLASHBACK-THE CHURCH

LEAH and VINNIE laugh at their wedding. HELEN is there.

KIRSTY

And shine on us.

THE ROCKS

LEAH and JESSE look at each other. KIRSTY is singing.

KIRSTY

There will be nothing left between us. We’ll be as free as. The stars look down and praise our love and we can do anything if we just say, yay, yay, yay, ooh, ooh, ooh,

Everyone claps.

KANE

Wahl, yeah, like we said, we wanted to do something for each other today, something really special. Well, I was going to say a big speech, but, none of that really seems right anymore. Hey, because today is meant to be about us and about who we are and that’s really just two big dorks that love one another more than anything. Today is a new beginning. Kirst, I love you more than life and I promise that every day from now on is going to be exciting and surprising, but most of all fun. No more dramas babe. Time for laughing which is why.

KANE falls back into the water.

KANE

I love you Kirsty Phillips.

KIRSTY

Kane.

KANE

I love you babe.

KIRSTY

Oh my god. I love you two.

They kiss. ALF laughs.

KIRSTY

Oh my god.

THE PATTERSON HOUSE

HAYLEY, LEAH and DANI are there.

HAYLEY

In front of everyone?

LEAH

Yep. It was definitely eccentric.

HAYLEY

What did you think Dani?

DANI

Kirsty loved it.

DANI walks into the kitchen. HAYLEY follows.

HAYLEY

I think that sounded cute. I wish I’d been there.

DANI

It’s not that Hayls. It’s Scott. If we stuck to the original plan it was supposed me in a wedding dress. He’s totally forgotten that it’s supposed to be our wedding day too.

THE SURF CLUB

SHELLEY, RHYS and BETH walk along.

SHELLEY

At least we didn’t end up with a predictably boring son-in-law.

RHYS

That’s an understatement.

MAX, HENRY and MATILDA walk together.

MAX

Because Auntie Beth and Uncle Rhys have just got back together. I don’t want things to get messed up again.

MATILDA

Not much we can do though.

MAX

We could keep them away from each other.

HENRY

How?

MAX

Well, by keeping Auntie Shelley busy.

MATILDA

How?

MAX

One way. Auntie Shelley. Would you like to see the photos of me in the surf race?

SHELLEY

I’d love to. Did you win?

MAX

No, but I got a personal best.

MAX and SHELLEY walk away. BETH and RHYS are inside.

RHYS

I’ve decided to pass up the dinner invitation.

BETH

You can’t. That’s not fair on Laura.

RHYS

Yeah, but I can go anytime and Laura’s not going anywhere.

BETH

She invited all of you. It would be a slap in the face for her if you don’t turn up.

RHYS

Yeah, but I don’t want to upset you. I mean, I’m not just being noble.

BETH

Do you want me to be polite or honest? Look, I’d be nervous. I’m not going to lie to you. That’s my baggage and you have to with yours.

RHYS

So you’re really OK with this?

BETH

Ask me after I get back.

THE BEACH HOUSE

KANE and KIRSTY lie on their bed.

KIRSTY

You’re crazy.

KANE

Yeah, I was. You and me.

KIRSTY

Are you sure you want to go Hayley and Noah’s?

KANE

I want to hang out with you.

KIRSTY

We’ve had our fun. Let them have theirs.

KANE

Yeah.

KIRSTY

I love you.

KANE

I’ve got water in my ears.

THE SURF CLUB

A limo draws up. DANI, LEAH, WILL and HAYLEY get out.

LEAH

OK, are we ready?

HAYLEY

Let’s do it.

HAYLEY sees KEN on the beach.

HAYLEY

Em, you know I love you, don’t you.

WILL

Yeah, of course.

HAYLEY

Would it be OK if I walked down the aisle with dad, please.

WILL

Sure.

WILL walks away. KEN walks up to HAYLEY.

HAYLEY

Hi dad.

KEN

You didn’t think I was going to miss my beautiful girls wedding, did you?

KEN and HAYLEY walk away together. A marquee has been set up outside the surf club. NOAH and SCOTT stand at the top of aisle. LEAH and DANI walk down the aisle. WILL walks down the aisle. HAYLEY then walks down the aisle with KEN by her said. The CELEBRANT walks up to them.

NOAH

I, Noah Lawson, take you Hayley Smith, my partner in life, to respect.

HAYLEY

To cherish, to trust and adore.

NOAH

May I speak to you with my eyes.

HAYLEY

May I listen to you with my heart.

NOAH & HAYLEY

And love you with my soul. May we halve our troubles in our sharing and we double our blessings in the same way.

SCOTT hands NOAH the ring.

NOAH

Hayley Smith, I give you this ring as a symbol of my vow representing my total love for you that was before we met and will continue to be after this life.

HAYLEY

Noah Lawson, I give you this vow as a symbol of. I give you this ring as a symbol of my vow representing my eternal love to you that was before we met and will continue to be after this life.

CELEBRANT

Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask that you to please be upstanding as I invite Mr. and Mrs Noah and Hayley Lawson to take their first kiss as husband and wife.

NOAH

I love you Mrs Lawson.

NOAH kisses HAYLEY.